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Freight

Charizard/Garchomp
Gallade/Absol
Iron Bundle/Magneton
Braviary/Zangoose

void

Brayze_II posted...

Super Metroid
Castlevania: SoTN
Blasphemous
Axiom Verge

Change Blasphemous to Blasphemous 2, actually. Twisted is the path of the miracle

Super Metroid
Castlevania: SoTN
Blasphemous
Axiom Verge

Dragonite/Marowak
Scrafty/Larvesta
Solrock/Dracovish
Hydrapple/Drakloak

Lawyer

Also just making sure but yall know about bellibolt's eyes right
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6bea35bf.jpg

MZero posted...

Flygon isn't that much better than Chansey.

My friend, I fear your mind is playing tricks. Did you drink of the bitter waters

Flygon/Squirtle
Fennekin/Froslass
Sprigatito/Omastar
Cyclizar/Sobble

Kyogre/Torchic
Sandile/Kingambit
Primarina/Bewear
Walking Wake/Ariados

Fearow is such hot trash I think it should go extinct and be replaced with an invasive species

Murder

(this was a real thing)

Marge Simpson
Roseanne
Delia Ketchum
Clair Dunphy

WarThaNemesis2 posted...

Give me Doquado

Dodetra is the sensible man's option for a 4-headed monster bird. Or they could go full on and do Dodeca and give it 20 goddamn heads

Motostoke Division
Cetitan/Poltchageist
Toedscool/Floette
Xatu/Donphan
Gogoat/Regice

Ugh I hate to advance floette but Toedscool is there. What can a guy do while maintaining his ethics

Team B

Jubilife Division
Ampharos/Snorlax
Vulpix/Mismagius
Aurorus/Vaporeon
Comfey/Archen

I still like to play og metroid! I could never beat it as a kid but now I can get sexy samus in the ending without too much trouble. Hard to top SMB3 though, I think it really is the best 2d mario. I remember watching the Wizard in the theater, which was a Nintendo ad disguised as a movie, and the big exciting finale was that they played SMB3 *before it was released*. As a small child this was the coolest thing in the entire universe, when of course every parent at the movie knew that a)it was a fancy ad and b)they were going to be spending money pretty damn soon

Sun

lateral

G-MAX STEELSURGE
+3 Garchomp
+2 Clawitzer
+1 Farigiraf
-1 Rufflet
-2 Miltank
-3 Skwovet

Another strong division except for skwovet. I have like 4 garchomps I've used over the years, including my beloved Garchibald, who is a fancy lady indeed.

HORN LEECH
+3 Bronzong
+2 Talonflame
+1 Salazzle
-1 Probopass
-2 Marshadow
-3 Quaqauval

Another pokemon based on an ancient Japanese artifact that I like, Bronzong is based on a Dotaku bronze bell (this is why its Japanese name is Dotakun) from the Yayoi period. He is a big weird bell with red eyes and that's a good pokemon in my opinion. Although I'm annoyed by salazzle's horniness, I will still vote it up as I am a lizard fan (I need to be my house is just lousy with lizards)

mnk posted...

How weak was Entei's division? It getting 71 is the biggest surprise for me.

Really weak imo

Academy

REVERSAL
+3 Solrock
+2 Cradily
+1 Lurantis
-1 Indeedee
-2 Golem
-3 Yungoos

I'm a big fan of floating suns with faces and also a fan of strange masks; this particular form of brain damage places Solrock in my top 20 pokemon. I also like weird sea life, and so cradily fits in there. Lurantis is a given. Conversely yungoos just sucks and golem is stupid looking in the bad way. It's not like geodude is great, but then they took a big step down into the pile of dogshit that is golem.

SACRED FIRE
+3 Nihilego
+2 Wimpod
+1 Articuno
-1 Buizel
-2 Raboot
-3 Bellibolt

This is a really strong division for me. I actually have no problem with buizel or raboot (I have a problem with Bellibolt). Nihilego is in my top 10 pokemon, and it's becoming rapidly clear why rock type is accidentally my favorite pokemon type.

god

NIGHT DAZE
+3 Slither Wing
+2 Cetitan
+1 Virizion
-1 Sentret
-2 Granbull
-3 Mime Jr.

Another A+ member of the volcarona family. And another F- member of the Mr. Mime family.

HORN DRILL
+3 Chandelure
+2 Koraidon
+1 Sceptile
-1 Tropius
-2 Roselia
-3 Chansey

Stacked division, although I don't feel bad about giving a -3 to chansey, hoo I hate that thing.

METRONOME
+3 Bombirdier
+2 Larvitar
+1 Bulbasaur
-1 Mudsdale
-2 Goldeen
-3 Tinkaton

I think Bombirdier is a funny concept: a stork that carries surprise boulders to conk people with. No baby for YOU bitch! As for tinkaton, for some reason people liked this thing? It's fucking malformed and hideous!

BLAZING TORQUE
+3 Heatmor
+2 Iron Bundle
+1 Metagross
-1 Magmortar
-2 Simipour
-3 Tangrowth

Nobody appreciates Heatmor. He's an anteater with a tongue made of fire! He's built like a little furnace. I think he's cool. I also think iron bundle is much better than original delibird (in terms of both design and animations and it's awesome beam-shooting tail). On the negative side, obligatory low vote for shitty monkey, also probably the two worst cross-gen evos in generation 4, both ruined their initial concepts. Tangrowth was just starting with a shittier concept.

shit

Golden Retriever
Border Collie
Samoyed
Shiba Inu

Pallad

THOUSAND ARROWS
+3 Stunfisk
+2 Dubwool
+1 Abra
-1 Arrokuda
-2 Nincada
-3 Blipbug

Stunfisk being a living whoopee cushion with a fart cry is puerile in just the right way.

WEATHER BALL
+3 Sableye
+2 Heatran
+1 Drakloak
-1 Amaura
-2 Shuppet
-3 Machamp

Sableye has always been one of my favorites; I tried using this thing when it first came out despite having terrible stat just because I'm partial to little gremlins with gemstone eyes. When he got prankster I was overjoyed, and I've used him on ladder as recently as this year (because of quash, encore, and fake out, which is a sort of horrifying combo). I don't actually dislike anything in this division much.

I'm sure it'll be back next gen given the next legends game is being set in Pokeparis. Maybe we'll get mega furfrou, which I am cautiously pessimistic about

WHIRLPOOL
+3 Kabutops
+2 Eevee
+1 Palossand
-1 Elekid
-2 Gorebyss
-3 Castform

I think Kabutops is cooler but I can't deny eevee a +2. They clearly stumbled upon the most basically 'cute' pokemon design by accident and surprised themselves with its success.

STRING SHOT
+3 Goomy
+2 Hakamo-o
+1 Goodra
-1 Jellicent
-2 Electrike
-3 Carnivine

Goomy is the most amusing first-form pseudo. He's a slug! I'm a slug fan, they're like snails but even more pathetic, having lost their shell as step 2 in some evolutionary profit??? diagram. Now they just taste bad, and animals whose defense mechanism is being kinda gross will always have a place in my heart. Carnivine on the other hand is some knockoff Jim Henson shit.

X-SCISSOR
+3 Kyogre
+2 Minior
+1 Meowscarada
-1 Manaphy
-2 Furfrou
-3 Phione

Levitating murder whale is pretty badass, and minior gets the same high marks from me as other floating rock stars (and by that I mean solrock).

SUCKER PUNCH
+3 Great Tusk
+2 Grovyle
+1 Omanyte
-1 Wingull
-2 Monferno
-3 Nuzleaf

Yeah go great tusk, donphan but better in every possible way! As for nuzleaf, the fact they gave it nipples makes me really uncomfortable

Moon

I just think zeraora is a lame design. It looks like a sonic the hedgehog character or an original character do not steal

SNARL
+3 Dipplin
+2 Mismagius
+1 Shuckle
-1 Quaxly
-2 Raticate
-3 Dugtrio

I think Dipplin is frankly a genius idea for a pokemon, although its ability needs a buff.

EXPLOSION
+3 Dragalge
+2 Azumarill
+1 Breloom
-1 Lombre
-2 Calyrex
-3 Gothitelle

Not much to say here. Dragalge is basically a sargassum seahorse, or a leafy seadragon, which is an awesome animal; they didn't change it at all which is perfectly fine in this case.

Affirmative

NES
PS2
SNES
Genesis

NO RETREAT
+3 Krabby
+2 Dewott
+1 Turtonator
-1 Delphox
-2 Landorus
-3 Loudred

I'm not really a fan of krabby per se, but I'm a fan of crab. Crab crab crab. I think they really captured the essence of crab in krabby's eyes (even though they are unstalked)

LIGHT SCREEN
+3 Tapu Koko
+2 Archeops
+1 Chimecho
-1 Wiglett
-2 Golbat
-3 Gloom

I'm a Tapu fan, I think they have cool thematics, and Tapu Koko is probably the best of them. Archeops has a hilarious animation where he flies like a fat man rides a bicycle, and I'm throwing chimecho a bone because I like the concept, and they did accurately represent the power of windchimes in battle. Diglett variants continue to be jokes that don't land, golbat is stupid looking and gloom is disgusting. That rounds out this division!

Day Tripper
Come Together
Paperback Writer
Revolution

This is impossible lol

SUPERSONIC
+3 Claydol
+2 Umbreon
+1 Blaziken
-1 Vanillish
-2 Dodrio
-3 Zeraora

Claydol is a Jomon Dogu! I went to the national museum in Tokyo and the thing I was most excited to see was the dogu exhibit. Cool guys. Zeraora looks like a mascot for a junior high volleyball team, and is probably just as sticky.

SILK TRAP
+3 Sandy Shocks
+2 Coalossal
+1 Dunsparce
-1 Grimmsnarl
-2 Minun
-3 Vullaby

I'm a big coalossal fan even though it kinda sucks now; cool concept for a fire/rock pokemon. Sandy shocks is straight up hilarious. The idea of a primitive magnet robot is daft, and when I saw it walking around on its magnets with iron filing hair sticking out of it I immediately knew we had a winner. Of sorts

Bombadil

EARTHQUAKE
+3 Rowlet
+2 Dustox
+1 Ninjask
-1 Cramorant
-2 Plusle
-3 Gothita

Here I am giving Dustox +2, what a terrible night to have a curse

INSTRUCT
+3 Golisopod
+2 Zapdos
+1 Toucannon
-1 Drizzile
-2 Seaking
-3 Happiny

Oh poor seaking. At first I didn't know lightning rod made the target immune to electric attacks. Consequently, I had this mental image of a seaking leaping out of the water triumphantly with a FUCK YA then getting promptly murdered by lightning.

I would like seaking more if he was known for doing that sort of thing tbh

Temperature

AQUA TAIL
+3 Vikavolt
+2 Scrafty
+1 Ninetales
-1 Ho-Oh
-2 Lillipup
-3 Jynx

Jynx is just disgusting. I don't know who it's supposed to seduce by seductively wiggling its hips, but it's not me

POWER TRIP
+3 Revavroom
+2 Smoliv
+1 Starmie
-1 Delcatty
-2 Roserade
-3 Gumshoos

Engines and olives, that's basically what I'm about.

Pink

+5 Metroid
+4 Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest
+4 Mega Man 2
+3 Mario 2
+3 Mario 3
+3 Blaster Master
+2 Mega Man 3
+2 The Guardian Legend
+2 Final Fantasy
+2 Iron Sword: Wizards and Warriors 2
+1 TMNT
+1 Battletoads
+1 Metal Storm
+1 River City Ransom
+1 Zelda II
+1 Gargoyle's Quest II
+1 Ufouria
+1 Mega Man 5
+1 Solstice
+1 Little Nemo: The Dream Master

ICE BURN
+3 Walking Wake
+2 Munna
+1 Octillery
-1 Pawmi
-2 Jigglypuff
-3 Tangela

Walking Wake is the glamorous red carpet version of suicune. Put some tails on, up in heels, gave it a boa, hair done nice

ATTRACT
+3 Pyukumuku
+2 Primeape
+1 Grafaiai
-1 Psyduck
-2 Caterpie
-3 Wugtrio

Pyukumuku representing Bean Squad. His fist intestines imply he's capable of fighting back but in actuality he just lays there and wins battles through the healing power of pity