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TopicArmie Hammer Reflects On How 'Bizarre' Cannibalism Accusations Killed His Career
Neoconkers
06/17/24 6:21:37 PM
#5
HylianFox posted...
it killed all the people around me that I thought were my friends that werent
I dunno man I'm not sure I'd count it as "fake friend" if they dropped me for literally being accused of multiple accounts of sexual assault

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TopicI hate seeing scottish people/actors on american tv shows
Neoconkers
06/17/24 4:42:14 PM
#26
pinky0926 posted...
No kidding. Have you moved away now?

I drive through selkirk most days
yeah, spent a few years in Dundee for uni and am now on the outskirks of Edinburgh. I still head down to see the family down there though, I've spent many many hours on the A7 in my life. does that mean you're still around Melrose then?

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TopicI hate seeing scottish people/actors on american tv shows
Neoconkers
06/17/24 4:35:49 PM
#22
pinky0926 posted...
Get out of town, where you from? Melrose here.
near enough to Selkirk, close enough that my driving lessons would go through the centre of Melrose

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TopicI hate seeing scottish people/actors on american tv shows
Neoconkers
06/17/24 1:21:07 PM
#19
pinky0926 posted...
Brain went immediately here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOZzFXolGJc&ab_channel=Limmy
don't worry, it's where mine already was.

but I mean it's worse for me, being from the borders. you can drive 10 miles and the accent has completely switched, each town has its own variety, so any discussion of "scottish accent" is a lost cause immediately

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TopicI hate seeing scottish people/actors on american tv shows
Neoconkers
06/17/24 1:09:50 PM
#15
pinky0926 posted...
3) actual scottish person but they have that peculiar edinburgh/fife theatre kid voice that only people in scottish tourism adverts have (Rowena MacLeod, supernatural)
oh please, as if the glasgow uni accent isn't the true scourge

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TopicSTEROLIZER Crypto Boxing!
Neoconkers
06/16/24 8:20:06 PM
#149
never trust someone who calls themselves an "influencer"

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TopicPokemon Yellow, Crystal, Emerald, Platinum, had the dumbest version exclusives
Neoconkers
06/13/24 8:52:16 PM
#16
Guide posted...
Gen 3 had few options, though Gen 4 was the one where you had just 1 fire option, the starter, until postgame.
and then they put a fire type E4 member for some reason...

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Topic200+ Palestinians murdered, 400+ injured in hostage rescue of 4 Israelis
Neoconkers
06/08/24 1:46:26 PM
#10
Unsuprised_Pika posted...
Agreed.

Its one thing if there is a single hostage and a thousand terrorists or something.

But its not and several-dozens of innocents die for every terrorist and hundreds-thousands suffer, are injured, homeless or displaced etc.
surprised they aren't going for the standard western technique of "class every man between 16-60 as an enemy combatant so the collateral stats are lower"

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Topic200+ Palestinians murdered, 400+ injured in hostage rescue of 4 Israelis
Neoconkers
06/08/24 1:44:20 PM
#8
wanderingshade posted...
Hamas doesn't really seem interested in the safety of their own people.
why should they? it's an excellent recruitment drive against israel letting them just flat out murder thousands and thousands of civilians

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TopicDo you agree with John Oliver about how he thinks Trump is winning in November?
Neoconkers
06/06/24 5:36:16 PM
#118
if there's one consistent in all politics, it's that voters have short memories. he's got a better chance than he did in 2020

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TopicNigel Farage to lead Reform UK at the next election.
Neoconkers
06/04/24 12:53:41 PM
#23
reminder that a couple of elections ago nigel farage finished behind a man dressed as a dolphin called Flipper

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TopicNigel Farage milkshaked
Neoconkers
06/04/24 12:49:11 PM
#4
again? didn't he get milkshaked last election too

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TopicBiden says that Israeli ceasefire includes allowing Gazans to return home.
Neoconkers
05/31/24 5:15:17 PM
#20
this was always the plan and has been their plan for a long time. they've been doing this for years, crush a residential district or two in "anti-hamas operations", benevolently announce that people can return to their now non-existent homes, and when they can't rebuild because how do you build a new district with no aid, this now prime development location gets snatched up by israeli companies for settlers. and palestine gets a little bit smaller.

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TopicTrump escalating things with false assassination attempt
Neoconkers
05/22/24 4:16:17 PM
#56
voters have very short memories

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TopicUK government may be about to call a General Election
Neoconkers
05/22/24 4:04:01 PM
#51
Thanatos_the_Great posted...
They've gone to considerable effort to make it clear that they won't be doing any of those things.
true, but then they're not exactly known for keeping promises or even a straight position on anything

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TopicUK government may be about to call a General Election
Neoconkers
05/22/24 1:50:19 PM
#33
RSmit posted...
I do wonder how much Scotland will come into play again with the current implosion of the SNP.
they're a lot less popular than they were in 2015, but starmer has done scottish labour no favours in the slightest

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TopicUK government may be about to call a General Election
Neoconkers
05/22/24 1:48:39 PM
#30
I'm guessing he wants to be out of power by august so he can take the millions he leeched out of the country and go take a summer trip to a donor's summer house in barbados

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TopicHappy 43rd Birthday AEW's Bryan Danielson! Here's some AI of him I made...
Neoconkers
05/22/24 1:45:54 PM
#4
it's a half-decent replication of that time he faked a seizure, I guess

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TopicTrump's "Unified Reich" Ad
Neoconkers
05/21/24 12:42:48 PM
#29
WingsOfGood posted...
And Nazism was to make a 3rd.

So anyone who does the same and says we want a new Reich, that is Nazism. So if Trump points to Reich 1, he is still imitating Hitler.
but WingsOfGood, you're arguing in bad faith here! the quote we put was from WWI, the 2nd reich, not the third! we're not calling for the rise of a new Nazi party by creating a 4th reich, we're... uh... german nationalists now??

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TopicTrump's "Unified Reich" Ad
Neoconkers
05/21/24 12:32:56 PM
#20
the sad thing is that I think neo-nazidom is too strong an external belief for trump to ever have, it's a belief that doesn't revolve directly around him. out of all of the populist takes he could use to get the adulation he wants, it's sad that neo-nazi is the easiest, such desperation

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Topicrowling is having a melt down over something
Neoconkers
05/16/24 12:57:45 PM
#278
social media's ability to radicalise people has never really been picked up by mainstream media, but it's wild to see in realtime

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TopicIn Ocarina of Time, do you do the Spirit Temple first or Shadow?
Neoconkers
05/09/24 1:32:28 PM
#30
Kuuko posted...
Yeah you need the bow from Forest Temple to get the map in Fire Temple so you're clearly expected to do Forest first but that's the only thing and it's obviously optional.
not even that, if you go past it then once you pass the moving fire wall you can just climb over the cage and jump down.

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TopicIn Ocarina of Time, do you do the Spirit Temple first or Shadow?
Neoconkers
05/09/24 1:12:11 PM
#15
the first time through? Shadow, because it was more easily accessible. but the true answer is "it's an open-world game, do whichever you want first". Navi pushes you to forest, fire, water, shadow, spirit in that order when you listen to her "HEY", but as mentioned you can do fire before entering forest, water before entering fire (though not forest), etc.

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TopicSpaghetti with Mushrooms: Yay or Nay
Neoconkers
05/06/24 5:59:50 PM
#9
Inshazo posted...
In my eyes, it depends on the sauce. Technically, a stroganoff uses spaghetti, no? However, for the classic spaghetti with meatballs, I am good with or without mushrooms.
stroganoff's a russian dish, was probably served with potato originally. I don't think it's ever had a "traditional" pairing, it just refers to the main thing

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TopicJudge fed up with $1000 fines not dettering Trump, threatening with jail now.
Neoconkers
05/06/24 5:49:20 PM
#9
if the penalty for a crime is just a fine, then it's only a law for poor people. see: jeff bezos racking up 16k in parking tickets

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TopicNoem, noted dog killer, says she'd murder Biden's dog, in lie filled interview.
Neoconkers
05/06/24 3:17:47 PM
#63
bobbycorwin posted...
There has to be a political reason to put that story in the book. That kind of thing would not get past an editor without a good reason. My theory is that she knew it would get the media to talk about it, and allow herself to go on Fox News and defend herself. It would give her lots of free publicity, which is exactly what happened.
you're making the same mistake people have been making about the current crop of right-wingers in the US and the UK for the past 10 years. Assuming that there are calculated reasons for their dumb behaviour. the truth is the simplest answer: no, they REALLY ARE that dumb.

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TopicLabour set to retain London in mayors elections.
Neoconkers
05/04/24 1:26:20 PM
#34
SHRlKE posted...
Will also add that Tories are losing votes to reform who are another right wing party coming to prominence. Heres a snip from Reddit that I agree with:

not to sound anti-democracy, but Reform works nicely as an idiot filter for election results. just pares out the dumbest of voters from the result

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TopicLabour set to retain London in mayors elections.
Neoconkers
05/04/24 1:24:45 PM
#33
C_Pain posted...
I still don't know what labour and tories even are. Brits and their damn weird terms lmao!
making a very rough analogy, this was more like a House election than anything more major. it was elections for very local representatives and for regional mayors. not to do with overall country control, the councillors elected don't get any vote on legislation, but very much a leading indicator for how the major elections will go.

labour are the comparatively left major party (democrat) and conservatives are the comparatively right major party (republican, but like the GOP they've swung much farther right than they were 10-15 years ago). This result is basically like if the republicans got slaughtered in the House, but a large number of those seats went to Greens or independents or other minor parties instead of to the Democrats

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TopicGiancarlo Esposito has been casted in a mystery role in the MCU
Neoconkers
05/04/24 12:34:01 PM
#21
I'm guessing he's going to be cast as gus fring again

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TopicLabour set to retain London in mayors elections.
Neoconkers
05/04/24 10:26:25 AM
#13
Thanatos_the_Great posted...
Not really. In 1997, while a desire to just get rid of the Tories was certainly a big factor, Tony Blair had a strong personal appeal and many voters were enthusiastic about him. The same can't be said of Starmer.
This. the interesting stat from these English council election results is not just that the Conservatives have been slaughtered, it's also how much of that swing Labour have actually picked up. 448 losses from the Tories sounds great for Starmer, but they only picked up 173. the other 300ish are spread across the Lib Dems, Greens and Independents, it really doesn't paint much confidence in the current Labour party

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TopicAge Demographics of GameFaqs over the years...
Neoconkers
05/01/24 2:55:58 PM
#100
STEROLIZER posted...
I go on and on like this for 7 pages
but not outside, apparently

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Topic"Funny Games" movie pisses me the fuck off
Neoconkers
04/30/24 2:48:48 PM
#26
an exercise in pointlessness should not be 2 hours long. we get it. you could have said all you wanted to say in half that time

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TopicMovies everyone seems to love but you dislike.
Neoconkers
04/30/24 1:55:53 PM
#102
Twister. I can't find anything redeemable about it. abominable movie

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TopicVP candidate Kristi Noem killed her family's dog & goat with a shotgun
Neoconkers
04/27/24 1:12:18 PM
#142
"I'm incapable of training or controlling a dog. vote for me as VP. I'm also dumb enough to think announcing that you executed the nation's most popular pet and that your child asked you where he was minutes later is politically beneficial. vote for me as VP"

this should be the nail in her coffin for idiocy alone, before we even get to the obvious morality problems

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TopicI've done it. I've finally taken the plunge.
Neoconkers
04/24/24 4:33:36 PM
#10
Finasteride is used to treat an enlarged prostate (benign prostate enlargement). It can help ease your symptoms if:
  • it's difficult to start peeing
  • you need to pee urgently or more often
  • it's difficult to empty your bladder completely
thank you NHS website for explaining the context, apologies TC on the grapefruit in your arse

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TopicBritain to begin deporting asylum-seekers to Rwanda.
Neoconkers
04/23/24 9:23:53 PM
#9
a policy illegal under both international and UK law, that's noted as more expensive - pound-per-migrant - than the current policies, and completely ignores the backlogs in migration requests that are causing the issues in the first place.

the tory party truly has been on a race to the bottom since the brexit vote, each PM has been shitter than the last. when rats flee the ship, only the dumbest ones get left on the boat

the wild part is this decision only panders to the gammon-faced racists who are outraged that they might have to live next door to a minority because "this is a white christian country britain isn't british anymore". you know, the group who were already gonna vote tory.

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TopicThe Triforce being split into 3 parts is fucking stupid
Neoconkers
04/23/24 9:18:27 PM
#15
Prismsblade posted...
Toon Ganon from the WW is one of the few ganons to my knowledge to collect all the pieces but still gets his ass kicked the same as every other.
he gets his ass kicked because the triforce is stolen from him before he ever gets to use it. he gets distracted after forming it. its power is only used to reflood hyrule, ganon never actually uses it.

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TopicSquatter charged after allegedly taking over $1M Queens home
Neoconkers
04/23/24 8:43:04 PM
#7
LonelyStoner posted...
Is this the one who murdered that woman after her mother passed?
what and the murdered woman took him to court? and his "fourth degree grand larceny" charge was more of a story than the murder?

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TopicIndependent on Man who set self on fire, he posted conspiracies online
Neoconkers
04/22/24 2:11:02 PM
#18
Evening_Dragon posted...
Is it possible for such trauma to trigger latent schizophrenia? Is that a thing?
schizophrenia isn't the only thing that causes delusions

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TopicIndependent on Man who set self on fire, he posted conspiracies online
Neoconkers
04/20/24 2:26:10 PM
#14
WingsOfGood posted...
Leftist believe Covid was a government created event?
the mentally ill do. left AND right.

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TopicGamefaqs poster celebrates getting Board 261(Politics) shut down
Neoconkers
04/18/24 5:47:24 PM
#127
lol and also lmao

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TopicHowdy
Neoconkers
04/15/24 6:29:34 PM
#469
gj pink one, the site may not have been perfect before but there was never a question of whether the people running it actually cared about the site/boards

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TopicOh FUCK! Current Events got the LUE treatment and is now a private board
Neoconkers
04/15/24 1:05:10 PM
#91
final glory of CE is getting a fandom director to publicly and unironically say hornyposting

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TopicSo apparently Turkish delight doesn't taste all that great...
Neoconkers
04/03/24 4:56:19 PM
#13
turkish delight's taste is whatever you flavour it with. in the UK it tends to be rosewater flavoured, but there's lemon, walnut, etc. it's like saying "ice cream doesn't taste great", disregarding the idea of flavours.

the soft gelatinous texture might not be to someone's taste but texture appeals to different people.

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TopicDid you watch the documentaries about Boogie2988 and Dan Schneider?
Neoconkers
03/31/24 3:38:34 PM
#9
Damn_Underscore posted...
if you search for boogie2988 documentary on youtube
if I ever do that you should have me either sectioned under the mental health act or just shot with a cattle gun

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