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Topicrowling is having a melt down over something
Neoconkers
05/16/24 12:57:45 PM
#278
social media's ability to radicalise people has never really been picked up by mainstream media, but it's wild to see in realtime

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TopicIn Ocarina of Time, do you do the Spirit Temple first or Shadow?
Neoconkers
05/09/24 1:32:28 PM
#30
Kuuko posted...
Yeah you need the bow from Forest Temple to get the map in Fire Temple so you're clearly expected to do Forest first but that's the only thing and it's obviously optional.
not even that, if you go past it then once you pass the moving fire wall you can just climb over the cage and jump down.

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TopicIn Ocarina of Time, do you do the Spirit Temple first or Shadow?
Neoconkers
05/09/24 1:12:11 PM
#15
the first time through? Shadow, because it was more easily accessible. but the true answer is "it's an open-world game, do whichever you want first". Navi pushes you to forest, fire, water, shadow, spirit in that order when you listen to her "HEY", but as mentioned you can do fire before entering forest, water before entering fire (though not forest), etc.

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TopicSpaghetti with Mushrooms: Yay or Nay
Neoconkers
05/06/24 5:59:50 PM
#9
Inshazo posted...
In my eyes, it depends on the sauce. Technically, a stroganoff uses spaghetti, no? However, for the classic spaghetti with meatballs, I am good with or without mushrooms.
stroganoff's a russian dish, was probably served with potato originally. I don't think it's ever had a "traditional" pairing, it just refers to the main thing

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TopicJudge fed up with $1000 fines not dettering Trump, threatening with jail now.
Neoconkers
05/06/24 5:49:20 PM
#9
if the penalty for a crime is just a fine, then it's only a law for poor people. see: jeff bezos racking up 16k in parking tickets

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TopicNoem, noted dog killer, says she'd murder Biden's dog, in lie filled interview.
Neoconkers
05/06/24 3:17:47 PM
#63
bobbycorwin posted...
There has to be a political reason to put that story in the book. That kind of thing would not get past an editor without a good reason. My theory is that she knew it would get the media to talk about it, and allow herself to go on Fox News and defend herself. It would give her lots of free publicity, which is exactly what happened.
you're making the same mistake people have been making about the current crop of right-wingers in the US and the UK for the past 10 years. Assuming that there are calculated reasons for their dumb behaviour. the truth is the simplest answer: no, they REALLY ARE that dumb.

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TopicLabour set to retain London in mayors elections.
Neoconkers
05/04/24 1:26:20 PM
#34
SHRlKE posted...
Will also add that Tories are losing votes to reform who are another right wing party coming to prominence. Heres a snip from Reddit that I agree with:

not to sound anti-democracy, but Reform works nicely as an idiot filter for election results. just pares out the dumbest of voters from the result

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TopicLabour set to retain London in mayors elections.
Neoconkers
05/04/24 1:24:45 PM
#33
C_Pain posted...
I still don't know what labour and tories even are. Brits and their damn weird terms lmao!
making a very rough analogy, this was more like a House election than anything more major. it was elections for very local representatives and for regional mayors. not to do with overall country control, the councillors elected don't get any vote on legislation, but very much a leading indicator for how the major elections will go.

labour are the comparatively left major party (democrat) and conservatives are the comparatively right major party (republican, but like the GOP they've swung much farther right than they were 10-15 years ago). This result is basically like if the republicans got slaughtered in the House, but a large number of those seats went to Greens or independents or other minor parties instead of to the Democrats

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TopicGiancarlo Esposito has been casted in a mystery role in the MCU
Neoconkers
05/04/24 12:34:01 PM
#21
I'm guessing he's going to be cast as gus fring again

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TopicLabour set to retain London in mayors elections.
Neoconkers
05/04/24 10:26:25 AM
#13
Thanatos_the_Great posted...
Not really. In 1997, while a desire to just get rid of the Tories was certainly a big factor, Tony Blair had a strong personal appeal and many voters were enthusiastic about him. The same can't be said of Starmer.
This. the interesting stat from these English council election results is not just that the Conservatives have been slaughtered, it's also how much of that swing Labour have actually picked up. 448 losses from the Tories sounds great for Starmer, but they only picked up 173. the other 300ish are spread across the Lib Dems, Greens and Independents, it really doesn't paint much confidence in the current Labour party

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TopicAge Demographics of GameFaqs over the years...
Neoconkers
05/01/24 2:55:58 PM
#100
STEROLIZER posted...
I go on and on like this for 7 pages
but not outside, apparently

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Topic"Funny Games" movie pisses me the fuck off
Neoconkers
04/30/24 2:48:48 PM
#26
an exercise in pointlessness should not be 2 hours long. we get it. you could have said all you wanted to say in half that time

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TopicMovies everyone seems to love but you dislike.
Neoconkers
04/30/24 1:55:53 PM
#102
Twister. I can't find anything redeemable about it. abominable movie

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TopicVP candidate Kristi Noem killed her family's dog & goat with a shotgun
Neoconkers
04/27/24 1:12:18 PM
#142
"I'm incapable of training or controlling a dog. vote for me as VP. I'm also dumb enough to think announcing that you executed the nation's most popular pet and that your child asked you where he was minutes later is politically beneficial. vote for me as VP"

this should be the nail in her coffin for idiocy alone, before we even get to the obvious morality problems

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TopicI've done it. I've finally taken the plunge.
Neoconkers
04/24/24 4:33:36 PM
#10
Finasteride is used to treat an enlarged prostate (benign prostate enlargement). It can help ease your symptoms if:
  • it's difficult to start peeing
  • you need to pee urgently or more often
  • it's difficult to empty your bladder completely
thank you NHS website for explaining the context, apologies TC on the grapefruit in your arse

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TopicBritain to begin deporting asylum-seekers to Rwanda.
Neoconkers
04/23/24 9:23:53 PM
#9
a policy illegal under both international and UK law, that's noted as more expensive - pound-per-migrant - than the current policies, and completely ignores the backlogs in migration requests that are causing the issues in the first place.

the tory party truly has been on a race to the bottom since the brexit vote, each PM has been shitter than the last. when rats flee the ship, only the dumbest ones get left on the boat

the wild part is this decision only panders to the gammon-faced racists who are outraged that they might have to live next door to a minority because "this is a white christian country britain isn't british anymore". you know, the group who were already gonna vote tory.

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TopicThe Triforce being split into 3 parts is fucking stupid
Neoconkers
04/23/24 9:18:27 PM
#15
Prismsblade posted...
Toon Ganon from the WW is one of the few ganons to my knowledge to collect all the pieces but still gets his ass kicked the same as every other.
he gets his ass kicked because the triforce is stolen from him before he ever gets to use it. he gets distracted after forming it. its power is only used to reflood hyrule, ganon never actually uses it.

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TopicSquatter charged after allegedly taking over $1M Queens home
Neoconkers
04/23/24 8:43:04 PM
#7
LonelyStoner posted...
Is this the one who murdered that woman after her mother passed?
what and the murdered woman took him to court? and his "fourth degree grand larceny" charge was more of a story than the murder?

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TopicIndependent on Man who set self on fire, he posted conspiracies online
Neoconkers
04/22/24 2:11:02 PM
#18
Evening_Dragon posted...
Is it possible for such trauma to trigger latent schizophrenia? Is that a thing?
schizophrenia isn't the only thing that causes delusions

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TopicIndependent on Man who set self on fire, he posted conspiracies online
Neoconkers
04/20/24 2:26:10 PM
#14
WingsOfGood posted...
Leftist believe Covid was a government created event?
the mentally ill do. left AND right.

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TopicGamefaqs poster celebrates getting Board 261(Politics) shut down
Neoconkers
04/18/24 5:47:24 PM
#127
lol and also lmao

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TopicHowdy
Neoconkers
04/15/24 6:29:34 PM
#469
gj pink one, the site may not have been perfect before but there was never a question of whether the people running it actually cared about the site/boards

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TopicOh FUCK! Current Events got the LUE treatment and is now a private board
Neoconkers
04/15/24 1:05:10 PM
#91
final glory of CE is getting a fandom director to publicly and unironically say hornyposting

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TopicSo apparently Turkish delight doesn't taste all that great...
Neoconkers
04/03/24 4:56:19 PM
#13
turkish delight's taste is whatever you flavour it with. in the UK it tends to be rosewater flavoured, but there's lemon, walnut, etc. it's like saying "ice cream doesn't taste great", disregarding the idea of flavours.

the soft gelatinous texture might not be to someone's taste but texture appeals to different people.

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TopicDid you watch the documentaries about Boogie2988 and Dan Schneider?
Neoconkers
03/31/24 3:38:34 PM
#9
Damn_Underscore posted...
if you search for boogie2988 documentary on youtube
if I ever do that you should have me either sectioned under the mental health act or just shot with a cattle gun

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TopicSo tell me, why did a Republican who won by like 30 points last time lose by 25
Neoconkers
03/29/24 3:20:35 PM
#25
everyone thinks the silent majority's on their side until push comes to shove

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TopicNinja has cancer
Neoconkers
03/28/24 1:50:12 PM
#25
weird place to get skin cancer, but that sucks. hopefully an early catch

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TopicBritish high schoolers try good food for the first time in their lives
Neoconkers
03/28/24 1:37:14 PM
#6
MabusIncarnate posted...
it's really good if made right
it's almost like how good any countries' cuisine is isn't related to the cuisine itself (as they wouldn't stay like that if it wasn't good) and it all comes down to the quality of ingredients and how well you prepare it

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TopicOverwatch 2's newest hero is Venture. They just released a gameplay trailer.
Neoconkers
03/27/24 2:26:06 PM
#2
isn't the robot non-binary

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TopicI finally got around to watching Goodfellas.
Neoconkers
03/23/24 12:40:20 PM
#18
Southernfatman posted...
Although I still say Casino > Goodfellas.


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TopicISIS claims credit for Moscow attack
Neoconkers
03/22/24 10:01:16 PM
#13
Senta posted...
I feel like ISIS claims credit for anything. Someone sneezes at an inconvenient moment? ISIS did it.
that's a weird feeling because they haven't really done that at all

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TopicGenetically engineered pig kidney transplanted in 62 year old.
Neoconkers
03/22/24 9:05:09 PM
#16
mystic_belmont posted...
My step father had a pig valve implanted in him. I don't think he took immunosuppressants.
Immune privilege is an evolutionary adaptation that protects vital tissues with limited regenerative capacity from collateral damage by the immune response. Classical examples include the anterior chamber of the eye and the brain. More recently, the placenta, testes and articular cartilage were found to have similar immune privilege. What all of these tissues have in common is their vital function for evolutionary fitness and a limited regenerative capacity. Immune privilege is clinically relevant, because corneal transplantation and meniscal transplantation do not require immunosuppression. The heart valves also serve a vital function and have limited regenerative capacity after damage. Moreover, experimental and clinical evidence from heart valve transplantation suggests that the heart valves are spared from alloimmune injury. Here we review this evidence and propose the concept of heart valves as immune privileged sites. This concept has important clinical implications for heart valve transplantation.

from a paper I found through a googling
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8383064/

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TopicStopped taking meds and i am feeling like a different person mentally?
Neoconkers
03/20/24 9:47:25 PM
#16
the density of your posts, the many many different threads running through each run-on sentence, the billion different contradictory thoughts going on at the same time that all feel like they each make sense at the same time? yeah that's the brain spiral of someone going cold turkey off meds. as someone who's written texts in the past the same way you're writing these messages, whatever you're doing right now is pushing you towards a spiral. whether that's up or down, it's a bad direction. did you taper off the meds or just one day quit taking entirely?

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TopicWhat's the saddest song you've ever heard?
Neoconkers
03/17/24 9:48:47 AM
#84
something from A Crow Looked At Me, probably Ravens

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TopicIndian Citizens Forced to Fight for Russia in Ukraine
Neoconkers
03/10/24 6:39:00 PM
#23
it's far from unheard of, the US got embroiled in this stuff too. a group of Nepalese people got recruited to go work in restaurants in Jordan, and then they had their passports stolen and ended up on an Iraqi airbase working for KBR, one of the US defense contractors in Iraq. up until they got abducted and beheaded by ISIS because they weren't deemed necessary to protect. desperate people promised jobs to get money they can send back home, trafficked into combat because "nobody who matters will miss them"

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TopicThe Racist Royal family releases photoshopped photo of Kate after surgery
Neoconkers
03/10/24 6:15:48 PM
#17
well, I've seen enough evidence. this proves once and for all that paul mccartney is dead and was replaced by a lookalike.

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TopicIs the unbanning of vegy confirmation of MOD ABOOS
Neoconkers
03/08/24 4:17:17 PM
#125
ArsGoetia posted...
CE is tamer than just about any other publicly available user driven content platform on the internet lol
network tv is spicier than the shit that happens here
yep you're right, it's fine here. it's the women in this topic that are wrong.

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TopicIs the unbanning of vegy confirmation of MOD ABOOS
Neoconkers
03/08/24 4:02:13 PM
#119
Guide posted...
I've been here since 2017 and this is entirely news to me. Was vegy some kind of stalker before? Because literally all I've seen from him is shitty gimmick posts about girly calling him ugly, and a lot of softcore.

Like, all the stuff you're talking about is indeed bad stuff. Literally all I was defending here is people making horny topics.
I've been around since 2008ish, 9ish. basically every girl/woman I've seen on this board is either gone or took a long amount of time away due to on and offsite aggression, either constant sexualisation (the "hornyposts" that are apparently so culturally integral to the board) or childish misogynist anger, whether it 's repressed angry manchildren who hate women or repressed angry manchildren who see people paying attention to women as them being "attention whores".

if the topic wasn't specifically about vegy I wouldn't be singling him out for this as there were a LOT worse, but he's been an ever consistent theme in the "CE is not a safe place for women" problem.

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TopicIs the unbanning of vegy confirmation of MOD ABOOS
Neoconkers
03/08/24 3:37:28 PM
#110
Guide posted...
Fucking explain the "effects of our actions", go ahead
dude are you for real lmao

how many women have been pushed off of this board through constant on-site and off-site harassment, whether sexual-based or just flat out berating them in unrelated topics because their existence is "drama whoring"? a lot of people here are acting like vegy has this reputation from posting softcore anime rather than the years he spent targeting this "harmless hornyposting just have fun bro" at the users on this site rather than fictional characters.

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TopicThink of a pokemon. Any pokemon.
Neoconkers
03/05/24 2:45:37 PM
#21
Kabutops. I don't think a huge number of people, but it's not looking good for that number...

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TopicThe Michigan GOP is in FUCKING TERMOIL
Neoconkers
02/23/24 4:15:28 PM
#72
they're just not intelligent. so many people are looking for the "what's their dastardly plan", but there just isn't one. they really are that dumb.

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TopicTwo Democrats propose bill to connect Texas to national grids
Neoconkers
02/17/24 4:56:47 PM
#72
2024, and you're all still biting the most obvious, low effort bait

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TopicWithout saying your age......
Neoconkers
02/16/24 7:33:56 PM
#121
Mouse Hunt. I was so incredibly young that all I remember is crying when it looked like the mouse died

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TopicBanjo Tooie is just so massive
Neoconkers
02/15/24 9:48:24 PM
#3
it's a biiiig game. they're trying to make a randomiser for it at the moment, and I have NO idea how they're going to make the logic for it.

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TopicWould Kamala be able to beat Trump?
Neoconkers
02/15/24 9:45:17 PM
#5
The USA? elect a black woman? lol

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TopicI can't imagine how people don't like taking showers.
Neoconkers
02/15/24 5:15:10 PM
#7
it's literally the best part of my morning. I don't feel ready without one.

My bath's tap splitter has been broken for a while now so I haven't had a bath in so long, I miss them...

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TopicMiraculous birth expected from a stingray, possibly impregnated by a shark
Neoconkers
02/14/24 7:14:42 PM
#43
sharks are already known to have virgin births, these rays are related to sharks, probably not a big stretch to think they can do the same thing.

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TopicRIP twomad
Neoconkers
02/14/24 5:25:40 PM
#33
"this guy repeatedly tried to murder me and threatened my life"

"what possible reason could you have for not saying this publicly"

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TopicPlane riders - aisle seat or window seat?
Neoconkers
02/13/24 3:48:48 PM
#30
Window, I'm ok with bladder control on long journeys. looking out the window keeps me occupied, can switch my brain off for a bit at a time

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