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There's nothing wrong with sports in general, but sports fans tend to be weird nerds who get way too upset over people's opinions (or lack thereof) on things that I can't bring myself to care about. Every nerd has weird obsessions. Sports nerds just think they're different for some reason, but they're all just a bunch of weird nerds who can't fathom that there are people out there who don't have opinions that pertain to the specifics of their weird nerd obsession. At least anime nerds don't look at you like you have 3 heads when you tell them you don't watch anime and don't care about Evangelion or whatever.

If I imagine a bag of Cheetos, magically generate a perfect copy of that bag of Cheetos from the comfort of my own home and then eat those Cheetos, I didn't steal anything.

Salrite posted...

Could get yourself in trouble with a stalking charge

I guess that could happen if I was extremely dumb about it.

ParanoidObsessive posted...

The people with a vested interest in keeping secrets would pay to have you killed.

Well your name is appropriate, I guess.

Being literally always successful at guessing names is not minor. That's marketable. I'd love to use that to spook the shit out of people or take bets from strangers as a street performer that I can guess their name.

Nintendo is at their worst when they're on top. Some of the best and most creative games they ever made were on the N64, GameCube, Wii U, 3DS, and Switch back when it was still new and Nintendo was still struggling. They get so creative when they're desperately behind the competition. They get too complacent and greedy when they're successful. Because of all that, I hope the Switch 2 crashes and burns.

MICHALECOLE posted...

Emo night is killing me I dont know half these songs and theyre not even fucking emo

She's a poser. You're better than this. Tell her she'll never understand, flip your hair, and fly off in the night sky on your feelings.

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"AI" has not been invented. Very expensive algorithms that can plagiarize at the speed of light are not intelligent, but they certainly are artificial. If the end goal is to turn these plagiarism machines into thinking beings, that's a damn foolish goal, but we are extremely far from it.

His entire career has just been him paying people more skilled and intelligent than he is to do the work for him while he takes credit. That's always been his thing.

Was FFXIII ever sold as a trilogy? I don't think Squeenix usually does that.

It's being banned because Chinese spyware bad, US spyware good.

Everyone knows Scarlett Johansson's most important role was when she played the middle child in Home Alone 3.

Cruddy_horse posted...

Every shooter has a manifesto, it's provided free of charge by the Federal Government.

Yeah the whole arrest is sus as fuck. If I committed a high profile murder, I don't think I'd sit down in a McDonald's five days later with the murder weapon, the fake IDs I used near the murder, and a manifesto explaining why I did it.

And I don't think he did that either.

Only if I get to visit Hokkaido or somewhere nice like that. No desire to visit some of the most densely packed cities in the world.

Fascinating. I post on this board maybe once or twice a month.

Zareth posted...

Content leveling along with the player

No game ever made leveling more pointless than Final Fantasy 8.

I'm naked literally as often as I can be. The clothes come off within minutes of coming home from work or anything else.

So basically I'm a woman for a year? AND I get railed at the beginning of it followed by a year of fairly poor health with an incredibly painful afternoon towards the end? All for a million dollars?

Yeah I'd experience that to set me up for life. A million dollars is still enough money for a smart person to never have to do real labor ever again.

Roshi is a gross incorrigible pervert and I already know I don't have what it takes to undergo his training to shoot lasers out of my hands.

Bulma is an actual genius savant who is a genuinely good person whose crazed antics are mostly a reaction to the batshit craziness that goes on around her. She also matures a lot when she's no longer a teenager and would not only be a great friend, but a nice security blanket in tough times because of the immense wealth.

Any force that wants to draft my old fat ass is bound to lose due to poor judgement, so I'd defect.

VioletZer0 posted...

Anyone who says Chik-fil-a has never eaten a Popeyes chicken sandwich.

This. I've had both. Popeyes actually has flavor. The people who eat at Chick-fil-A are afraid of spice. Blandest chicken I've ever had outside of a gas station.

Robuttnik and his robots are actually destructible. Dragonball villains are so ridiculously powerful that even King Piccolo, who had only a fraction of Radish's power, was able to completely dominate the world and its modern military with no effort all.

Though if we lived in the Dragonball universe, a couple bald men training really really hard for a year or two would be strong enough to defeat anyone weaker than Freeza.

For someone who's mastered the controls to the point where controlling Mario is an extension of pure thought, the game is a blast that never really gets old. The extremely tight and precise controls lend it to being a game that simply feels amazing to play and control for those who have been playing for decades.

Also I love the edgy contrarians trying to claim that literally any mainline Mario game is "terrible". 64, Sunshine, Galaxy, and Odyssey are all phenomenal games.

The Xbox 360 remaster of PD that came out in 2008 and has been available for every Xbox console since then is definitely the way to play. I really wish Rare Replay could just come out on the Switch. Almost all of those games were originally on Nintendo hardware anyway.

The N64 part of the NSO is so half-assed. They didn't even try to make most of those games playable.

Catholics can and do break all their own rules. They just apologize to God later and do 20 hail Marys and it's all good. I don't know of any other religion that treats its god like an employer you have a begrudging contract with.

I've been modded for spoilers before, and I got the hefty penalty of "post deleted"

How tf does someone get purged for two months? I think the worst I got was like 10 karma loss and that's when I was an impolite and rambunctious teenager.

Nah I've still got the original. Sexually harassing goombas and all.

Started playing FFXIV about two months ago and it's blown every other MMO out of the water. Every time I try to get back into wow, I'm bored of it before my first month's subscription is up.

The PC version is the second best way to experience FFVIII because you can mod it to be less shit.

The best way to play it is to read a plot summary on Wikipedia and then move on with your life.

The kind of people who want power are never the kind of people who should have it. But since they're just moderators on a dying video game forum instead of cops or politicians, it's just kind of sad.

Big fan of Japanese curry. Tried it out of curiosity because of Persona 5 and fell in love. Also anything with chashu pork belly is great. And ramen, sushi.

The death of the handshake. I still refuse to shake people's hands. I don't care what they think. It's gross and it's always been gross.

A billionaire doesn't need to use the self service pumps. For 1 billion you can literally hire a professional to live on your property and take care of your urges whenever you want.

I'm referring to a personal chef of course.

Who needs porn with a billion dollars? You can hire a professional. A classy one.

As a fat bastard who slayed mad puss throughout my 20s without even trying, I'm honestly not sure how it's so difficult for some people to get laid even once. It happened to me literally by accident dozens of times.

I've never lost 50 billion dollars in like a year, so I'm probably smarter than him.

Makes sense. That food is sold at a loss, to get people buying things in the store. Non-members obviously aren't doing that.