Board 8 > All Purpose Wrestling Topic 138: Hey Colt Cabana, how ya doing?

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From: Haguile | #351
-Truth took a kid's drink, took a sip and threw it to the ground and the kid started to cry.

i lol'ed

that's awesome

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For Seth Rollins, this is actually the most recent actual promo they have let him do. They let him do backstage things here and there, but nothing terribly involving.



Richie Steamboat isn't at his best here. He's actually much better on the mic.

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Who makes kids cry more, Truth or Chuck Taylor.

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ha, called it. WWE probably wants them to work together and against each other since they're both indie guys with similar backgrounds (not the same companies, but a Gabe product is a Gabe product).

and Tyler is kinda awkward in real life too, so acting is a problem for him in the end. what you see really is what you get with him - a guy who knows he has talent but can't vocalize his emotions well, and doesn't know how to sound as good as he ought to. in terms of 'who he is,' the guy lacks that extra boost of conversational skills. not a confidence issue, but doesn't know how to express himself well.

Moxley can be pretty much anybody. biggest heel, biggest face, tweener, drunk, name it. if there's anyone who can teach Tyler how to be on the mic, it's him.

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send the man to acting classes

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25 mins in, well this smackdown OWNS!


Correction: Daniel Bryan owns

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Holy crap @ that Superplex to the outside spot at the end of Superstars. I'm not sure I've ever seen that before.

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The Wrestling Observer is reporting that not only is WWE Smackdown star Sin Cara considered a "pet project" for Triple H, but it's being said that The Game has personally taken Cara under his wing when it comes to development.

Triple H has reportedly told Sin Cara not to listen to anyone but him when it comes to adapting to the American style of pro wrestling. Additionally, it's being said that HHH has told Cara to come seek him out personally if he has any problems or wants to work with anyone in particular.

Because nobody knows how to adapt to the American style of wrestling more than Triple H.

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It would be even funnier if Sin Cara can't speak English, as has been rumored

Sin Cara: No puedo ver muy bien en mi máscara. Me temo que puede ser un peligro para los demás.

HHH: Oh, yeah, I agree. Hey, how do you feel about taking the Pedigree?

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From: PrivateBiscuit1 | #360
The Wrestling Observer is reporting that not only is WWE Smackdown star Sin Cara considered a "pet project" for Triple H, but it's being said that The Game has personally taken Cara under his wing when it comes to development.

Triple H has reportedly told Sin Cara not to listen to anyone but him when it comes to adapting to the American style of pro wrestling. Additionally, it's being said that HHH has told Cara to come seek him out personally if he has any problems or wants to work with anyone in particular.

Where is this coming from? Meltzer commented on this story Monday and said something along the likes of "I highly doubt Triple H is telling Sin Cara to listen to only him when the back room also has the likes of Arn Anderson, Dean Malenko and others." Sounds more like a fabricated WrestleZone story being denied on Observer Radio, and then the dirtsheets are using that as confirmation.


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Its anti-Triple H therefore people will believe it.

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From: the icon ownz all | #362
Where is this coming from? Meltzer commented on this story Monday and said something along the likes of "I highly doubt Triple H is telling Sin Cara to listen to only him when the back room also has the likes of Arn Anderson, Dean Malenko and others." Sounds more like a fabricated WrestleZone story being denied on Observer Radio, and then the dirtsheets are using that as confirmation.

I recall reading an a story on the observer site that said something to the same effect, actually. I don't know if he pulled the story or corrected himself later, or if I just didn't read the whole thing, but I definitely remember seeing something like that in an observer update shortly before other sites began running the story.

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listening to the Luke interview, its good stuff.

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For what it's worth, I did pick that from Wrestlezone. I really ought to find a better source of wrestling news.

Also, I just saw Joker Sting. lolTNA

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Joker Sting was lol, but low ki was wow!

but srsly, the next PPV looks good, because its kinda like hardcore justice, its a ppv revolving around one theme and instead of washed up wrestlers its AJ, Daniels, Joe, Kendrick, Aries, low ki etc.

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So, I know I'm late to the party, but...

Holy s*** was Usos/Trent vs. Gabriel/Slater/Kidd awesome.

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Teddy Long is seriously the worst GM ever.

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Let's see...

Bischoff, Steph, Austin, Heyman, Foley, Angle, Long, Coach, Vickie, Estrada, Regal, Adamle, Tiffany, Bret, Anonymous

I think that's all of them.

Teddy's not the bottom of that pile, that's for sure!

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Damnit, I'm being facetious, Jakyl!

He's really bad though.

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Teddy will screw you and you will like it.

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Jakyl Fun Fact:

Teddy Long is the only person to have ever had control over Raw, SmackDown, and ECW over his career.

In addition to his two stints as SD General Manager and his run as ECW General Manager, he was also GM of Raw for one night when Bischoff was on vacation (back when he was a racist heel manager).

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That excludes Vince though, obviously, since no matter what the show is sometimes he sticks his nose around and pulls rank on whoever is in charge.

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Michael Pena the best GM ever

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That can't be right. I am pretty sure Vickie has also had power on all three brands at one point or another

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Nope, pretty sure that Vickie just has one stint as SmackDown GM, two stints as Raw GM (one of which lasted only one night when Orton scared her into quitting), and a stint as the Official Consultant to SmackDown.

Never on ECW, I don't think. Heyman--Vince (in absence of a GM)--Estrada--Teddy--Tiffany--NXT

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The mental image of the Raw GM debuting onscreen as a buncha nerds in V masks is pretty great

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Seeing as how we're now in the 2nd half of the year, here are my choices for the Top Ten WWE Matches of the 1st Half of 2011.

Yes I know tonight's SD and all of next week's shows should technically be eligible, but oh well. If there's some classic on any of them then we can revise.

1.) SmackDown Elimination Chamber: ****1/2
2.) Randy Orton vs. Christian, Over the Limit: ****1/4
3.) Christian vs. Alberto Del Rio, Extreme Rules: ****
4.) Randy Orton vs. Christian, SmackDown: ****
5.) CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio, Capitol Punishment: ****
6.) Raw Elimination Chamber: ****
7.) John Cena vs. The Miz vs. John Morrison, Extreme Rules, ***3/4
8.) The Undertaker vs. Triple H, Wrestlemania: ***3/4
9.) Edge vs. Alberto Del Rio, Wrestlemania: ***1/2
10.) CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Alberto Del Rio, Raw: ***1/2

Top 5 ROH (having only seen from 2011 their 4 iPPVs, the final HDNet tapings, and Revolution: USA)
1.) Davey Richards vs. Eddie Edwards, Best in the World: ****1/4
2.) Eddie Edwards vs. Christopher Daniels, Honor Takes Center Stage 1: ****
3.) Kings of Wrestling vs. American Wolves, Revolution: USA: ****
4.) Davey Richards vs. Roderick Strong, Honor Takes Center Stage 1: ****
5.) Eddie Edwards vs. Christopher Daniels, 9th Anniversary Show, ***3/4

Top 5 TNA Matches (I could be forgetting some here because I haven't been keeping as good records)
1.) Jeff Jarrett vs. Kurt Angle, Lockdown: ****
2.) Jeff Jarrett vs. Kurt Angle, Against All Odds: ***3/4
3.) Beer Money vs. Motor City Machine Guns, Genesis: ***1/2
4.) Bully Ray vs. A.J. Styles, Slammiversary: ***1/2
5.) Lethal Lockdown: ***1/2

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From: JaKyL25 | #370
Let's see...

Bischoff, Steph, Austin, Heyman, Foley, Angle, Long, Coach, Vickie, Estrada, Regal, Adamle, Tiffany, Bret, Anonymous

I think that's all of them.

Teddy's not the bottom of that pile, that's for sure!

MIKE ADAMLE CAN RUN AN IRONMAN AND HE'S LIKE 76 YEARS OLD

WHAT CAN YOU DO

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Mark Henry throwing that tech guy into the darkness was so very awesome looking

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From: TimJab | #381
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give your website credibility!


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Uh, Teddy is worse than everyone on that list except Vickie.

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I watch NXT with no pants on every week, just like CM Punk!

For the record, the NXT Match of the year is Daniel Bryan vs. Ted DiBiase from somewhere in Season Four, the Impact Match of the Year is Max Buck vs. Chris Sabin vs. Amazing Red from early in the year, and the Superstars Match of the Year is any random Tyson Kidd match vs. Yoshi Tatsu or Trent Barreta, he's had like 4 each with both guys this year and they've all been ***1/4 to ***1/2. Kidd is the most underrated guy in WWE today.

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I love how there is foreshadowing for pretty much anything that moves to be the anonymous general manager. Even Ryder has foreshadowing!

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I don't even remember Coach as GM, but no one could have possibly been worse than him

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SmartMuffin posted...
Uh, Teddy is worse than everyone on that list except Vickie.

Tiffany actually managed to run an entire brand into the ground to the point where Vince thought ratings would improve if he gave 8 nobodies their own show.

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at least tiffany is hot

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at least tiffany is hot

TimJab knows where I was going with this.

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I miss the Tiffany/Swagger sexual tension

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Are you sure you're not confusing that with Tiffany/Ricky Ortiz? They were the ones that were flirty with each other.

Confusing Jack Swagger with Ricky Ortiz is a felony in 8 states I think.

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Ricky Ortiz was wasted. And I judge this solely by that time he was on the Chase game show, running down contestants while waving his rally towel and going 'MWAHAHAHA'

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ricky ortiz is in UWF now lol

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Henry tossing that entrance theme guy was the best part of SD. So great.

And Joker Sting is hilarious I don't know what's wrong with you people.

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no it was Swagger, I always felt like porno music was about to start when they had a promo together

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According to Wikipedia, Ricky Ortiz is in the new Urban Wrestling Federation that voltch is so hyped about.

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TIMJAB'D

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yesssssss

i actually already knew that

if i had to google it i would have been jakyl'd again!

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I will always have a soft spot for Ortiz, as he managed to get Atlas Shrugged referenced on WWE television!

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Christopher Nowinski was reading The Fountainhead to pass the time during Tough Enough 1.

Why I remember that I have no idea.

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