Board 8 > All Purpose Wrestling Topic 138: Hey Colt Cabana, how ya doing?

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JaKyL25 posted...
I dunno, IMO a lot of what Madden says there is true, although yeah he's being quite an ass about it like he has an axe to grind or something.

he does. DDP got him fired...his axe is to embarass him however possible.

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DDP got Madden fired? Well that factoid makes me appreciate DDP now more than ever.

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See, Lopen's got the right idea.

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ddp rules. he makes money doing yoga, gets to cameo on raw, and hosts their wcw dvd.

mark madden writes articles for one the worst wrestling sites on the internet

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madden also does drivetime radio in pittsburgh on my favorite radio station....he basically trolls dumb sports fans 3 hours a day on the radio.

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Well then

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From: JaKyL25 | #190
The Briscoes vs. The Bravado Brothers

oh god

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As mentioned in yesterday’s ROH Newswire (http://www.rohwrestling.com/news/june-28th-newswire/), Ring of Honor officials were deliberating on how to handle the Kevin Steen situation after all of the…chaos…he caused at “Best in the World 2011”. It was an issue hotly debated amongst management and eventually the following ruling was made:

“Effective today, Wednesday June 29th,” stated ROH Executive Producer Jim Cornette, “Kevin Steen is banned from ever showing his face at a Ring of Honor event, and should any person or persons attempt to bring him into an ROH event, they too will suffer harsh consequences. In addition, actions will be taken in the future to censor any mention or reference to his name. He made his feelings on Ring of Honor well known on Sunday with one select curse word, and quite honestly I would use the same phrase towards him after that display. So as a result of this new rule, this statement is the last time you will see Kevin Steen’s name mentioned by ROH officials, on ROHWrestling.com, in our Newswires, in our Video Wires, or on a DVD release. Thank you.”

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From: voltch | #211
Briscoes have been the best since DAY ONE

the bravados' concussion promo was better

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Benoit'd

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Urban Wrestling Federation


The best thing since sliced bread.

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i was looking over some old title histories and this stuck out

RVD had 121 successful defenses of the ecw world television title before he was forced to vacate it due to injury

he held it for a month short of two years, won 122 matches in a row in which the title was on the line, and never actually lost the title in the ring

maybe tna's booking of him isn't so bad after all

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From: voltch | #215
Urban Wrestling Federation


The best thing since sliced bread.

i cant wait until someone gets shot during a hardcore match

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having heard very little about it, i would bet my life savings that ruckus will be involved with the urban wrestling federation

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UWF

ITS ALL ABOUT MY TURF.

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Trevor Murdoch: Well I got a call from Johnny Ace saying they weren't going to go threw with my contract. He told me "budget cut's". I say bull****. I think I'm done with pro wrestling. Anybody know of any job opening's?

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just finished wrestling road diaries and the bonus dvd

i could sit and watch them read banana laffy taffy jokes all day

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I don't really watch RoH (I know, I should!) but what exactly happened with Kevin Steen?

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Gold

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From: TimJab | #221
just finished wrestling road diaries and the bonus dvd

i could sit and watch them read banana laffy taffy jokes all day

yeah, Laffy Taffy joke parts were awesome.

Nigels magic trick on the bonus DVD was pretty sweet too.


I now want Wrestling Road Diaries 2, with CM Punk replacing Daniel Bryan

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I don't really watch RoH (I know, I should!) but what exactly happened with Kevin Steen?

Went insane last year trying to rid the promotion of El Generico, his ex-partner, who he felt was holding him back all these years.

His mindset was fed into by Steve Corino who as we have learned since is simply addicted to being evil. Steen eventually got out of even Corino's control though, and it got to the point where every show with both Steen and Generico on it at some point erupted into a massive, destructive brawl between the two.

Steen's t-shirt during this time had this image on it

which he and Corino (and Corino's son) eventually managed to actually literally bring to life after a bloody chains match where he unmasked Generico:


Obviously such destruction could not continue forever, so at Final Battle 2010 they fought in a match where if Steen lost he would have to leave Ring of Honor forever, and after a fantastic battle that ended the feud of the year and the early frontrunner for feud of the decade 2010s, Steen lost.

Throughout the first half of 2011, Steve Corino has decided to break his addiction to being evil. Thus far he's done an admirable job, and with his sponsor Jimmy Jacobs seems to have turned over a new leaf, coming to the ring every time admitting that "My name is Steve Corino, and I am evil" as part of Step One to recovery. This newfound belief in second chances led to him requesting that Kevin Steen likewise get one. ROH officials said no, that the stipulation will stand and that Steen is not allowed back. Corino bought him a ticket to last weekend's iPPV, Best in the World, anyway.

Steen showed up before Corino's match and was promptly escorted out by security. After the match, as Corino and Jacobs were being assaulted by Corino's opponent and his manager, Steen re-appeared and got in the ring and helped clean house.

He then got on the microphone, surrounded by his friends Corino and Jacobs, and said "My name is Kevin Steen...and F*** RING OF HONOR!" and then proceeded to destroy Corino with a package piledriver. He was carried out by security through a rabid crowd on his back, middle fingers in the air triumphant, with a berserk Jim Cornette declaring that Kevin Steen would never be seen again in Ring of Honor, and he doesn't care who doesn't like it.

tl;dr
He's the best Loose Cannon since Brian Pillman

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So this is every promo in UWF

I'M GONNA **** YO HOES!

best federation ever!

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Guys. Today was the taping of ALL WHEELS WRESTLING. Apparently they brought the six sided ring to it.

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Go Team Octane!

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Okay I'm sold, but do I even get Speed Channel? I think I do!

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so what is it

is it all wrestling, just with a racing theme?

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Here's what little I know:

Yeah it's entirely racing themed.

All the wrestlers will be on one of four teams, captained by Sonjay Dutt, Jay Lethal, Daivari, and Aaron Aguilera (Carlito's friend Jesus in WWE).





All "season" long teams accumulate points as they "race for the cup"


Bonus points for fastest win and such.

Team with the most points at the end wins.

If anyone else can fill in the rest of the details be my guest.

Hosted by Borash and West.

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So is this thing vaguely TNA affiliated or what. Or are Borash and West not affiliated with TNA anymore? Or are they just double dipping?

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No, this is completely an offshoot of TNA people, they're even using the Impact Zone for taping.

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that is one sweet cup.

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it's honestly a pretty cool idea

if they keep the "tna" out of it, it could be pretty interesting

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man that's actually a cool concept if not for the dumb racing stuff

btw the first roh show following the expiration of punk's contract is in chicago

just sayin

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SNOWY'D

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Team Octane FTW

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Team Defiance has been ****ing UWF's *******.

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btw the first roh show following the expiration of punk's contract is in chicago

just sayin

That's not just "the first ROH show following his contract expiring."

That's the TV Taping.

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I can see the premium content on timjab's site will feature some accurate content.

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i said no news!

and my post was 100% accurate

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unless 23% of the site is dedicated to UWF, your site will fail.

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Realization: Voltch's posts are roughly 25% more awesomely hilarious now that I have a voice to associate with them

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XD official ROH forums automatically censor the word steen to ***** now

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*looks at Smackdown's MITB list*

Wow I like pretty much every wrestler in that list.
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guys.... guys... GUYS

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Insulting him? I legitimately mark for him!

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I too, am a big fan of Urngu Fyngre.

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Good man.

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