Board 8 > All Purpose Wrestling Topic 138: Hey Colt Cabana, how ya doing?

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this still entertains the hell out of me

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For those interested in the WCW Slamboree watchfest, it will be happening tomorrow morning at 10:00 AM CDT! For those that want the final card, without any spoilers, here it is:

Steven Regal vs.Ultimo Dragon(c) w/ Sonny Onoo for the WCW World Television Championship

Madusa vs. Luna Vachon

Rey Mysterio, Jr. vs.Yuji Yasuraoka

Glacier vs. Mortis w/ James Vandenberg

Dean Malenko vs. Jeff Jarrett w/ Debra for the WCW United States Championship

Chris Benoit w/ Woman vs. Meng in a Death match

The Steiner Brothers vs. Konnan and Hugh Morrus w/Jimmy Hart

Reggie White vs. Steve 'Mongo' McMichael w/ Debra

Ric Flair, Roddy Piper and Kevin Greene vs. Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, and Syxx in a No DQ, no countout match

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From: Viktor Vaughn | #303
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I wonder how many casual people thought he was talking about his nephew.

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well

there was a spike

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that was....a...... quite the impact...

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The general public is literally hanging off of every word coming out of CM Punk's mouth.

As it should be.

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You know what would be awesome.

Remember that ECW Invasion of WWF in like 96 or 97?


What if Punk leaves and they do something similar but with ROH.

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Are you talking about ROH invading WWE or WWE invading ROH (provided Punk wins the championship)?

Because the latter would be breaking some ground!

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ROH Invading WWE, with Punk at the helm.

Perhaps as WWE Champion

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I thought Impact was fine tonight, actually. It was pretty dumb that the "limited commercial interruption" was just used to shoehorn in more promos for their PPV, though.

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Scott Stanford is God.

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think some hints of that do exist - WWE being impressed with Kings of Wrestling would liven up the tag division, Punk would liven up Raw, he can bring in Tyler Black and be his mouthpiece (fixing Tyler's one crucial issue), and Dragon could even work it well over on SD.


but that won't happen because there's too many heels as is. unless of course somehow the invasion is seen as a rebellious against Vince the bad guy. in which case.... it's an entirely different WWE.

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I realize that all this is in probably no way actually connected, but I do love the general WWE kayfabe trend of "the company is not purely a meritocracy and they will give opportunities to whoever they want to, not necessarily whoever deserves it."

Started with Bryan last year on NXT, then the Nexus in general banding together to overcome being shoved aside, then Truth went nutso about how Cena is the golden child, then Orton got his completely undeserved title shot against Christian just to shove Christian to the side, and now Punk is raging against the machine.

I feel like all those other things almost set the stage for Punk to blow it wide open and have more credibility about it to marks who are paying attention than he would have had even 2 years ago.

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I like how Orton still didn't deny that Kelly is a giant slut in that apology, just that it's none of his business

Well to be fair, "at least 10 guys" over the course of her 5 years in the company really isn't an obscene amount or anything.

I'd like to see Batista's stats!

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10 guys seems like a ridiculously low number in that timespan for a so called ring rat.

Seems well below the numbers of an average college bimbo.

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it's her co-workers though

imagine if some chick in your office nailed 10 of the guys there

she'd be a slut

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Doesn't bother me. I'm a huge proponent of everyone sleeping with everyone though.

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i would be too if STDs didn't exist

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30 minutes till the show starts!

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Bully Ray: IF THERE'S ONE THING I CAN'T STAND IT'S A BULLY!

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I think one of the MitBs will fail this year. The commentators seem to be making a really big deal about how it's crowned a new champion every time, and how it's practically a "guarantee".

I don't know if they did something similar last year, but yeah.

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They've been doing it since the 4th one really, once it actually started being statistically notable.

8-0 is pretty solid!

As compared to 0-3 for the TNA version. <_<

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In fairness, I think all of the TNA ones were planned in advance and not "opportunisted"

I think only once was a WWE cash-in planned in advance, and RVD STILL needed blatant interference and ref shenanigans to win!

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Hernandez's wasn't planned in advance OR opportunized!

"Hey a Fatal Four Way, cool, I'll cash in and make it a Five-Way!"

Idiot.

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Steiner just got screwed, he planned in advance, then AFTERWARDS TNA management changed his cash-in match into a triple threat

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That Colt Cabana search graph is amazing.

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Oh man, that Scott Stanford Bromeo clip was amazing.

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So the All Wheels Wrestling spoilers are kinda silly.

Two five-minute Iron Man matches (one with FOUR FALLS) and then a 4-way Ultimate X match.

What a show!

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Steiner just got screwed, he planned in advance, then AFTERWARDS TNA management changed his cash-in match into a triple threat

To be fair though, Scott Steiner did screw Kurt Angle over in Angle's rematch against Joe, hence the match change. What I thought was silly though, was when Angle got injured, Cornette still kept it a triple-threat match, as if TNA couldn't trust Steiner and Joe to put on a decent match or something.

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Man, this episode of Superstars was pretty awesome. I highly recommend it.

And now for some FCW news!

- Byron Saxton broke his arm. :( But fortunately, they're still using him on TV. He's gotten a posse now of James Bronson and Erik Rowen.

- Aksana now has black hair. She likes leather now too.

- Brad Maddox is now wrestling! And Peter Orlov is now awesome because he's apparently a pretty boy mixed with an evil foreigner.

- Dean Ambrose (Jon Moxley) is said to be extremely charismatic. He is described as moving around like a drunken bum in his matches.

- Husky Harris seems like he's going to be a face now with his brother, Bo Rotundo.

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Jon Moxley is awesome

dude cuts a great promo

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You already showed us a lot of Moxley promos....dude is awesome.

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yeah but maybe someone didn't see them before!

or maybe i'm just weird

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putting it this way:

there are two people Gabe wanted to be in wrestling before he even saw their ringwork. one was Moxley. the other was Punk.

...you get the picture. Moxley on the mic is fantastic. his ringwork does need improvement, yes, however WWE doesn't care about that as much. >_>; he's got the basics and a solid enough foundation down, but he's just okay there. honestly, him and Tyler can probably work together to improve on each other.

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Well, funny you mention Seth Rollins. He's going to be feuding with Dean Ambrose in FCW now!

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How is Tyler/Seth on promos now? Has he improved at all?

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Moxley's career path has seen him win belts Punk and AmDrag won before they became huge.

Indy invasion

Leader: Punk

Enforcers: Kings of wrestling

Henchmen: Daniel Brya, Seth Rollins, Jon Moxley

look at all those indy titles.

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No. He has not.

They rarely let him talk, and when he does it is like he doesn't know how to speak like a normal person would.

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urgh

that's not good news at all

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Slater and Gabriel's theme song is so bad.

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from an australian house show report:

Tony Chimel opened the show and announced that CM Punk was suspended from the WWE (large chorus of boos) but had agreed to fulfil his contract and do house shows on this tour (loud cheers). CM Punk came out for an interview and went to shoot on the McMahon family but they cut the mike.

awesome

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IT'S STILL REAL TO ME!

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hmm, these house show notes sound awfully smarky

i hate when these people inject their s***ty opinions into these things

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you mean they cheered the heels and booed the faces and then talk about themselves as smart fans who tried starting chants that really suck?

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no, more like he just trashed on things a bit unnecessarily

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Well in that case he's not AS bad as the guys who write the RAW/SD/PPV events.

remember that one guy who talked to everyone and claimed there were more Ryder signs than any other roster member?

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So I was mistaken. Brad Maddox has been wrestling before.

In one of his matches, him and his opponent were being counted out, and he told the referee "I'll be in in a minute!"

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1. Rey Mysterio defeated CM Punk.

2. It was Kelly Kelly vs. Brie Bella, but The Bellas attacked Kelly before the match and Beth Phoenix ran out and made the save. Kelly Kelly & Beth Phoenix defeated The Bella Twins.

3. Zack Ryder defeated Primo. Zack worked as a babyface.

4. Evan Bourne defeated Jack Swagger.

5. Dolph Ziggler defeated Kofi Kingston.

6. Kelly Kelly came out again and got four fans from the crowd to come into the ring. They had a dance off with the winner meeting WWE Superstar of their choosing backstage. A little boy won and chose to meet John Cena backstage.

Intermission

7. WWE Tag Team champions Michael McGuillicutty & David Otunga defeated Santino Marella & Vladimir Koslov.

The Miz came out and cut a great promo. He got massive heat. Alex Riley ran out and attacked him. The anonymous RAW GM made the match a Sydney Streetfight.

8. Alex Riley defeated The Miz in a Sydney Streetfight.

R-Truth came out and cut a promo.

9. WWE champion John Cena defeated R-Truth. CM Punk ran out and hit the GTS on Cena, but the ref was knocked out and was too slow to count so Cena kicked out. Cena won with the AA.


Other Notes:
-Punk and a fan seemed to be getting into a heated argument at ringside, security had to come and kind of stop them.

-Truth took a kid's drink, took a sip and threw it to the ground and the kid started to cry.

-The Cena/Truth match was worst of the night at the start of it. It was way to slow for the first 10 minutes.

-Dolph/Kofi, Evan/Swagger and Rey/Punk were all really good matches.

Overall, a really enjoyable show!

They said they will be back in the very near future.

Zack's current winning streak:

4 matches

Also it seems like he really did turn face. His random NXT heel appearance was...just a random NXT heel appearance. I think NXT's gimmick is that pros go there and act the opposite of their alignment just because why the hell not.

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