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Wanglicious
12/19/11 8:18:00 PM
#51:


they still have Rey, Kane, Henry, Show, hell Wade could've fit the bill! and Sheamus!

but nope. tonight Sheamus had 1 match and it was quick. Wade had one with Orton to continue it. Dragon is champ. Dragon got the win. i'm seriously thinking that Punk's got some backstage powers over there to pull half the stuff that's been going on because it's nuts.

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Rad Link 5
12/19/11 8:22:00 PM
#52:


I do like this Sheamus/Jinder feud for how ridiculous it is. Upper-Midcarder/Main Eventer vs Jobber, involving a series of squash matches and goofy promos. It's my favorite feud since Chris Masters vs Tyler Reks.

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XIII_rocks
12/19/11 8:23:00 PM
#53:


It's honestly kind of surreal.

And like I said in the chat, this is from a guy who only got back into wrestling this year. God knows what this must be like for you guys.

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Wanglicious
12/19/11 8:24:00 PM
#54:


i just love it due to the racial undertones of cheering for THE GREAT WHITE over that evil brown person.

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Rad Link 5
12/19/11 8:26:00 PM
#55:


Well yeah, that too.

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Lopen
12/19/11 9:58:00 PM
#56:


Man, I hope Kane comes out next time wearing an armband that says HATE made out of John Cena's shirt that he took.

That's the only way I can respect the sense in him attacking Cena over Mark Henry, the guy who put him out.

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JaKyL25
12/19/11 10:12:00 PM
#57:


Well the way we figured it in the chat, Kane is offended by RISE ABOVE HATE since his whole life is fueled by hatred. He sees it as a personal attack!

ADR looked hurt at the end of the show. Ref threw up the "X" in the background of the closing shot.

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TimJab
12/19/11 10:14:00 PM
#58:


From: Kirby Driver Reborn | #048
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alicia fox's botch result lol


i knew as soon as she did it that she got her good

alicia fox is so bad

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Rad Link 5
12/19/11 10:44:00 PM
#59:


From: JaKyL25 | #057
ADR looked hurt at the end of the show. Ref threw up the "X" in the background of the closing shot.


D'aw crap. It did look like he'd hurt himself towards the end, but I was hoping he was just selling it well.

From: Kirby Driver Reborn | #048
alicia fox's botch


Which one?

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12/19/11 10:56:00 PM
#60:


From: JaKyL25 | #057
ADR looked hurt at the end of the show. Ref threw up the "X" in the background of the closing shot.


Yeah I caught that. They also avoided shots of the ring when the trainers went in.

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Panthera
12/19/11 10:57:00 PM
#61:


From: Lopen | #056
Man, I hope Kane comes out next time wearing an armband that says HATE made out of John Cena's shirt that he took.

That's the only way I can respect the sense in him attacking Cena over Mark Henry, the guy who put him out.


I honestly think that by this point we should just assume that in kayfabe, Kane has a serious case of intermittent amnesia and several split personalities. His feud with character consistency has been squash after squash, all in his favour, for pretty much his whole career.

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Lopen
12/19/11 11:03:00 PM
#62:


Well the fact that they're so blatantly addressing the fact that Kane is being stupid this time around kinda says to me that there's actually a reason for it this time.

I seriously do think my theory about the shirt has some merit-- wasn't really a joke! Kane basically putting Cena down "gently" (by Kane standards) and ripping Cena's shirt off and carrying it away was kinda weird.

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Panthera
12/19/11 11:09:00 PM
#63:


Yeah I'm sure the whole "hate" thing will come into play (although I'm not sure "choke a guy out by shoving your glove over his mouth and nose" qualifies as gentle, not all that commonly seen in pro wrestling). The fact that they are making a fuss about how they don't understand why Kane is doing it does make me think I'll hold off on criticizing the logic until I hear the explanation that ends up happening. Or until a few weeks pass and they just stop ever mentioning it like the whole "who is the anonymous Raw GM?" thing and like "Laurainaitis is only the interim GM, not permanent" is probably going to go

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Lopen
12/19/11 11:11:00 PM
#64:


Well like a normal Kane beatdown he'd choke him out, then throw him through a table, then attach electrodes to his testicles and shock him.

Since it's PG the last one would just be some stomps nowadays but yeah. Gentle by Kane standards. Seemed like he was just trying to remove his resistance so he could rip the shirt off of him.

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Panthera
12/19/11 11:15:00 PM
#65:


I don't know, the beat downs just have that "okay that will hurt the next morning" sense while this carries the distinct "I just proved I could kill you and there's not a damn thing stopping it except me not wanting to" vibe.

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Rad Link 5
12/19/11 11:22:00 PM
#66:


From: Panthera | #061
I honestly think that by this point we should just assume that in kayfabe, Kane has a serious case of intermittent amnesia and several split personalities. His feud with character consistency has been squash after squash, all in his favour, for pretty much his whole career.


How long after losing to 'Taker at Wrestlemania do you think until he's teaming up with him again?

From: Lopen | #064
Well like a normal Kane beatdown he'd choke him out, then throw him through a table, then attach electrodes to his testicles and shock him.


The testicle shocking thing was just crazy even by his standards.

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12/19/11 11:36:00 PM
#67:


when it comes to kane, waiting for an explanation would just end with "wtf who wrote this" reactions

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Rad Link 5
12/19/11 11:50:00 PM
#68:


http://theturnbucklepost.com/2011/12/20/the-dreaded-x-alberto-del-rio-suffers-injury-on-raw/

I feel like I'm the only person who didn't notice. Damn shame, he was really starting to click with the WWE style.

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Rad Link 5
12/20/11 12:12:00 AM
#69:


Also if it hasn't already been established:
http://wrestlechat.net/john-cena-says-he-feels-disrespected-by-wwe-for-the-new-cena-sucks-shirt-says-theyd-never-disrespect-the-rock/

Cena's comments on the Cena Sucks shirts are in character. He's almost always in character. I remember when he was feuding with Randy Orton, he was claiming on twitter and in interviews that he really didn't like Randy. Not that he has to like Randy Orton, but yeah, I don't think he'd even mention something like that if it weren't to promote the feud.

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ScareChan
12/20/11 12:54:00 AM
#70:


As awesome as the opening segment was it was made that much more awesome by Miz just coming out and not saying anything just looking pissed as **** and then Ziggler comes and flanks him. Then Del Rio is like "**** this" and comes out too. That moment right there set up the landscape of the next few years of WWE for me.

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muddersmilk
12/20/11 7:35:00 AM
#71:


From the Grantland article: "Check out the poster for Sunday's TLC event. He's right there, next to the ice cream bar. Punk is front and center, but other than him, guys like him aren't getting a chance. "

I think he spoke a bit to soon.

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PrivateBiscuit1
12/20/11 7:40:00 AM
#72:


Josh Matthews made The Big Show cry.

Josh vs Show at Wrestlemania?

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Masato_Tanaka
12/20/11 8:27:00 AM
#73:


tag

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Coffee Ninja
12/20/11 9:31:00 AM
#74:


external image

...it says Chris I think....

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DeathChicken
12/20/11 9:31:00 AM
#75:


Technically, it's Chris crossed out. Not Chris <_<

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DeathChicken
12/20/11 9:33:00 AM
#76:


Either that or these guys are making a comeback

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Rad Link 5
12/20/11 10:39:00 AM
#77:


From: PrivateBiscuit1 | #072
Josh vs Show at Wrestlemania?


Yessss.

From: Coffee Ninja | #074
external image

...it says Chris I think....


Maybe he's not coming back as Chris. He did say if he was ever coming back, he wouldn't be using either of his old characters.

Maybe he's coming back as a child just named Jericho, and he'll have a ring valet who bosses him around and knocks the microphone out of his hands and stuff. I dunno, these trailers are weird.

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edwardsdv
12/20/11 11:06:00 AM
#78:


ScareChan posted...
As awesome as the opening segment was it was made that much more awesome by Miz just coming out and not saying anything just looking pissed as **** and then Ziggler comes and flanks him. Then Del Rio is like "**** this" and comes out too. That moment right there set up the landscape of the next few years of WWE for me.

For the heels at least I agree, but forgive me for having little faith in Ryder or Bryan as long-term mainstay faces.

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JaKyL25
12/20/11 1:59:00 PM
#79:


http://www.wweshop.com/

The top line of merch there has the 4 limited-edition WWEShop-exclusive retro-style tees, one for Austin, one for Rock, one for Orton, and one for Punk.

Only one of those four has sold out.

The Revolution is being televised.

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Haguile
12/20/11 2:51:00 PM
#80:


Ryder, Punk and Bryan should totally make a stable called "Revolution."

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JaKyL25
12/20/11 3:04:00 PM
#81:


Shane Douglas/Chris Benoit/Dean Malenko/Perry Saturn already beat them to it. <_<

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Haguile
12/20/11 3:06:00 PM
#82:


Anything that Benoit is involved in gets deleted from history.
...Well it gets deleted from my memory at least!

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Rad Link 5
12/20/11 3:48:00 PM
#83:


http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2011/1220/547796/alberto-del-rio/

Skip Sheffield has been removed from the roster page on WWE.com. Sheffield has also deleted the cryptic tweets that he posted over the weekend. Oooops!

"What are they gonna do, fire me?"

Yup.

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Haguile
12/20/11 3:51:00 PM
#84:


Well, if he was fired he wouldn't delete cryptic tweets. He would tweet like there was no tomorrow. So it's more like they are planning a surprise return.

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Haguile
12/20/11 3:51:00 PM
#85:


CALLING IT!
SKIP IS MR. JANUARY 2ND.

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Haguile
12/20/11 6:16:00 PM
#86:


KHALI SPEAK TIME

SMACKDOWN SPOILERS

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MartinFF7
12/20/11 6:44:00 PM
#87:


thank you for specifying that the Khali speak had SD spoilers.

I remember one time someone Khali-spoke and I didn't make the connection and got Smackdown spoiled for me.

So, much appreciated!

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12/20/11 7:02:00 PM
#88:


may have been me, sorry >_>;

I tend to post khali speak without saying anything

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PrivateBiscuit1
12/20/11 10:06:00 PM
#89:


So I think I'd be most happy with a stable for 1/2. Jericho with Skip Doomsfield and maybe one other. Maybe with Jericho trying to bring down this asinine uprising of rookies who think they're clever by making jokes out of the industry or something like that.

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12/20/11 10:27:00 PM
#90:


So I think I'd be most happy with a stable for 1/2. Jericho with Skip Doomsfield and maybe one other. Maybe with Jericho trying to bring down this asinine uprising of rookies who think they're clever by making jokes out of the industry or something like that.

Technically...

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vcharon
12/20/11 10:36:00 PM
#91:


So apparently Cody Rhodes is dating Eden Stiles (ex employee now). Goooo Cody!

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ScareChan
12/20/11 10:46:00 PM
#92:


http://www.cracked.com/article_18918_the-9-most-unintentionally-depressing-pro-wrestling-gimmicks.html


I personally think that number 1 looked pretty awesome and would love to see him wrestle now.

I also kinda liked 7's finisher

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XIII_rocks
12/20/11 10:53:00 PM
#93:


"God is dead."

XFD

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TimJab
12/20/11 11:04:00 PM
#94:


From: vcharon | #091
So apparently Cody Rhodes is dating Eden Stiles (ex employee now). Goooo Cody!


no idea who this is but every woman is a step down from layla

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MartinFF7
12/21/11 4:03:00 AM
#95:


Googled, found this:

http://www.wrestlingforum.com/women-wrestling/587665-eden-stiles-various-maxim-photos.html

he done good

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Wanglicious
12/21/11 5:15:00 AM
#96:


....well done Cody.
well done.

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muddersmilk
12/21/11 7:32:00 AM
#97:


I guess he really is Dashing.

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Coffee Ninja
12/21/11 9:46:00 AM
#98:


Cody likes the dark meat doesn't he?

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JaKyL25
12/21/11 9:47:00 AM
#99:


http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/2012/royal-rumble-match

Back to 30 men this year now that we don't have New Nexus and Corre I guess.

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JaKyL25
12/21/11 9:53:00 AM
#100:


CMPunk CM Punk
I need a glow in the dark toilet.


...this is an absolutely genius invention if it doesn't already exist.

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