Board 8 > Homestuck General Discussion: The Miracle of A New Beginning

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Troll rankings? I think someone said troll rankings.

Karkat > Terezi > Gamzee > Aradia > Kanaya > Equius > Nepeta > Vriska > Tavros > Feferi > Eridan > Sollux

Unchanged from my last rankings.

vriska too low sollux too low

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Mindfang > Highblood > Condesce > Dualscar > Redglare > Sufferer > Handmaid > Darkleer > Dolarosa > Psionic > Summoner > Disciple

That was surprisingly hard.

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How many did you have to look up to specifically remember?

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Oh look it's troll rankings again.

Vriska > Karkat > Kanya > Gamzee > Terezi > Aradia > Tavros > Sollux > Nepeta > Equius > Feferi > Eridan

I find myself recently swapping trolls in the middle around when I rank them. The only trolls that stay locked are Vriska and Karkat at top and Feferi and Eridan at bottom.

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YetAnothrShadow posted...
Oh look it's troll rankings again.

Vriska > Karkat > Kanya > Gamzee > Terezi > Aradia > Tavros > Sollux > Nepeta > Equius > Feferi > Eridan

I find myself recently swapping trolls in the middle around when I rank them. The only trolls that stay locked are Vriska and Karkat at top and Feferi and Eridan at bottom.

I like you.

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I dislike you.

Eridian is easily top tier.

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Yessssss, fellow Eridan fans.

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Just binged on Homestuck.

John > Rose > Jade > Dave

Eridan > Terezi > Vriska > Tavros > Karkat > Gamzee > Nepeta > Aradia > Kanaya > Equius > Feferi > Sollux

Eridan is god tier. Sollux is Mary Sue tier

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i don't think i've ever seen tavros placed above karkat before!

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nor do i believe i've seen dave at the bottom of a kids list

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Karkat was too angry for me and reading his chatlogs were difficult for that reason. And Dave was great, he just faltered because he was by far the least present kid of the four in terms of being on-screen.

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Y'think? I feel like Rose lost a lot of presence at a certain point and that put her behind. But I might be remembering it wrong.

My kid rankings are actually the same as yours though, just with Dave and Jade swapped.

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this is probably how it went down

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Yeah, I can totally see it go down like that. Then he posts a hit on Mindfang because, well, she's a criminal.

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Top Tier:
Karkat > Vriska > Terezi > Aradia > Kanaya

Mid Tier:
Tavros > Nepeta > Gamzee > Sollux

Low Tier:
Eridan > Equius

Awful Tier:
Feferi

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Terezi >= Karkat > Vriska >> Kanaya > Eridan > Gamzee > Aradia > Sollux > Nepeta > Equius > Tavros > Feferi

Also where did all the Eridan fans come from. I mean, I think the guy's hilarious, but I was under the impression that basically everyone else except for Semigr hated him.


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God damn being away from my computer and not being willing to type out tiers on my phone.

I will not stand all this Sollux hate.

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oh jesus ranking season already

Karkat > Vriska > Terezi > Aradia > Gamzee > Sollux > Kanaya > Tavros > Nepeta > Equius > Eridan > Feferi

Kanaya seems way too low for how much I like her, but ehh.

John > Dave > Rose > Jade

pretty much perfect

Jake > D*** > R*** > Jane

good lord even the r-kids follow the same ranking

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Dave > John > Rose > Jade
R??? > Auto-Responder > D??? > Jake > Jane
Karkat > Terezi > Vriska > Gamzee > Eridan > Tavros > Kanaya > Equius > Aradia > Nepeta > Sollux > Feferi
Slick > Droogs > Boxcar > Deuces
Bro > Dad > Bec > Mom
WV > PM > AR > WQ > WK (lol, two frames of screentime)

Dunno where Doc Scratch fits in all this, but he's a Top 5 character.

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Slick > Droog > Deuces > Boxcars

This should be close to universal imo.

EDIT: And I am already proven wrong. But at least SSBM got the first two right.

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From: SSBM_Guy | #122
Dunno where Doc Scratch fits in all this, but he's a Top 5 character.

agreed. pretty much why i said further accuracy would require abandoning the groupings.

From: muddersmilk | #123
This should be close to universal imo

i was so tempted to make it slick >= droog, too.

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John > Dave > Rose > Jade

R*** > (DS Auto-Responder >) Jake > Jane > D***

Dad > Bro > Beq > Mom

Davesprite > Jaspersprite > Nanasprite > Jadesprite

Karkat > Eridan > Terezi > Kanaya > Equius > Vriska > Aradia > Gamzee > Nepeta > Tavros > Sollux > Feferi

Slick > Droog > Deuces > Boxcars

AR > WV > PM > WQ

And that's probably as many as I can make without abandoning the grouping system.

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Best "universal" ranking would probably be Bro > Dad > Bec > Mom

who would disagree with this

Well, Dad > Bro is possible, but that's all I can see.

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Yeah, Mom didn't really do much throughout the story.

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Guns don't kill people, Kinder eggs do. I saw it in a post on GameFAQs. ~FAHtastic

Doesn't mean she isn't more likeable than Bec. Though I'm not sure which of the two I prefer myself.

But man, what is the obsession with ranking. I mean having favourites, yeah, but putting everyone into a specific order seems a little bit unnecessary. I don't really have preferences most of the time, almost every character is great.

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From: muddersmilk | #117
This is all your fault Dumey.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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The cast is incredibly geodesic, so more people feel like ranking since they can just rank the groups.

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so i just marathoned like the entirety of homestuck in the past few days. how in the world have I managed to ignore this for so long fffff

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How indeed.

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I feel pity for the unconverted.

Platonic pity.

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I tried to start to read it like a year ago and thought it was kinda lame. Thank goodness I stuck with it this time around!

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that is a common experience

and now i believe you are obligated to offer tribute in the forms of rankings and rankings and rankings and

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And shipping.

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And for those truly fearless, the deep dark path of fan fiction.

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this thread is a shipping free zone sorry

no boats allowed

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We have manned the pogo cannon.

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Dude, I've got all these ships that need to sail, what do you expect me to do with them?

Kanya and Rose are MEANT TO BE.

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rankings? suuuuure

dave > john > rose > jade

karkat > vriska > terezi > eridan > tavros > gamzee > sollux > kanaya > nepeta > equius > aradia > feferi

the only ones in the troll rankings i'm completely sure of are the top 4 and the bottom two. hurray

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Man what is with Jade always being last in kid rankings. She's great. Then again, so are the other three I suppose. I'm not sure who I'd put last. Maybe John tbh.

But the only groups I would rank with any confidence would be:

Exiles: WV>AR>PM>WQ>WK
And of course, the nigh-universal Midnight Crew ranking: SS>DD>CD>HB

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your top 3 are pretty much the de facto top three ryokles, but your got an eridan placed many tiers above eridan tier which is blasphemous in non ironic settings such as the super serious business that is troll rankings.

as for this shipping nonsense threatening to be a thing...

*ships the shipping wall with the act curtains*

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but but but

eridan is awesome

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but but but

eridan is eridan

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and therefore he is awesome

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that's because you have exceptional taste!

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What a disgusting ranking.

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in bizarro world

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Don't worry, you can curry GANON's favour by putting Equius high.

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