Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 184: Huge return

(+) Yeah! (+)

at this point the stooges are an ideal more than actual people

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oh god, motivated Punk.

Goodnight sweet Henry.

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Henry so good he's going to beat Punk and get Sheamus' title.

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From: FFDragon | #156
Henry so good he's going to beat Punk and get Sheamus' title.

And that's only brunch.

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Well, that was a terrible RAW.

Let's wash that bad taste from our mouths with some Creative Has Nothing For You!



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Cena getting his mouth busted, kicked in the nuts, & hit with an F5 easily makes up for everything else.

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Agreed, I thought it was a decent Raw. The crowd was a bit disappointing, but I've seen worse weeks.


Also:

http://www.diva-dirt.com/2012/04/10/bella-twins-leaving-wwe/

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http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/61035294 - My MST3K Watchthrough topic.

Yeah I've seen worse Raws, though it seemed very fillerish.

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From: Chronic1000 | #160
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Now that I think about it, most of Raw felt like they just copied/pasted most of last week's show to this week, changed a few wrestlers out and were like "Eh, that's good enough." Maybe the writers are putting all their effort in the Lesnar/Cena feud?

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- WWE announced at tonight's RAW that the company will return to Washington D.C. for a RAW taping on Saturday, December 29th. The show is being taped on Saturday because the following Monday is New Year's Eve. It will still air in its normal time slot.

Interesting. Also, Sandow wrestled the dark match.

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Chronic1000 posted...
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From: XIII_rocks | #165
Interesting. Also, Sandow wrestled the dark match.

I'm sure it was quite a wonderful dark match for such a wonderful wrestler.

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I enjoyed Sasso's Hulk Hogan impersonation, but it couldn't live up to

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Cena getting his mouth busted, kicked in the nuts, & hit with an F5 easily makes up for everything else.

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Tempted to see if I can wrangle a way to get to the house show in Manchester...

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Apparently JTG has been Jay Lethal'd and is now a generic guy in briefs.

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Every time I see the "Si" signs or hear them chanting that for Del Rio, it just reminds me of:



(only guy worthy of that chant tbqh)

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Yeah wasn't a big fan of Raw. It definitely did feel like autopilot, even for Brock/Cena. Would've really liked to hear Brock talk about why he f5ed Cena instead of PULL APART BRAWL.

Though Cena's mouth getting busted was a nice touch.

I guess the one thing that happened was Brodus Clay actually beat a legitimate wrestler in Dolph Ziggler. Not that that's a good thing.

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Punk's televised title defenses are rising:

vs. Del Rio on Raw
vs. Del Rio and Miz at TLC
vs. Ziggler on Raw
vs. Ziggler at Royal Rumble
vs. Jericho, Kingston, Truth, Miz, and Ziggler at Elimination Chamber
vs. Jericho at Wrestlemania
vs. Henry on Raw
vs. Henry on Raw
vs. Henry on Raw next week

Next week will be his 9th! I don't know for absolute certain, but if he can get to 10 I believe that will be the most since Cena's 13-month reign.

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Henry, what a loser.

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In fact, after next week, Punk will have defended his title just as many times as Davey Richards has, despite having the belt for half as long.

Someone should tweet that to Kevin Steen.

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He's still gotta chase down Tanahashi's numbers.

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That shot of Cena smirking and covered in blood is going to be in every Cena DVD set from now to the end of time.

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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
Apparently JTG has been Jay Lethal'd and is now a generic guy in briefs.

Unless he finds the Stevie Richards Bunker of Perpetual Employment, it probably won't matter for too much longer. =(

No more Bellas?

awww

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I am kinda hoping the Dolph losing to Brodus Freaking Clay is that it leads to a Ziggler Swagger break up.

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Things are looking promising for me going to the show in Manchester. Hype.

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Just a reminder: DVRs might not catch Super SmackDown Live tonight if you have them set to record regular SmackDown. Double check them if you plan to record!

Although even if you miss it, it should pick up the rerun on Friday.

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already in the DVR!


I'm at work when that is on

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- WWE sent out an e-mail last night telling customers that Daniel Bryan's new "YES!" t-shirt is on back-order. The shirt was just released on Friday. While WWE officials expected the "YES!" phenomenon to be gone after this week or next, the "YES!" signs and chants were in full force at last night's RAW in Washington, DC.

Also:
http://botchedspot.com/2012/04/06/here-comes-the-pain/

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I hear they had a Super Smackdown this week because everybody couldn't wait to see Damien Sandow again. An entire week was too much of a wait.

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Rad Link 5 posted...
http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2012/0410/551633/daniel-bryan/

- WWE sent out an e-mail last night telling customers that Daniel Bryan's new "YES!" t-shirt is on back-order. The shirt was just released on Friday. While WWE officials expected the "YES!" phenomenon to be gone after this week or next, the "YES!" signs and chants were in full force at last night's RAW in Washington, DC.

So basically they only made a handful of them assuming they wouldn't sell and are now being forced to admit their mistake.

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FCW - July 31, 2011

So we start off with Rick Victor vs Seth Rollins (c) for the 15 Championship. For those unfamiliar, the 15 Championship is a title that can only be defended in fifteen minute iron man matches. Seth Rollins totally gets the WWE style perfectly, and his entire moveset is fantastic. Rick Victor is a great wrestler as well. Four minutes in, Seth gets a pinfall with the jumping curbstomp move he has. Rick Victor then gets a pinfall back with a pretty badass POOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE move in the corner. Dean Ambrose eventually creeps and watches the match up halfway through. Some hard hitting action was in this match, and then eventually Rick Victor attempts to hit a slingshot to the corner, but Rollins twists it into a pin. Seth Rollins ends up tanking a bunch of HUGE awesome moves from Rick Victor, including a top rope lariat while Rollins was straddled on the ropes. It was a pretty badass match. It made Seth Rollins look like a beast.

"I'm Briley Pierce and I still work here." SHUT UP LITTLE ZIGGLER! He interviews Leo Kruger. Oh my god... I think he's trying to be an arrogant ass, but he sounds like such a laughable goof. HE IS THE DREAM SLAYA. He is the walking, living, breathing, main event... Leo Kruger. I just don't enjoy this guy, really.

Then there's a backstage segment in which President Steve Keirn says that Norman Smiley gets to keep being GM, while Maxine does not. She tells Keirn that this is unfair and Regal is there to try and stick up for Maxine, saying she's done a fine job. Keirn then tells Regal he has a video of him and he'll show it if he needs to. Regal then shakes Norman's hand and says he always liked him, then walks away. Amusing segment, I suppose.

Naomi comes out for a match with Aksana for the FCW Diva's Title, but Aksana says she won't wrestle and walks away. ...Uh... okay. Norman Smiley comes back and says that Naomi will still have a match against. He announces Sonia as her opponent who comes out with Audrey Marie. Damn, Naomi's ass is big in those skin tight leotard she's in. Naomi has talent, and Sonia does too, surprisingly. Which is probably why Sonia was released and why Naomi is just a backup dancer. Naomi puts Sonia away with the leg lariat though. Laaaame.

Erm... so I can't find three segments online (it happens sometimes). The first was an interview with Bo Rotundo about how he'll fight Damien Sandow whenever he wants. I'm sure it was mediocre. The second was a segment with Byron Saxton talking about how it'll be the beginning of the end for Titus O'Neil with his two cronies, James Bronson and Erick Rowan. Erick Rowan then squashed Kenneth Cameron in a match with a chokeslam.

I did get the main event though! Lucky Cannon vs Husky Harris. Man, you can tell Lucky doesn't care. This might be his last match before he gets released. He probably expects to be squashed again too. Oh, I'm surprised by this. I guess Lucky still has a job, because Damien Sandow ran down to the ring to nail a steel chair on Husky Harris to allow Lucky to get the pin, then knocked out Bo Rotundo when he came for the save. Lucky Cannon is still... mediocre.

Highlights:

Seth Rollins vs Rick Victor for the 15 Championship:

Lucky Cannon's Theme Song:

Seth Rollins and Rick Victor was a pretty cool match. It shows off what both guys are capable of. And Lucky Cannon's theme song is awesome. That's pretty much all there is to that.

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Something someone else noticed and I thought was kinda funny:

CM Punk and Colt Cabana currently hold the WWE Championship and the NWA Championship, respectively.

Best friends holding what were at one point the two biggest titles in wrestling!

Edge and Christian ALMOST pulled this off in 2006 but they could never hit both at the same time.

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Derrick Bateman's new Chicks & America shirt!

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(Not WWE approved)

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FCW - August 7, 2011

So it's another broken episode, and this one disappoints me greatly. I don't get to see a triple threat between Brad Maddox vs Percy Watson vs Richie Steamboat. Apparently BRAD MADDOX wins it by countering a sunset flip by holding onto the ropes and pinning Richie to the mat. It would've probably been a very fantastic match.

The next match is a handicap match with James Bronson & Erick Rowan (w/ Byron Saxton) vs Titus O' Neil. Why isn't Titus using his FCW theme!? It's so damn good. Anyway, Norman Smiley came out and said that Titus O' Neil is getting a tag partner in Leakee(EEEEEEEEEEEE). So it's James Bronson & Erick Rowan vs Titus O'Neil & Leakee. William Regal wants Matt Martlaro is fined or suspended for not believing in Norman Smiley. Is it bad that I think Titus O'Neil is the best wrestler in this match? Anyway, it's not a very good match. What ends up happening is that Leakee leaps over James Bronson and rolls him up for the three count. Erick Rowan chokeslams Leakee and then the two guys beat down Titus O'Neil when Bronson locks on an ARMBAR. Byron screams in Titus's face while he screams in agony.

Next up is Leo Kruger vs DeSean Bishop. DeSean Bishop was released, probably for being mediocre in every way. DeSean Bishop just turns me off so much from his matches. He acts like a goof like Santino, but you know he's meant to be serious. Like, he hops around making goofy faces. He's like if Dee Jay from Street Fighter was wrestling, except Dee Jay had the storyline of Ryu. Anyway, Regal stumbles over his words and blames the gypsies. Leo Kruger is very obviously carrying this match. Leo ends it with the Final Destination, which is a Cradle Piledriver. Ricardo Rodriguez comes out after Leo wins and watches him. Kay.

I miss out on a Seth Rollins interview. I kind of wanted to be able to see it so I could post it as a highlight and say "THIS IS WHY SETH ROLLINS ISN'T BROUGHT UP YET, GUYS!" Because I'm sure it wasn't a good promo. Anyway, he apparently talked about how he doesn't care about Dean Ambrose and just wants to defend the 15 Championship.

We do have a six diva tag match! We have AJ Lee, Kaitlyn & Caylee Turner (Alicia Fox's sister who was on Tough Enough) vs Raquel Diaz, Sonia, & Audrey Marie. Oh god, this match. Imagine if you saw a match where people seemed like they were doing the most basic moves ever. Now imagine a lot of terrible dropkicks. That is this match. Racquel Diaz and Caylee are bad so far. Audrey Marie actually locks in a Bow & Arrow, but she took forever to do it. Then Ricardo comes back around to creep. And he's taking pictures. XD Sonia is actually good. Which is probably why she was fired. AJ is being worked over by the heels and she's so god damn confused over how to react when they just kind of stand there and she should logically just be getting away. Oh god, Kaitlyn hit the sloppiest Sidewalk Slam I've ever seen, but I don't know whose fault it was. But it was hideous and made me cringe. Then Audrey SUPER CENAS and then just gets up like nothing happened. lol Kaitlyn uses a backslide pin on Audrey to mercifully end this. Wow.

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However, Damien Sandow is here to make all of us feel better! He takes on Bo Rotundo for the Florida Heavyweight Championship, and Maxine is on commentary as well. Maxine and Regal seem to be flirting strangely. But that's not the focus! Damien Sandow being incredible all the time is the focus! He's such a damn good heel that will make most of the heels in WWE blush. Damien Sandow's selling of a superplex was incredible though. He's been going wild with his selling. This match is awesome. Sandow sees Bo Rotundo signal for the Spear, so he stands up... then immediately turns around to try and get out of the ring. Damien Sandow fights off Bo and then starts to take brass knuckles from his tights. He looks like he's going to nail Bo in the head with them, grinning wildly, and then the referee is on his case about it, so he casually plucks them from his hand and drops them to the mat. And then while the ref is distracted, he pokes Bo in the eye and nails his snap swinging neckbreaker finisher! Bo kicks out though! Sandow loses his mind and then starts screaming at the ref, looking like he's going to hit him. Bo Rotundo then rolls him up, but Sandow kicks out. Damien gets right back in the ref's face again and swings at him, but the ref dodges and Bo Rotundo hits Sandow with a Spear. Oh look, another Bo Rotundo win that comes from someone turning around after being distracted and getting hit by his spear. Damien Sandow made this match. The crowd was hot. And damn, Sandow is legit incredible.

Highlight:

Bo Rotundo vs Damien Sandow for the Florida Heavyweight Championship:

This match is awesome. Damien Sandow is incredible. Watch it to see why Damien Sandow is so damn good!

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Derrick Bateman's new Chicks & America shirt!

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(Not WWE approved)

Chicks and America is such a good catchphrase/slogan

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Im glad I follow the Masked Man, or I would have had to wait awhile for Biscuit to catch up to see this



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Damien Sandow had another promo.

I'm alerting you all since it's the most important thing in WWE right now.

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From: PrivateBiscuit1 | #199
Damien Sandow had another promo.

I'm alerting you all since it's the most important thing in WWE right now.

Did The Rock die or something.

Cause the most important thing is.


THE ROCK DON'T NEED NO REVAMPING, THE GREAT ONE IS GONNA BE WWE CHAMPION!!!!

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Nope, it's still Damien Sandow.

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