Board 8 > Politics Containment Topic 101: Purple Sock

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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/31/17 1:38:08 AM
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this is a topic
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Mega Mana
05/31/17 1:42:38 AM
#2:


*tilts head and blankly stares at the topic title, a light confused smile on face*

Thank you for making me feel the same way I did two hours ago. I didn't think I'd feel just so covfefe so soon.
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SovietOmega
05/31/17 1:43:16 AM
#3:


I was tempted to make one and call it "Hot Covfefe", but while topical and game related as a bonus, it just felt like it would have been missing something.
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kevwaffles
05/31/17 1:45:20 AM
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The worst part is that we're going to have news channels talking about this in the morning. This is also the best part.
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Jakyl25
05/31/17 1:46:52 AM
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NFUN
05/31/17 1:48:03 AM
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Oh shit. What if Covfefe is a nam-shub, a mental virus transmitted by speech that in a week's time will have us all calling criminals losers and signing up to join ICE?
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Jakyl25
05/31/17 1:48:42 AM
#7:


NFUN posted...
nam-shub


...covfefe again?
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KamikazePotato
05/31/17 1:49:00 AM
#8:


Has a meme ever materialized faster than this?
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NFUN
05/31/17 1:51:01 AM
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Jakyl25 posted...
NFUN posted...
nam-shub


...covfefe again?

Nam-shub. Read Snow Crash.
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Skyridge87
05/31/17 1:52:00 AM
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Jakyl25
05/31/17 1:53:03 AM
#11:


I really did hope you guys would have a better title

Mine was "Politics Covfefe Topic 101: " and then something
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LordoftheMorons
05/31/17 1:56:04 AM
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Good 8-0 SCOTUS ruling: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/30/business/supreme-court-patent-rights-lexmark.html?_r=0
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Esuriat
05/31/17 1:56:10 AM
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I was thinking "A Damn Fine Topic of Covfefe"
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Jakyl25
05/31/17 2:03:09 AM
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https://twitter.com/kayleighmcenany/status/869783784299810816

Trump defense team's best response so far is "it was intentional trolling."

EDIT: Seriously holy shit her damage control tweets are so bad. "This is why he won because he is HUMAN and he makes errors just like us!!!"
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Jakyl25
05/31/17 2:16:30 AM
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https://twitter.com/theshrillest/status/869793360835264512

Just look at that grill!!

Holy shit that's some disgusting covfefe
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FFDragon
05/31/17 2:43:39 AM
#16:


https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/869786165527822337
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Jakyl25
05/31/17 2:44:42 AM
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GuessMyUserName
05/31/17 2:48:11 AM
#18:


Jakyl25 posted...
I really did hope you guys would have a better title

Mine was "Politics Covfefe Topic 101: " and then something

I vote that this goes for all poli topics from now on
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FFDragon
05/31/17 2:55:24 AM
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The more I think about it, the more I think the best case scenario is for Spicy to field the first question about this and give his trademark "The President's statement speaks for itself" line.
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LapisLazuli
05/31/17 3:00:25 AM
#20:


RhH86rc
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MoogleKupo141
05/31/17 3:06:22 AM
#21:


very good
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Jakyl25
05/31/17 3:13:43 AM
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FFDragon
05/31/17 3:14:49 AM
#23:


shucky covfefe quack quack
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MoogleKupo141
05/31/17 3:19:18 AM
#24:


so how are we pronouncing this

it's like "cawv fey fey" in my mind right now
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Jakyl25
05/31/17 3:22:01 AM
#25:


Co-feh-fay

Documenting this for posterity: the time is 3:21 AM EDT. We are 3 hours and 15 minutes into our new covfefe reality; the tweet still remains active.
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Paratroopa1
05/31/17 3:30:09 AM
#26:


I've been saying cuv-feff
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GuessMyUserName
05/31/17 3:49:48 AM
#27:


cuv-feh-fay
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ChaosTonyV4
05/31/17 3:53:40 AM
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cuv-fee-fee
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LapisLazuli
05/31/17 3:54:07 AM
#29:


https://twitter.com/austin_walker/status/869795098690822144
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Jakyl25
05/31/17 4:44:21 AM
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I know exactly who he's talking about too.

Redpillers are, as their name suggests, horrible at movie analogies
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Forceful_Dragon
05/31/17 4:56:55 AM
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BowserCuffs
05/31/17 5:03:05 AM
#32:


Jakyl25 posted...
I know exactly who he's talking about too.

What a coincivfefe, me too.

Jakyl25 posted...

Redpillers are, as their name suggests, horrible at movie analogies


You didn't need anything after the "horrible" but your statement's still true. :)
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XIII_rocks
05/31/17 5:32:14 AM
#33:


Forceful_Dragon posted...
I have a new favorite #Covfefe tweet

https://twitter.com/twilink11/status/869802139182223360


Hahaha this one is great
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Paratroopa1
05/31/17 6:37:51 AM
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458

rip covfefe

hello inexplicable trump reply
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Forceful_Dragon
05/31/17 6:49:18 AM
#35:


He also just tweeted this:

So now it is reported that the Democrats, who have excoriated Carter Page about Russia, don't want him to testify. He blows away their....


Like we're supposed to believe he knows the definition of the word 'excoriated'??

Not to mention that he ends this tweet as well with an incomplete sentence. He blows away their... Their what? So he doesn't have enough room to finish his thought but he has enough room to use a thesaurus to find longer versions of other words that he sure as hell didn't know by himself?
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transcience
05/31/17 6:52:35 AM
#36:


I have woken up to a new weird world
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LordoftheMorons
05/31/17 7:04:20 AM
#37:


It's like he tried to do this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhY9Zxv1-oo


But can't pull it off because he's extremely unlikable

(Though it's a better look than trying to come up with some bullshit excuse like he usually does)
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Peace___Frog
05/31/17 7:13:16 AM
#38:


Jakyl25 posted...
https://twitter.com/theshrillest/status/869793360835264512

Just look at that grill!!

Holy shit that's some disgusting covfefe

That's nasty
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Reg
05/31/17 7:21:14 AM
#39:


kevwaffles posted...
The worst part is that we're going to have news channels talking about this in the morning. This is also the best part.

My local news channel just did a lead-up to this before cutting to commercial

We'll see how it goes

(Best I've got from that is that it's pronounced Cov-Fee-Fee and that my local news reporters have no idea what the fuck it is, just like apparently everybody else)
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MrGreenonion
05/31/17 8:17:36 AM
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https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/869872022943412225

Let's talk about Trump, baby
Let's talk about covfefe
Let's talk about Russian hacking, Muslim tracking, hooker pee
Let's talk about Trump

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GuessMyUserName
05/31/17 8:32:31 AM
#41:


41sGgbp
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LordoftheMorons
05/31/17 8:34:14 AM
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Axios is again reporting that Trump has made up his mind about pulling out of Paris

This fucker is going to do an unbelievable amount of damage to the world before he's dragged out kicking and screaming
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Corrik
05/31/17 8:38:21 AM
#43:


Again the inane things in these topics. You have a kathy griffin image of a beheaded president, bombings in Iraq, and a massive bombing in Kabul leading a decision of whether to bring more troops to Afghanistan. And, you all are talking about a word not spelled correctly.
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Regaro
05/31/17 8:43:42 AM
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Yeah, because it's kind of hilarious (when you factor in the general internet reaction) and we need a solid injection of memes to keep from getting overly depressed with all the idiocy.

Like, maybe you're not reading what people are saying, but the vast majority of the discussion now is discussing not-Trump people
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GuessMyUserName
05/31/17 8:45:37 AM
#45:


and once again Corrik can't join in any objectively fun joke because it's at his savior's expense

Lighten the fuck up, if the left can all make fun of stuff like Hillary "Pokemon Go To The Polls" Clinton, it's a pretty bad look for you to continuously have such a stick up your ass for anything Trump.
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kevwaffles
05/31/17 9:04:30 AM
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I think the worst part is that Corrik wants people to give a shit about Kathy Griffin. I think I speak for most Americans in that we've spent the better part of our lives trying to ignore her existence, thank you very much.
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Corrik
05/31/17 9:22:37 AM
#47:


It is relevant. That a liberal seriously thought in their mind it was okay to post that picture and that it would be okay speaks to the mindset of liberals in general and how out of touch with reality they truly are. This is just like the comments during the rally by Madonna or Mariah Carey or whoever.

These are things that should never be done or said and is going to lead to violence at some point. The fact the left even finds these things as potentially acceptable is ridiculous.
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LordoftheMorons
05/31/17 9:24:10 AM
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Who do you see saying that it was acceptable?
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SupremeZero
05/31/17 9:32:03 AM
#49:


So you're saying that every liberal should feel bad and apologize about something one liberal said?
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Forceful_Dragon
05/31/17 9:33:09 AM
#50:


LordoftheMorons posted...
Who do you see saying that it was acceptable?


this.

WHO do you see championing Kathy or condoning her actions? It isn't me. And I haven't seen it on b8 from anyone else.
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