Board 8 > Game of Thrones Season 7 - You fucking idiot. (SPOILER)

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I have to admit though that even with Davos' elite smuggling skillz, Tyrion walking into the Red Keep - or wherever that crypt is - stretches plausibility to breaking point
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JetJaguar posted...

This is the biggest collection of badasses ever assembled, marching off to fuck shit up.

And we finally have an official reason for The Hound to go to King's Landing.

SHIT

I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT

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CONFIIIIIIIRMED
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hey man he was all about the sewers I can pretend that applies to all sewers
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I almost thought characters would get away with trickery and cunning this ep with Davos's elite wheeling and dealing with scrub guards. The whole fermented crab thing was gold.


Of course all that sublety had to be ruined when Tyrion waltzed on out wrong place, wrong time and HAMMER SMASH.

Guess show chose violence over all a looooong time ago >_>
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They did both. They showed Davos' skill with talking and smuggling and then Gendry's with a hammer
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Could have seen Gendry with a hammer later on. Point is, they didn't get away with it based solely on Davos. He's allowed to be the sole smuggling champ once in awhile.
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XIII_rocks posted...

I have to admit though that even with Davos' elite smuggling skillz, Tyrion walking into the Red Keep - or wherever that crypt is - stretches plausibility to breaking point

Well Cersei basically said she let it happen.

Oh and Robert's skill with a hammer passed onto Gendry is amazing.
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qyburn is so OP lmao
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Also the scroll with the info about Jon - that's the one Sam handed to the kid, right?
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3rdTimesDeCharm posted...

XIII_rocks posted...

I have to admit though that even with Davos' elite smuggling skillz, Tyrion walking into the Red Keep - or wherever that crypt is - stretches plausibility to breaking point

Well Cersei basically said she let it happen.

Oh and Robert's skill with a hammer passed onto Gendry is amazing.

I suppose so, yeah. Alright, I can deal with it
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XIII_rocks posted...

Also the scroll with the info about Jon - that's the one Sam handed to the kid, right?

Have to assume so, yes. Can't imagine that's only an Easter Egg for the viewers...
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You know what I just realized


Not that it would have totally solved the problems back at Winterfell and maybe this happened and it was just offscreen but Jon PROBABLY should have sent a raven from Dragonstone or even East watch back to Sansa like "hey soooooooooo should probably update you I'm at East watch now going beyond the Wall and facing some of the Army of the Dead, just thought you'd like to knowwwwwww"
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Seven Samurai
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It totally is yes
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Also! This is a neat way to keep Cersei in play until endgame. Rather than being dealt with and then moving on to the WW, she'll have a role to play.

Also WHERE THE FUCK IS EURON?
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Not in this episode which is good because that type of character would get SEVERELY overplayed if he was in every episode (ala Negan)
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I have to imagine whenever this little meeting of the rulers happens Cersei derps it up by trying to kill Dany and/or Jon.
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Whenever Euron is not on screen, the characters should be asking "Where's Euron?"
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I suppose Euron's fleet is still corralling Casterly Rock?

Tyrion came to life a little this episode. Unfortunately, his scene with Jaime wasn't... very good. But that's just the nature of the show - it's become much more about plot than relationships. It's a dialogue-heavy episode, but the interactions that should feel meaty (in this episode, Jaime-Cersei, Jaime-Tyrion, Jon-Dany) generally pale in comparison to the low-stakes stuff (Davos-Jon, Arya-Ed Sheeran, The Hound-Beric).
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I think whatever happens, this season ends badly for the heroes

Like the WW go past the wall or invade Winterfell or some shit.

I also don't want any of our seven samurai to get killed =/ but I feel like one of them is gone next week
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SeabassDebeste posted...

I suppose Euron's fleet is still corralling Casterly Rock?

Tyrion came to life a little this episode. Unfortunately, his scene with Jaime wasn't... very good. But that's just the nature of the show - it's become much more about plot than relationships. It's a dialogue-heavy episode, but the interactions that should feel meaty (in this episode, Jaime-Cersei, Jaime-Tyrion, Jon-Dany) generally pale in comparison to the low-stakes stuff (Davos-Jon, Arya-Ed Sheeran, The Hound-Beric).

I think they tried with Jaime/Tyrion - but it wasn't given enough room to breathe and got down to business too quickly. Cersei/Jaime stuff was better, largely because they had two scenes.
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Oh at the very least one of them. I think by the end of this 2-3 will be dead at least
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Thoros seems the most expendible and least plot armored.

Then Beric, sadly.

I think the rest are safe. Gendry needs a reunion with Arya before he can die I think.
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Bane_Of_Despair posted...

Oh at the very least one of them. I think by the end of this 2-3 will be dead at least

Jon is safe (...you would think)
Hound had better not die because CLEGANE FUCKING BOWL (I don't care if it's a stupid meme, I want it)
Tormund might die (please god no Tormund is one of my favourites)
Berric might (esp if Thoros does, he won't be able to revive)
Davos ;_;
Gendry would be strange to bring back and kill, but then they might do it to actually give a named character a death
Jorah seems pretty vulnerable too (I don't like how he was with Dany for like one scene here. This season really should have been the usual 10 If I'm being honest.)
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I think the Lightning Lord might meet his seven-time maker next episode. Dude looks way too much like Obi-Wan Kenobi not to die!

Thoros and Tormund seem to be expendable characters. Jorah is a massive showrunner/fan-favorite so I actually think he survives. Gendry was literally just brought back; a death from him has no emotional impact to me, yet he's too major a character to be killed redshirt-style like Thoros.

Don't really see Jon dying here. And The Hound needs to survive til Cleganebowl.

They were seven against three hundred thousand.
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Davos isn't part of the ranging party, he's super safe.
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Yeah when we saw the group of all the best characters go beyond the wall it was like "oh so they're going to start killing good characters now, how rude". Hound>Tormund>>Jon>>>>>Jorah>Finally Finished Rowing Gendry>Beric>Thoros.

Jon isn't dying, Hound isn't dying, Jorah most likely isn't dying. Probably not Gendry either since they just brought him back. Any of the others are pretty much fair game though.

Also, we were worried about Sansa doing something stupid this whole time, but what if it's Arya? WHAT IF IT'S ARYA?
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Arya's whole character has become doing something stupid, so probably.
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FFDragon posted...

Davos isn't part of the ranging party, he's super safe.

He's not? Oh. Makes sense.
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Did you miss the part where he said he would be a liability and Tormund was all "lol yeah you are"
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No, I just figured he went with them anyway for whatever reason
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But Obi-Wan killed Darth Maul.
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I mean the note Arya found was the one Sansa send when she was coerced by Cersei in season 1. You think Arya of all people would be smart enough to understand that was written under duress and Sansa isn't some long Lannister con.

But yeah she does dumb things sometimes so who knows!
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tbh i'm pretty excited that arya v sansa may be a thing as opposed to jon v sansa. much better dynamic here, since they have unfinished business.
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https://twitter.com/StormofSpoilers/status/896917199633301504

Seriously, that fucking squad
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Beric is going to be a fan favorite by the end of next episode. His sword lighting in the trailer is just too hype.

He might also be dead, but damn, still. I'm so excited.



I'm wondering if Cersei is really pregnant. What if she's lying because she knows it will keep Jaime on her side? And I was SO scared when she asked him if he wanted to punish Bronn. I was like "... no YOU DIDN'T!" Good thing she didn't.

I don't know if I'm happy or mad at the show for being self-aware enough to do the "thought you'd still be rowing" line.

Kinda mad Dickon died. Mad at Sam for being one second away from hearing that his buddy Jon was crown prince.

And what was the fucking point of Jorah's greyscale plotline? Did they just think it made no sense for him to be by Dany's side sailing to Westeros? Did they want him to be used as a plot device for Sam to earn respect from the Maesters? Sam just left, sooooo...


And we had the perfect moment for Jorah to say "I was cured by a man named Samwell Tarly" then Jon could've been like "oh, he's my bro", then Dany could chime in with "oh I just fried his family alive". They just completely avoided that awkward issue and I feel cheated.
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but overall yeah not my fav episode. :/
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Yeah it might've been the weakest one this season. A lot of good parts, but it really felt like they were trying to cram three episodes into one at times.
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I expected opinions I disagreed with from SD, but you Suprak? I'm hurt.
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I did warn you not to trust me.
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(To be fair though this has been a really good season imo so far, so "my least favorite this season" is still p. good)
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I feel like this episode feels off because characters are making a lot of questionable decisions that seem like they're happening solely to keep the plot going,
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Did enough happen in the first episode to warrant it not being the de facto worst though?

I still way enjoyed episode 3, and think that we still have to wait and see if half the stuff that happened this episode is worth anything, but things happened. Things developed.

Though I AM mad that Bronn and Jaime weren't captured.
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This episode was good I thought!
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Yeah, episode 1 was the de facto worst episode.
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I've greatly enjoyed every episode so far this season I'm really happy
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Maybe I couldnt hear at this part, but totally missed Cersei being preggers.
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I don't buy that. I think she's saying it to manipulate Jamie.

...though Qyburn was there so maybe.

Maybe she purposefully got pregnant again so she could manipulate Jamie.

Either way, she's doing it for her and not them.
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Weird episode. I felt it was good at presentation, but I had issues with almost all the content. So like... it was a good watch but I didn't like what I saw?

except my man davos
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