Board 8 > Politics Containment Topic 207: Sinema Vérité

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Suprak the Stud posted...

Well, yes, it was a very common thing to come up, at least with people I talked to! Because Beto was also absurdly attractive for a politician.

Really?

Never would have guessed

Are we sure its not just because he was positioned against a large, greasy Homunculus?
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...you never would've guessed Beto would be considered attractive?

Now I'm worried you may be legally blind and the reason you sniped at me about how people looked is just because you're jealous I have eyesight. If this is true, person reading these posts to Jakyl, please omit reading this post and instead just make some soothing ocean sounds.
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Suprak the Stud posted...

...you never would've guessed Beto would be considered attractive?

Now I'm worried you may be legally blind and the reason you sniped at me about how people looked is just because you're jealous I have eyesight. If this is true, person reading these posts to Jakyl, please omit reading this post and instead just make some soothing ocean sounds.

https://guestofaguest.com/washington-dc/politics/candidate-crush-beto-orourke-is-the-hot-skater-senator-this-country-needs

Like I see this article alleging hes hot, and then I scroll down to the pic and its like Bobby Kennedy missed too many meals
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I go out of my way not to look up what candidates look like.
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LapisLazuli posted...

I go out of my way not to look up what candidates look like.

Ted Cruz will find a way to implant his surface world facade visage into your memory while you sleep at night
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"Why are we talking about politicians looks?"

*proceeds to comment on Ted Cruz's looks*

C'mon, JaKyL.
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TheRock1525 posted...

"Why are we talking about politicians looks?"

*proceeds to comment on Ted Cruz's looks*

C'mon, JaKyL.

Yeah, Jakyl, youre really hypocritical here. Open your damn eyes.
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Suprak the Stud posted...

...you never would've guessed Beto would be considered attractive?

I mean, he's no Obama. <_<
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Suprak the Stud posted...

...you never would've guessed Beto would be considered attractive?

Now I'm worried you may be legally blind and the reason you sniped at me about how people looked is just because you're jealous I have eyesight. If this is true, person reading these posts to Jakyl, please omit reading this post and instead just make some soothing ocean sounds.

He is sniping at you cuz he had to be anti-R to be accepted and when you ninjad him he had to continue his viewpoint despite nonsense.
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Many people said Bill Clinton was so popular because of... You guessed it...

Hell one candidate was handedly winning the presidential election til he went on tv in front of people.
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Corrik posted...

Suprak the Stud posted...

...you never would've guessed Beto would be considered attractive?

Now I'm worried you may be legally blind and the reason you sniped at me about how people looked is just because you're jealous I have eyesight. If this is true, person reading these posts to Jakyl, please omit reading this post and instead just make some soothing ocean sounds.

He is sniping at you cuz he had to be anti-R to be accepted and when you ninjad him he had to continue his viewpoint despite nonsense.

So I continued my unpopular viewpoint because...I wanted to be accepted?

EDIT: Should Jakyl hire Corrik to fix his brain, yes or no?
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Jakyl just wants to be accepted but also says such crazy things that he should be medicated and also is intentionally disagreeing with everyone and also
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I also heard Jakyl eats his pizza with a fork
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Jakyl always rips the tags off his mattresses, even when they tell him not to.
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StealThisSheen posted...

I also heard Jakyl eats his pizza with a fork

I dont even eat pizza
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UltimaterializerX posted...

https://www.thoughtco.com/does-the-tallest-presidential-candidate-win-3367512

So what youre saying is Jakyl can beat Trump
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Excuse me, sir, but America will not elect a president who does not eat pizza
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Jakyl25 posted...

StealThisSheen posted...

I also heard Jakyl eats his pizza with a fork

I dont even eat pizza

what the FUCK
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StartTheMachine posted...

can I just say that sometimes jakyl low-key makes the worst posts in these topics

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Petition to add jakyl to the b8 politics topic soros-funded social-communist insiders club super secret and binding list of undesirables
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Seconded
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Suprak the Stud posted...

Jakyl always rips the tags off his mattresses, even when they tell him not to.

The rule about keeping the tag on mattresses is only for retailers.
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ChichiriMuyo posted...

Suprak the Stud posted...

Jakyl always rips the tags off his mattresses, even when they tell him not to.

The rule about keeping the tag on mattresses is only for retailers.

Thanks for that, Luster.
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pxlated posted...

ChichiriMuyo posted...

Suprak the Stud posted...

Jakyl always rips the tags off his mattresses, even when they tell him not to.

The rule about keeping the tag on mattresses is only for retailers.

Thanks for that, Luster.

I'm not Luster, and I'm not sure why you would think I am.
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ChichiriMuyo posted...

pxlated posted...

ChichiriMuyo posted...

Suprak the Stud posted...

Jakyl always rips the tags off his mattresses, even when they tell him not to.

The rule about keeping the tag on mattresses is only for retailers.

Thanks for that, Luster.

I'm not Luster, and I'm not sure why you would think I am.

Are you for real
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ChichiriMuyo posted...

pxlated posted...

ChichiriMuyo posted...

Suprak the Stud posted...

Jakyl always rips the tags off his mattresses, even when they tell him not to.

The rule about keeping the tag on mattresses is only for retailers.

Thanks for that, Luster.

I'm not Luster, and I'm not sure why you would think I am.

okay but to prove that can you select all the images of things you don't want in your mouth from this mosaic?


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Water? Gross
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StealThisSheen posted...

ChichiriMuyo posted...

pxlated posted...

ChichiriMuyo posted...

Suprak the Stud posted...

Jakyl always rips the tags off his mattresses, even when they tell him not to.

The rule about keeping the tag on mattresses is only for retailers.

Thanks for that, Luster.

I'm not Luster, and I'm not sure why you would think I am.

Are you for real

Yes? I don't know the nature of your question, but I'm not an alt and the only alt I've ever has was called Psycho Kensou. Are you all trying to gaslight me or something? I know I haven't been around for awhile, but I used to be a very frequent user. If you go look at how the guru started, it was based on a bet between me and Shake and Ulti liked the idea enough to run with it and expand it board-wide. I've got a long history here, and it has nothing to do with Luster Soldier.
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ChaosTonyV4 posted...

Jakyl just wants to be accepted but also says such crazy things that he should be medicated and also is intentionally disagreeing with everyone and also

He disagreed with a R on a snap judgement and was disagreed on a ninja from literally one person.
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Luster has assimilated a new host
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pxlated posted...

ChichiriMuyo posted...

pxlated posted...

ChichiriMuyo posted...

Suprak the Stud posted...

Jakyl always rips the tags off his mattresses, even when they tell him not to.

The rule about keeping the tag on mattresses is only for retailers.

Thanks for that, Luster.

I'm not Luster, and I'm not sure why you would think I am.

okay but to prove that can you select all the images of things you don't want in your mouth from this mosaic?

The oil, the... pokemon plush (?), and pikachu. Oh, and the Mountain Dew Livewire. I liked that soda when it first came out but I passed out from hypoglycemia once at work when I was younger and the blood sugar test they gave me had sickly sweet orange flavored liquid that ruined it for me.
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I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt.

"Thanks for that, Luster" is one of our memes. An inside joke if you will.

Compare it to "thank you, Captain obvious" or something along those lines.

No one was calling you, Luster.
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i'm dying send help
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When did that become a thing, FD not FFD?
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Avengers: Age of Luster
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pxlated posted...

i'm dying send help

Lol
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I've not really come to this board since the last contest. Why is this such a big deal?
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it's not really, you just responded to the luster meme in the most luster-like way imaginable and it was great, thank you
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ChichiriMuyo posted...

I've not really come to this board since the last contest. Why is this such a big deal?

They are fucking with you. Luster always has a very uptight factual personality. He speaks like a robot almost. And has
to correct things in a very detailed manner.
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I'm glad you're all amused, but I'm still bemused.
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Corrik posted...

ChichiriMuyo posted...

I've not really come to this board since the last contest. Why is this such a big deal?

They are fucking with you. Luster always has a very uptight factual personality. He speaks like a robot almost. And has
to correct things in a very detailed manner.

Thank you. Now I get it.

Was that so hard for the rest of you?
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Yes

Yes it was
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StealThisSheen posted...

Yes

Yes it was

TBH, I read your post and laughed. I wasn't around for this meme, but I'll harbor no hard feelings.
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One thing though, I recognize all of your SNs... do ya'll remember mine?
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Don't remember much about you, but I definitely recognize your username as being a B8er
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Oh, so wait, I had a point...

The Republicans wanted to block the "late" votes in Arizona, but I walked mine in to a polling place the day of the election so it wasn't submitted outside of the legal voting period. My vote should and will be counted, and McSally is gonna lose because her only recourse was to try to throw out legitimate votes. I don't know how she got elected as a representative in my district when she did, but if she cries fowl and accuses Sinema of wrong doing I'll know McSally stole her last election. She can try to lawyer up and win this Senate seat with less votes than her opponent because she already did it once for a house seat, but she's not getting to do it again.
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Tell us more about mattress tags.
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