Poll of the Day > What's something you can do that nobody believes you can do?

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I'm talking physical talents, spiritual abilities, everything. Let's hear it.

my talent is called "remote viewing" which means I have the ability to view any place on earth at any point in history through someone else's eyes or through a set of geographic coordinates. To practice this ability, I place several folded pieces of paper, each with a location, time, and geographic coordinates into a Manila envelope and then pick one out without looking at it, and I don't open it until after the viewing is over. One night, to practice, I took a target out of the envelope and started to see a very complex cityscape, complete with pyramids and large buildings. I saw very tall people running into said pyramids to avoid a sandstorm or something similar. I had the sense that these people had experienced this same thing many times before. After the viewing, I opened up.the folded piece of paper, and inside it was written "Cydonia Mars, 40.89'N 9.55'W. Two million years ago B.C." a man named Joseph McMoneagle did something very similar in the 1980s. This is a satellite image of the target. I drew an arrow aiming towards what I believe are the pyramids I saw.
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I can believe you.
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Sneeze without making a sound
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LmFaO.
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Is this a reference to something
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poo without peeing
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Create short posts

*irony*
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Jen are you okay?
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I have the uncanny ability to feel very neutral about unimportant things.
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Put a softball in my rectum.
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Sneeze by looking at the sun.
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Not care about stuff.
Stay inside for a day.
Be straight.

The last one is a slight joke, but my personality at work makes people think I'm an outgoing person. It takes a lot of convincing for people to get that I'm a home body. As far far the last one goes, I have long hair, I'm somewhat pretty for a dude and I have a happy attitude that makes people think I'm in the closet.
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Have you read Mental Radio by Upton Sinclair?
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Dunk a basketball
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my talent is called "remote viewing" which means I have the ability to view any place on earth at any point in history through someone else's eyes or through a set of geographic coordinates. To practice this ability, I place several folded pieces of paper, each with a location, time, and geographic coordinates into a Manila envelope and then pick one out without looking at it, and I don't open it until after the viewing is over. One night, to practice, I took a target out of the envelope and started to see a very complex cityscape, complete with pyramids and large buildings. I saw very tall people running into said pyramids to avoid a sandstorm or something similar. I had the sense that these people had experienced this same thing many times before. After the viewing, I opened up.the folded piece of paper, and inside it was written "Cydonia Mars, 40.89'N 9.55'W. Two million years ago B.C." a man named Joseph McMoneagle did something very similar in the 1980s. This is a satellite image of the target. I drew an arrow aiming towards what I believe are the pyramids I saw.
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I can do long division mentally.

1/7 = 0.14285714285....
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green dragon posted...

Dunk a basketball

I don't believe it, need video evidence.
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Pretty entertaining copypasta at least

But, to be serious, I have a seemingly amazing internal clock. I can not look at a clock for hours and guess the time almost dead on, and many times, absolutely dead on to the very minute to the point where my buddy was just like, "You're fucking looking at your phone."

Everyone thinks its amazing that I can solve a Rubiks Cube even though all you have to do is memorize ~8 algorithms.
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Im a competent writer of prose poetry. Hardly share it, since most of it is extremely deviant-like by nature. Gotten very positive responses when I have shared though. Too bad theres no real money in this kinda thing anymore. And it doesnt convert into rap at all. Not talking about spoken word poetry either. Think modernistic Whitman in style but crafted by a detoxing Bukowski. At least in structure. In terms of content, well, Catullus has always been my biggest influence (anybody who takes Latin is force fed his poems).
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darcandkharg31 posted...

poo without peeing

Impossible
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Shut up

GanonsSpirit posted...

my talent is called "remote viewing" which means I have the ability to view any place on earth at any point in history through someone else's eyes or through a set of geographic coordinates. To practice this ability, I place several folded pieces of paper, each with a location, time, and geographic coordinates into a Manila envelope and then pick one out without looking at it, and I don't open it until after the viewing is over. One night, to practice, I took a target out of the envelope and started to see a very complex cityscape, complete with pyramids and large buildings. I saw very tall people running into said pyramids to avoid a sandstorm or something similar. I had the sense that these people had experienced this same thing many times before. After the viewing, I opened up.the folded piece of paper, and inside it was written "Cydonia Mars, 40.89'N 9.55'W. Two million years ago B.C." a man named Joseph McMoneagle did something very similar in the 1980s. This is a satellite image of the target. I drew an arrow aiming towards what I believe are the pyramids I saw.

Wow it's like we're twins
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I just want to masterbate in peace now I have to worry about the government and now this.

seriously if that OP is a meme you legally have to tell us
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Greenfox111 posted...

seriously if that OP is a meme you legally have to tell us

Because no one can make up new jokes.
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Lokarin posted...

Greenfox111 posted...

seriously if that OP is a meme you legally have to tell us

Because no one can make up new jokes.

I just wanna know if she's serious or not
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I gave it up a long time ago, but years ago I used to give tarot readings that general freaked out the person I was reading.

After my favorite deck got...morbid I stopped doing readings.
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On a serious (er) note, I used to think nobody would believe some of the stuff I did when I was in my teens/early 20's), cause I didn't know of anyone else who did that stuff.

Now there are tons of videos of people doing parkour and jumping from rooftop to rooftop, and there are other videos of people climbing up walls, or walking up them (legs on one wall/back on the other and you slowly walk up it).....so you can actually see it's possible.

But yeah, for the longest time if I told anyone about that stuff I was sure they would think I was crazy.
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I can see electricity. I don't mean electricity as in lightning and sparks but the actual electrical current going across a wire.

I didn't realize this was even a talent until I got to grade school. It was 2nd grade science class and we were doing a circuitry experiment (I was very advanced for my age). The teacher asked us a question about how to tell if electricity was flowing through a wire without something like a lightbulb indicating that the wire was active. I thought it was an easy question, it was obviously whether or not the wire was glowing blue (electricity is blue btw, in case you were wondering). When I said that everyone looked at me like I was saying something crazy, then the teacher moved on and showed us how we could see it using a compass. It was the first time I noticed that other people couldn't view it like that.

Over the years I learned more and more about my gift and eventually went into electrical engineering in college. My gift made it very easy for me to understand electrical energy and I graduate Summa Cum Laude with a 4.0. I now have a prestigious position at one of the top electrical companies in the world (I'll let you guess which, but I'm sure you already know.)
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DrPrimemaster posted...

I can see electricity. I don't mean electricity as in lightning and sparks but the actual electrical current going across a wire.

I didn't realize this was even a talent until I got to grade school. It was 2nd grade science class and we were doing a circuitry experiment (I was very advanced for my age). The teacher asked us a question about how to tell if electricity was flowing through a wire without something like a lightbulb indicating that the wire was active. I thought it was an easy question, it was obviously whether or not the wire was glowing blue (electricity is blue btw, in case you were wondering). When I said that everyone looked at me like I was saying something crazy, then the teacher moved on and showed us how we could see it using a compass. It was the first time I noticed that other people couldn't view it like that.

Over the years I learned more and more about my gift and eventually went into electrical engineering in college. My gift made it very easy for me to understand electrical energy and I graduate Summa Cum Laude with a 4.0. I now have a prestigious position at one of the top electrical companies in the world (I'll let you guess which, but I'm sure you already know.)

Oddly enough, if Westinghouse didn't bury Tesla's idea for wireless power, we'd never have any sort of portable electronics, radio, television, radar, GPS, computers or any of the trappings of modern society because anything "electronic" would induce the current and fry. Anything with any length of wire coming off of it would be live.
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WhiskeyDisk posted...

I gave it up a long time ago, but years ago I used to give tarot readings that general freaked out the person I was reading.

After my favorite deck got...morbid I stopped doing readings.

My mom's friend can read tarot cards that stuff is insane especially when she copies their traits and character tics
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I used to do tarot cards on here
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I can write in script on an Etch A Sketch.
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