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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/19 10:52:11 PM
#301:


Alright guys me and Jim each have a Twitter account purely for fuck aroundery. List some celebs with their twitter handles and we'll hit em up for ya's
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Rida_Go_To_Bed
11/15/19 10:52:58 PM
#302:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Nobody here should ever be doing Meth. I have a friend that did that shit and it's a brain changer. You actually turn into complete dumb fucks after fucking with that shit.


Meth is absolutely the worst. I've posted a few AMA topics about it when I hit some milestones of sobriety. It's a very insidious addiction

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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 11:01:33 PM
#303:


Rida_Go_To_Bed posted...
Meth is absolutely the worst. I've posted a few AMA topics about it when I hit some milestones of sobriety. It's a very insidious addiction


it is. Compared to anything else it is objectively more destructive than even crack. Crakcheads will ruin their life but near full recovery is possible. A long term meth head can get sober but the damage is never totally undone.

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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 11:02:32 PM
#304:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Alright guys me and Jim each have a Twitter account purely for fuck aroundery. List some celebs with their twitter handles and we'll hit em up for ya's


See if you can find walter mogwhite. Lol.

I cant access it and never posted but i made that account when infirst got buddy.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/19 11:06:18 PM
#305:


One Tweet from Jim and I get this horse shit.

What happened?
Your account appears to have exhibited unusual behavior violating the Twitter Rules. You can use all of Twitter's features again once you complete the following steps to confirm you are the account owner.

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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 11:06:31 PM
#306:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I live in a mountain desert area. I've seen every wild animal. I've only seen one Bobcat for a quick glimpse and I have NEVER seen a Mountain Lion even though they're here.

All the small shit? Scorpions? Black Widow Spiders? Centipedes? I've had one of those come through the air conditioner at work. Half the building cleared out.


Fuck ive seen a scorpion once ever here. But aside from that ive seen all those things at least a few times. A buddy and i got stalked by a mountain lion up apex mountain. I had goosebumps and felt like i was being watched for a good 5 mins before buddy spotted the thing behind us stalking through the trees near the trail.

We had guns or id have been so fucking scared i dont even know. thankfully we scared it off without shooting at it.

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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 11:07:22 PM
#307:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
One Tweet from Jim and I get this horse shit.

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Lmao

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/19 11:08:25 PM
#308:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Alright guys me and Jim each have a Twitter account purely for fuck aroundery. List some celebs with their twitter handles and we'll hit em up for ya's


See if you can find walter mogwhite. Lol.

I cant access it and never posted but i made that account when infirst got buddy.


I don't know who the fuck that is. I gotta have knowledge of the person so I can banter with them if they respond
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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 11:09:55 PM
#309:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't know who the fuck that is. I gotta have knowledge of the person so I can banter with them if they respond


Its a twitter account i made for my cat.

Tbh i might not have even posted on it though.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/19 11:10:14 PM
#310:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
One Tweet from Jim and I get this horse shit.

What happened?
Your account appears to have exhibited unusual behavior violating the Twitter Rules. You can use all of Twitter's features again once you complete the following steps to confirm you are the account owner.


Lmao


I just had to prove I wasn't a robot. All good now probably.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/19 11:11:19 PM
#311:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't know who the fuck that is. I gotta have knowledge of the person so I can banter with them if they respond


Its a twitter account i made for my cat.

Tbh i might not have even posted on it though.


Ahhh shit man I totally missed the walter part.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/19 11:15:14 PM
#312:


@MedeaLysistrata
@Cleo_II
@_Matchabuu_

You have any celebrities you want me to get blocked from real fast? They will read what you want me to say but i'll be shut down pretty quick so make it count.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/19 11:16:27 PM
#313:


No results for walter mogwhite.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/19 11:24:35 PM
#314:


I think Jim hooked up with Nic.
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JimCarrysToe
11/15/19 11:33:44 PM
#315:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
One Tweet from Jim and I get this horse shit.

What happened?
Your account appears to have exhibited unusual behavior violating the Twitter Rules. You can use all of Twitter's features again once you complete the following steps to confirm you are the account owner.
Lol I got that too, stupid thing.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I think Jim hooked up with Nic.
Nah, I was working on my prof

If you want a shitty custom pic let me know lol

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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 11:40:48 PM
#316:




Im that kinda drunk where im just opening beers repeatedly. I just found 2 almost full still cold beers, and the unopened one is the one i went to get when i found the others.

>_>

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/19 11:41:32 PM
#317:


Didn't you fuck you twitter handle up on that whole nic cage and eminem thing? I mean I'll tweet to both of them but i'm going after everyone.
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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 11:42:13 PM
#318:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
No results for walter mogwhite.


thanks. Damn. Although i really mostly asked cause i wanted to recover it and now i think about it i dunno how that would have helped.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/19 11:44:29 PM
#319:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
No results for walter mogwhite.


thanks. Damn. Although i really mostly asked cause i wanted to recover it and now i think about it i dunno how that would have helped.


I dunno my plan is to question B and C plus celebrities. I'm bound to get into an argument with one of them. I already sent one out to Pauly Shore.
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JimCarrysToe
11/15/19 11:46:55 PM
#320:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Didn't you fuck you twitter handle up on that whole nic cage and eminem thing? I mean I'll tweet to both of them but i'm going after everyone.
I can change my username anytime I want. Idk about other ppl, if you tweet them I'll tweet them, but I'm mostly after trying to get my dream to come true lol. I know it wouldn't happen, but I've got nothing else to do! So I'm gonna harass away!

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/15/19 11:48:44 PM
#321:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Didn't you fuck you twitter handle up on that whole nic cage and eminem thing? I mean I'll tweet to both of them but i'm going after everyone.
I can change my username anytime I want. Idk about other ppl, if you tweet them I'll tweet them, but I'm mostly after trying to get my dream to come true lol. I know it wouldn't happen, but I've got nothing else to do! So I'm gonna harass away!


I just sent Jim Carrey a tweet. Tagged you in it.
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CanuckCowboy
11/15/19 11:49:20 PM
#322:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I dunno my plan is to question B and C plus celebrities. I'm bound to get into an argument with one of them. I already sent one out to Pauly Shore.


Make youtube vids about your responses. Then make a patreon cause you cant really monetize youtube anymore. Then get rich and famous.

Then let me know and imma make a walter insta and piggyback off you.

Also message micheal madsen. Hes probly cool and super c list nowadays.

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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 12:01:27 AM
#323:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I just sent Jim Carrey a tweet. Tagged you in it.
I dont see it, fuck twitter

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 12:01:58 AM
#324:


Come on guys give us questions for celebraties. The more we get the sooner we can respond.
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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 12:03:23 AM
#325:


Tweet micheal madsen and norm mcdonald and ask them who would win if they jad a fifgt to the death.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 12:07:20 AM
#326:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Tweet micheal madsen and norm mcdonald and ask them who would win if they jad a fifgt to the death.


Gotcha bud. I don't know who the first guy is but I know Norm. I expect him to lose everything.
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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 12:10:49 AM
#327:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Tweet micheal madsen and norm mcdonald and ask them who would win if they jad a fifgt to the death.
Dunno who they are but done! Oh crp I forgot the to the death part... johnny you get this.

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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 12:11:31 AM
#328:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Gotcha bud. I don't know who the first guy is but I know Norm. I expect him to lose everything.


Micheal madsen is so good in a certain role. He was amazing in reservoir dogs. He was mr blonde.

He was also in thelma and louise.

Had a small part in hateful 8.

Seen him in tons of other shit i dont remember. Probly all straight to dvd movies.

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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 12:13:23 AM
#329:


https://youtu.be/PGqB6JIUzBo

thats his best on screen moment imo

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 12:16:43 AM
#330:


GREAT SONG.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSVzr_cZc0A
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 12:19:55 AM
#331:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kkrP5DQMOA
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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 12:24:16 AM
#332:


Johnny you @ ed the wrong @MichaelMadsen, theres no 1 in the name, you tweeted at a baby lol.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 12:25:28 AM
#333:


NOBODY should have a new born child on Twitter. What was it? i'll make it clear even thought I made a mistake.
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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 12:29:33 AM
#334:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Johnny you @ ed the wrong @MichaelMadsen, theres no 1 in the name, you tweeted at a baby lol.


Hahahaha. This made me laugh so hard.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
NOBODY should have a new born child on Twitter. What was it? i'll make it clear even thought I made a mistake.


And also this. Thats weird.

Also fuck yeah its a great song.

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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 12:31:22 AM
#335:


i was just horribly mauled do deaths.



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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 12:31:50 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 12:32:22 AM
#337:


I've been on twitter for 5 minutes and shit talked a baby.
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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 12:32:34 AM
#338:




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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 12:32:58 AM
#339:




i think he killed me to make my knee a convenient bridge over something he could just walk over easily anyways.

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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 12:33:52 AM
#340:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I've been on twitter for 5 minutes and shit talked a baby.


as it should be.

Like really thats pretty amazing.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 12:34:41 AM
#341:


Walter has his spots now. Kill mode almost registered.
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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 12:37:21 AM
#342:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Walter has his spots now. Kill mode almost registered.


Yeah they literally just showed up over the last two weeks. Lots of white dudes never get em.

i dunno if white Savannah discrimination has lead to prophecies about the chosen saviour but if cats do that kinda shit he is definitely gonna bring equality through death.

Ok maybe this did sound like some metaphorical exploitation of kitties for some racist agenda.

That was not how it was supposed to come across. Lol. Its just weird how a cat from the same litter can be so relatively undesirable cause of colour.

Lol seriously that probly came across so bad. I just was mocking the randomness of weird people who are way into appearance
over even animals health. I just meant walter could go any orange savannah any day and is fucking awesome.


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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 12:38:29 AM
#343:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Walter has his spots now. Kill mode almost registered.


Yeah they literally just showed up over the last two weeks. Lots of white dudes never get em.

i dunno if white Savannah discrimination has lead to prophecies about the chosen saviour but if cats do that kinda shit he is definitely gonna bring equality through death.


Uh oh... Rascist Canuck?
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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 12:43:10 AM
#344:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Uh oh... Rascist Canuck?


Whoah. Super no.

But walters one bro sold for 5 grand just cause he was a spectacular example of an orange savannah. Walter was the biggest
of his litter but i could only afford him cause hes white.

He cant even be registered as a cat show
cat just cause he isnt orange or black (which is weird ive never even seen a black savannah irl).

Blame cat show people not me.

Also dont take this to mean id ever go to or want to have my cat compete in a cat show. That shit is creepy and awful even if i hadnt found out theyre racist.

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Cleo_II
11/16/19 12:47:33 AM
#345:


In Montreal, almost 1 am and drinking wine while sick with laryngitis. Best shit.
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TheDreadedWave
11/16/19 12:48:42 AM
#346:


Alcohol is for the weak willed.

Teehee

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 12:48:44 AM
#347:


Cleo_II posted...
In Montreal, almost 1 am and drinking wine while sick with laryngitis. Best shit.


Tom Green? He's a Canadian? You want me to twee that out? Look what you did, dickhead?
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 12:50:00 AM
#348:


I actually know someone who knows andy dick i'll send him a little something
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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 12:53:42 AM
#349:


New take:

Johnny has me in defence mode cause I believe in cat equality. His mind games will fail and also i am gonna train walter to teabag people in case we meet.

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MabusIncarnate
11/16/19 12:57:28 AM
#350:


My best cat is black tbh

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