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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 12:58:04 AM
#351:


CanuckCowboy posted...
New take:

Johnny has me in defence mode cause I believe in cat equality. His mind games will fail and also i am gonna train walter to teabag people in case we meet.


It's not you or your cats. Jim is pissed about something. My only solution is to create a twitter account and bad mouth every damn single celebrity on earth.

Looking back I probably should have left Jim Carrey's twitter alone. But I didn't.
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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 1:04:34 AM
#352:


MabusIncarnate posted...
My best cat is black tbh


my moms cat cherry is completely black and I love her. Shes one of the most affectionate cats ive ever known.

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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 1:06:05 AM
#353:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
It's not you or your cats. Jim is pissed about something. My only solution is to create a twitter account and bad mouth every damn single celebrity on earth.

Looking back I probably should have left Jim Carrey's twitter alone. But I didn't.
I was pissed at how much trouble it was to make a twitter account. Lol let's go shit talk some more babies, they need thicker skin anyway.

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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 1:06:36 AM
#354:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
It's not you or your cats. Jim is pissed about something. My only solution is to create a twitter account and bad mouth every damn single celebrity on earth.

Looking back I probably should have left Jim Carrey's twitter alone. But I didn't.


if you leave kristen bell and trevor linden and saku koivu alone Ill promise to help in this mission in any way i can.


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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 1:07:00 AM
#355:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
It's not you or your cats. Jim is pissed about something. My only solution is to create a twitter account and bad mouth every damn single celebrity on earth.

Looking back I probably should have left Jim Carrey's twitter alone. But I didn't.
I was pissed at how much trouble it was to make a twitter account. Lol let's go shit talk some more babies, they need thicker skin anyway.


No....... I agree though let's go fuck with more celebs.
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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 1:08:24 AM
#356:


JimCarrysToe posted...
I was pissed at how much trouble it was to make a twitter account. Lol let's go shit talk some more babies, they need thicker skin anyway.


It seriously is. Its fucking annoying as hell and i wont do it again. Lol.


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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 1:10:15 AM
#357:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
No....... I agree though let's go fuck with more celebs.
Yelled at an anime boy and a cat. THIS IS FUN!

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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 1:12:29 AM
#358:


you guys are awesome obvs but im pretty sure if i read the two of yous posts with no context it would still make me laugh pretty fucking hard.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 1:19:11 AM
#359:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
No....... I agree though let's go fuck with more celebs.
Yelled at an anime boy and a cat. THIS IS FUN!


And a small infant BITCH. @MabusIncarnate

I didn't do anything wrong. I think SHE'S losing it?

Why is she so pissed?
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MabusIncarnate
11/16/19 1:28:26 AM
#360:


I'm somdrunk

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 1:29:45 AM
#361:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm somdrunk


It's alright at the rate i'm going nobody is tom hanks anymore. NOBODY.

Disclaimer Tom hamnks
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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 1:29:48 AM
#362:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm somdrunk


MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm somdrunk


Im drunk so

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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 1:34:41 AM
#363:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
It's alright at the rate i'm going nobody is tom hanks anymore. NOBODY.

Disclaimer Tom hamnks


not even sachin tendulkar?

i dont know if I spelled that even half riggt. He is the Wayne Gretzky of cricket. CRICKETS WAYNE GRETZKY

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MabusIncarnate
11/16/19 1:51:54 AM
#364:


I always wanted to watch cricket

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 1:54:27 AM
#365:


Jim just possibly threatened something against Tom Hanks. Love here. We just all love here.
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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 1:55:48 AM
#366:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I always wanted to watch cricket


Theres a cricket league here. Theres even a cricket pitch or field or whatever its called very near the skatepark no one else seems to use.

They get super mad and passive aggressive when you ride there during a game. One time a bunch of dudes not currently playing came and sat on the funbox and ledge i was riding. I kept riding em. Guys were dicks.

Also despite what casey jones said i kmow what a crumpet is and still dont understand cricket.

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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 1:56:14 AM
#367:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Jim just possibly threatened something against Tom Hanks. Love here. We just all love here.
What? I threatened you with impregnation by giraffe. I just called tom hanks a sad ballsack.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 1:57:22 AM
#368:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Jim just possibly threatened something against Tom Hanks. Love here. We just all love here.
What? I threatened you with impregnation by giraffe. I just called tom hanks a sad ballsack.


What does your conscience think? @_Matchabuu_
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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 1:58:34 AM
#369:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What does your conscience think? @_Matchabuu_
Why the hell are you @ing her? Lol

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MabusIncarnate
11/16/19 2:00:09 AM
#370:


That's funny there's a user named ing

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 2:00:52 AM
#371:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What does your conscience think? @_Matchabuu_
Why the hell are you @ing her? Lol


I'm researching menstrual cycles.
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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 2:01:49 AM
#372:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'm researching menstrual cycles.
Mine just ended 2 days ago. Want the jar?

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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 2:02:32 AM
#373:


MabusIncarnate posted...
That's funny there's a user named ing
I wonder how annoyed he got with all the @s lol. Wonder if he's still active....

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 2:03:03 AM
#374:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'm researching menstrual cycles.
Mine just ended 2 days ago. Want the jar?


Well yeah stupid. Why are you making me have to deal with filth?
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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 2:05:13 AM
#375:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Well yeah stupid. Why are you making me have to deal with filth?
What? You want it, but you're mad you're dealing with it? I'm confused. *sends jar in poorly packaged box*

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 2:05:51 AM
#376:


Hey @The_Doge

Here's a jar of female vaginal blood. Good boy Tune to the weather channel for clarification.
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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 2:07:55 AM
#377:


^ wtf lol

Hey johnny you still haven't changed your name from NutcaseJohnny to Johnny_Nutcase.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 2:09:06 AM
#378:


Honestly i'm about to start hitting up some celebrities.
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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 2:13:47 AM
#380:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Honestly i'm about to start hitting up some celebrities.
Tweeted at eminem about the nic cage collab.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 2:14:42 AM
#381:


You know how i'm dealing with jim on twitter? When she sends me shit like this

I'll stuff your ass with squirrels on scooters
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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 2:16:17 AM
#382:


You forgot the pic, prick.



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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 2:17:53 AM
#383:


How bout the fucking patch of grass they didn't mow? Ohhhhh yeah have another drink jim.
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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 2:19:10 AM
#384:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
How bout the fucking patch of grass they didn't mow? Ohhhhh yeah have another drink jim.
*drinks burgerking ketchup packet* I was made once to cut grass with a pair of scissors, not fun.

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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 2:21:22 AM
#385:




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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 2:23:08 AM
#386:


How come you don't get pissed at @_Matchabuu_ when you have been fucked around worse?
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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 2:24:12 AM
#387:


This topic got weird and its amazing

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 2:25:52 AM
#388:


CanuckCowboy posted...
This topic got weird and its amazing


Thanks for being here. I wanted to get behind Walter but uhhh.
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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 2:27:49 AM
#389:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
How come you don't get pissed at @_Matchabuu_ when you have been fucked around worse?
What? What's she done to me? I just don't care about her.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 2:30:15 AM
#390:


k
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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 2:32:34 AM
#391:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
k
k? Don't you fuckin k me.

Oh yea she did tease me that one time....

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 2:33:33 AM
#392:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
k
k? Don't you fuckin k me.

Oh yea she did tease me that one time....


@_Matchabuu_ ?
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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 2:34:56 AM
#393:


I'm just too lazy to be pissed at anyone here or anything. Except one guy I can't talk about cuz I told him some personal stuff and he's told it to other ppl on another when he got pissy at me.

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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 2:35:24 AM
#394:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
@_Matchabuu_ ?
Ya, I'm pretty sure.... I barely remember.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 2:36:34 AM
#395:


I know fucking tom hanks never responded!
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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 2:38:39 AM
#396:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I know fucking tom hanks never responded!
WHOAAAAA you fucked tom hanks?!

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 2:41:27 AM
#397:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I know fucking tom hanks never responded!
WHOAAAAA you fucked tom hanks?!


Shut the hell up with your price's egg nog from Vado. I drink it too.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 2:42:43 AM
#398:


What the the fucks your poblem Jim?

Fucking with celebrities. That's our problem tonight.
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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 2:55:32 AM
#399:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What the the fucks your poblem Jim?

Fucking with celebrities. That's our problem tonight.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ME GODDAMN PROBLEM IS. I THINK ITS TWITTER AND ITS YOUR FAULT.

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MabusIncarnate
11/16/19 2:57:25 AM
#400:


You know what I love? Liquor. And you guys and gals.

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