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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 3:02:43 AM
#401:


Some rapper named king blitz liked my tweet lol

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 3:04:17 AM
#402:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
What the the fucks your poblem Jim?

Fucking with celebrities. That's our problem tonight.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ME GODDAMN PROBLEM IS. I THINK ITS TWITTER AND ITS YOUR FAULT.


Clearly were fine now but you're not one to ever hold accountable for anything.
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MabusIncarnate
11/16/19 3:37:13 AM
#403:


Why did you have to go and drag Tom Hanks into it? I heard he's a good bro.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 3:39:38 AM
#404:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Why did you have to go and drag Tom Hanks into it? I heard he's a good bro.


Well.......... One of us tweeted him.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 3:43:55 AM
#405:


The plan was to fuck around with celebrities on twitter and jim blew a fuse.
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MabusIncarnate
11/16/19 3:46:40 AM
#406:


What you really need to do is find professional jockeys, like the ones that ride horses. THEY are super easy to get fired up.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 3:53:01 AM
#407:


MabusIncarnate posted...
fire.


Good point. I'm not even sure why I. What did I DO?
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The_Doge
11/16/19 3:55:24 AM
#408:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Hey @The_Doge

Here's a jar of female vaginal blood. Good boy Tune to the weather channel for clarification.
Not wow do not want

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 3:59:44 AM
#409:


*sets Doge up for a field goal*
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MabusIncarnate
11/16/19 4:03:04 AM
#410:


https://youtu.be/Pmbhm9jfROQ

Doge shanked

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/16/19 4:04:54 AM
#411:


Anger grows.
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The_Doge
11/16/19 4:43:12 AM
#412:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
*sets Doge up for a field goal*
* kicks ball and makes field goal the crowd cheer*

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Drunkie
11/16/19 4:53:59 AM
#413:


Drunkie checkin in

Here have some of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niCG-LDrN9Q

This was on the radio on my drive home from work, neat video imo.
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Cleo_II
11/16/19 8:21:50 AM
#414:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...


Tom Green? He's a Canadian? You want me to twee that out? Look what you did, dickhead?
Well that is a name I havent heard in a loooong time

Also kids, dont drink and stay up until 3 am the night before your flight while sick...
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a-c-a-b
11/16/19 10:17:31 AM
#415:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
a-c-a-b posted...
I just ralphed in my sink pretty good.

I'm still good though. Gonna get right ruined.


We're gonna die a really early death. Just try to remember as much as you can.

Pretty much.

I've already accepted and come to terms with the fact that my lifestyle is gonna kill me eventually.

Fuck it. I'd rather die young and drunk than old and sober.

Cheers!
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DespondentDeity
11/16/19 4:22:24 PM
#416:


I blacked out like 3 hours of progress in a Bloodborne playthrough last night, got on and was like "how the fuck did I get here?"

I'm drunk again rn too >_>
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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 6:15:53 PM
#417:


Hadda go along with my mom and play home inspector at the place she put an offer in (and had accepted). Couldnt drink earlier. Starting now.

Place is awesome. Not big but the stone koi pond and waterfall in the yard are amazing. Literally the only thing i noticed that needs to be done is insulting the roof more properly and moving some insulation away from the soffit. The bones are perfect and even the trim and flooring is so nice I wouldnt think about bothering to reno it. I fully expected it to at least be dated for the price but damn. Literally doesn't need anything done that isnt fairly cheap and easy.

Its hilarious the price difference in the town i love in and literaly every other place in this Valley. Itd be over a half million 15 minutes north or south and thats if it wasnt a 5 minute walk from the beach

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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 6:19:45 PM
#418:


CanuckCowboy posted...
. Literally the only thing i noticed that needs to be done is insulting the roof more properly and moving some insulation away from the soffit.
Tell the roof its mother wasn't fucked, but shat in. XD

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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 6:20:23 PM
#419:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Tell the roof its mother wasn't fucked, but shat in. XD


Lmao. Thatll do it.

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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 6:30:36 PM
#420:


You know its honestly amazing how good a boy my cat is. Hell cut me up when we play but he always retracts his claws when he goes for the face and never goes claws out playing with other people.

That said he just punch me right in the eye with possibly the most perfect jab ever thrown by man or animal. Kinda sucked. Lol. But thank fuck he knows not to go claws out above the shoulders or Id be a pirate now.

Also from this



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MabusIncarnate
11/16/19 6:31:06 PM
#421:


Eventually i'm gonna have a nice big Koi pond on my property, I have the land to do it I just need to figure out the heating element when it freezes during the winter. I was thinking maybe winter birdbath heaters on the bottom, but I don't know yet if the metal is safe for fish. A lot of heavy metals can be toxic to them.

I've kept aquariums my whole life, i've had saltwater tanks and even a few corals and whatnot before, so I get the chemistry. It's the extreme weather changes that are holding me back. I may do some larger species of goldfish as a trial run, they are a lot less expensive than Koi are.

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MabusIncarnate
11/16/19 6:33:10 PM
#422:


CanuckCowboy posted...
You know its honestly amazing how good a boy my cat is. Hell cut me up when we play but he always retracts his claws when he goes for the face and never goes claws out playing with other people.

That said he just punch me right in the eye with possibly the most perfect jab ever thrown by man or animal. Kinda sucked. Lol. But thank fuck he knows not to go claws out above the shoulders or Id be a pirate now.
I need more pics, but I wonder if this new cat I got grew up with kids because he's super gentle when he plays with me also. He will get his arms and legs wrapped around my arm, and goes in for the bite and he barely does anything, no nails and barely puts his teeth on my wrist. If we are going at it for a few mins he can get a bit more rough, but it's nothing like my girl. If she feels like i'm having the upper hand she will claw and bite just enough to draw blood, but to let me know that she's smaller so she's gonna be vicious if she needs to be.

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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 6:34:01 PM
#423:


To this



In like 5 and a half months.

Hes 7 months now (almost) and would already mash him a doge.

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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 6:36:53 PM
#424:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I need more pics, but I wonder if this new cat I got grew up with kids because he's super gentle when he plays with me also. He will get his arms and legs wrapped around my arm, and goes in for the bite and he barely does anything, no nails and barely puts his teeth on my wrist. If we are going at it for a few mins he can get a bit more rough, but it's nothing like my girl. If she feels like i'm having the upper hand she will claw and bite just enough to draw blood, but to let me know that she's smaller so she's gonna be vicious if she needs to be.


We also need more pics.

My buddy that breeds Savannahs always told me males are more gentle and affectionate and I havent had anything but girl kitties before walter so i didnt really believe it but it seems true to me off my limited experience.

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a-c-a-b
11/16/19 7:44:04 PM
#425:


It's slow going but I'm starting to make a bit of progress on my Iron Maiden puzzle.

http://imgur.com/a/fYAmjDl
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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 7:50:11 PM
#426:


a-c-a-b posted...
It's slow going but I'm starting to make a bit of progress on my Iron Maiden puzzle.

http://imgur.com/a/fYAmjDl


Keeps saying they couldnt find that page.
I

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a-c-a-b
11/16/19 7:53:14 PM
#427:


Weird. It works fine on my end.
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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 7:55:04 PM
#428:


It worked now. Wouldnt load twice.

Sick puzzle. Nice box of pilly. 10/10

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a-c-a-b
11/16/19 8:01:13 PM
#429:


CanuckCowboy posted...
It worked now. Wouldnt load twice.

Sick puzzle. Nice box of pilly. 10/10

I'm not even drinking Pilsner tonight. I just keep the box to put other boxes in for recycling.

I'm rockin' some James Ready tallboys tonight.
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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 8:04:00 PM
#430:


a-c-a-b posted...
I'm not even drinking Pilsner tonight. I just keep the box to put other boxes in for recycling.

I'm rockin' some James Ready tallboys tonight.


Figured that might be the reason. But also i dont bother refrigerating beer most of the time cause it aint gonna be around long enough to matter.

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a-c-a-b
11/16/19 8:20:30 PM
#431:


I love my beer as cold as can be. I also usually buy several days worth at a time so I don't have to go to the Beer Store every single day.
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a-c-a-b
11/16/19 8:31:48 PM
#432:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZbR3xVeA3w
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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 8:34:38 PM
#433:


Fuck. Me.

I got really drunk really fast. If my buddy has a ride out here imma definitely not do some definitely not drugs I havent done in like... way over a year.

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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 8:36:13 PM
#434:


a-c-a-b posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZbR3xVeA3w


i heard this like three songs ago on my youtube generated playlist. Fucking good shit.

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MabusIncarnate
11/16/19 8:58:02 PM
#435:


You gonna frame and hang that puzzle when it's done?

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a-c-a-b
11/16/19 9:01:40 PM
#436:


MabusIncarnate posted...
You gonna frame and hang that puzzle when it's done?

Thinking about it. It's probably gonna take a week to finish it. I got it on my kitchen table and have been working on it little bits at a time when I get up to grab a beer.
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a-c-a-b
11/16/19 9:26:58 PM
#437:


I got a Slayer one too.

http://imgur.com/a/uGLBxTa
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DespondentDeity
11/16/19 10:23:37 PM
#438:


I'm fucked up homie you fucked up but if God got us then we gon' be alright!
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_Matchabuu_
11/16/19 10:24:17 PM
#439:


Im drinkin some white wine
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DespondentDeity
11/16/19 10:25:59 PM
#440:


_Matchabuu_ posted...
Im drinkin some white wine


Baby how you feeling?
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a-c-a-b
11/16/19 10:28:52 PM
#441:


_Matchabuu_ posted...
Im drinkin some white wine

I'll drink wine if it's the only option but I've never been a fan.
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_Matchabuu_
11/16/19 10:38:33 PM
#442:


It had a first AND last name on the bottle cuz Im xxxxxtra fanceee

White>red wine cuz headaches
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MabusIncarnate
11/16/19 10:55:55 PM
#443:


Wine is hit or miss for me. It's about to be pizza, tequila, sam adams and hockey for me in about 45 mins. Need to get good and shitty, sleep it off, and prepare for a day of boozing and football tomorrow. Wife is addicted to Pokemon Shield, so she's pretty much whatever I wanna do tomorrow she's gonna be gaming. Life is good.

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a-c-a-b
11/16/19 11:17:05 PM
#444:


Masskontroll - Pain Without End

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o04RXDIUVU
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_Matchabuu_
11/16/19 11:19:49 PM
#445:


Health - STONEFIST

https://youtu.be/6aRr8O_D35Q
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a-c-a-b
11/16/19 11:22:14 PM
#446:


Where the fuck is Johnny tonight? I'm gonna put up missing signs for him.

http://imgur.com/a/3EBb5uv
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DespondentDeity
11/16/19 11:23:14 PM
#447:


Wait, HEALTH is still around? Such a great act. I've just been so lazy about pursuing new music tho.

@KeepAnEyeOut

Come post music recs itt.
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MabusIncarnate
11/16/19 11:23:40 PM
#448:


Johnny went hard last night, not sure if we will see him tonight or not.

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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 11:27:32 PM
#449:


Yeah. Lol. Johnny went flat out.

https://youtu.be/JEhI7EfGPNc


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CanuckCowboy
11/16/19 11:29:12 PM
#450:


Also at 5:30 i was so drunk I thought I needed cocaine. At 8:30 Im so drunk
that I remembered cocaine is for wussies.

Close call. Coulda broke a long streak
there.

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