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UnfairRepresent
03/26/21 11:42:49 AM
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Could you date her?


She's in every way what you imagine the perfect girl to be, from appearance to personality to career.

Except for the fact she is a firm believer in Christianity and the empowerment of prayer. She doesn't proselytize (although she's happy to discuss/debate religion if you want to) and won't judge you for your beliefs or lack thereof

But she does go to church every Sunday and believes she's been saved. The last thing she does before sleeping is say a prayer, the first thing she does in the morning when she wakes up is pray. She insists on saying a short prayer before eating, driving somewhere or having sex.

If you refuse or try to stop her praying, she'll be upset and won't have sex with you or will be moody while you eat/travel.

Her ringtone is "Our God Is An Awesone God" by Grace Stein



Inverse to male if that way inclined

Could you date her?

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BignutzisBack
03/26/21 11:44:24 AM
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Easy yes, if she doesn't force her views on me we could definitely have a future together

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BigHentaiBoobie
03/26/21 11:44:56 AM
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Will she sit on my face while she prays,m

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UnfairRepresent
03/26/21 11:45:46 AM
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BigHentaiBoobie posted...
Will she sit on my face while she prays,m
I think she would find it disrespectful to God to combine the two.

Although she's happy to sit on your face if that's what your perfect girl would do.

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monkmith
03/26/21 11:52:41 AM
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TC this is the worst "downside" i've ever seen from one of your topics, only assholes would care about a benign form of religion like that.

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AldousIsDead
03/26/21 11:55:22 AM
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We wouldn't be compatible.

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Master_Bass
03/26/21 11:58:11 AM
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Sure, but praying before sex is stupidly funny.

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UnfairRepresent
03/26/21 12:00:18 PM
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monkmith posted...
TC this is the worst "downside" i've ever seen from one of your topics

Then vote yes

, only assholes would care about a benign form of religion like that.

like that.

Then why is the poll even?

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NoxObscuras
03/26/21 12:02:10 PM
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Yeah, I can deal with that. I'm agnostic, but my dad and best friend are both devoted Christians. So I deal with that all the time lol. And if this perfect woman won't judge me or my religious views that's even better.

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monkmith
03/26/21 12:02:51 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Then why is the poll even?

this is CE, its mostly assholes.

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UnfairRepresent
03/26/21 12:10:23 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
We wouldn't be compatible.
@AldousIsDead

monkmith just called you an asshole

are you gonna take that?

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Temporal
03/26/21 12:11:56 PM
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I'm a godless heathen, so this would be a welcome "downside".

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AldousIsDead
03/26/21 12:12:02 PM
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I dunno, if he buys me a drink we'll see where it goes.

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FortuneCookie
03/26/21 12:13:15 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...

"Our God is an Awesome God."

Her body proves this statement true. <_<
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UnfairRepresent
03/26/21 12:55:52 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
Sure, but praying before sex is stupidly funny.
I don't see why

You pray before eating to thank God for producing you food and shelter.

You pray before traveling to thank God for protecting you on this journey

Why not pray before sex to thank Jesus for granting you love and keeping you safe during sexual acts?

I mean all prayer is stupid and funny but if you accept it at all, doing it before sex is just as reasonable as any other time if not more reasonable.

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UnfairRepresent
03/26/21 4:57:21 PM
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Interesting that this was 50-50 but now school has ended, yes is dominating

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Flauros
03/26/21 4:59:03 PM
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ThePrinceFish
03/26/21 5:03:09 PM
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Ideal.

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skermac
03/26/21 5:04:26 PM
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I actually need a good Christian girl to help keep me in line

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garan
03/26/21 6:25:11 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
She insists on saying a short prayer before eating, driving somewhere or having sex.


I was going to say okay until you got there. Praying before sex would be a horrible mood killer, no fucking thanks.
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skermac
03/26/21 6:33:47 PM
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ThePrinceFish posted...
Ideal.

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synth_real
03/26/21 6:35:17 PM
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I'm a gay Satanist. I just don't think it would work out.

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008Zulu
03/26/21 6:39:57 PM
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You, your prayer buddy and I, should have a "holy trinity"!

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Feline_Heart
03/26/21 6:41:33 PM
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I dont get this hypothetical situation. Shes a passionate Christian but shes having sex outside of marriage? And why would she not try to save the person that shes dating?

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Smackems
03/26/21 6:45:37 PM
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I've already done this

Well mostly. I've dated a very religious girl

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KnightofShikari
03/26/21 6:52:01 PM
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i would thank god i found a sexy futanari with a huge cock willing to give me endless prostate orgasms

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MushroomMuncher
03/26/21 7:08:56 PM
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monkmith posted...
only assholes would care about a benign form of religion like that.
Where do you think we are

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What_
03/26/21 7:13:53 PM
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Ugh fuck no

religious nut bag
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TheCurseX2
03/26/21 7:18:35 PM
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So she's gorgeous, totally devoted to you, follows a religion that preaches love and acceptance and likely because of all this does not suffer from daddy issues?

Easy yes. More Christianity in society would be a boon these days.
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UnfairRepresent
03/26/21 7:21:05 PM
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008Zulu posted...
You, your prayer buddy and I, should have a "holy trinity"!
What if her prayer buddy is a big British black man called Wesley?

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008Zulu
03/26/21 7:33:22 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
What if her prayer buddy is a big British black man called Wesley?
Then I shall say to Wesley, "I have two rules; No eye contact during, and our dongs shall never touch."

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Feline_Heart
03/26/21 7:34:40 PM
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TheCurseX2 posted...
So she's gorgeous, totally devoted to you, follows a religion that preaches love and acceptance and likely because of all this does not suffer from daddy issues?

Easy yes. More Christianity in society would be a boon these days.
Remind me again what Christians think about homosexuality

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InTheEyesOfFire
03/26/21 7:38:27 PM
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Naw. Christians are a cancer. Well, religion is.

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jimbiz
03/26/21 7:40:13 PM
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Sounds like my moms perfect woman for me to date

Eh wynaut

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CanuckCowboy
03/26/21 7:40:14 PM
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21 angsty people itt

Its no more inconvenient than any minor personality quirk as tc describes it.

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CanuckCowboy
03/26/21 7:41:49 PM
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TheCurseX2 posted...
So she's gorgeous, totally devoted to you, follows a religion that preaches love and acceptance and likely because of all this does not suffer from daddy issues?

Easy yes. More Christianity in society would be a boon these days.

The idea Christian girls dont have daddy issues is....

Dude. If anything its more common among religious girls.

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UnfairRepresent
03/26/21 8:24:42 PM
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I think that was the joke

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Returning_CEmen
03/26/21 8:25:40 PM
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Already dated a crazy Christian. Hard pass
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Choco
03/26/21 8:30:14 PM
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how strict is she about going to church every sunday
is she willing to make exceptions or is she just insane

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Nukazie
03/26/21 8:31:42 PM
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i'd like to try but it would be too hard for me not to point out or make fun of some religious bs

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UnfairRepresent
03/26/21 9:35:02 PM
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Choco posted...
how strict is she about going to church every sunday
is she willing to make exceptions or is she just insane
Well she's not going to kill a puppy to go to church but it's important to her to go every week if she can

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TheCurseX2
03/26/21 9:58:16 PM
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Feline_Heart posted...
Remind me again what Christians think about homosexuality

Probably something based.

CanuckCowboy posted...
Dude. If anything its more common among religious girls.

Religious girls grew up in proper homes, not broken down remnants of what was once a family unit.
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Choco
03/26/21 10:10:38 PM
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why are 2005 accounts indistinguishable from shitty 2021 alts

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Dark_SilverX
03/26/21 10:21:28 PM
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No thanks

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SkittyOnWailord
03/26/21 10:24:36 PM
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No. That's a big deal breaker for me.

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TendoDRM
03/26/21 10:30:48 PM
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If she's religious, she's not perfect.

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yutterh
03/26/21 10:36:33 PM
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Feline_Heart posted...
Remind me again what Christians think about homosexuality

It's becoming more accepted. Though the more vocal crazy ones will be most of what you hear. Even the catholic priests are starting to accept homosexuality. As some have said they will marry gay couples as long as they love each other and follow GOD.

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UnfairRepresent
03/26/21 10:45:44 PM
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yutterh posted...


It's becoming more accepted.
Not really?

Homosexuality is becoming more accepted in civilized society.

It's still hated and loathed in any religious society that has control. The Catholic Church just as we speak demanded that no Bishops and Preists are allowed to bless gay people.

As far as I know, only Germany had Bishops and Preist revolt against the Pope and say they're going to do it anyway and that's because Germany is so secular that those Bishops know doing that shit just means they'll lose even more followers.

Christianity isn't accepting homosexuality, civilization is accepting homosexuality and Christians in civilized societies are having to choose between begrudgingly coming along for the ride against their will or dying off.

And I'm not picking on Christians. Islam and Judaism are even stricer against it because they still have power in their communities.

If Christianity had the power in Western Europe and America and Canada and New Zealand that Islam has in the Sudan, do you think they would accept homosexuality?

I'm not trying to yell at you. I just hate it that people credit the work and progression of people who aren't religious and then act like it's religion becoming progressive when it's the opposite.

You just praising Catholics being pro-gay moments after the Pope tells gay people to fuck off demonstrates that perfectly

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pfh1001
03/26/21 10:48:57 PM
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I would date someone religious, but not someone who can't even drive a car without needing to pray first.
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The_Korey
03/26/21 10:50:11 PM
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Bible says "Be ye not unequally yolked" or something like that. Her getting with someone who hates god means she sucks as a Christian anyway, so that's a double deal-breaker.

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