Poll of the Day > Man, are most tanks in games just the shittiest players?

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PK_Spam
08/05/21 5:50:07 PM
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Maybe its because Im always the tank and I like to think I know what Im doing. Im stuff like FF XIV I typically get commendations and have a pretty decent assist rate in MOBAS

but these fuckers in Pokmon Unite playing tanks do NOT try to block the enemy from getting at me when theyre playing obvious tanks like snorlax! Its maddening!

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Greenfox111
08/05/21 5:51:19 PM
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snorlax isnt a tank he's a pokemon

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Zareth
08/05/21 5:54:29 PM
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Tank hating is why people don't play tanks. Stop it.

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Metalsonic66
08/05/21 6:09:27 PM
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They nerfed Orisa's shield and now I'm empty inside

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Kimbos_Egg
08/05/21 6:34:06 PM
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Zareth posted...
Tank hating is why people don't play tanks. Stop it.


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Metalsonic66
08/05/21 6:40:28 PM
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I got called out for being a "shit non assertive tank" even though I had gold objective time and gold objective eliminations

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Clench281
08/05/21 6:48:09 PM
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Tanks are just as bad as dps, you just notice it more with tanks because you're more dependent on an individual player to do well

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PK_Spam
08/05/21 7:12:15 PM
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Zareth posted...
Tank hating is why people don't play tanks. Stop it.
I mean just git gud

Clench281 posted...
Tanks are just as bad as dps, you just notice it more with tanks because you're more dependent on an individual player to do well
I dont know what you mean because I never die and I always take aggro without effort.

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CinderLock
08/05/21 7:14:20 PM
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You misspelled DPS

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Zareth
08/05/21 7:15:36 PM
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Tanks are basically expected to lead the group in PUGs, and know all dungeon mechanics and when to pull, what to focus, etc
And then DPS complain about them not being perfect. And then they complain about there not being enough tanks.

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GanonsSpirit
08/05/21 7:15:59 PM
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I would assume most players in Pokemon Unite are bad. Most of them are kids, right?
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agesboy
08/05/21 7:20:52 PM
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Tanking in MMOs is almost always the easiest job (ESPECIALLY if we're talking XIV), it just requires the most proactive play and a bit more preliminary knowledge about the fight. Meanwhile moba tanking always seemed one of the more challenging roles because you both have to recognize when the best times to start or end fights are, but also recognize your allies' tendencies over the course of a short game so you can adapt and support better. In random matches, noone really tries to learn allies' playstyles because you'll never see them again, so there ends up being a lot of unspoken miscommunication of expectations.

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Jen0125
08/05/21 7:21:31 PM
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i have issues with healers in MMOs

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Dmess85
08/05/21 7:21:37 PM
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The role of the tank is to take a beating right?

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Dmess85
08/05/21 7:21:58 PM
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When in doubt send a paladin in there

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Dmess85
08/05/21 7:22:55 PM
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Never let a Thief do a Paladin's job.... and that's tanking lol

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ReturnOfFa
08/05/21 7:22:59 PM
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kids

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Dmess85
08/05/21 7:24:04 PM
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kids

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Dmess85
08/05/21 7:26:15 PM
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Strategist: "Hi, I need you to go in to the room and take a beating for us all because you have the most DEF"

Tank: "Okay..."

Thief: "and I'll just sit behind you and Sneak Attacks to make it look like you're giving out lots of damage"

Tank: "Okay..."

Mob: "Arghhh, Take that!"

Tank: "Okay..."

"Okay..."

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CinderLock
08/05/21 7:32:56 PM
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Dmess85 posted...
Strategist: "Hi, I need you to go in to the room and take a beating for us all because you have the most DEF"

Tank: "Okay..."

Thief: "and I'll just sit behind you and Sneak Attacks to make it look like you're giving out lots of damage"

Tank: "Okay..."

Mob: "Arghhh, Take that!"

Tank: "Okay..."

"Okay..."
The tank is usually the strategist...

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SilentSeph
08/05/21 7:36:29 PM
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Pokmon? You knight.

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PK_Spam
08/05/21 7:38:26 PM
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I dont think I ever consistently take the lead. I just make sure I take hits and my allies dont take hits. Most of the time Im usually second in line ready to spring up front whenever needed.

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Cruddy_horse
08/05/21 7:42:11 PM
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Are you really complaining about bad players in a kids game? You sound like a neckbeard.

Anyway tanking is probably harder than dps in most situations.
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Zareth
08/05/21 7:43:39 PM
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agesboy posted...
Tanking in MMOs is almost always the easiest job
hahahaha no

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Joshs Name
08/05/21 7:48:10 PM
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Tank is hard cause other jobs are generally clear in what they need to do. Healer just needs to keep everyone alive and DPS just needs to do as much DPS as possible.

Tanks job depends on the preconceptions and subsequent expectations of the other party members else they're shit. They gotta pull more adds cause we're going too slow. They gotta pull less cause the healer can't keep up or doesn't _want_ to keep up because they think the tank is pulling too much. They have to be the leader of the party unless someone else thinks they should take control. It just goes on.

All the above is true for all roles but you feel it more on tank.

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LinkPizza
08/05/21 7:49:17 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
i have issues with healers in MMOs

Healers are my favorite role to play
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agesboy
08/05/21 7:49:56 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
I dont think I ever consistently take the lead. I just make sure I take hits and my allies dont take hits. Most of the time Im usually second in line ready to spring up front whenever needed.

tanks in mobas usually have hard cc that lets them force advantageous fights; if you usually play reactively and you have significant cc, you're missing out on a lot of engagements that could result in a kill

obviously tanks differ based on their kits (an arthas is not going to start fights as often as an amumu, diablo, or tidehunter will), but in general they have better tools to start fights with than the rest of their allies due to either hard cc or the ability to dive. you have to proactively give the enemy a reason to target you or they will ignore you

i've only played a little bit of unite and i don't really like it because it feels like peeling for allies in that game is more fuck with the autotarget with your gigantic cheeks than actually provide utility or threat

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Judgmenl
08/05/21 7:52:21 PM
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I prefer to play healer or tank in trinity MMOs, however I quit FFXIV like 8 years ago because I did not like healing in that game.

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agesboy
08/05/21 7:57:27 PM
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Joshs Name posted...
Tank is hard cause other jobs are generally clear in what they need to do. Healer just needs to keep everyone alive and DPS just needs to do as much DPS as possible.
in specifically XIV, this is not true in the least. tanks are dps with extremely simple rotations that at certain scripted points in the fight need to press mitigation buttons and occasionally run to a specific spot. there is zero flexibility in what they need to do or are expected to do. dps are harder because their rotations are more than just pressing 123, but healers are the hardest of all because you have to do as much damage as possible in addition to healing or your team isn't going to beat the enrage timer. it's gotten to the point where in XIV, a good healer is never actually seen casting a healing spell, because they've optimized their rotation to such an absurd degree they can rely entirely on cooldowns. healers have the largest margin to excel because of how they have to leverage the party living vs how much team damage they can contribute to; DPS have a big margin to excel by utilizing their class's movement and minimizing downtime. tanks have the least margin to excel because their entire kit is so incredibly straightforward

wow tanks used to be more interesting but they've taken away a lot of the big brain ability out of classes over the years and it just feels like a different dps. the part i hate the most is how they reduced how vital stagger is to brewmaster by simply nerfing stagger numbers and making them baseline have more passive armor

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Greenfox111
08/05/21 8:10:36 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
i have issues with healers in MMOs
you're not supposed to stand in the big red circles

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Judgmenl
08/05/21 8:25:54 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
you're not supposed to stand in the big red circles
You're not supposed to play games which have their entire combat system revolve around standing in circles and doing a little dance.

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agesboy
08/05/21 8:28:32 PM
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doing a little dance is what all video games come down to

some are just more improv than the others

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Mead
08/05/21 8:32:43 PM
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In my experience its always some DPS players who are the worst at the game and think they know how the tank or healer should play, and end up screwing things up or try to start arguing

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Blighboy
08/05/21 8:34:30 PM
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Man, this topic makes me nostalgic for playing MMOs. Just log in, do your dailies raid with your friends twice a week. Unfortunately right now WoW is a trashfire, FFXIV is weebshit, and everything else is limping by on life support.

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agesboy
08/05/21 8:44:52 PM
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xiv's fine and it's always been fine

you probably hate weebshit less than asmongold does and he's already simping a catgirl and trying to justify how its not furry

its just not designed to be infinitely playable like how most MMOs try to be these days

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Joshs Name
08/05/21 8:54:16 PM
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agesboy posted...
because they've optimized their rotation to such an absurd degree they can rely entirely on cooldowns.

you mean spamming gravity ball and using swift cast if the tank actually needs a heal ?

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Sycophant
08/05/21 8:57:33 PM
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What about healers that charge the goals?
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ReturnOfFa
08/05/21 8:58:56 PM
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Blighboy posted...
Man, this topic makes me nostalgic for playing MMOs. Just log in, do your dailies raid with your friends twice a week. Unfortunately right now WoW is a trashfire, FFXIV is weebshit, and everything else is limping by on life support.
Not nearly the same (I never really played MMOs), but fucking with people in Sea of Thieves is quite fun.

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Judgmenl
08/05/21 9:02:48 PM
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Blighboy posted...
Man, this topic makes me nostalgic for playing MMOs. Just log in, do your dailies raid with your friends twice a week. Unfortunately right now WoW is a trashfire, FFXIV is weebshit, and everything else is limping by on life support.
This is my opinion too. I have been without an MMO for far too long. The only one I have played the past 5-ish years is Star Trek Online which is not trinity based and almost all content can be solo'd. I also created a bot which grinds currency for you. Wish that a new one would just come out because FFXIV isn't for me and I never played WoW because I didn't have a good PC when it was in its prime.

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Clench281
08/05/21 9:10:27 PM
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I miss WoW and my badass druid

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agesboy
08/05/21 9:11:08 PM
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Joshs Name posted...
you mean spamming gravity ball and using swift cast if the tank actually needs a heal ?
have you ever attempted to heal anything above expert roulette in ffxiv lol?

the first move in e8s will actually literally wipe the entire party without mitigation, and you have to heal that up before movement-heavy segments

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Cruddy_horse
08/05/21 9:23:49 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
This is my opinion too. I have been without an MMO for far too long. The only one I have played the past 5-ish years is Star Trek Online which is not trinity based and almost all content can be solo'd. I also created a bot which grinds currency for you. Wish that a new one would just come out because FFXIV isn't for me and I never played WoW because I didn't have a good PC when it was in its prime.


Have you looked at New world? Not sure if I like it and I was in the beta but its a new MMo. My friend tells me WoW classic is good too.
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Judgmenl
08/05/21 9:25:06 PM
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What I saw from New World isn't for me.

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Joshs Name
08/05/21 9:26:03 PM
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agesboy posted...
have you ever attempted to heal anything above expert roulette in ffxiv lol?

the first move in e8s will actually literally wipe the entire party without mitigation, and you have to heal that up before movement-heavy segments

wasn't a dig at you, was a dig at me lol (i'm not a good tank or a good healer)

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Blighboy
08/05/21 9:33:15 PM
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agesboy posted...
xiv's fine and it's always been fine

you probably hate weebshit less than asmongold does and he's already simping a catgirl and trying to justify how its not furry

its just not designed to be infinitely playable like how most MMOs try to be these days
I'm being deliberately facetious, I don't mind Japanese crap, just aesthetically and narratively when I tried FFXIV it completely failed to grab me.

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Dmess85
08/05/21 9:39:31 PM
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Ragnarok Online anyone?

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zebatov
08/05/21 9:42:17 PM
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I think it looks like that a lot of the time, yes.

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Zareth
08/05/21 9:43:47 PM
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Blighboy posted...
I'm being deliberately facetious, I don't mind Japanese crap, just aesthetically and narratively when I tried FFXIV it completely failed to grab me.
Yeah, I'd call the FFXIV aesthetic, I don't know, pretentious? Like it thinks it's majestic and all, but in reality is like the kind of shit teenage anime fangirls dream about

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Judgmenl
08/05/21 9:44:00 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34RPwDfLpKg
I am a fan of Josh Strife Hayes.

This is probably a more relevant video for this discussion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnRYnkDEn0E

Gaming has been transitioning from a "gamer-centric" medium to a "content creator centric" medium for a while now.

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Metalsonic66
08/05/21 9:54:46 PM
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I've gotten a little better using Zarya... you gotta time those cooldowns just right

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