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au_gold
04/05/22 12:50:20 AM
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Did you know that?

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RustyReborn
04/05/22 12:51:06 AM
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Podracing

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Llaeto7
04/05/22 12:52:00 AM
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High ground!
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marthsheretoo
04/05/22 12:52:29 AM
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Anakin Skywalker is an idea, a state of mind.

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Llaeto7
04/05/22 12:53:11 AM
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Younglings
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pegusus123456
04/05/22 12:55:02 AM
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That's just because Anakin was like nine times Yoda's size, Yoda would have way more if he were six foot tall

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Guerrilla Soldier
04/05/22 12:55:56 AM
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also had more hair

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Llaeto7
04/05/22 12:56:01 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
That's just because Anakin was like nine times Yoda's size, Yoda would have way more if he were six foot tall

Blood samples measure concentration, not total quantity you n00b.
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David1988
04/05/22 12:56:08 AM
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Anakin is the perfect example of potential not meaning jack shit

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Llaeto7
04/05/22 12:56:35 AM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
also had more hair

Also had more poonany.
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Punished_Blinx
04/05/22 12:56:42 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
That's just because Anakin was like nine times Yoda's size, Yoda would have way more if he were six foot tall

Size matters not. Look at him. Judge him by his size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For his ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.

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pegusus123456
04/05/22 12:58:54 AM
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Llaeto7 posted...
Blood samples measure concentration, not total quantity you n00b.
Yoda keeps all his midichlorians in his dick, they should have taken the sample from there but the needle wouldn't penetrate that solid steel pickle.

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Smackems
04/05/22 1:01:28 AM
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Sand

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Flauros
04/05/22 1:03:08 AM
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Imagine how anni would have turned out if someone joke smoked padme at the start of Ep 1.

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Llaeto7
04/05/22 1:04:52 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Yoda keeps all his midichlorians in his dick, they should have taken the sample from there but the needle wouldn't penetrate that solid steel pickle.

Like Namekians, whatever Yodas are have no dicks.
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pegusus123456
04/05/22 1:05:58 AM
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Llaeto7 posted...
Like Namekians, whatever Yodas are have no dicks.
I won't hear this slander about Piccolo's piccolo.

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Tom Clark
04/05/22 1:12:38 AM
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Wizard

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jumi
04/05/22 5:38:18 AM
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True, but Yoda had a bigger dick.

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Sczoyd
04/05/22 5:40:19 AM
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The real midichlorian count was the younglings killed along the way

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darkmaian23
04/05/22 6:03:48 AM
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Anakin's raw power with the Force might have mattered if anyone in the Jedi order could be bothered to learn how to do something besides telekinesis with it. A single powerful, dedicated wielder of the Dark Side of the Force conquered the entire galaxy and lots of "powerful" and "wise" Jedi ate lunch with the guy and had no idea he could even use the Force until it was too late, and then he was so strong and skilled he just utterly destroyed them. Think of the good the Jedi could have done if they had truly explored and mastered the Light Side of the Force.

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Ricemills
04/05/22 6:27:15 AM
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Midichlorian is the powerhouse of the Force.

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St0rmFury
04/05/22 7:56:20 AM
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Remember when that Naruto crap was about how hard work trumps genetics/talent?

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Sczoyd
04/05/22 8:00:51 AM
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Seriously though, they should have had Anakin use force lightning and dark side powers to show him turning, and then after he becomes Vader he can't use force lightning anymore because it fries his cybernetic parts.
I mean they talk about how powerful he is but we never see it.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
04/05/22 8:09:15 AM
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darkmaian23 posted...
Anakin's raw power with the Force might have mattered if anyone in the Jedi order could be bothered to learn how to do something besides telekinesis with it. A single powerful, dedicated wielder of the Dark Side of the Force conquered the entire galaxy and lots of "powerful" and "wise" Jedi ate lunch with the guy and had no idea he could even use the Force until it was too late, and then he was so strong and skilled he just utterly destroyed them. Think of the good the Jedi could have done if they had truly explored and mastered the Light Side of the Force.
The jedi order had gotten to be stagnated is why they were so weak and unable to see Palpatines force signature. They were still training to fight the old war and Yoda is to blame for not having the jedi evolve with the times.

ROTS novel goes into this showing how Yoda realizes how the sith had kept changing, evolving, and improving where the jedi were stuck in the past. Palpatine was powerful yes but Yoda failed to try new things to make the order better.

The jedi code was also a regression as before the code was re introduced to being so ridged and strict the jedi were better off.

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Llaeto7
04/05/22 8:22:50 AM
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Sczoyd posted...
Seriously though, they should have had Anakin use force lightning and dark side powers to show him turning, and then after he becomes Vader he can't use force lightning anymore because it fries his cybernetic parts.
I mean they talk about how powerful he is but we never see it.
That's because him being "the chosen one" was a bad retcon/fanfic.
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Ilishe
04/05/22 8:24:30 AM
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David1988 posted...
Anakin is the perfect example of potential not meaning jack shit

Really?

He kills a ton of Jedi, some dark lords, hundreds of soldiers. His very name inspires terror.

And then he saves the day for the good guys by killing the big bad.

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JimRob
04/05/22 8:28:17 AM
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They fly now?

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lilORANG
04/05/22 8:30:37 AM
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Anakin was a wimp

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
04/05/22 8:31:02 AM
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lilORANG posted...
Anakin was a pimp


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Sczoyd
04/05/22 8:36:57 AM
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Llaeto7 posted...
That's because him being "the chosen one" was a bad retcon/fanfic.

For sure, but there was some potential for a good plot there that they didn't explore at all.
I would have actually liked to see them eventually reveal that Anakin wasn't some magical chosen one at all but rather a clone experiment by, say, Darth Plagueis.
And that could have been part of what caused him to lose it and join the dark side.

And it would have tied in great to Disney's plotline... But don't get me started on that shit, such a wasted potential


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LaFlamaBlanca
04/05/22 1:13:33 PM
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Smashingpmkns
04/05/22 1:14:32 PM
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Yoda drinking too much Mtn Dew

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
04/05/22 1:17:27 PM
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Anakin invented spinning.

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itachi15243
04/05/22 1:20:58 PM
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In all seriousness can starwars please finally show off what both full prime Anakin and Luke could do in a real fight at prime?

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au_gold
04/06/22 9:35:55 PM
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Now this is podracing! Darth Vader

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IShall_Run_Amok
04/06/22 9:42:30 PM
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JimRob posted...
They fly now?
They fly now!

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unclekoolaid73
04/06/22 9:48:37 PM
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How much midichlorian did Spock have?

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FurryPhilosifer
04/06/22 9:53:09 PM
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If only we got George Lucas's vision for the sequel trilogy where everyone would shrink down and explore the midichlorian world like a children's educational show.

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jumi
04/06/22 10:40:10 PM
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unclekoolaid73 posted...
How much midichlorian did Spock have?

A million.

FurryPhilosifer posted...
If only we got George Lucas's vision for the sequel trilogy where everyone would shrink down and explore the midichlorian world like a children's educational show.

Ms. Frizzle = light side or dark side?

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Ilishe
04/07/22 2:05:50 PM
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itachi15243 posted...
In all seriousness can starwars please finally show off what both full prime Anakin and Luke could do in a real fight at prime?

We saw Anakin. He lost against Obi Wan.

We also saw Luke. He beat Anakin.

Anakin loses a lot.

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au_gold
04/08/22 4:52:54 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/7/AAZ5w5AADHQT.jpg

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IShall_Run_Amok
04/08/22 8:25:37 AM
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au_gold posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/7/AAZ5w5AADHQT.jpg
I hate this franchise a whole lot.

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au_gold
04/08/22 9:38:39 PM
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The sequels really dropped the ball by not specifying Reys midichlorian count.

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legendarylemur
04/09/22 2:27:03 AM
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Rey's midichlorian count is probably like 50 billion or something. J.J. doesn't give a fuck

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008Zulu
04/09/22 3:23:17 AM
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au_gold posted...
The sequels really dropped the ball by not specifying Reys midichlorian count.
JJ was more focused on not telling people how the bug woman got Luke's old lightsaber from the heart of a gas giant.

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Suikoden420
04/09/22 3:46:28 AM
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Hes too old

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DB_Insider
04/10/22 5:01:38 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I won't hear this slander about Piccolo's piccolo.
The dicks are inert

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pegusus123456
04/10/22 5:02:55 AM
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DB_Insider posted...
The dicks are inert
Their dicks are inert your mom

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lilORANG
04/10/22 5:11:58 PM
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Think of all the midichlorians that were lost when Ani's limbs were sliced off :(

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