Board 8 > If you had to choose a fight to regularly participate in.....

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HaRRicH 07/17/22 7:45:04 PM #1:	If you had to accept one of these scenarios, which do you choose? Fight a chicken every time you got into a car. Fight an orangutan with a sword once a year. If you had to accept one of these scenarios, which do you choose? - Results (90 votes) Fight a chicken every time you got into a car. 53.33% (48 votes) 48 Fight an orangutan with a sword once a year. 46.67% (42 votes) 42 Saw a video posing the question: https://youtube.com/shorts/2ZBKgDzKVAA?feature=share (please love chickens and orangutans in all other scenarios) --- O P E R A T I O N O U S T : Nominate SHEIK! https://i.imgur.com/OpudFxm.jpg <cite>HaRRicH posted [p:966646232] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote> If you had to accept one of these scenarios, which do you choose? Fight a chicken every time you got into a car. Fight an orangutan with a sword once a year. Vote View Results If you had to accept one of these scenarios, which do you choose? - Results (90 votes) Fight a chicken every time you got into a car. 53.33% (48 votes) 48 Fight an orangutan with a sword once a year. 46.67% (42 votes) 42 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '8', topic: '80097756', message: '0', key: 'e64c9110' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } Saw a video posing the question: https://youtube.com/shorts/2ZBKgDzKVAA?feature=share (please love chickens and orangutans in all other scenarios) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NFUN 07/17/22 7:46:43 PM #2:	yeah with a sword i could take an orangutan easy --- Kneel... or you will be knelt <cite>NFUN posted [p:966646254] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>yeah with a sword i could take an orangutan easy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueCrystalTear 07/17/22 7:48:15 PM #3:	This isn't even a contest. One would be several times a week. The other would be once a year, with a weapon I could train myself in. And there's no rule that, if the orangutan takes your sword, you can't flee. --- BlueCrystalTear \| You're living your own life. You're you. #FearTheDeer \| ((FREE HUGS)) <cite>BlueCrystalTear posted [p:966646285] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>This isn't even a contest. One would be several times a week. The other would be once a year, with a weapon I could train myself in. And there's no rule that, if the orangutan takes your sword, you can't flee. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MZero 07/17/22 7:57:55 PM #4:	Do I have the sword or does the orangutan --- MZero, to the extreme https://www.twitch.tv/kabazame <cite>MZero posted [p:966646461] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>Do I have the sword or does the orangutan </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StealThisSheen 07/17/22 8:03:04 PM #5:	Orangutans are like, seven times as strong as a human. Everybody choosing fight an orangutan would either be dead in a year, or, if extremely lucky, in jail until the next fight since they killed an endangered species. --- Seplito Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996 Step FOUR! Get Paid! <cite>StealThisSheen posted [p:966646548] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>Orangutans are like, seven times as strong as a human. Everybody choosing fight an orangutan would either be dead in a year, or, if extremely lucky, in jail until the next fight since they killed an endangered species. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Obellisk 07/17/22 8:05:17 PM #6:	MZero posted... Do I have the sword or does the orangutan this --- (\____/) ( SBell ) <cite>Obellisk posted [p:966646579] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>MZero posted... </cite> <quote>Do I have the sword or does the orangutan</quote> this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KCF0107 07/17/22 8:07:11 PM #7:	I could easily just open a car door and smack or kick a chicken out of it, not that I would want to be doing that constantly. I don't have the heart or stomach to strike, or rather attempt to strike, an orangutan with a sword. That option is even less enticing if it is the orangutan with the sword. --- KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy <cite>KCF0107 posted [p:966646613] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>I could easily just open a car door and smack or kick a chicken out of it, not that I would want to be doing that constantly. I don't have the heart or stomach to strike, or rather attempt to strike, an orangutan with a sword. That option is even less enticing if it is the orangutan with the sword.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mnkboy907 07/17/22 8:09:53 PM #8:	Is it to the death? Can I just wave the sword around and it counts as a win if the orangutan runs away? --- Change is weird. <cite>mnkboy907 posted [p:966646666] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>Is it to the death? Can I just wave the sword around and it counts as a win if the orangutan runs away? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tcaz2 07/17/22 8:12:35 PM #9:	Yeah people are REALLY underestimating how much most primates would completely destroy a human in a fight. It really doesn't matter which of you has a sword. You're dead if you fight the Orangutan. Maybe under literally the best case scenario you last a year or two (you get the sword, you get lucky, able to train specifically to fight Orangutans with a sword for the entirety of the next year), but the power gap is way too vast to consistently overcome. <cite>tcaz2 posted [p:966646714] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>Yeah people are REALLY underestimating how much most primates would completely destroy a human in a fight. It really doesn't matter which of you has a sword. You're dead if you fight the Orangutan. Maybe under literally the best case scenario you last a year or two (you get the sword, you get lucky, able to train specifically to fight Orangutans with a sword for the entirety of the next year), but the power gap is way too vast to consistently overcome. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HaRRicH 07/17/22 8:51:20 PM #10:	Orangutans are being underestimated, yes -- definitely. Also though, I would rather risk that likelihood of death annually than fight a chicken every time I'm in a car. That's twice a grocery trip -- three if you're refilling the tank. Your dates are horrific, can't drop your kids off at school without scaring the kids, and you can't even Uber your way out of it. You probably can't clean your car because of the chicken respawns either. We've all played Zelda -- even if you always survive against the chickens, you don't win. Give me the orangutan, give me liberty, and give me death that will certainly come within ten years and probably more like two because I do not want to fight chickens all my life. --- O P E R A T I O N O U S T : Nominate SHEIK! https://i.imgur.com/OpudFxm.jpg <cite>HaRRicH posted [p:966647440] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>Orangutans are being underestimated, yes -- definitely. Also though, I would rather risk that likelihood of death annually than fight a chicken every time I'm in a car. That's twice a grocery trip -- three if you're refilling the tank. Your dates are horrific, can't drop your kids off at school without scaring the kids, and you can't even Uber your way out of it. You probably can't clean your car because of the chicken respawns either. We've all played Zelda -- even if you always survive against the chickens, you don't win. Give me the orangutan, give me liberty, and give me death that will certainly come within ten years and probably more like two because I do not want to fight chickens all my life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StealThisSheen 07/17/22 8:57:10 PM #11:	HaRRicH posted... Give me the orangutan, give me liberty Well you won't have this because they're endangered so fighting/killing them is a felony. --- Seplito Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996 Step FOUR! Get Paid! <cite>StealThisSheen posted [p:966647557] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>HaRRicH posted... </cite> <quote>Give me the orangutan, give me liberty</quote> Well you won't have this because they're endangered so fighting/killing them is a felony. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StealThisSheen 07/17/22 9:00:38 PM #12:	Also, I'm gonna loophole this shit and point out that it specifically says "car," not truck, van, motorcycle, or any other form of transportation. --- Seplito Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996 Step FOUR! Get Paid! <cite>StealThisSheen posted [p:966647639] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>Also, I'm gonna loophole this shit and point out that it specifically says "car," not truck, van, motorcycle, or any other form of transportation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XIII_rocks 07/17/22 9:32:28 PM #13:	The Orangutan I think I would rather die than be that consistently inconvenienced --- Not to be confused with XIII_minerals. <cite>XIII_rocks posted [p:966648266] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>The Orangutan I think I would rather die than be that consistently inconvenienced </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NFUN 07/17/22 9:32:51 PM #14:	XIII_rocks posted... The Orangutan I think I would rather die than be that consistently inconvenienced oh you are not gonna like getting old --- Kneel... or you will be knelt <cite>NFUN posted [p:966648271] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>XIII_rocks posted... </cite> <quote>The Orangutan I think I would rather die than be that consistently inconvenienced</quote>oh you are not gonna like getting old </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XIII_rocks 07/17/22 9:33:29 PM #15:	I'm already hating it, pal --- Not to be confused with XIII_minerals. <cite>XIII_rocks posted [p:966648281] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>I'm already hating it, pal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paratroopa1 07/17/22 9:35:22 PM #16:	I can take chickens, I spent a couple of weeks tending a chicken coop, just bring good gloves <cite>Paratroopa1 posted [p:966648309] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>I can take chickens, I spent a couple of weeks tending a chicken coop, just bring good gloves </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XIII_rocks 07/17/22 9:41:35 PM #17:	Also yeah two important questions itt 1) Do said animals just magically appear 2) How do I win the fight --- Not to be confused with XIII_minerals. <cite>XIII_rocks posted [p:966648430] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>Also yeah two important questions itt 1) Do said animals just magically appear 2) How do I win the fight </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kenri 07/17/22 9:44:52 PM #18:	Physically, I could beat a chicken. But emotionally? Imagine the toll. --- Congrats to BKSheikah, who knows more about years than anyone else. <cite>Kenri posted [p:966648493] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>Physically, I could beat a chicken. But emotionally? Imagine the toll. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MalcolmMasher 07/17/22 9:46:59 PM #19:	I would rather rearrange my life to minimize automobile usage, and then deal with the remaining chicken encounters, than get killed by an orangutan. 1) Do said animals just magically appear Also, do they -disappear-? Because if the chickens leave actual corpses, that's gross and disgusting, but "learn how to prepare and cook dead chickens" sounds much more appealing than "be disassembled by more muscular primates." --- I don't like this duchy. Now, it's an adventurer. <cite>MalcolmMasher posted [p:966648536] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>I would rather rearrange my life to minimize automobile usage, and then deal with the remaining chicken encounters, than get killed by an orangutan. 1) Do said animals just magically appear Also, do they -disappear-? Because if the chickens leave actual corpses, that's gross and disgusting, but "learn how to prepare and cook dead chickens" sounds much more appealing than "be disassembled by more muscular primates."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChichiriMuyo 07/17/22 10:28:05 PM #20:	Okay, so I picked Orangutan because in my mind I was thinking of Suzane from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, not some "do you even lift, bro?" monster that could pick me up. Bob at one point picks her up and gives her a piggyback ride. Since no one said what kind of orangutan, I'm sticking with a little one like her... and yes I will kick her butt at a sword fight. She doesn't even know how to use one properly. On top of that, why do so many of you assume this is a fight to the death? That wasn't part of the question. No one said you have to kill the chickens or the apes, you blood-thirsty psychopaths :p Furthermore, no one is saying that the orangutan is interested in killing you (the chickens, however...). They're actually pretty empathic creatures who, like most humans, would probably prefer to not kill another creature if it's not necessary. --- "If you ever feel good about yourself, just look on the Internet." - Ryan Reynolds <cite>ChichiriMuyo posted [p:966649294] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>Okay, so I picked Orangutan because in my mind I was thinking of Suzane from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, not some "do you even lift, bro?" monster that could pick me up. Bob at one point picks her up and gives her a piggyback ride. Since no one said what kind of orangutan, I'm sticking with a little one like her... and yes I will kick her butt at a sword fight. She doesn't even know how to use one properly. On top of that, why do so many of you assume this is a fight to the death? That wasn't part of the question. No one said you have to kill the chickens or the apes, you blood-thirsty psychopaths :p Furthermore, no one is saying that the orangutan is interested in killing you (the chickens, however...). They're actually pretty empathic creatures who, like most humans, would probably prefer to not kill another creature if it's not necessary. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jakyl25 07/17/22 10:32:37 PM #21:	Picked chicken, but on second thought you should pick the orangutan and bring a gun --- Thank you, Eddie Guerrero. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRlKR5nU8AA_v_C?format=jpg&name=large <cite>Jakyl25 posted [p:966649374] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>Picked chicken, but on second thought you should pick the orangutan and bring a gun </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dancedreamer 07/17/22 10:33:21 PM #22:	Chicken Public Transportation will do just fine. --- This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes! ~Alexandra <cite>Dancedreamer posted [p:966649390] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>Chicken Public Transportation will do just fine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
redrocket 07/17/22 10:53:53 PM #23:	HaRRicH posted... Orangutans are being underestimated, yes -- definitely. I would turn this around and say that swords are being underestimated, especially if you actually bother to train with it. --- It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest <cite>redrocket posted [p:966649743] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>HaRRicH posted... </cite> <quote>Orangutans are being underestimated, yes -- definitely.</quote> I would turn this around and say that swords are being underestimated, especially if you actually bother to train with it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StealThisSheen 07/17/22 11:06:29 PM #24:	By the time an orangutan is close enough for you to hit it with a sword, if you don't kill it with your first swing you're probably fucked. --- Seplito Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996 Step FOUR! Get Paid! <cite>StealThisSheen posted [p:966649995] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>By the time an orangutan is close enough for you to hit it with a sword, if you don't kill it with your first swing you're probably fucked. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Uglyface2 07/17/22 11:12:34 PM #25:	The chicken. Either one is awful, but at least other people would laugh at my chicken misfortune. <cite>Uglyface2 posted [p:966650142] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>The chicken. Either one is awful, but at least other people would laugh at my chicken misfortune. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
redrocket 07/17/22 11:14:07 PM #26:	StealThisSheen posted... By the time an orangutan is close enough for you to hit it with a sword, if you don't kill it with your first swing you're probably fucked. This is horse poop. Its an animal. Its reaction to getting wounded, mortally or not, it to retreat. The only way I buy otherwise is if its specifically been trained (ie abused) by humans to be a pit fighter, and/or its high as fuck on something like PCP. --- It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest <cite>redrocket posted [p:966650170] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>StealThisSheen posted... </cite> <quote>By the time an orangutan is close enough for you to hit it with a sword, if you don't kill it with your first swing you're probably fucked.</quote> This is horse poop. Its an animal. Its reaction to getting wounded, mortally or not, it to retreat. The only way I buy otherwise is if its specifically been trained (ie abused) by humans to be a pit fighter, and/or its high as fuck on something like PCP. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomNook 07/17/22 11:14:28 PM #27:	Chicken. Free food for life! --- Bells, bells, bells! <cite>TomNook posted [p:966650177] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>Chicken. Free food for life! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KCF0107 07/17/22 11:15:40 PM #28:	redrocket posted... Its reaction to getting wounded, mortally or not, it to retreat. You are missing one half of the fight or flight response. You cannot say with certainty that it would choose flight. --- KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy <cite>KCF0107 posted [p:966650211] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>redrocket posted...</cite> <quote>Its reaction to getting wounded, mortally or not, it to retreat.</quote> You are missing one half of the fight or flight response. You cannot say with certainty that it would choose flight.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tazzyboyishere 07/17/22 11:19:04 PM #29:	Picked orangutan because option 1 would be a life not worth living --- http://i.imgur.com/l7xxLh1.jpg PSN/Steam - RoboQuote ; NNID - TazzyMan <cite>tazzyboyishere posted [p:966650277] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>Picked orangutan because option 1 would be a life not worth living </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
banananor 07/17/22 11:24:24 PM #30:	I think the answer is orangutan and to bring a gun --- You did indeed stab me in the back. However, you are only level one, whilst I am level 50. That means I should remain uninjured. <cite>banananor posted [p:966650363] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>I think the answer is orangutan and to bring a gun </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
redrocket 07/17/22 11:34:18 PM #31:	Like, if the assumption is that the orangutan is berserk and starts the fight immediately charging you with specific intent to kill, sure, fair. But thats not remotely natural, and requires a pretty contrived scenario to get there. --- It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest <cite>redrocket posted [p:966650525] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>Like, if the assumption is that the orangutan is berserk and starts the fight immediately charging you with specific intent to kill, sure, fair. But thats not remotely natural, and requires a pretty contrived scenario to get there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tazzyboyishere 07/17/22 11:36:04 PM #32:	redrocket posted... requires a pretty contrived scenario to get there. An interesting argument given the question at hand --- http://i.imgur.com/l7xxLh1.jpg PSN/Steam - RoboQuote ; NNID - TazzyMan <cite>tazzyboyishere posted [p:966650556] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>redrocket posted... </cite> <quote>requires a pretty contrived scenario to get there.</quote>An interesting argument given the question at hand </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
redrocket 07/17/22 11:41:03 PM #33:	tazzyboyishere posted... An interesting argument given the question at hand The nature of the fight is as vague as can be. It takes a lot of assumptions beyond what weve been given to just say, lol, of course the orangutan wins. --- It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest <cite>redrocket posted [p:966650648] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>tazzyboyishere posted... </cite> <quote>An interesting argument given the question at hand</quote> The nature of the fight is as vague as can be. It takes a lot of assumptions beyond what weve been given to just say, lol, of course the orangutan wins. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AriaOfBolo 07/18/22 12:19:23 AM #34:	redrocket posted... But thats not remotely natural, and requires a pretty contrived scenario to get there. well we can't have contrived scenarios in this topic now can we --- New name, new gender, same great Bolo flavor! Now with no spaces! <cite>AriaOfBolo posted [p:966651249] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>redrocket posted... </cite> <quote>But thats not remotely natural, and requires a pretty contrived scenario to get there.</quote> well we can't have contrived scenarios in this topic now can we </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HaRRicH 07/18/22 12:40:25 AM #35:	In my mind, this isn't asking which animal you prefer to slaughter. By nature of fighting, it is understood there will be combat and self-defense for one's safety from both sides. The orangutan probably isn't posing for cool NFTs while you drag your sword praying for Big Sephiroth Energy. --- O P E R A T I O N O U S T : Nominate SHEIK! https://i.imgur.com/OpudFxm.jpg <cite>HaRRicH posted [p:966651523] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>In my mind, this isn't asking which animal you prefer to slaughter. By nature of fighting, it is understood there will be combat and self-defense for one's safety from both sides. The orangutan probably isn't posing for cool NFTs while you drag your sword praying for Big Sephiroth Energy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HaRRicH 07/18/22 12:45:06 AM #36:	StealThisSheen posted... Well you won't have this because they're endangered so fighting/killing them is a felony. Discovery with show the orangutan signed the contract. Hopefully anyway. Until then, I'll just be glad I'm behind jail-bars and not zoo-bars with the orangutan family seeking vengeance. --- O P E R A T I O N O U S T : Nominate SHEIK! https://i.imgur.com/OpudFxm.jpg <cite>HaRRicH posted [p:966651579] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>StealThisSheen posted... </cite> <quote>Well you won't have this because they're endangered so fighting/killing them is a felony.</quote> Discovery with show the orangutan signed the contract. Hopefully anyway. Until then, I'll just be glad I'm behind jail-bars and not zoo-bars with the orangutan family seeking vengeance. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Murphiroth 07/18/22 12:53:20 AM #37:	People are definitely underestimating just how strong an orangutan is and how much advantage they're gonna have in terms of reach, even if you have a sword. Also swords are pretty heavy and not exactly easy to use. Chickens can still fuck you up though and dealing with that everyday would be awful. But if I avoid cars I'm safe, and there's decent public transport where I live. Think I'd take the chicken deal. <cite>Murphiroth posted [p:966651680] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>People are definitely underestimating just how strong an orangutan is and how much advantage they're gonna have in terms of reach, even if you have a sword. Also swords are pretty heavy and not exactly easy to use. Chickens can still fuck you up though and dealing with that everyday would be awful. But if I avoid cars I'm safe, and there's decent public transport where I live. Think I'd take the chicken deal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Murphiroth 07/18/22 12:54:08 AM #38:	Another one I like: would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 50 duck sized horses? <cite>Murphiroth posted [p:966651693] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>Another one I like: would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 50 duck sized horses? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HaRRicH 07/18/22 1:04:42 AM #39:	Murphiroth posted... Another one I like: would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 50 duck sized horses? I messed with a duck-sized duck once as a kid -- I was trying to pick up one of its ducklings really -- and mama duck still has the bluff on me today. But also I've seen YouTube videos so I'm scared of horse-sized horses. Gah. Gimme the 50 small ones. --- O P E R A T I O N O U S T : Nominate SHEIK! https://i.imgur.com/OpudFxm.jpg <cite>HaRRicH posted [p:966651845] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>Murphiroth posted... </cite> <quote>Another one I like: would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 50 duck sized horses?</quote> I messed with a duck-sized duck once as a kid -- I was trying to pick up one of its ducklings really -- and mama duck still has the bluff on me today. But also I've seen YouTube videos so I'm scared of horse-sized horses. Gah. Gimme the 50 small ones. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StealThisSheen 07/18/22 1:05:15 AM #40:	redrocket posted... Its an animal. Its reaction to getting wounded, mortally or not, it to retreat. Uh you do know this isn't true for a lot of animals right I feel like in your mind you're going to be like "check out my 18 sword style anime ultimate attack!" and the orangutan is gonna go "whoa sick moves bro i surrender" and/or join you in your adventure. --- Seplito Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996 Step FOUR! Get Paid! <cite>StealThisSheen posted [p:966651852] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>redrocket posted... </cite> <quote>Its an animal. Its reaction to getting wounded, mortally or not, it to retreat.</quote> Uh you do know this isn't true for a lot of animals right I feel like in your mind you're going to be like "check out my 18 sword style anime ultimate attack!" and the orangutan is gonna go "whoa sick moves bro i surrender" and/or join you in your adventure. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kevwaffles 07/18/22 1:07:14 AM #41:	Honestly you could probably make a comfortable living off of infinite chickens. It doesn't even say you necessarily have to kill them so if you can break the will of some of the chickens that's eggs as well. --- "One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land." -Toad, SMB3 <cite>kevwaffles posted [p:966651876] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>Honestly you could probably make a comfortable living off of infinite chickens. It doesn't even say you necessarily have to kill them so if you can break the will of some of the chickens that's eggs as well. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
redrocket 07/18/22 1:18:47 AM #42:	HaRRicH posted... In my mind, this isn't asking which animal you prefer to slaughter. By nature of fighting, it is understood there will be combat and self-defense for one's safety from both sides. The orangutan probably isn't posing for cool NFTs while you drag your sword praying for Big Sephiroth Energy. I mean, theres a big difference between the orangutan is actively defending itself and it charges you like a horror movie monster. --- It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest <cite>redrocket posted [p:966652016] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>HaRRicH posted... </cite> <quote>In my mind, this isn't asking which animal you prefer to slaughter. By nature of fighting, it is understood there will be combat and self-defense for one's safety from both sides. The orangutan probably isn't posing for cool NFTs while you drag your sword praying for Big Sephiroth Energy.</quote> I mean, theres a big difference between the orangutan is actively defending itself and it charges you like a horror movie monster. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
azuarc 07/18/22 1:44:33 AM #43:	MZero posted... Do I have the sword or does the orangutan --- Only the exceptions can be exceptional. <cite>azuarc posted [p:966652284] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>MZero posted... </cite> <quote>Do I have the sword or does the orangutan</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChichiriMuyo 07/18/22 1:46:37 AM #44:	I still don't get why this is scary https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/1/AAAvpqAADdxT.jpg --- "If you ever feel good about yourself, just look on the Internet." - Ryan Reynolds <cite>ChichiriMuyo posted [p:966652305] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>I still don't get why this is scary https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/1/AAAvpqAADdxT.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tazzyboyishere 07/18/22 9:02:04 AM #45:	It skipped his life and just killed his career instead. --- http://i.imgur.com/l7xxLh1.jpg PSN/Steam - RoboQuote ; NNID - TazzyMan <cite>tazzyboyishere posted [p:966655857] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>It skipped his life and just killed his career instead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maniac64 07/18/22 9:20:37 AM #46:	redrocket posted... Like, if the assumption is that the orangutan is berserk and starts the fight immediately charging you with specific intent to kill, sure, fair. But thats not remotely natural, and requires a pretty contrived scenario to get there. Unlike a chicken being in every car you try and get into. That's not contrived at all. Also, I read it as the orangutan having the sword and hell no to that. --- "Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris <cite>Maniac64 posted [p:966656152] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>redrocket posted... </cite> <quote>Like, if the assumption is that the orangutan is berserk and starts the fight immediately charging you with specific intent to kill, sure, fair. But thats not remotely natural, and requires a pretty contrived scenario to get there.</quote>Unlike a chicken being in every car you try and get into. That's not contrived at all. Also, I read it as the orangutan having the sword and hell no to that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lopen 07/18/22 9:22:24 AM #47:	Yeah sorry put me on redrocket's team here. They're stronger than humans, monstrous bite, but they're pretty small. I think a reasonably fit person trained in swordplay would take one fairly easily. You have reach advantage, they aren't super fast or very heavy. You don't need to be stronger than one, just strong enough to hold its weight off as its strength is sapped from a sword wound. Keep in mind the 7x stronger than a human is an average human. You can easily reduce that to closer to 2-3x with a year of strength training. Now that being said in your 60s, 70s at a stretch you will lose no doubt. So you're shaving off your later part of your life at minimum. And you will have to train a ton to win. So is it worth it? --- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love! <cite>Lopen posted [p:966656184] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>Yeah sorry put me on redrocket's team here. They're stronger than humans, monstrous bite, but they're pretty small. I think a reasonably fit person trained in swordplay would take one fairly easily. You have reach advantage, they aren't super fast or very heavy. You don't need to be stronger than one, just strong enough to hold its weight off as its strength is sapped from a sword wound. Keep in mind the 7x stronger than a human is an average human. You can easily reduce that to closer to 2-3x with a year of strength training. Now that being said in your 60s, 70s at a stretch you will lose no doubt. So you're shaving off your later part of your life at minimum. And you will have to train a ton to win. So is it worth it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zylothewolf 07/18/22 1:21:41 PM #48:	Are Orangutangs even smart enough to understand what a fight is? Wouldnt any human be able to kill it before it realizes that its in danger? --- Ngamer64: Zylo, you're making less sense every day. Azuarc >Me <cite>Zylothewolf posted [p:966660918] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>Are Orangutangs even smart enough to understand what a fight is? Wouldnt any human be able to kill it before it realizes that its in danger? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
banananor 07/18/22 1:48:20 PM #49:	tbh i'd choose the chickens, and organize a lifestyle where i didn't need cars (close to excellent public transit, or some kind of walking/biking community), and also- when i had to- drive the smallest vehicle that didn't qualify as a car school bus, short bus, RV, big truck, whatever --- You did indeed stab me in the back. However, you are only level one, whilst I am level 50. That means I should remain uninjured. <cite>banananor posted [p:966661474] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>tbh i'd choose the chickens, and organize a lifestyle where i didn't need cars (close to excellent public transit, or some kind of walking/biking community), and also- when i had to- drive the smallest vehicle that didn't qualify as a car school bus, short bus, RV, big truck, whatever </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maniac64 07/18/22 2:44:27 PM #50:	Zylothewolf posted... Are Orangutangs even smart enough to understand what a fight is? Wouldnt any human be able to kill it before it realizes that its in danger? Primates tend to fight each other a lot. --- "Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris <cite>Maniac64 posted [p:966662722] in If you had... [t:80097756]...</cite> <quote>Zylothewolf posted... </cite> <quote>Are Orangutangs even smart enough to understand what a fight is? Wouldnt any human be able to kill it before it realizes that its in danger?</quote>Primates tend to fight each other a lot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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