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Punished_Blinx
06/06/23 5:47:43 PM
#456:


We know there was someone drunk enough to not realise how stupid it was to jump in the water.

Surely someone being drunk enough to not realise how dire things were for the guy in the water is also a likely possibility.

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Payzmaykr
06/06/23 8:23:36 PM
#457:


Pikachuchupika posted...
Overdosing at parties are usually accidents.

This guy is just a dumbass that jumped into shark infested waters AT NIGHT on a dare. Who the heck does that kind of thing?
I honestly cannot answer this question, even as a former alcoholic. The only insight that I can offer is that there are pictures of him on boats in the gulf and a lot of people are like no big deal, I jump in in the gulf all the time. The area that he went into was a shark sanctuary. There are sharks in the Gulf of Mexico, but theyre more spread out.
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candyapplered
06/06/23 10:16:29 PM
#458:


CSCA33 posted...
Obvious troll is obvious.
Irony

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Kradek
06/06/23 10:17:49 PM
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Punished_Blinx posted...
Him being overboard already warrants an "oh shit oh fuck" response. Even if there were no sharks he'd likely die from drowning.

There's drunk idiots and there's some people quickly figuring out how dire it actually is.

I'm not saying what happened to him either way because I don't know. But even if he was killed by sharks I don't think the people on that boat knew. They saw him and then they didn't. People would probably yell shark if they thought they saw one.

Sorry, the timing of everything is just way to concise. Why would people scream and start saying "oh shit, oh fuck" because he's safely swimming towards the buoy, and especially since as soon as we hear that he turns around and starts swimming away from the giant boat with lights he was swimming towards, which was him clearly trying to get out of the water ?

Like I said, people are just trying to find rationalizations other than the most obvious explanation.

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CSCA33
06/06/23 10:32:31 PM
#460:


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Irony
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Punished_Blinx
06/06/23 11:47:16 PM
#461:


Kradek posted...
Sorry, the timing of everything is just way to concise. Why would people scream and start saying "oh shit, oh fuck" because he's safely swimming towards the buoy

Because there's a man overboard and he isn't safe at all until he's back on the boat? Which obviously never happens? There are people in the background panicking over the entire video.

He's also never swimming towards the buoy. It's thrown in after he turns around. When he's going further away from it people are telling him to go grab it.

Kradek posted...
especially since as soon as we hear that he turns around and starts swimming away from the giant boat with lights he was swimming towards, which was him clearly trying to get out of the water ?

We don't know what he's trying to do at any point of this video. He could have turned around looking for a buoy to grab onto or find a way to climb back on the boat. I'm gonna guess there's not some easy platform underneath the people filming this video so why would he try to swim towards there?

We just don't know.

Kradek posted...
Like I said, people are just trying to find rationalizations other than the most obvious explanation.

There's nothing to rationalize. There's no clear evidence if he died from drowning or from sharks in this video. No idea why you're acting like there is. There's certainly no indication that the people on the boat saw sharks. If they did why haven't they said so?

I don't know why people on the internet after all of these years still act like they have all of the information they could possibly need to form a conclusion from a single video. It's weird.

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SHRlKE
06/07/23 4:02:59 AM
#462:


Its weird. People just cant handle being told they are wrong or they are making a rash call and feel the need to go all in because their self esteem it way too closely linked to whether they are seen as right or not on an internet message board.

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chrono625
06/07/23 5:30:43 AM
#463:


Kradek posted...
Sorry, the timing of everything is just way to concise. Why would people scream and start saying "oh shit, oh fuck" because he's safely swimming towards the buoy, and especially since as soon as we hear that he turns around and starts swimming away from the giant boat with lights he was swimming towards, which was him clearly trying to get out of the water ?

Like I said, people are just trying to find rationalizations other than the most obvious explanation.

theres literally nothing obvious in the video other than a teenager made a very dumb decision under the influence of alcohol.

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Fluttershy
06/07/23 7:06:31 AM
#464:


Like I said, people are just trying to find rationalizations other than the most obvious explanation.

yeah, like trying to reinterpret what the people on the boat are saying as 'they noticed a shark but just didn't say 'shark' at all'.

you might also go ahead and categorize all the video editing done in desperation to find support for a theory as the same kind of rationalization. like imagine a flat earther finally getting proof and then blaming the camera. that's you guys.

theres literally nothing obvious in the video other than a teenager made a very dumb decision under the influence of alcohol.

don't forget the heat signatures. lmao. because you can get those off of a cell phone recording.

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Payzmaykr
06/07/23 11:12:05 AM
#465:


Fluttershy posted...
Like I said, people are just trying to find rationalizations other than the most obvious explanation.

yeah, like trying to reinterpret what the people on the boat are saying as 'they noticed a shark but just didn't say 'shark' at all'.

you might also go ahead and categorize all the video editing done in desperation to find support for a theory as the same kind of rationalization. like imagine a flat earther finally getting proof and then blaming the camera. that's you guys.

theres literally nothing obvious in the video other than a teenager made a very dumb decision under the influence of alcohol.

don't forget the heat signatures. lmao. because you can get those off of a cell phone recording.
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Bubble_Gum
06/07/23 12:30:20 PM
#466:


Payzmaykr posted...
Youre literally more obsessed with this case than anyone else
I still can't tell if you are trolling, or if you are someone in their 30s who unironically thinks there is a shark in that video.

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chrono625
06/07/23 1:23:01 PM
#467:


Payzmaykr posted...
Youre literally more obsessed with this case than anyone else

you went out of your way to post some random tweet about heat signatures in an iPhone video as fact it was sharks.

lets just stop.

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Kradek
06/07/23 1:27:07 PM
#468:


chrono625 posted...
theres literally nothing obvious in the video other than a teenager made a very dumb decision under the influence of alcohol.

I'm gonna be just as obstinate about the facts of the situation as people like you by pointing out that that's not even obvious because he was not seen drinking on the film and we only keep repeating that he was under the influence of alcohol because we're told he was.

Video doesn't show him chugging any beer so therefore we can't conclude he was even under the influence.

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chrono625
06/07/23 1:35:34 PM
#469:


Kradek posted...
I'm gonna be just as obstinate about the facts of the situation as people like you by pointing out that that's not even obvious because he was not seen drinking on the film and we only keep repeating that he was under the influence of alcohol because we're told he was.

Video doesn't show him chugging any beer so therefore we can't conclude he was even under the influence.

except testimonials from the other kids on the boat verify alcohol consumption. But they dont say anything about sharks.

so kindly please STFU.

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Kradek
06/07/23 1:37:58 PM
#470:


chrono625 posted...
except testimonials from the other kids on the boat verify alcohol consumption. But they dont say anything about sharks.

so kindly please STFU.

But we don't know how drunk he actually was just based off their testimony. Because everybody has their own levels of drunkness.

Just because nobody is screaming shark doesn't mean that's not why they weren't freaking out. Also the authorities have repeatedly stated how it was shark-infested, and all of the evidence as well as the fact that sharks follow ships are in play.

You're just pissy because similar to Republicans you don't like being treated and addressed the same way you treat and address others. I'm only matching your own obnoxious energy.

People like you have no good explanation for why his brain would just suddenly shit itself and tell him to do a 180 and swim away from the large ship with lights after he was already successfully swimming towards the orange buoy and turned around suddenly after we see the shape and everybody on the boat start freaking out, you're just dismissing the most logical conclusion for why someone would do that because a shark didn't leap out of the water like it was fucking Shark Week.

So you kindly please STFU.

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chrono625
06/07/23 1:44:30 PM
#471:


Kradek posted...
But we don't know how drunk he actually was just based off their testimony. Because everybody has their own levels of drunkness.

Just because nobody is screaming shark doesn't mean that's not why they weren't freaking out. Also the authorities have repeatedly stated how it was shark-infested, and all of the evidence as well as the fact that sharks follow ships are in play.

You're just pissy because similar to Republicans you don't like being treated and addressed the same way you treat and address others. I'm only matching your own obnoxious energy.

People like you have no good explanation for why his brain would just suddenly shit itself and tell him to do a 180 and swim away from the large ship with lights after he was already successfully swimming towards the orange buoy and turned around suddenly after we see the shape and everybody on the boat start freaking out, you're just dismissing the most logical conclusion for why someone would do that because a shark didn't leap out of the water like it was fucking Shark Week.

So you kindly please STFU.

nothing youre saying is logical.

so stfu.

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Fluttershy
06/07/23 1:44:43 PM
#472:


Youre literally more obsessed with this case than anyone else

lol, nah. that goes to you guys so desperate to convince yourselves of it. again, flat earth.

Just because nobody is screaming shark doesn't mean that's not why they weren't freaking out.

okay, and when you assume there's a shark and that they see it even though they don't say anything about it that means you're taking guesses. you got fooled by this and you're trying to rationalize.

People like you have no good explanation for why his brain would just suddenly shit itself and tell him to

jump into the ocean off of a cruise boat? you're picking and choosing the explanations you like. you're biased, and that makes you gullible.

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SHRlKE
06/07/23 2:36:35 PM
#473:


Damn. People take this place way too sersiouly.

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ironman2009
06/07/23 2:37:39 PM
#474:


ironman2009 posted...
I think we can all agree he's been eaten by a shark by now at least.


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DarkChozoGhost
06/07/23 2:49:13 PM
#475:


What is even being argued at this point? It was a tragic and gruesome death regardless

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deoxxys
06/07/23 3:07:02 PM
#476:


I won't argue with anyone but I know it's a shark. I thought the oddly colored video made it obvious there were multiple sharks and it even looks like he's already swimming with one arm.

There's not really any other logical explanation. I've had a lot of experience with alcohol and it doesn't disable your ability to do physical activities. The kid was an athlete and was confident enough to jump in the water for what he thought was going to be a quick swim. He has dozens of witnesses watching him and he just disappears.

Then you have that guy end of last year who jumped out in November waters from an actual cruise ship, didn't remember falling off because he was so drunk and ended up surviving 20 hours until he was rescued.

Anyone who thinks it's not a shark just seems to want to argue for arguing sake. The Caribbean coalition admitted that those waters are infested by bull and tiger sharks which are some of the most aggressive sharks. Bull sharks will eat anything including other bull sharks.

Nothing else is being looked about into his cause of death because the parents don't want him known as the kid who was eaten by sharks and the Caribbean authorities don't want bad press because they get a lot of their money from tourism.

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luigi33
06/07/23 3:18:03 PM
#477:


Imit8m3 posted...
Like, bro is responsible for his friends death!
no

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Dubman017
06/07/23 3:35:36 PM
#478:


It's funny I was just playing Maneater and then read this story.

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Payzmaykr
06/07/23 4:20:47 PM
#479:


The its not a shark! crowd is now openly lobbing insults. Wow. Thats when you know your argument lacks substance. Hell, almost 500 posts and not a single one of them did anything but just simple declare that its not a shark because they said so. Never mind the real professionals who looked at it with advanced technology because they never looked at the footage to start with.

Some posters are 100% incapable of debate, but they are the same users who refuse to watch the proof.
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SHRlKE
06/07/23 4:24:43 PM
#480:


Whats the proof its a shark? Im not saying its not a shark but its an educated guess at best.

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brestugo
06/07/23 4:32:14 PM
#481:


ironman2009 posted...
I think we can all agree he's been eaten by a shark by now at least.

Reasonable people, at least.

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LinkPizza
06/07/23 5:32:50 PM
#482:


brestugo posted...
Reasonable people, at least.

Reasonable would be going with statistics. And statistically speaking, he had a higher chance or drowning than getting eaten by a shark Unless he drowned, and gotten eaten by a shark afterwards Even if he got attacked by a shark, theres a higher chance he drowned or bled out first

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brestugo
06/07/23 5:39:13 PM
#483:


LinkPizza posted...
Reasonable would be going with statistics. And statistically speaking, he had a higher chance or drowning than getting eaten by a shark Unless he drowned, and gotten eaten by a shark afterwards Even if he got attacked by a shark, theres a higher chance he drowned or bled out first

There's no metric for what the video showed. Statistics can't capture everything in a video.

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LinkPizza
06/07/23 5:45:09 PM
#484:


brestugo posted...
There's no metric for what the video showed. Statistics can't capture everything in a video.

They cant. But the video didnt catch much, either We never saw an actually attack that we can clearly tell was an attack. So, Id go with statistics before assumptions from internet sleuths All the video shows is him swimming, and then nothing Some people assume he was dragged underwater. But he also could have just gotten far away enough that the phone couldnt pick him up. I mean, its not like the phone has the best gear for recording. Its a phone

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brestugo
06/07/23 6:21:09 PM
#485:


LinkPizza posted...
They cant. But the video didnt catch much, either We never saw an actually attack that we can clearly tell was an attack. So, Id go with statistics before assumptions from internet sleuths All the video shows is him swimming, and then nothing Some people assume he was dragged underwater. But he also could have just gotten far away enough that the phone couldnt pick him up. I mean, its not like the phone has the best gear for recording. Its a phone

Okidoki.

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Punished_Blinx
06/07/23 6:31:50 PM
#486:


Payzmaykr posted...
Never mind the real professionals who looked at it with advanced technology because they never looked at the footage to start with.

Didn't you dispute this article earlier in the topic that quoted experts?

https://nypost.com/2023/06/05/rescue-pros-explain-how-cameron-robbins-likely-vanished/

By expert you mean the random guy on Twitter who put a heat signature over a mobile video right?

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LinkPizza
06/07/23 7:04:03 PM
#487:


Punished_Blinx posted...
Didn't you dispute this article earlier in the topic that quoted experts?

https://nypost.com/2023/06/05/rescue-pros-explain-how-cameron-robbins-likely-vanished/

By expert you mean the random guy on Twitter who put a heat signature over a mobile video right?

Basically, when it comes to this, they only trust experts that agree with them

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Payzmaykr
06/07/23 7:35:18 PM
#488:


Punished_Blinx posted...
Didn't you dispute this article earlier in the topic that quoted experts?

https://nypost.com/2023/06/05/rescue-pros-explain-how-cameron-robbins-likely-vanished/

By expert you mean the random guy on Twitter who put a heat signature over a mobile video right?
Yeah, I addressed the damage control articles earlier on. You cant blame them because you know that they have seen whats already out there.
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Punished_Blinx
06/07/23 8:16:56 PM
#489:


Payzmaykr posted...
Yeah, I addressed the damage control articles earlier on. You cant blame them because you know that they have seen whats already out there.

The parents paying off experts to give 'damage control' to journalists so they can hide that their son was killed by sharks in that video makes sense to you?

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DrizztLink
06/07/23 8:32:23 PM
#490:


Punished_Blinx posted...
The parents paying off experts to give 'damage control' to journalists so they can hide that their son was killed by sharks in that video makes sense to you?
They'll be attacking the parents in the street shortly over the "lies."

Like Jesus fucking Christ, people.

It's not that goddamn important, you're not a goddamn detective, and you're accomplishing fuck-all.

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candyapplered
06/08/23 12:28:22 AM
#491:


Punished_Blinx posted...
The parents paying off experts to give 'damage control' to journalists so they can hide that their son was killed by sharks in that video makes sense to you?
This goes all the way to the White House!

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Fluttershy
06/08/23 6:49:02 AM
#492:


By expert you mean the random guy on Twitter who put a heat signature over a mobile video right?

hey hey hey. let's not feed into that, tc got duped by him as well.

you can't add heat signatures to video and the video is only going to have them if they're actually trying to pick them up, and that's not what you're getting out of a grainy cell phone recording.

the closest thing to that is color temperature but that's not even it. it's just a weirdly-colored video.

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BurmesePenguin
06/08/23 7:29:16 AM
#493:


I'm doing my part to close this shithole of a topic forever.

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deoxxys
06/08/23 8:18:38 AM
#494:


Six more posts and we're going to need a new topic



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Lvaneede
06/08/23 8:20:00 AM
#495:


Why has this topic gone on for so long?

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Heineken14
06/08/23 8:20:14 AM
#496:


Lvaneede posted...
Why has this topic gone on for so long?


Because sharks keep posting in it!

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greenjeans
06/08/23 8:21:11 AM
#497:


Damn sharks
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Fluttershy
06/08/23 8:21:37 AM
#498:


Why has this topic gone on for so long?

let's say you go your whole life pretending to be a psychic, or a martial artist. someone beats your ass or hands you a spoon you can't bend. do you drop the act, or do you start doing mental gymnastics?

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Kitt
06/08/23 8:22:07 AM
#499:


You guys are weird....

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St0rmFury
06/08/23 8:22:20 AM
#500:


Shark tank.

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