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TopicTrump/Elon allegedly about to send federal workers another trap email
Cacciato
02/22/25 5:56:34 PM
#36
tankboy posted...
I commend USDA for having a clear email retention policy!
I havent deleted an email in over three years so thats probably grounds for termination at this point.

WingsOfGood posted...
for feds I would wonder why they aren't already upset and up in arms?
Because most of my coworkers are fucking idiots that wouldnt know who to vote for if they didnt have (R) next to their name.
TopicTrump/Elon allegedly about to send federal workers another trap email
Cacciato
02/22/25 5:31:42 PM
#29
I just got it too lmao. Here it is:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3f4ea7a7.jpg

heres my bullet points:
  • I was on leave
  • I was on leave
  • I was on leave
  • I was on leave
  • I was on leave
TopicTrump/Elon allegedly about to send federal workers another trap email
Cacciato
02/22/25 5:18:22 PM
#21
theAteam posted...
What if youre on PTO and dont answer the email
I was wondering this because Im literally on leave right now lol
TopicDoes .999999... = 1?
Cacciato
02/22/25 4:48:44 AM
#6
Why do you make so many fucking topics
TopicTrump was just trolling and yell fell for it .
Cacciato
02/21/25 3:16:19 AM
#9
cjsdowg posted...
(edited 2/21/2025 2:32:07 AM)
Kinda odd given the rest of your post.
TopicProbably losing my job on Friday.
Cacciato
02/20/25 2:33:46 PM
#21
DirtBasedSoap posted...
good luck, though. I thought DoD was safer than the rest but im probably getting terminated by Elon and his broccoli hair team despite top-notch permanence reviews in the last 2.5 years Ive worked for them
Im hoping youll be okay, without getting to much job info from you. Im sure youve seen all the horseshit in the news about people being terminated for under performance despite having great reviews. Thats what were worried about in my agency.

adjl posted...
I wouldn't be so sure it's an accident. Destabilizing government services is the goal, as much as the pretense is "reducing waste." Musk and the wannabe oligarchs he represents want government services to fall apart so the private sector can take over and control them in their absence. If they "accidentally" fire everybody that knows how to do some critical service, the agency falling apart after that is just going to be spun into "look how incompetent this agency was, why would we spend tax dollars keeping them afloat when they can't even handle a few layoffs?".

Everything about this is - as has been the GOP's MO since the Reagan days - to erode public faith in government and promote downloading services to the private sector to enrich corporations.
I understand your point. Its just that with some of these firings its one of those things that you assign to incompetency and not to maliciousness. But maybe Im not giving the administration enough credit, but hopefully youll understand why thats a difficult thing to do.
TopicProbably losing my job on Friday.
Cacciato
02/19/25 11:41:09 PM
#11
JoanOfArcade posted...
Couldn't just not smoke weed
Weird thing to say.

Anyway, hope it works out well. From our CE topic Im USDA and who knows whats gonna happen. Especially since these fucking idiots keep accidentally firing people.
TopicWhat is your measured IQ?
Cacciato
02/18/25 2:40:58 AM
#21
Yellow posted...
I aced some parts of it so hard they couldn't measure it, and then flunked the grammar part of it because I didn't know a bunch of dumb words I've never heard in my life
Certainly an interesting take.
TopicDHS employee who voted Republican begs Trump for job back after DOGE firings
Cacciato
02/16/25 9:28:07 PM
#49
UnsteadyOwl posted...
Damn, I hope you're able to keep your job. This has got to be a stressful time for a lot of federal employees right now know you could end up out of work based on Trump and Musk's whims.
appreciate it. Normally Id take solace in the fact that at least I have my VA disability. But Im guessing I just hopped on the slippery slope to poverty at this stage.
TopicDHS employee who voted Republican begs Trump for job back after DOGE firings
Cacciato
02/16/25 8:22:47 PM
#45
kiwimyweewee posted...
To be more specific it's aphis ppq which is under the USDA. They regulate invasive species of plants, animals and disease regulations.

I mean you get what you vote for but if they are gutting aphis we're gonna have a bunch of additional invasive species.
I understand. I work for USDA FSIS. Im hoping we keep our jobs if only because we actually generate revenue to a certain degree. In all likelihood Im fucked, but who knows.

TopicDHS employee who voted Republican begs Trump for job back after DOGE firings
Cacciato
02/16/25 4:29:29 PM
#29
Just to clarify, its a USDA employee and its a woman.
TopicTransgender People No Longer Allowed to Join the Army
Cacciato
02/16/25 12:26:24 AM
#16
I only know one trans person in the military and theyre a commissioned officer and dentist. Now theyre worried about keeping their job, especially after they just got a slot to study at a surgical school.
TopicAny other federal employees here?
Cacciato
02/14/25 1:14:04 AM
#7
USDA. Im worried about our newer hires. Unfortunately with our job the workload cant exactly be spread out because our plants require specific numbers of inspectors. At the rate things are going, Im worried that Ill have a job in the next year.
TopicI can't relate to anyone. I've never been able to relate to anyone.
Cacciato
02/02/25 5:47:41 PM
#2
You doin okay?
TopicAnother day, another plane crash
Cacciato
02/01/25 5:02:29 AM
#9
HelIWithoutSin posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f95c049e.jpg
this never wouldve happened if they were flying a Whitehawk helicopter
TopicTrump admin emails all Air Traffic Controllers: Quit your jobs
Cacciato
01/31/25 6:52:27 PM
#49
nocturnal_traveler posted...
That definitely sounds like a scam. They're trying to get people to take the bait so they can then fill the positions with incompetent buffoons, assuming they even fill it at all.
I know lol. I was thinking how the fuck did you manage to go from sketchy to holy shit who approved this wording. Ive got another 20 years before Ill retire, but its just funny watching them struggle to get people to bite.
TopicTrump admin emails all Air Traffic Controllers: Quit your jobs
Cacciato
01/31/25 6:20:18 PM
#36
nocturnal_traveler posted...
Is any of this real? Or even possible? The last topic regarding government jobs sounded like a legal scam, and this is sounding like more of the same.
I work for the USDA and when I came into work today they had sent a follow up email to the deferred resignation that I can only summarize as: this is completely legit, valid, and lawful and youll definitely get paid.

and then about an hour ago they yelled at us about pronouns in the signature block. Which is funny because they sent it out after close of the usual business day on a Friday.
TopicBird flu outbreak: 3.8 million chickens, turkeys test positive in Miami Valley
Cacciato
01/26/25 3:55:34 PM
#27
rexcrk posted...
How long until this somehow starts infecting people
The first death from it was a few weeks ago.
TopicStock by backs
Cacciato
01/25/25 4:47:59 PM
#4
How did you fuck it up in the title?
TopicThis topic has eggs
Cacciato
01/23/25 4:13:23 PM
#4
Those are some good looking huevos, amigo.
TopicVampireCoyote
Cacciato
01/19/25 7:04:05 PM
#2
It was Mead. And they got banned about two months ago, IIRC.
TopicLook how many gamefaqs users were made violent by violent video games!
Cacciato
01/19/25 5:16:24 PM
#2
Thanks for sharing, big guy.
TopicBill Maher 's new season debut shows he's fully embraced MAGA.
Cacciato
01/19/25 2:52:00 AM
#35
Eat_More_Beef posted...
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

You're so disingenuous it makes my skin fucking crawl.
Lol
Topicin Georgia all poultry events statewide are shut down because of Bird Flu.
Cacciato
01/18/25 5:01:21 PM
#3
I cant wait for the conspiracy theorists to lose their shit on this. I work for the USDA and Ive been waiting for this to finally go haywire for the last year and a half.
TopicHave you ever had to block/ignore someone on Gamefaqs?
Cacciato
01/18/25 1:46:50 PM
#21
GGuirao13 posted...
No.

TopicC/D: The blue ones taste better
Cacciato
01/17/25 4:22:10 PM
#5
Viagra? Sure.
TopicRemove any word from a movie title and replace it with Diddy.
Cacciato
01/15/25 4:54:00 AM
#31
Titanic
TopicIs this the new CE?
Cacciato
01/14/25 2:37:42 PM
#6
No. Its pretty dead except for one or two users continuously making topics.
TopicMovies about business?
Cacciato
01/13/25 6:39:20 PM
#29
if I remember correctly, Martin Call covers the same subject as The Big Short and has a pretty famous cast.
TopicRemove any word from a movie title and replace it with Diddy.
Cacciato
01/13/25 1:03:27 PM
#11
Star Wars
TopicMy ancestry DNA came back (Post your ancestryDNA results too)
Cacciato
01/12/25 7:01:52 PM
#13
pedro45 posted...
They don't even need yours, just a close relative, and not even that close.
If they have any evidence leaning towards you and a relative's dna is close, that can be good enough. It's crazy
Yeah I was just making a joke. At least two of my sisters have done theirs already. I actually want to do mine to see what shit it says, Im just to lazy to do it.
TopicIs Beyonce an artist?
Cacciato
01/12/25 3:23:10 PM
#10
You could ask if 2 plus 2 is 4 and Muscles would fuck it up somehow.
TopicMy ancestry DNA came back (Post your ancestryDNA results too)
Cacciato
01/12/25 2:16:44 PM
#9
I havent done mine yet in case I want to become a serial killer later.
TopicIs hating being surrounded by idiots a valid reason to quit a job?
Cacciato
01/11/25 7:47:58 PM
#2
Im asking PotD to boycott this topic until paragraph breaks are used.
TopicRate the 600 dollar shoes I just bought
Cacciato
01/11/25 4:32:09 AM
#120
angeleyes94 posted...
Is it a reebok or a Nike?
The rhythm of the night?
TopicRemove any word from a video game title and replace it with Diddy.
Cacciato
01/09/25 3:49:05 PM
#3
MICHALECOLE posted...
Diddy Kong Racing
well, I think we can close this topic now.
TopicHow many holes does a straw have?
Cacciato
01/06/25 3:34:56 PM
#31
I wish CE hadnt been closed off.
TopicParents should NOT be kissing their children on the lips.
Cacciato
01/06/25 3:21:08 PM
#3
Please refrain from making additional topics.
TopicWho's drunk
Cacciato
01/01/25 5:54:03 AM
#3
MICHALECOLE posted...
Me

TopicMan Accused of Attacking Reporter, Saying 'This Is Trump's America Now'.
Cacciato
01/01/25 12:50:49 AM
#3
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80909180
TopicFavorite artist lost his fucking mind 2 weeks ago and then removed his content
Cacciato
12/31/24 11:11:50 PM
#11
ItIsSoOver posted...
at least one of whom used to post here.

I wonder if well ever find out what happened to ol Mead
TopicHow many books did you read this year?
Cacciato
12/31/24 9:16:24 PM
#5
If only actually reading it counts, then 12. You can probably triple it if you count audiobooks. I prefer actually reading, but my job lets me listen to audiobooks while working so its just easier to use my time that way.
TopicWhat kind of job can I get that pays $30 an hour?
Cacciato
12/31/24 1:13:20 PM
#107
Stay away from cattle if you have the option.

but the nice thing about our job is that the overtime is paid for by the company and not the government, so its easy for us to get OT. Ill come close to six figures this year and a lot of the people with more time in easily clear it.
TopicWhat kind of job can I get that pays $30 an hour?
Cacciato
12/31/24 1:02:03 PM
#105
With a Bachelors in Biology Im fairly certain you qualify for a CSI job for the USDA, which is what I do. My bachelors is in accounting l, I started off as a Food Inspector and just promoted from there.

I make about $33 an hour as GS 9-1, but Im also far enough north in VA I get the DC locality pay. But the position caps out at over $30 no matter where youre at, at some point.
TopicTIL the British Museum pretty much stole other people's stuff
Cacciato
12/30/24 4:44:45 AM
#17
MICHALECOLE posted...
Dont think what I think
Okay
TopicThink of a vet
Cacciato
12/30/24 12:03:45 AM
#10
Im a veteran that works for a veterinarian. We kill animals
TopicTIL the British Museum pretty much stole other people's stuff
Cacciato
12/29/24 4:01:12 PM
#4
MICHALECOLE posted...
https://youtu.be/eJPLiT1kCSM?si=CqIvUcD7SyAMboAO
This was my first thought too
TopicRate the mental illness of this racist from 1/10.
Cacciato
12/28/24 7:49:07 PM
#24
Damn, I thought Tommy went to Chicago after everything that went down in New York.

Im gonna guess theres no Power fans on this board.
TopicMy girlfriend is perfect except her weight
Cacciato
12/27/24 8:55:46 PM
#17
CE is more active so they bit easier than this board.
TopicMy gf is perfect except her weight
Cacciato
12/27/24 4:19:59 PM
#60
Kazuma_Yagami posted...
when you put it that way in the first sentence i feel like an idiot. i already do for feeling the need to make this topic.

What about also posting it on multiple boards?

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