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TopicSo apparently Ubisoft fucked up the Japanese themes in Assassins Creed?
Guns_of_Verdun
05/21/24 5:47:48 AM
#42
Have these dudes ever played an Ass Creed game before?

They get stuff wrong all the time, they literally had an Italian guy go "It'sa me! Mario!"

They even make fun of the inaccuraces in the game's own lore. The Animus not synching correctly with actual historical events.

Feels like grasping at straws to be mad about this.

Having a punch up with pope Rodrigo Borgia is fine but the seating and lighting is all wrong.

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Topic*ding dong*... "oh shit, it's Trump outside!"
Guns_of_Verdun
05/20/24 8:27:52 AM
#30
Printerscape posted...
GTFO. I guarantee majority of GameFAQ visitors, not just CE, are Americans. In other words, its safe to assume its an American majority here.
Ok...

That doesn't really address my posts

If Trump turns up to some German or Canadian guy's house and states US Federal law, that don't mean shit.

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TopicWhat was up with the wimp in the Ape movie? (*spoilers*)
Guns_of_Verdun
05/20/24 8:26:00 AM
#1
Anaya.

There's that scene where they're like "Come one Anaya, we're gonna go do some cool ape shit." and he's like "Nah I won't go I'm too scared. Imma go back to bed."

And I was expecting him to turn up at a dramatic moment to save the day... But then he turns up in the next scene, like literally 100 seconds later, before anything had even happened going "Actually I am coming lol" and proceeded to do absolutely nothing helpful or relevant for the rest of the film.

That's like a mobile puzzle/card game level plot right there.

For a second I thought he sold them out to Ceaser but no he didn't do that either, Ceaser just knew of their entire plan and was waiting for them by the door because..... I guess he read the script.

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Topic*ding dong*... "oh shit, it's Trump outside!"
Guns_of_Verdun
05/20/24 8:20:59 AM
#27
Printerscape posted...
So this Quora answer says the President and SS can enter anywhere he wants, based on a federal law:
https://www.quora.com/Can-the-Secret-Service-commandeer-my-house-during-a-POTUS-visit

I wonder if that extends to former presidents.
A lot of CE aren't Americans

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TopicAOC and MTG fight in Congress
Guns_of_Verdun
05/19/24 9:12:54 AM
#92
radical_rhino posted...
AOC took the troll bait, hook line and sinker.


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TopicPost the face you make when a FromSoft boss kills you at 1% health
Guns_of_Verdun
05/19/24 9:03:07 AM
#8
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/571a5ef7.jpg

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TopicIf Midgar was real, would the US try to invade it?
Guns_of_Verdun
05/19/24 9:01:33 AM
#4
It would basically be Dubai

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Topicrowling is having a melt down over something
Guns_of_Verdun
05/18/24 7:01:29 AM
#411
darkmaian23 posted...
With British hate speech laws, I'm surprised Rowling can keep posting stuff like this all the time.
The Internet greatly exaggerates hate speech laws to push far right cancel culture narratives

You can say pretty much anything

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TopicChange a movies plot by adding the letter A somewhere in the title
Guns_of_Verdun
05/18/24 6:59:39 AM
#37


Bass posted...
Saving A Private Ryan

We're saving a Private Ryan but not the one you asked for!
That actually happens in the movie

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

This one wins

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TopicColumbo solves his last case (safety spoilers I guess)
Guns_of_Verdun
05/17/24 6:30:26 PM
#34
Yeah I've heard Creek is good.

I know Alan Davies mainly from QI were he plays the butt of the joke largely to play off the fact he's agenius in Creek

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TopicComic nerds, i need your help. (Spoilers)
Guns_of_Verdun
05/17/24 1:45:30 PM
#5
Foppe posted...
Oh that's easy, Mark Millar is a shit writer who aims more for shock value over stuff that makes any sense... you know... 'cause he disregards a character's established history and whatnot 'cause he just figures he can make them so much cooler.
Feels like half the comics in the 90s tbh

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TopicJafar stares at the sultan but with contempt
Guns_of_Verdun
05/17/24 1:35:39 PM
#2
Either he is 7 feet tall or the Sultan is tiny

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TopicGamer beats Kingdom Hearts 2 with dance pad
Guns_of_Verdun
05/17/24 12:56:04 PM
#5
I believe it

I used to beat PS1/PS2 games on a dance pad

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TopicComic nerds, i need your help. (Spoilers)
Guns_of_Verdun
05/17/24 12:54:36 PM
#1
https://youtube.com/shorts/a043ffcM6ho?si=rb9rqSZxIdfczuoV

Why the fuck would Magneto team up with Red Skull?

Isn't that like Hercules teaming up with Hera? Magneto should hate Red Skulls' Red Guts

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TopicOh no, not the Oasis - Wonderwall!
Guns_of_Verdun
05/17/24 7:18:47 AM
#38
I still like this song even if the Internet hates it >_>

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Topic$35,928,080 after taxes but the following people disappear
Guns_of_Verdun
05/17/24 7:14:20 AM
#32
I wouldn't accept money to kill people

Even "bad" people

pinky0926 posted...
I don't want most of these people to disappear, I just want them to completely change how they are right down to their very bones


This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc3GHWIprWU


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TopicSo what is CE's take on Fat Monica?
Guns_of_Verdun
05/17/24 6:50:27 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d2bf3241.jpg

My memory of Friends is hazy but IIRC it was lore that Monica used to be fat with the catchphrase of "Last week I lost 5 pounds!" with frequent jokes about her obesity and eating habits.

I've seen a lot of people complaining about it recently alongside white actors playing other races as uncomfortable dated things from old TV shows but I never watched that much Friends so I'm curious on what other people's takes are.

Was it bad?
Was it funny?
Was it offensive?

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TopicWWE's Carmella spent 60 hours in labor. Broke her back
Guns_of_Verdun
05/17/24 4:15:38 AM
#6
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

For real

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TopicI can't believe it's already been over a month since CEclusion >_>
Guns_of_Verdun
05/16/24 3:23:11 PM
#14
I'm still pretty bummed about it TBH

I know Gamefaqs a dated dying website no one cared about where 26-50 year old men complain about shit that doesn't matter.

But it was our site man, those were our pointless arguments and our group of weirdly obsessive nerds with arrested development.

It's like losing a beloved pet.

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TopicWNBA players pregame attire. One for revenge other to promote league pass
Guns_of_Verdun
05/16/24 3:10:54 PM
#18
BewmHedshot posted...
I think it's funny people care so much about what athletes wear.
Probably because they often dress like they fell out of a low flying plane and landed on Trailer Park washing line

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TopicSummoning Salt - The History of TETRIS WORLD RECORDS!
Guns_of_Verdun
05/16/24 3:09:50 PM
#39
s0nicfan posted...
legitimately felt bad when the video got to the part about Fractal losing out on a world's first he realistically deserved to Scooti. After YEARS of theorycrafting and grinding, he gets to watch as someone who wasn't even on anyone's radar a few weeks prior gets to meet the creator of tetris and go on a media tour while Fractal got... nothing.
I mean this happens a lot in gaming and speed-running.

It's super rare for the guy who made the route to be the best at executing it.

There are entire speedrunners who can't compete on the leaderboards but are super skilled at breaking games for others

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TopicWWE's Carmella spent 60 hours in labor. Broke her back
Guns_of_Verdun
05/16/24 3:08:29 PM
#1
https://www.wrestlinginc.com/1583664/carmella-details-non-wrestling-injury-thats-keeping-wwe-action/

Carmella revealed that she still has aspirations of stepping back in the ring, but needs to tend to her health first after dealing with herniated discs that she suffered during labor.

Carmella went on to explain how she endured 60 hours of labor, and believes the length of time it took to deliver the baby definitely contributed to the injury she sustained. She also described almost having to go through with a c-section, but luckily was able to avoid the process. Carmella didn't provide a timeline of when she could step back inside the ring, but did state that there is a plan for her to eventually return to WWE.


After like 40 minutes I'd be begging for that C-section O_o

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TopicJust saw Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes! SPOILERS
Guns_of_Verdun
05/16/24 8:28:26 AM
#30
St0rmFury posted...
Yea, it was that guy who's name I forgot
I legit thought that was Mark Hamill for a second when he walked on screen

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TopicJust saw Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes! SPOILERS
Guns_of_Verdun
05/16/24 4:06:53 AM
#25
DavidZ2844 posted...
Did they ever explain why the apes with masks (Proximus legion) were going around killing and enslaving apes and humans in the first place? And why Caesar specifically was the inspiration for their jihad?
To build a new Ape society that was powerful and rad and that he was in charge of.

Ceaser needed his Rome.

but yeah it was weak writing to make an otherwise understandable villain into an villain evil for no reason

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TopicJust saw Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes! SPOILERS
Guns_of_Verdun
05/16/24 3:53:57 AM
#22
Scotty_Rogers posted...
Proximus wasn't gonna kill all the apes; he was planning to just kill the remaining intelligent humans with the weapons in the bunker. Some apes would have died in the ensuing war, but Noa could have still taken his family to safety before that happened.

Mae is right to protect her own kind, but Noa isn't part of her kind. He has no reason to forgive her for almost killing his friends and literal mother.
He would have killed Noa. His girlfriend, his mom, his best friend and enslaved the rest of the clan.

He also then would have become a powerful enemy for Mae and the rest of the humans.

She didn't really have a choice. Noa telling her not to do it was an emotional reaction to not wanting to risk his clan.

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TopicJust saw Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes! SPOILERS
Guns_of_Verdun
05/15/24 7:18:37 PM
#17
I kinda felt bad for the villain tbh

Sure he was a jerk (for no real reason too)

But "Hey I want cool shit from that vault so we can build a new society for Apes" is not an evil goal at all. Hence why they had to make him and his heavy needlessly cruel

I don't really get why Noa just gave up on all the knowledge of the vault and was like "Nah we gotta go back to wooden huts and bare hand farming"

Dudes didn't even know what an axe was.

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TopicAda Wong rubber duck
Guns_of_Verdun
05/15/24 1:28:46 PM
#17
CARRRNE_ASADA posted...
Why is there a market for cosplaying ducks? Who buys this stuff?
ITP: A man who posts on gamefaqs.gamespot.com for 20 years pretends he's never met a nerd before.

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TopicAda Wong rubber duck
Guns_of_Verdun
05/15/24 12:59:10 PM
#13
CassandraCroft posted...
Thats nice but this is better

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1ab56de3.jpg
Fitting username

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TopicAda Wong rubber duck
Guns_of_Verdun
05/15/24 10:24:04 AM
#6
MrResetti posted...
What am I supposed to do with it, put it in someone's Jeep?
The same thing you do with a generic rubber duck

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TopicFinished the Mass Effect Trilogy run-through, on to Andromeda.
Guns_of_Verdun
05/15/24 9:12:37 AM
#50
MedeaLysistrata posted...
So basically Amdromeda is the worst game and you're announcing starting with the worst game

Games where the MC's parents die are how NEETs learn
are you high?

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TopicFinished the Mass Effect Trilogy run-through, on to Andromeda.
Guns_of_Verdun
05/15/24 9:11:30 AM
#46
Shepard's mom doesn't die

At least there's no confirmation of it

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TopicAda Wong rubber duck
Guns_of_Verdun
05/15/24 9:10:07 AM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2c9b6735.jpg

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TopicSummoning Salt - The History of TETRIS WORLD RECORDS!
Guns_of_Verdun
05/15/24 3:46:34 AM
#28
-ZIO- posted...
TAS is a talentless endeavor that only requires time and patience to find the optimal route.


lol

How to say you know nothing about how TAS works in one sentence

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TopicSummoning Salt - The History of TETRIS WORLD RECORDS!
Guns_of_Verdun
05/14/24 2:55:02 PM
#18
PissedOffMonk posted...
Would this video be considered his first that wasnt specifically about speedrunning? Ive been following competitive tetris since shutdown and its always been about the score or level.
I guess so.

I feel like a Tetris speedrun would be not pressing any buttons at all

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TopicSummoning Salt - The History of TETRIS WORLD RECORDS!
Guns_of_Verdun
05/14/24 9:24:20 AM
#8
This guy is a master at editing and using music.

I didn't know any of these dudes or care about Tetris World Records

Now i'm 35 minutes in and completely invested XD

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TopicColumbo solves his last case (safety spoilers I guess)
Guns_of_Verdun
05/14/24 5:16:13 AM
#30
saspa posted...
Hah, I chuckled at that one.

Why would Columbo be able to see a shinigami?
I don't think he can, I think he's bluffing.

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TopicMarkquis Nowell plays in the NBA despite being 5'7
Guns_of_Verdun
05/13/24 4:05:15 PM
#1
https://i.imgur.com/Emw5RTD.jpeg

Good for him

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TopicDana White's Viral NYC FedEx Delivery Video Leads To Driver's Firing
Guns_of_Verdun
05/12/24 2:55:52 PM
#45
LonelyStoner posted...
What the fuck

Edit: Just watched the video. She threw the first blow from what the video showed. No idea what he said or did to cause that reaction, but Im betting she was provoked. Doesnt excuse his actions whatsoever, though.
To add more "WTF"ery to this. That video leaked right after White annouced he was starting his Powerslap "sport"

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TopicTrump vows to reverse transgender student protections 'on day one'
Guns_of_Verdun
05/12/24 2:54:30 PM
#114
Kaiser-Mazoku posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxHWtw_GZIk
At least he was cool with Joe lol

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TopicTrump says Biden is 'surrounded by fascists'
Guns_of_Verdun
05/12/24 1:31:49 PM
#16
Dude literally said he would be a dictator if elected

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TopicColumbo solves his last case (safety spoilers I guess)
Guns_of_Verdun
05/12/24 11:54:25 AM
#13
Southernfatman posted...
Seems like many dislike or even hate Columbo Goes To The Guillotine, but I thought it was fine
I think it's mostly that ending sequence that was dumb

Might have worked better if the guy forced Columbo rather than him doing it voluntarily but Columbo isn't that kind of show

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TopicDusty Rhodes mooing for 1 minute
Guns_of_Verdun
05/12/24 11:17:32 AM
#1


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6vvDRwex9M

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TopicColumbo solves his last case (safety spoilers I guess)
Guns_of_Verdun
05/12/24 9:20:10 AM
#11
Southernfatman posted...
Always love that vid.
https://youtube.com/shorts/16CKjELxHhg?si=WVRrohtY6QkNJtxw

I like this one too

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TopicColumbo solves his last case (safety spoilers I guess)
Guns_of_Verdun
05/12/24 9:16:42 AM
#8
https://youtu.be/NnDe2u5M7e8?si=hd_84LvgDudP2EKA

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TopicWoman found living in Michigan grocery store sign for months
Guns_of_Verdun
05/12/24 9:16:03 AM
#34
Holy shit

I was expecting a disgusting squalor

That's actually quite nice

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TopicColumbo solves his last case (safety spoilers I guess)
Guns_of_Verdun
05/12/24 9:09:11 AM
#5
Vicious_Dios posted...
Just one more thing...
See these things... they bother me... can you help clear them up sir and I'll be out of your hair.

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TopicColumbo solves his last case (safety spoilers I guess)
Guns_of_Verdun
05/12/24 8:41:11 AM
#2
Columbo still holds up

Even the episodes were he walked off set and they used a body double are decent

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TopicTrump vows to reverse transgender student protections 'on day one'
Guns_of_Verdun
05/11/24 9:30:26 PM
#3
Fitting since he said thats the day he'll be a dictator

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TopicFlorida Man lived and voted in US for 60 years, discovers he's illegal immigrant
Guns_of_Verdun
05/11/24 8:32:34 AM
#2
Wasn't this an episode of Family Guy?

Peter discovers he's an illegal Mexican immigrant?

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TopicHomer had brown hair, Marge has blue hair
Guns_of_Verdun
05/11/24 3:52:01 AM
#8
Marge dyes her hair.

Maybe she was naturally blond.

That or Rainier Wolfcastle is the true father

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