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TopicMan stabbed by 39 men and women after argument in a store got out of hand.
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 2:42:51 PM
#32
MangaFan462 posted...
I thought they banned knives over there? Lmao

Britain has a major knife crime problem.
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TopicPokemon soulsilver
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 2:40:06 PM
#9
Oh fuck. I forgot Gen 2 had tyranitar. My mother fuckin boy.
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TopicPokemon soulsilver
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 1:11:44 PM
#2
Hmm, which starter should I pick. It's been so long since I played Gen 2
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TopicPopular Youtuber, Metal Jesus Rocks, EXPOSED for a silent form of e-begging
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 1:08:24 PM
#32
Roxborough4Ever posted...
__Cam__ posted...
I find it interesting how MJR has been gaming forever, and even worked in the industry, yet doesn't have much knowledge on a lot of gaming-related things.


its because he is a fake.................

Lol he's not a fake, he's fucking old. Dude is mid 40s.
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TopicReporter finds Gavin McInnes has nazi tattoos, Proudboys threaten his family
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 1:05:00 PM
#156
So funny story. I have a couple of tattoos, that when I got them, were innocuous. However, they've since been co-opted by nazis and those types. Now I'm having to shop around for cover ups to cover them up.
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TopicCome to Montreal, everyone.
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 1:01:43 PM
#10
frozenshock posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
But I'm a baby and live in the desert.

Would love to hit up the Montreal comedy festival sometime too. I have Canadian family.


I'd love to go to the desert but I'm afraid of cactuars.

Never been to the comedy festival though. Just seen it on TV. I don't go out much.

Lol I live in Arizona. Scorpions are honestly the worst thing you'll deal with in residential areas. The cougars and bears and rattlesnakes and shit are outside of populated areas.

I've been stung by a scorpion before, on my toe. Hurt worse than having my nipples pierced did.
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TopicJust saw Bird Box...why don't people like this movie?
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 12:59:39 PM
#39
apocalyptic_4 posted...
My only problem was the ending and no rmajor reveal of the monsters

The monsters effectively look like two different things:
Like angels to the cultist type people, aka the "psychos".
And
Like lovecraftian horrors to everyone else.

The drawings in that one guy's journal are about the closest you'll get to seeing them.
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TopicCome to Montreal, everyone.
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 12:56:13 PM
#5
frozenshock posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Not this time of year, no thanks. You wanna have me in late spring, sure thing.


But the freezing cold is part of the charm

But I'm a baby and live in the desert.

Would love to hit up the Montreal comedy festival sometime too. I have Canadian family.
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TopicWould you ever fuck a fat girl?
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 12:54:58 PM
#26
Ive done it. It can still be fun, but theres some added problems. Chaffing. Lots of chaffing.
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TopicCome to Montreal, everyone.
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 12:53:33 PM
#2
Not this time of year, no thanks. You wanna have me in late spring, sure thing.
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TopicJust saw Bird Box...why don't people like this movie?
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 12:35:04 PM
#32
Alexanaxela posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
the book says they're literally all around you at all times.

ahh see they definitely can't portray that accurately in a movie which just hurts the movie. Cause I mean in the movie, they hide in bushes and crap

still though if that's the case do they still do that dumb thing where they mess with things around you but not actually touch you themselves?

It makes sense if you know biblical stuff. Satan and demons never directly hurt people, they use suggestion to get you to do it yourself, since there's some sort of biblical law shit preventing demons from directly touching humans. That keanau reeves Constantine movie even mentioned it.

It's silly biblical logic, but the bird box makes a hell of a lot more sense if you look at the movie from the perspective that in that world, the Bible and stuff is 100% real.
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TopicRoided out freak stabs up Tinder date, gets tazed to death by police
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 12:05:23 PM
#57
spudger posted...
Lot of scumbags itt

Not surprised

CE has a lot of incel types lol. Not as bad as some places, but still.
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TopicRoided out freak stabs up Tinder date, gets tazed to death by police
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 12:03:42 PM
#55
powerman1426 posted...
EdgeMaster posted...
the girl is a *offensive*

Did you learn a new word today? Couldn't wait to try it out?

Some dudes have such a hate boner for women. It's gross.
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TopicSuikoden V is not on PSN
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 12:02:56 PM
#10
Confession: I liked suikoden tierkreis on ds.
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TopicJust saw Bird Box...why don't people like this movie?
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 12:01:42 PM
#28
Cthulhu_Fhtagn posted...
It was a terrible movie.
-The locked supermarket down the block that somehow wasn't broken into was a way too convenient source of unlimited food, and what made it even more ridiculous was the random employee that worked for the supermarket just so happened to be part of the group and have the only key into the place.

-Why were there caged birds in a grocery store?

-Why did the monsters make no effort to force people to see them but yet do stupid things like rock the car?

-Are the monsters everywhere? As soon as the other pregnant woman gets a view outside the window she immediately sees one.

-Giving birth at the exact same time

-Fucking rowing a boat blindfolded for that long? Yeah no.

-One scene pretty much wipes out the whole group save for the two MCs and the kids and yet we're to believe nothing happened to them again for five years straight?

The movie kinda fudges up the book a bit. The book explains more and stuff. The book is told in three different time periods.

Also, yes, the creatures are everywhere. Globally, everywhere, the book says they're literally all around you at all times.
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TopicRoided out freak stabs up Tinder date, gets tazed to death by police
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 11:56:54 AM
#53
CharlesBronson posted...
What was she doing on Tinder? Cheating on Tyrone?

WTF is this racist shit.
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TopicIt is absolutely wild that people can wake up and be happy and ready to go.
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 11:53:02 AM
#24
I don't wake up in the morning. I work third shift so I wake up at 3pm-4pm. I'll usually smoke, take a shit, a shower, then I'm good to go.
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TopicCollege track star warned police about ex-boyfriend 6 times. Then he killed her
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 11:50:14 AM
#32
Zerocide posted...
Important lesson learned here.

Don't rely on the cops and take matters into your own hands.

I know this is probsbly not 100% serious, but its actually somewhat true.

There is so much red tape and incompetence in the police force that it's actually best to know that you may habe to do just that. Take matters into your own hands.
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TopicJust saw Bird Box...why don't people like this movie?
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 11:43:06 AM
#22
Veggeta X posted...
Everyone is comparing it to A Quiet Place but I'm the only dude in this world comparing it to The Happening.

Nah, the author of the book was worried it'd be compared to it because he wrote it before the happening but it didn't release until after.
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TopicJust saw Bird Box...why don't people like this movie?
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 11:42:15 AM
#21
Alexanaxela posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
I didn't like it cause the monsters didn't make any sense. It's fine if your movie is a metaphor for something else, but not if it comes at the expense of the literal things happening in your movie

They're literally demons. The book the movie is based on is heavily awash in biblical stuff.

Hell, the entire ending of the movie is a metaphor for biblical shit. blind leading the sighted

ok then. I didn't like it cause the demons didn't make any sense. It's fine if your movie is a metaphor for something else, but not if it comes at the expense of the literal things happening in your movie

They make perfect sense in the book.

so the book explains why the demons want people to look at them knowing they'll be driven to commit suicide yet all the demons seem to do their best to hide so no one can see them then pop out of the bushes the second someone opens their eyes? Or how they make you hear familiar voices to try and convince you to look at them without you ever looking at them? Or why the demons can't just break through a glass window and force your eyes open themselves? I mean they can jump all over a car and rock it or pull a bed attached to a wire but won't dare touch you if you're a 5 year old girl alone in the woods wearing a blindfold? Nothing about them made any sense to me

The creatures don't hide. They're near ubiquitous, almost everywhere. They don't exert any real force because they don't have to. Their whole purpose is to bring about the apocalypse, that's it. No need to put in much effort if you can get us to do it ourselves. You guys are trying to find much more profound, logical meaning behind them, when the reality is ultra simplistic.
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TopicJust saw Bird Box...why don't people like this movie?
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 11:35:57 AM
#18
EdgeMaster posted...
AsucaHayashi posted...
has more in common with the happening if you ask me xd.

anyways.

-too long tbh which obviously hurts the pacing
-no real resolution for such a world-ending event
-same goes for the psychos which just seemed like a half-assed attempt at bringing antagonists into the picture
-stupid justification to get rid of characters... it's like they just wanted to get rid of machine gun kelly(along with the semi hot chick) and said "you know, why don't you just take the car and leave our movie for good?"


Lol this.

But yeah seemed like a cheap ass rushed rip off of A Quiet Place. Dgaf if there was a book first.

It was a decent movie but I wouldnt say it was great, nor would I care to watch it again.


So, here's some spoilers:

they're demons. There's no resolution because that's literally the new world. There is no stopping them, they're completely immortal and immune to the anything humans could try. The ending is basically showing that really all anyone can do is coexist with the demons, and the blind have an obvious advantage. It's literally a metaphor for the blind leading the sighted.

The "psychos" aren't really psycho per se. They're people that can see the creatures and not immediately want to kill themselves. Instead they become cultists of sorts. Human agents who try to help the creatures kill people by making them see the creatures. Think of them as the villagers in Resident Evil 4.

The demons also have connection to the afterlife, and show you images of your dead loved ones. They can mimick them too


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TopicJust saw Bird Box...why don't people like this movie?
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 11:30:34 AM
#14
Alexanaxela posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
I didn't like it cause the monsters didn't make any sense. It's fine if your movie is a metaphor for something else, but not if it comes at the expense of the literal things happening in your movie

They're literally demons. The book the movie is based on is heavily awash in biblical stuff.

Hell, the entire ending of the movie is a metaphor for biblical shit. blind leading the sighted

ok then. I didn't like it cause the demons didn't make any sense. It's fine if your movie is a metaphor for something else, but not if it comes at the expense of the literal things happening in your movie

They make perfect sense in the book.
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TopicJust saw Bird Box...why don't people like this movie?
pres_madagascar
12/31/18 11:27:22 AM
#12
Alexanaxela posted...
I didn't like it cause the monsters didn't make any sense. It's fine if your movie is a metaphor for something else, but not if it comes at the expense of the literal things happening in your movie

They're literally demons. The book the movie is based on is heavily awash in biblical stuff.

Hell, the entire ending of the movie is a metaphor for biblical shit. blind leading the sighted
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TopicI can't imagine certain people having sex
pres_madagascar
12/30/18 2:20:30 AM
#13
rikasa posted...
there's some people I can't imagine having sex that I had sex with

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TopicTorchic, Treecko, or Mudkip?
pres_madagascar
12/30/18 2:18:44 AM
#10
Freddie_Mercury posted...
Kineth posted...
Torchic

This though, blaziken is legit
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TopicAm I the only dude who can't figure out how to successfully do doggy style?
pres_madagascar
12/30/18 2:18:08 AM
#9
Nuffinz0rz posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
doggy doesn't work very well for guys with small penises

This legit might be the problem

Yup. To really do doggy well, you need to be at 7 inches.
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TopicPokemon soulsilver
pres_madagascar
12/30/18 2:16:38 AM
#1
TopicSo how is imgtc doing these days
pres_madagascar
12/30/18 2:15:56 AM
#60
TopicBlack 2, Platinum, and Emerald are the three best pokemon games.
pres_madagascar
12/29/18 5:52:30 PM
#34
Soulsilver is cool, but I dunno, I felt Gen 1 and 2 were always weak in the story department. I'm weird.
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TopicBlack 2, Platinum, and Emerald are the three best pokemon games.
pres_madagascar
12/29/18 3:01:52 AM
#11
Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
Pokemon Blacked is really good but but everyone who prefers Pokemon White is right.

Black city>white forest
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TopicBlack 2, Platinum, and Emerald are the three best pokemon games.
pres_madagascar
12/29/18 2:45:32 AM
#5
TopicBlack 2, Platinum, and Emerald are the three best pokemon games.
pres_madagascar
12/29/18 2:42:13 AM
#1
TopicLol Disney leaked that mar-vel is in captain marvel
pres_madagascar
12/29/18 1:27:00 AM
#1
TopicWhat were you doing in the early 2000's?
pres_madagascar
12/28/18 11:01:09 PM
#17
TopicLooks like this movie "Holmes and Watson" is HOT GARBAGE! 0% on RT.
pres_madagascar
12/28/18 10:59:30 PM
#52
Muffinz0rz posted...
Kitt posted...
I like Will Ferrell and John C. Riley but their movies usually suck.

Imagine unironically saying Talladega Nights and Stepbrothers suck

Step brothers is to modern comedies what grandma's boy was to Adam Sandler movies: a rafellal of boy lighting
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TopicIs monster hunter stories any good?
pres_madagascar
12/28/18 6:21:58 PM
#1
TopicSports game devs getting into copyright trouble reproducing athletes' tattoos.
pres_madagascar
12/28/18 11:24:11 AM
#12
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Isnt it fair use? Its not like they are claiming the tatto is their design and tattooing it on ppl.

Tattoos are in a weird place in terms of intellectual property.
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TopicYou get $10 for every full stacked large McDonald's french fries you eat
pres_madagascar
12/28/18 11:20:17 AM
#6
TopicICE Poseidon "The new Howard Stern"?
pres_madagascar
12/28/18 10:53:28 AM
#3
I just mentally imagined poseidon working for ICE to keep illegal Greeks out of Olympus.
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TopicDo you have a landline phone?
pres_madagascar
12/28/18 10:52:34 AM
#4
TopicWhat type of phone do you have?
pres_madagascar
12/28/18 10:52:11 AM
#40
TopicDid they dumb persona 5 down?
pres_madagascar
12/28/18 6:44:30 AM
#24
soulunison2 posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
Part of the ease of difficulty is that it throws money at you. You can basically always buy the latest gear and all items you may need because you're always swimming in cash.


This is something else I noticed

Yep, the ass loads of money they give you kills half the difficulty of the game in and of itself.
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TopicWould you fuck dis fat chick?
pres_madagascar
12/28/18 6:41:39 AM
#9
ssj3vegeta2 posted...
https://imgur.com/PkmkYA5

Her body is 70% boobs, 20% thighs, and 10% everything else.
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TopicIn GoW (2018) why does Kratos refer to himself as a god? *spoilers*
pres_madagascar
12/28/18 6:39:00 AM
#8
He was never actually kicked out of being a god. Once they made him a God, he was one forever.
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TopicBest impractical joker?
pres_madagascar
12/28/18 6:37:53 AM
#1
Which bro is best bro - Results (7 votes)
Joe
57.14% (4 votes)
4
Sal
14.29% (1 vote)
1
Murr
28.57% (2 votes)
2
Q
0% (0 votes)
0
Joe is best imo, he has no shame so he tends to go all in and it's glorious.
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TopicDid they dumb persona 5 down?
pres_madagascar
12/28/18 3:34:08 AM
#18
Part of the ease of difficulty is that it throws money at you. You can basically always buy the latest gear and all items you may need because you're always swimming in cash.
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TopicJontron plays Newgrounds games with some guys, very Game Grumps-esque
pres_madagascar
12/28/18 12:48:19 AM
#10
TopicGuys is Red Dead 2 actually gud
pres_madagascar
12/28/18 12:33:36 AM
#11
AsucaHayashi posted...
it's the gta4 of the current gen.

This is actually a great analogy.

Not for everyone.
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TopicGuys is Red Dead 2 actually gud
pres_madagascar
12/28/18 12:30:13 AM
#8
I actually loved the gameplay, I liked just living in the world.
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