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Oh shit, I just got audited by the IRS. They say I owe them $8,194.
IdiotMachine5104/21 4:34pm
Does James Cameron know we're humans and not navis?
IdiotMachine404/12 7:56pm
Last Week Tonight- HOAs. Warning: Hot Take ITT.
IdiotMachine1504/10 9:16pm
Do you iron your bed linens?
IdiotMachine504/09 9:46pm
How is Skyrim and GTA5 still a thing?
IdiotMachine504/09 7:27am
Remember all those people saying Twitter will break over a weekend?
IdiotMachine1204/08 8:51am
Are you above or below the average net worth?
IdiotMachine1504/01 9:27pm
Would you fill up the gas tank when you return a friend's car?
IdiotMachine1304/01 9:50am
Stray dog running around neighborhood; call animal control?
IdiotMachine2603/30 9:27pm
Damn, Android phones suck at retaining value, eh? [Pixel 7 for $289]
IdiotMachine2003/27 10:20pm
It feels so weird having sex with my wife and her parents...
IdiotMachine2703/22 8:04am
ITT: Post a selfie.
IdiotMachine3203/20 8:26pm
Are you a Coke or Pepsi person?
IdiotMachine1303/19 10:12am
Chris Rock's latest special is so meh.
IdiotMachine203/18 7:24pm
Who would ever buy a Pixel phone? lol what a fail
IdiotMachine4403/18 2:21pm
$526 for a dentist visit.
IdiotMachine1203/15 2:35pm
Cunk on Earth isn't that good.
IdiotMachine1303/15 10:21am
I legit might stop using Google. Bing with ChatGPT is amazing.
IdiotMachine1203/08 2:39pm
I'm out of the loop: wtf is DeSantis doing with Disney and why?
IdiotMachine603/06 4:01pm
When stocks crash, how do companies remain in business?
IdiotMachine402/25 4:13pm
I opened my neighbor's package and now he's pissed off at me.
IdiotMachine1102/23 9:07pm
Should government provide basic free housing for all?
IdiotMachine802/14 9:53pm
Why do people like working from home so much?
IdiotMachine2302/12 7:13pm
Why is Canada and UK national healthcare crumbling?
IdiotMachine4202/12 12:20am
Do you have a personalized license plate?
IdiotMachine1302/11 4:02pm
Is it racist if in May, cafeterias sell noodles, sushi, etc.?
IdiotMachine802/11 10:20am
Puss in Boots 2 was actually really good.
IdiotMachine1602/10 12:14pm
How much to tip coat check in 2023?
IdiotMachine702/05 10:19am
Which Doctor do you respect more: MD or PhD?
IdiotMachine802/04 6:13pm
It's time for your political compass!
IdiotMachine10701/29 10:41pm
Am I heartless if I don't feel bad about Google H-1B Visa emp getting fired?
IdiotMachine1401/28 7:00pm
Conversion therapy apparently isn't a good thing.
IdiotMachine701/28 8:50am
How's Russia doing in this Russian-Ukrainian War?
IdiotMachine4001/25 5:16am
Which hand do you use to wipe your ass after taking a shit?
IdiotMachine501/22 2:28pm
How do waiters get paid?
IdiotMachine101/20 8:00am
Liberals: "Cut the military budget!" Also: "Help Ukraine!"
IdiotMachine2801/19 2:23am
Amazon is so damn slow now. What's going on?
IdiotMachine1301/09 3:05pm
r/AmITheAsshole seems really sexist.
IdiotMachine3001/08 1:24pm
In less than 8 days, I spent ~$1,000 on 12 orders at Amazon.
IdiotMachine1301/08 12:00pm
Im at Great Clips and there's this bald guy getting a hair cut.
IdiotMachine501/06 12:36pm
Whatever happened to Kanye?
IdiotMachine1101/06 11:09am
Who's got the Covid Bivalent vaccine?
IdiotMachine2601/02 9:51pm
How do IT people even take vacations?
IdiotMachine2301/01 4:37pm
I had my first package ever stolen.
IdiotMachine901/01 2:21pm
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