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Sir Cobain
04/23/12 9:14:00 PM
#201:


"He's a former football player-- which isn't a bad thing! Many main eventers were football players!"

let's not forget mike adamle was also a former football player, and in fact had a marginally more successful NFL career than many main eventers

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JaKyL25
04/23/12 9:18:00 PM
#202:


MOAR TAG TEAMS:

40.) Billy & Chuck
39.) Jeri-Show
38.) The Bodydonnas
37.) Powers of Pain
36.) Lay-Cool
35.) Iron Sheik/Nikolai Volkoff
34.) MNM
33.) Rated-RKO
32.) Brothers of Destruction
31.) Rock 'n' Sock Connection

That will be GLORIOUS if Lay-Cool end up as the highest-rated team that never won the titles.

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Lopen
04/23/12 9:20:00 PM
#203:


What a terrible Raw

And I can't believe the CM Drunk segment was actually liked by some of you. It was terrible. Punk wasn't convincing, not that him being convincing would help because the only thing worse than that segment being a joke would be it being real. Also it wasn't funny.

Also he botched reciting the alphabet backwards.

Speaking of botches they reshowed the Brock promo and I'm pretty sure he did not in fact contradict himself-- which is what I thought last week. Course maybe they just edited it, I guess, but it sounded exactly how I remembered it so.. <_<

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04/23/12 9:21:00 PM
#204:


wow brock is TERRIBLE on the mic

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edwardsdv
04/23/12 9:21:00 PM
#205:


40.) Billy & Chuck

it begins!

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Rad Link 5
04/23/12 9:22:00 PM
#206:


From: edwardsdv | #189
Why does it not surprise me that you liked the unnecessarily protracted CM Drunk segments.


Why does it not surprise me that you didn't like them?

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JaKyL25
04/23/12 9:22:00 PM
#207:


From: Lopen | #203
And I can't believe the CM Drunk segment was actually liked by some of you. It was terrible. Punk wasn't convincing, not that him being convincing would help because the only thing worse than that segment being a joke would be it being real. Also it wasn't funny.


I can buy the argument that it went too long, but come on, CM Punk pretending to be pretending to be drunk was hilarious.

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Lopen
04/23/12 9:26:00 PM
#208:


It went on way too long and while it was kinda funny backstage when he had short bursts of it when he got to the ring I had way too much trouble suspending disbelief for it to be any good.

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JaKyL25
04/23/12 9:28:00 PM
#209:


I admit, I did watch that segment in a detached way, basically taking it as "Let's see what CM Punk in his mind thinks being drunk is like" and I was thoroughly pleased with his commentary on the condition as an outsider.

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04/23/12 9:34:00 PM
#210:


I loved it whenever punk wiped his face with his forearm during that segment like a slob

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PrivateBiscuit1
04/23/12 9:35:00 PM
#211:


rofl edwards and Lopen hating something that is loved by the majority.

Unsurprising.

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JaKyL25
04/23/12 9:46:00 PM
#212:


http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/218-pro-wrestling-wwe/62627815/699236512

This is a fantastic Finlay story

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Lopen
04/23/12 9:48:00 PM
#213:


This topic sucks off Punk, basically, so I'm not really surprised that edwards and I are the only ones that dislike it.

I mean I like Punk plenty but the guy can do wrong.

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ninkendo
04/23/12 9:48:00 PM
#214:


Just got home from RAW

John Cena birthday party after the show was awesome with the entire roster including Vince and HHH

the entire diva roster jumped on him in the middle of the ring

will post videos from my phone tomorrow

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ninkendo
04/23/12 9:51:00 PM
#215:


Got a pretty good shot of Edge too when he came up since he went over to the right side of the stage and was like 30 feet away from me

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edwardsdv
04/23/12 10:04:00 PM
#216:


From: Lopen | #213
This topic sucks off Punk, basically, so I'm not really surprised that edwards and I are the only ones that dislike it.

I mean I like Punk plenty but the guy can do wrong.


yeah exactly. Hes good, but this angle with jericho has been highly flawed and doesnt play to his strengths at all. its all jericho and this isnt the best hes been either.

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edwardsdv
04/23/12 10:05:00 PM
#217:


From: ninkendo | #214
Just got home from RAW

John Cena birthday party after the show was awesome with the entire roster including Vince and HHH

the entire diva roster jumped on him in the middle of the ring

will post videos from my phone tomorrow


Please do.

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ninkendo
04/23/12 10:12:00 PM
#218:


imagine everyone's surprise when the dark main event ended and we all got up and were ready to leave and then suddenly we hear No Chance

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Lopen
04/23/12 10:39:00 PM
#219:


Yeah I think I agree. Punk playing defensive about the straight edge thing seems kinda whiny for whatever reason, to me. Guy can't roll well with Jericho ripping into him I don't think-- especially when Jericho's not really ripping into him very well at all. Punk's a lot better when he's ripping into people as the aggressor which he hasn't for this feud much at all. He's just reactively "getting mad" and that's about it.

Actually you know the feeling I get from this feud?

Piggy James.

Yup. I literally just compared Jericho vs Punk to one of the worst women's feuds ever <_<

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edwardsdv
04/23/12 10:42:00 PM
#220:


My god.

It all makes sense in that context. I love Mickie. I love LayCool. But that sucked! Its the perfect analog.

From: ninkendo | #218
imagine everyone's surprise when the dark main event ended and we all got up and were ready to leave and then suddenly we hear No Chance




Im surprised it wasnt on TV!

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StealThisSheen
04/23/12 10:47:00 PM
#221:


Geez Lopen and edwards get a room already.

"Oh this angle sucks so much"
"I agree WWE is the worst ever"
"Oh god say it again"
"WWE is terrible"
"Say it again"
"This Punk angle sucks"
"YES YES YES"
"I hate that, too"
"Oh you dirty boy you. Just how I like it."



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Lopen
04/23/12 10:50:00 PM
#222:


Well we have to get our own room because everyone else in the topic is in some other room sucking off Punk.

Seriously you guys loved the SES about 2 months longer than you should've too.

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PrivateBiscuit1
04/23/12 10:51:00 PM
#223:


You're right. You know what we should like better than we do. :-/

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04/23/12 10:52:00 PM
#224:


I wished they did more with the SES

I'm a fan of stables that stay around a long time.

KENNY!

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Lopen
04/23/12 10:54:00 PM
#225:


Oh so when Punk tells you how to act it's the best thing ever but when I do it it's condescending.

LOL Wrestling Topic.

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04/23/12 11:01:00 PM
#226:


time for a brand split

Multi-Purpose Brand A Wrestling Topic 187: Sincerely, Ignatius
Multi-Purpose Brand B Wrestling Topic 1: *insert michael cole quote about how terrible things are here*

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WarThaNemesis2
04/23/12 11:03:00 PM
#227:


The Piggy James angle gets too much hate. It was a couple heels being b****** and then getting their comeuppance on PPV where they looked like complete fools.

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04/23/12 11:04:00 PM
#228:


From: PrivateBiscuit1 | #223
You're right. You know what we should like better than we do. :-/


Hmm... Has anyone ever seen Lopen and Vince McMahon in the same place at the same time?

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Lopen
04/23/12 11:24:00 PM
#229:


I don't mind being called Russo but I refuse to be called this other Vince guy.

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KJH
04/23/12 11:26:00 PM
#230:


Personally, I thought the CM Drunk thing went on way too long without much payoff at all either. I was expecting it to lead somewhere, but it did nothing to Jericho psychologically or anything, it may as well have just been "Jericho taunts CM Punk, CM Punk punches him in face" except it had a lot of drawn out filler that didn't influence the end of it at all.

Pretty bad raw. I only really liked Daniel Bryan and Paul Bearer showing up.

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Rad Link 5
04/23/12 11:41:00 PM
#231:


From: Lopen | #213
This topic sucks off Punk


Hell yes I would.

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edwardsdv
04/23/12 11:53:00 PM
#232:


From: Rad Link 5 | #231
Hell yes I would.


I either forgot about your orientation or didnt know,

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Rad Link 5
04/23/12 11:56:00 PM
#233:


You didn't know I'm a Punkosexual?

I can only get off with Fish Fillets.

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04/23/12 11:58:00 PM
#234:


"Hey Colt Cabana, how ya doin'?

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Rad Link 5
04/24/12 12:02:00 AM
#235:


"I'm coming at you from this dark place, Jericho!"

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KommunistKoala
04/24/12 12:16:00 AM
#236:





WWE filmed the birthday singing, I assume for a wwe.com exclusive.

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Rad Link 5
04/24/12 12:26:00 AM
#237:


Kind of funny to think of how the show ended and then see that.

Also funny to see Lord Hentai there in a t-shirt smiling and having a good time. Mark Henry, on the other hand does not seem to want to break character.

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_SecretSquirrel
04/24/12 2:20:00 AM
#238:


From: Rad Link 5 | #237
Lord Hentai


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edwardsdv
04/24/12 2:34:00 AM
#239:


From: StealThisSheen | #221
Geez Lopen and edwards get a room already.

"Oh this angle sucks so much"
"I agree WWE is the worst ever"
"Oh god say it again"
"WWE is terrible"
"Say it again"
"This Punk angle sucks"
"YES YES YES"
"I hate that, too"
"Oh you dirty boy you. Just how I like it."




Sounds like someones jealous of a true bromance.

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voltch
04/24/12 3:32:00 AM
#240:


3 hour RAW
15 minutes of overrun
29 minutes of wrestling


Is this what people enjoy nowadays?

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Rad Link 5
04/24/12 3:49:00 AM
#241:


I understand it's goofy to try and make sense of the Divas division, but I just realized Teddy Long gave the title match to the Bella twin who supported Team Teddy at Wrestlemania.

From: _SecretSquirrel | #238
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We even named one of his moves The Tentacle Assault or something like that!

From: voltch | #240
3 hour RAW
15 minutes of overrun
29 minutes of wrestling


That's ~15% wrestling and ~85% other stuff.

This is a better ratio than usual!

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Lopen
04/24/12 4:15:00 AM
#242:


I'd actually be (mostly) fine with 15% wrestling if it wasn't accompanied by 60% clips.

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XIII_rocks
04/24/12 5:05:00 AM
#243:


Lopen posted...
Well we have to get our own room because everyone else in the topic is in some other room sucking off Punk.

Punk may literally be the best thing since sliced bread though so I don't see your issue.

Best in the world. I absolutely do metaphorically "suck him off" and there's no shame in it because he's objectively outstanding in basically every way.

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Lopen
04/24/12 5:26:00 AM
#244:


I think it's fine to be a huge fan of Punk, guy deserves it. My issue is when you're so into the guy that you're completely unable to see anything he's involved with as anything less than amazing. (unless Triple H is burying him)

Like I certainly have my favorites and will appreciate most anything they do (actually Jericho's one of those people) but I can acknowledge when a storyline is written so poorly that not even Jericho, MVP, Daffney, or whoever can save it.

... well maybe Daffney could. Maybe.

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Rad Link 5
04/24/12 5:31:00 AM
#245:


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This man is supposedly being punished.

Yes; the guy with the growth charts and collector's cups.

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XIII_rocks
04/24/12 5:35:00 AM
#246:


Well I disliked Punk being an OTT douche to Ace between TLC and Rumble.

Feud with Jericho has been solid gold though as far as I'm concerned with the only slipup being "you are technically a bastard" which was kind of lame. It has a proper story to it at least and seems like a vicious blood feud. Contrast this feud with the buildup to Miz/Punk/Del Rio at TLC, the buildup to Cena/Del Rio at Night of Champions, even the buildup to ADR/Punk at Survivor Series. They were basically all "me want title match" buildups. This is refreshing, different, and Jericho is being an unbelievable c*** - which is pretty damn rare in the current heels. A+ heel work afaic.

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Lopen
04/24/12 5:55:00 AM
#247:


I just can't really feel Punk legitimately getting angry about this. When Jericho was insulting his family? Yeah, definitely. But like the whole "you're an alcoholic just admit it" thing he should be laughing it off. Like I wasn't just pulling out some random bad angle when I compared it to Piggy James, they're really similar to me in some ways at this point.

Jericho: You're an alcoholic
Punk: I'm not an alcoholic but NOW I'M MAD

vs

Laycool: You're fat
Mickie: I'm not fat but I'm going to break down into tears and get really angry ANYWAY

Like if there was anything clever about what Jericho was doing I would've been behind it. I was saying when I saw it how much funnier tonight would've been if the script last night went something like:

Jericho: Hey Punk I got you something to help you feel better.
*Punk shows up on the tron*
Punk: Oh, alcohol? Real original Chris.
Jericho: You really are pathetic, aren't you. I got you a card, you idiot. It's clear you can't get it off your mind-- you're completely obsessed with alcohol. Just drink and get it over with!

16 minute segment becomes a 3 minute one that's a lot better.

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Rad Link 5
04/24/12 6:01:00 AM
#248:


It makes people mad when you insist they are something they really really do not want to be.

More on this story as it develops.

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Lopen
04/24/12 6:04:00 AM
#249:


If you're in an elementary school playground maybe, yeah. I'd like to think unless you have a lot of emotional issues people saying you are things that you clearly are not repeatedly with nothing else to back it up it starts to roll off your shoulders eventually unless they give you more than just the same baseless taunt.

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Rad Link 5
04/24/12 6:10:00 AM
#250:


Go up to some thin woman and call her fat. Then keep rolling with it. "No seriously, you are so god damn fat. You're the size of a f***ing cow. Do you ever stop eating? You know, women like you are the problem with society today. I can't believe you think it's acceptable to look like that. And I bet you still get mad when people don't call you attractive. Here's a fruit basket; you could use it." Just really keep going at her.

Then come back and tell me how much that fresh black eye of yours stings.

Also Punk has been known to get pissed at people who assume or insinuate he does drugs in real life, so this isn't far from reality. I still remember that story he posted to his blog once where he got into a confrontation with a police officer for profiling him as a drug user because of his appearance.

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