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03/30/20 6:11:23 PM
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In which the coronavirus is defeated when someone throws it down a mineshaft and it explodes.

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Jakyl25
03/30/20 6:15:45 PM
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v_charon
03/30/20 6:17:32 PM
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Not enough silver solution.
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Ryokles
03/30/20 6:21:14 PM
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Oh great thank god its over

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mnkboy907
03/30/20 6:25:40 PM
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Well damn why didn't he just do that a couple months ago?

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Tom Bombadil
03/30/20 6:26:20 PM
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one of my cookier acquaintances was talking about some turning point for optimism and great accomplishments today

I'm not super tuned in, does anybody know what he's talking about?

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Tom Bombadil
03/30/20 6:27:01 PM
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Ryokles posted...
Oh great thank god its over

only for the US though, the heathens gotta fend for themselves

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Esuriat
03/30/20 6:27:37 PM
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mnkboy907 posted...
Well damn why didn't he just do that a couple months ago?

He needed to farm piety to cast the holy spell

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v_charon
03/30/20 6:27:50 PM
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Tom Bombadil posted...
one of my cookier acquaintances was talking about some turning point for optimism and great accomplishments today

I'm not super tuned in, does anybody know what he's talking about?


Do you work at the White House?
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Ryokles
03/30/20 6:28:19 PM
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hahahahahahahahahaha we are so screwed

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Tom Bombadil
03/30/20 6:29:52 PM
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v_charon posted...
Do you work at the White House?

not to my knowledge but I haven't checked recently

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Strife2
03/30/20 6:36:28 PM
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Tag

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Jakyl25
03/30/20 6:48:00 PM
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Tom Bombadil posted...
one of my cookier acquaintances was talking about some turning point for optimism and great accomplishments today

I'm not super tuned in, does anybody know what he's talking about?


My only guess is that he was still following the Fifteen Days to Slow the Spread guidelines from 16 days ago

Today would have been the day to come out of social distancing and start to move on with our lives

Those goalposts have been moved way back by now though
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SuperNiceDog
03/30/20 6:48:16 PM
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Ryokles posted...

hahahahahahahahahaha we are so screwed

WOW lol. classic. People are bored tho

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Leafeon13N
03/30/20 6:50:17 PM
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People definitely starting to hit the complacency stage at the park i run my dog at. Multiple people ignoring the yellow tape signifying that the exercise equipment and playgrounds are closed.
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charmander6000
03/30/20 6:51:15 PM
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Someone on reddit has been making a graph of total cases and recoveries for my province. So far the numbers look promising, but at the same time it can all go downhill very quickly.

https://i.redd.it/q0ewdk41ivp41.jpg

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Corrik7
03/30/20 7:17:30 PM
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Tom Bombadil
03/30/20 7:43:02 PM
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does anybody know what he's talking about?

update: he liked the virus update today

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Whiskey_Nick
03/30/20 7:51:44 PM
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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Corrik7
03/30/20 7:56:19 PM
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https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/30/health/coronavirus-lower-death-rate/index.html

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LordoftheMorons
03/30/20 7:58:22 PM
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Corrik7 posted...
https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/30/health/coronavirus-lower-death-rate/index.html
Plausible, but this would still be extremely bad if we didn't get it under control.

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v_charon
03/30/20 8:11:47 PM
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Worst day for the state of Georgia yet, I'm pretty sure. But as far as major cities go, I think Atlanta has done a nice job overall so far. Even though the governor of the state refuses to issue a state-wide order to shelter in place (and he apparently is still calling this overblown by the media), many of the metro counties and the city of Atlanta itself are controlled by democrats who have done the right thing in issuing county ordinances.
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Maniac64
03/30/20 8:12:53 PM
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I am very glad I moved out of Rome GA cause it doesnt sound like they are handling it well.

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Wanglicious
03/30/20 8:14:03 PM
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worth noting, i expect that speakeasy to be mafia owned/controlled.
apparently they're out eight figures of betting thanks to the lockdown, their business in construction has dwindled, and their restaurant/bar businesses are dead.

narcotics and speakeasys would be all they'd have left.

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Jakyl25
03/30/20 8:16:36 PM
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Wanglicious posted...
worth noting, i expect that speakeasy to be mafia owned/controlled.


This sentence got transported from 100 years ago to today
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v_charon
03/30/20 8:17:56 PM
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Maniac64 posted...
I am very glad I moved out of Rome GA cause it doesnt sound like they are handling it well.


Albany has done extremely poorly as well, but that's south Georgia and I suspect ye olde GOP in control.
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DrYuya
03/30/20 8:19:45 PM
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Doesnt anyone worry about the virus? If we literally all distance and it has absolutely no new hosts to transfer to, that's possibly it for it...its entire species could be wiped out in weeks.

That's a whole species, gone. Just because we didn't want the sniffles

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Jakyl25
03/30/20 8:23:43 PM
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DrYuya posted...
Doesnt anyone worry about the virus? If we literally all distance and it has absolutely no new hosts to transfer to, that's possibly it for it...its entire species could be wiped out in weeks.

That's a whole species, gone. Just because we didn't want the sniffles


Dont worry, we keep samples of all diseases in some doomsday vault somewhere just in case we ever need to study them because of a new pandemic
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Raka_Putra
03/30/20 8:34:30 PM
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Tom Bombadil posted...
one of my cookier acquaintances was talking about some turning point for optimism and great accomplishments today

I'm not super tuned in, does anybody know what he's talking about?
Is it because of the capricorn moon rising and mercury is no longer in retrograde or some such?

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LadyVyxx
03/30/20 8:57:06 PM
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Ryokles posted...

hahahahahahahahahaha we are so screwed

The hero we need
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Tom Bombadil
03/30/20 8:58:42 PM
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Tom Bombadil posted...
update: he liked the virus update today

update update: the media and the hospitals are inflating the numbers and the hospitals are empty

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SavageInTheBox
03/30/20 9:35:31 PM
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I have it and it essentially feels like my bones are breaking every time I move

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LordoftheMorons
03/30/20 9:45:03 PM
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SavageInTheBox posted...
I have it and it essentially feels like my bones are breaking every time I move
Presumed or confirmed?

Hope you get better.

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Kinglicious
03/30/20 9:46:49 PM
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Jakyl25 posted...
This sentence got transported from 100 years ago to today

Same with the plague! Seems to be every 100 years.

But enjoy that sentence being actually real.
https://nypost.com/2020/03/29/how-coronavirus-cripples-the-new-york-mafia/


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Jakyl25
03/30/20 10:11:41 PM
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They need to be like the gangs in other countries and enforce lockdowns when the government wont
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Corrik7
03/30/20 10:41:13 PM
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SavageInTheBox posted...
I have it and it essentially feels like my bones are breaking every time I move
Hope you recover quickly.

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SuperNiceDog
03/30/20 10:43:54 PM
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SavageInTheBox posted...
I have it and it essentially feels like my bones are breaking every time I move

Drink plenty of water! Sorry man...

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Tom Bombadil
03/30/20 11:20:38 PM
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good luck tim

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RaidenGarai
03/30/20 11:24:48 PM
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SavageInTheBox posted...
I have it and it essentially feels like my bones are breaking every time I move
Shit man, that sucks. Hope you get better soon

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BlAcK TuRtLe
03/31/20 1:12:42 AM
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Tom Bombadil posted...
one of my cookier acquaintances was talking about some turning point for optimism and great accomplishments today

I'm not super tuned in, does anybody know what he's talking about?

Only good news I've heard recently was that it looks like Italy might be on the other side of the peak.

The real tricky part is going to be when things slow down, and countries start lifting restrictions

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CaptainOfCrush
03/31/20 1:39:10 AM
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Two of my married female friends are now texting me outta the blue, so yes people are bored, pent up, and becoming deprived. This is gonna lead to the dissolution of so many relationships (and yes, I know it already has, but like the disease itself this is just the tip of the iceberg).

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Jakyl25
03/31/20 1:46:23 AM
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Are they married to each other? That would be a twist
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SavageInTheBox
03/31/20 2:03:48 AM
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LordoftheMorons posted...
Presumed or confirmed?

Hope you get better.

Confirmed

Thanks

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CaptainOfCrush
03/31/20 2:06:24 AM
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Shit, pulling for you dude.

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Corrik7
03/31/20 5:59:30 AM
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Monday
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1244813987545415680

Tuesday
Spain's Update
-94417 infected (+9222, 10.8% increase, yesterday was 8.1%)
-8189 dead (+849, 11.5% increase, yesterday was 12.4%)
-19259 recovered (+2479, 14.7% increase)

Overall
Germany according to RKI:
Total infected: 62k
Total dead: 583
Average age of dead 80, youngest to die was 28
Total recovered: 16.1k


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03/31/20 6:11:28 AM
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SavageInTheBox posted...
Confirmed

Thanks
Yeah, well wishes from me also. Beat that virus.

Im just fortunate that my entire lifestyle is basically being a video gaming hermit between going to work, and now that my work is shut down for the duration I got noting to do but sit at home...Stir crazy? Nah, Im finally playing some of those massive rpgs I havent had time to do as a boring adult.

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EventualDecline
03/31/20 6:51:33 AM
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Tom Bombadil posted...
one of my cookier acquaintances was talking about some turning point for optimism and great accomplishments today

I'm not super tuned in, does anybody know what he's talking about?

Hes probably talking about chloroquine. Your friend might be cooky, but at least he knew about that. What I found amusing is that multiple people reaponded to you, and no one saw fit to mention that, regardless of what they think about it. Do you people even follow whats going on, at all?

And its kooky, btw.

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Esuriat
03/31/20 12:41:02 PM
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Hope things get better for you, Tim

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v_charon
03/31/20 12:44:39 PM
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EventualDecline posted...


Hes probably talking about chloroquine. Your friend might be cooky, but at least he knew about that. What I found amusing is that multiple people reaponded to you, and no one saw fit to mention that, regardless of what they think about it. Do you people even follow whats going on, at all?

And its kooky, btw.


No one mentioned it probably because any evidence that chloroquine is useful against COVID-19 is inconclusive at best. It's hardly something to get excited about or refer to as a "turning point" at this moment.
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TheRock1525
03/31/20 12:54:17 PM
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Also the title of this topic should have been "Return of the Medi(cine)"

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