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NeonOctopus
09/01/22 11:11:05 AM
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I'm replaying it again and damn, I forgot how much erotic shit in it lol:

-Basically every quest NPC is based on either a real life JAV model or a gravure model (aka a pornstar or a swimsuit model respectively)

-you run around and collect these telephone cards that have pics of said models on them in revealing clothing >_>
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-A couple of sidequests have Kiryu preaching about being a pervert or helping a dominatrix get better at S&M or helping a kid get his hands on a porno mag from a vending machine
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https://youtu.be/5ZlGSEB2bGI?t=660
https://youtu.be/uWDk1MaS2nE?t=519

-you can literally watch videos where chicks are posing, dancing, or jumping around in bikinis (...which Kiryu then deeds to lol)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n09xuQqFCs

-You can go to phone sex clubs and try to hook up with random chicks while Kiryu envisions them in a bikini
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRPFY57VYBE

-You can run a hostess club with a bunch of chicks to help the business grow (fun fact: famous JAV star Ai Uehara is in this mode too >_>)

Oh, and on top of all this, it's actually really fantastic game too

I wonder how much they had to spend to get all these models on board for this >_>

What a great game! This whole series is just fantastic

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SSJ2GrimReaper
09/01/22 11:15:49 AM
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all that and kiryu still isn't getting laid smh

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DipDipDiver
09/01/22 11:16:55 AM
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All of the games are pretty much like that >_>
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NeonOctopus
09/01/22 11:20:54 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
all that and kiryu still isn't getting laid smh
Yep. Canonical virgin. I remember seeing a clip from Yakuza 5 (?) where some chick is disrobes in front of him and wants to bang, and he just picks up the robe and puts it back on her

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DipDipDiver
09/01/22 11:23:29 AM
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Kiryu is surprisingly open about sex stuff for someone who has never got it in
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NeonOctopus
09/01/22 11:23:58 AM
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DipDipDiver posted...
All of the games are pretty much like that >_>
Yeah, I've only played 0,1,2,7. I know in 6, there's sex video chatrooms you can utilize, including 1 with Anri Okita >_>

https://youtu.be/83OxpKwiwa8?t=4030

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NeonOctopus
09/01/22 11:25:38 AM
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One of the games also has you act like a photographer and shoot photos of swimsuit models, but I forget which one.

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ChrisTaka
09/01/22 11:26:20 AM
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I remember googling one of the girls for their card only to find out she was a real person and not just a name they gave to an actress.

Some time later and I find out that all the card girls are real people and you can actually watch their real adult videos lol

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Ruddager
09/01/22 11:26:21 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
One of the games also has you act like a photographer and shoot photos of swimsuit models, but I forget which one.

That's Kiwami 2
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Ricemills
09/01/22 11:28:23 AM
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considering that real life Japanese porns are often run by Yakuza, this shouldn't be surprising.

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NeonOctopus
09/01/22 11:32:08 AM
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There's also Kiryu motorboating a pair of panties after helping his friend catch the guy stealing her panties >_>

https://youtu.be/QvrxiYlmWTQ?t=821

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DipDipDiver
09/01/22 11:33:18 AM
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The Haruka chapter in 5 just made me feel gross at times
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NeonOctopus
09/01/22 11:33:44 AM
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DipDipDiver posted...
The Haruka chapter in 5 just made me feel gross at times
I never played 5. What happens during that?

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NeonOctopus
09/01/22 11:34:07 AM
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ChrisTaka posted...
I remember googling one of the girls for their card only to find out she was a real person and not just a name they gave to an actress.

Some time later and I find out that all the card girls are real people and you can actually watch their real adult videos lol
Hellz yeah!

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NeonOctopus
09/01/22 11:35:58 AM
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Ruddager posted...
That's Kiwami 2
Oh yeah you're right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuALkCM9WZk

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NeonOctopus
09/01/22 11:36:28 AM
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Here's Kiryu casually voice acting for a gay porn game

https://youtu.be/p39jHx85NAE?t=225

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Seaman_Prime
09/01/22 11:38:49 AM
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I love the quest where Kiryu promises to help the kid get the magazine but then realizes what kind of magazine it is, but because he didnt want to be a liar that lets down kids, he still does it lol. Kiryru is best protagonist
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NeonOctopus
09/01/22 11:41:11 AM
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Seaman_Prime posted...
I love the quest where Kiryu promises to help the kid get the magazine but then realizes what kind of magazine it is, but because he didnt want to be a liar that lets down kids, he still does it lol. Kiryru is best protagonist
And at the end, he gives this heartwarming speech about how someday he won't need it, but in the meantime, to cherish it....and also don't hide it under your bed because it's too obvious of a hiding spot.

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NeonOctopus
09/01/22 11:44:44 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/1/AAUsi-AADoGj.jpg
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NeonOctopus
09/01/22 3:09:50 PM
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Moshi moshi

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CyricZ
09/01/22 3:10:46 PM
#23:


Kiryu ecchi sketchy no touchy!

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NeonOctopus
09/01/22 3:12:09 PM
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CyricZ posted...
Kiryu ecchi sketchy no touchy!
She's so adorable lol

Koyuki > Yuki > rest of the K2 hostesses

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ellis123
09/01/22 3:12:35 PM
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CyricZ posted...
Kiryu ecchi sketchy no touchy!
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/8/AAEv3mAADoIi.jpg

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NeonOctopus
09/01/22 3:13:27 PM
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ellis123 posted...
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GlGA

CHAD


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David1988
09/01/22 3:13:59 PM
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Legendary game truly, the side stuff in the Yakuza games always amazed me

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ellis123
09/01/22 3:14:47 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
GlGA

CHAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v45wLri8e0

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DipDipDiver
09/01/22 3:20:20 PM
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The part where Kiryu has to sneak up to the vending machine without anyone seeing him was both annoying (from a gameplay standpoint) and hilarious (from a narrative standpoint)
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NeonOctopus
09/01/22 3:32:32 PM
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ellis123 posted...

How does he do it!? HOW!?

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NeonOctopus
09/02/22 6:25:37 AM
#31:


bump

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NeonOctopus
09/02/22 10:12:27 PM
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I love this game

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/8/AAUsi-AADoag.jpg

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hockeybub89
09/02/22 10:13:30 PM
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It's so fucking cringy and embarrassing, but at least the rest of the game more than makes up for it.

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NeonOctopus
09/02/22 10:48:57 PM
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More like it's so fucking based and fun, and the rest of the game is great too

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/3/AAUsi-AADobN.jpg

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NeonOctopus
09/03/22 5:38:43 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/2/AAUsi-AADofa.jpg

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SpiritSephiroth
09/03/22 5:52:41 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
There's also Kiryu motorboating a pair of panties after helping his friend catch the guy stealing her panties >_>

https://youtu.be/QvrxiYlmWTQ?t=821

"Ecchi! Sketchy! No touchy!" Lmao

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NeonOctopus
09/03/22 8:07:26 AM
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SpiritSephiroth posted...
"Ecchi! Sketchy! No touchy!" Lmao

NeonOctopus posted...


Koyuki > Yuki > rest of the K2 hostesses


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a-c-a-b
09/03/22 1:27:16 PM
#38:


Is Yakuza 0 a stand alone game in terms of story?

I'm almost done Like a Dragon and want to play more. But I have no idea where to go from the series after LaD.

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ellis123
09/03/22 1:36:21 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Is Yakuza 0 a stand alone game in terms of story?

I'm almost done Like a Dragon and want to play more. But I have no idea where to go from the series after LaD.
Sort of, yeah. It is designed to be an excellent starting point so while it has references to the other games it doesn't really require knowing anything from any of the other games. And because it's first in the time line it doesn't really have the ability to spoil anything, just foreshadow future events.

The only other one that you can do as a "first in the series" is K1, but it is hard to really recommend it over 0. As it is a remake of the first game it obviously is completely stand alone, but it also really shows its age story-wise and it has changes that might feel a bit out of place without having played 0 (as they were added/changed to make the original in-line with 0's retcons).

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wanderingshade
09/03/22 1:36:52 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I never played 5. What happens during that?

There's one point where a sketchy talent scout tries to cajole her into doing gravure.

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Kirby_Chao189
09/03/22 1:39:19 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Is Yakuza 0 a stand alone game in terms of story?

I'm almost done Like a Dragon and want to play more. But I have no idea where to go from the series after LaD.

0 is the beginning of the story of the main characters of Yakuza. There are hints to events of future Yakuza games. It's pretty much the game to start the series from, unless you plan on playing the original Yakuza and Yakuza 2, on PS2. 0's events don't get referenced to in 1 through 5, since it wasn't made before those games, but it does in the remakes (Kiwami and Kiwami 2), and in Yakuza 6.

After playing 0, Kiwami and Kiwami 2, starting 3 felt like a chore because you can really feel how dated that game is. But once you get passed through that, 3 is just as great as the others.

I loved playing 0, K1 and K2 and then climbing up to 5, and seeing how much more polished the newer games are.

So yeah, if you play 0 without having played the others, you won't feel lost at all.

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Robot2600
09/03/22 1:51:57 PM
#42:


u guys should play house party

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a-c-a-b
09/03/22 1:55:34 PM
#43:


Thanks for the info. I'm definitely gonna check out Yakuza 0.

Like a Dragon will probably be my favourite game that I've played this year. I'm kicking myself for ignoring this series for as long as I did.

I'm curious to see what gameplay is like in other Yakuza games too. I know LaD is unique in being a turn-based game.

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NeonOctopus
09/03/22 2:03:43 PM
#44:


The other games are basically beat-em-ups

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Southernfatman
09/03/22 2:04:33 PM
#45:


These Yakuza game seem...fun.

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NeonOctopus
09/03/22 2:05:29 PM
#46:


Southernfatman posted...
These Yakuza game seem...fun.
They are very fun. It's a fantastic series. Start on Yakuza 0

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kage_53
09/03/22 2:08:02 PM
#47:


DipDipDiver posted...
Kiryu is surprisingly open about sex stuff for someone who has never got it in

He got some from Kaoru.
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Boombam99
09/03/22 2:13:16 PM
#48:


Those 2 girls on the gravure photo shoot in Kiwami 2 were hot as fuck
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NeonOctopus
09/03/22 3:01:01 PM
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Boombam99 posted...
Those 2 girls on the gravure photo shoot in Kiwami 2 were hot as fuck
Yeah, I wish they did nudes >_>

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NeonOctopus
09/03/22 3:41:49 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper
09/03/22 3:47:18 PM
#51:


gravure shit is boring they need to show ass & titties

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