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andylt
10/10/23 1:57:21 PM
#101:




NFUN posted...
yeah but the line sucks
yet this one dropped first! And I imagine Coalossal will rank far too high

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10/10/23 1:58:11 PM
#102:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/2/AASP7CAAE64Y.png
Would probably go up like 10-20 spaces if this were the default color scheme.

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NFUN
10/10/23 1:58:41 PM
#103:


cum

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Hbthebattle
10/10/23 1:59:31 PM
#104:


-hotdogturtle-- posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/2/AASP7CAAE64Y.png
Would probably go up like 10-20 spaces if this were the default color scheme.
this would make the cum jokes a million times worse

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mnk
10/10/23 2:01:27 PM
#105:


Aww, this is the first bad elim. What a cute blob of cummilk.

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ctesjbuvf
10/10/23 2:02:32 PM
#106:


Regarding Carkol, having a decent idea definitely makes you better than most of the gen.

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skulltrumpets
10/10/23 2:27:05 PM
#107:


The cum jokes are the best thing about Milcery.
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Steiner
10/10/23 2:43:37 PM
#108:


just noticed that right now me and andy have an insanely low compatibility, by far the lowest of anyone. it's hardly possible to be as far apart as me and andy are here

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DireKrow
10/10/23 2:46:07 PM
#109:


Brief-ish comments since I didn't provide any:

Enamorus: All of the genies are among my least favourite pokemon. This takes an already ugly group and makes them even uglier. Therian form doesn't save it.

Blipbug: Boring, and its weird vertically-stretched head makes it look ridiculous/gross. Seriously, it's like they had an okay finished caterpiller archtype and then someone accidentally selected the head and dragged out the vertical scaling handle.

Calyrex: It's grown on me slighty - I hated it when I first saw it - but now I don't mind it too much. But the proportions are still completely wack, definitely. The huge berry head isn't great, the gangly limbs aren't great. Also its fusion gimmick is weird and out of place for Pokemon. But I like the face and I like that it canonically talks.

Arrokuda: Not terrible, just underwhelming and forgettable.

Indeedee: I think it's cute, pleasent, if unadventurous/unremarkable. No problem with it. I will never ever understand b8's irrational hatred for this and Audino, since they're just so inoffensive.

Chewtle: Don't like monobrows. Don't like buck teeth. Its head looks too big. Don't like Pokemon who "look dopey".

Carkol: I spent about ten minutes trying to figure out what I wanted to say but couldn't put my thoughts into words. I'll just say this: I hate this design. I usually hate the designs that look excessively goofy, or are joke/troll designs (for ref, A-Exeggutor is my least fav gen 7 poke, Mega Slowbro is my least fav mega), and there's just no way I can take anything about this design seriously. I don't know where to start.

Milcery: *shrug* It's just there. I honestly forget this exists most of the time. Eyes get lost in the body.

The fact my #96 is still up is uuuugh...
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Steiner
10/10/23 2:52:30 PM
#110:


88. Pincurchin
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/2/AANp2HAAE642.png
Total Score: 2719
Average Rank: 63
Standard Deviation: 26.987
Electric Rank: 9/9

Fully Evolved Rank: 57/60

Rankings:
2 - th3l3fty
8 - Paratroopa1
11 - Brayze_II
15 - Eddv
22 - TexWolf_1729
25 - xenosaga
28 - Raka_Putra
34 - Anagram
35 - Johnbobb
40 - GameBopAdv
42 - andylt
42 - hotdogturtle
53 - Mihark
55 - KommunistKoala
57 - Ermine
59 - skulltrumpets
62 - NFUN
65 - PrinceOfKoopas
66 - hbthebattle
68 - DireKrow
72 - mcflubbin
72 - red13n
74 - changmas
75 - Ashethan
75 - Inviso
76 - PrinceKaro
79 - VeryInsane
82 - Cody11533
83 - ecksgem
83 - XIII_Rocks
85 - mnk
85 - MZero
86 - ScepterOfLove
86 - Xuxon
87 - DragonGargoyle
87 - Luster Soldier
88 - OrangeCrush980
90 - ctesjbuvf
91 - Bane_Of_Despair
93 - Bitto
93 - Steiner
94 - MoogleKupo141
94 - starfox

Comments:
Paratroopa1 (8) - Im the one weird pervert who went out and bought a plushie of pyukumuku so you know Im into this guy
Raka_Putra (28) - Strangely adorable, like an edgy Pyukumuku
Johnbobb (35) - https://imgur.com/mLALGNE
NFUN (62) - Sorry hombre. This ranking's not big enough for two buttfaces
PrinceOfKoopas (65) - It's too prickly for me.
Inviso (75) - Why is this pure-Electric? Come ON already with these slow mono-types.
Bane_Of_Despair (91) - Honestly just pretty boring.


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th3l3fty
10/10/23 3:05:23 PM
#111:


poor sad urchin

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Xuxon
10/10/23 3:11:40 PM
#112:


oh no I'm falling behind on outlier rankings.

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mnk
10/10/23 3:15:42 PM
#113:


I hope Pincurchin gets an evolution some day (preferably one that isn't just a retread of Overqwil). And let it be a Poison type.

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mnk
10/10/23 3:18:47 PM
#114:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/9/AAI16ZAAE65R.png

D:

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andylt
10/10/23 3:21:58 PM
#115:


Steiner posted...
just noticed that right now me and andy have an insanely low compatibility, by far the lowest of anyone. it's hardly possible to be as far apart as me and andy are here
Happy to have a nemesis. I assume your #1 is my #96 :)

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Steiner
10/10/23 3:24:22 PM
#116:


mnk posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/9/AAI16ZAAE65R.png

D:

sorry this wasn't working properly. it's fixed now though.

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Hbthebattle
10/10/23 3:40:55 PM
#117:


Pincurchin at least has Electric Surge to set it apart from everything else

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-hotdogturtle--
10/10/23 3:41:52 PM
#118:


Two of the main Surge Pokemon already voted out in the bottom 10. Curious...

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Hbthebattle
10/10/23 3:42:45 PM
#119:


And G-Weezing isnt in the ranking!

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Steiner
10/10/23 4:20:01 PM
#120:


OK a lot of new stats added to the spreadsheet including enemy and friend counts!

87. Toxel
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/7/AANp2HAAE66f.png
Total Score: 2717
Average Rank: 63
Standard Deviation: 25.689
Electric Rank: 8/9
Poison Rank: 5/5

Not Fully Evolved Rank: 30/35

Rankings:
13 - ecksgem
16 - red13n
19 - xenosaga
21 - DragonGargoyle
22 - OrangeCrush980
25 - XIII_Rocks
31 - PrinceKaro
33 - Steiner
44 - Xuxon
45 - changmas
45 - MoogleKupo141
46 - Bitto
48 - Ermine
49 - ctesjbuvf
50 - Raka_Putra
52 - mnk
53 - Ashethan
54 - NFUN
56 - ScepterOfLove
63 - Anagram
67 - DireKrow
67 - skulltrumpets
69 - hbthebattle
72 - Luster Soldier
76 - hotdogturtle
78 - TexWolf_1729
80 - Eddv
80 - VeryInsane
81 - KommunistKoala
82 - MZero
84 - th3l3fty
86 - andylt
86 - PrinceOfKoopas
87 - Johnbobb
89 - Paratroopa1
91 - GameBopAdv
92 - mcflubbin
93 - Cody11533
93 - Mihark
93 - starfox
94 - Bane_Of_Despair
96 - Brayze_II
96 - Inviso

Comments:
DragonGargoyle (21) - A reminder that your idols were baby once
Raka_Putra (50) - I don't hate it as much as I should
Luster Soldier (72) - First time since Gen 4 that we got a new baby Pokemon. I have generally not cared much for the baby Pokemon, with the exception of Mantyke and Togepi (both very cute Pokemon).
andylt (86) - Why is it a baby? Why did they introduce a new baby so long after the last one?
PrinceOfKoopas (86) - go back to preschool
Johnbobb (87) - https://imgur.com/z2T3Cbs
Paratroopa1 (89) - please for the love of all things that are good in this world stop giving pokemon diapers. Ill kill you
Bane_Of_Despair (94) - This thing is ugly as fuck lol, little ugly baby ass. Thank god its evolution kicks ass. It's like, ALMOST funny how ugly it is but not quite.
Inviso (96) - This one ultimately comes down to be just finding any Pokemon born wearing a diaper to look creepy and offputting.


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Hbthebattle
10/10/23 4:20:49 PM
#121:


i hope that this doesn't mean bad things for Toxtricity lol

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skulltrumpets
10/10/23 4:28:15 PM
#122:


Pincurchin is cute and silly. I like it. Very cuddly looking for something so spiky. I don't have much to say about it. I just like it.

Toxel is mostly fine, but the accentuation of its baby features is not a selling point. No clue why they deicded to add one new baby Pokemon this gen and make it this one, but eh. It's tolerable because Toxtricity is so fucking cool.
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DireKrow
10/10/23 4:30:07 PM
#123:


Pincurchin - Why is this Pokemon an almost direct copy of a Pokemon from the previous gen, but with spikes? Meh. It's ok, but not really my thing, and feels derivative.

Toxel - Hard for me to talk about this in full until Toxtricity drops. I don't like babies much... especially not ones with a weird forehead thing, diapers and a constant blep. But even though I don't like this, I find it hard to justify putting it any lower. It's fine. There's a bunch of other Pokemon this gen which annoy me more than this one.
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Steiner
10/10/23 4:38:14 PM
#125:


DragonGargoyle posted...
And it brings to mind that fact that some Toxtricity are parents, which is neat

sorry but i'm absolutely crying with laughter at this

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skulltrumpets
10/10/23 4:44:31 PM
#126:


Same. I think you singlehandedly made me like Toxel just a bit more.
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ScepterOfLove
10/10/23 4:47:43 PM
#128:


DragonGargoyle (21) - A reminder that your idols were baby once

This also got a laugh out of me
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andylt
10/10/23 4:52:32 PM
#129:


some Pincurchin are parents too, show them some love!

Actually I wonder what is the least parent-like pokemon that can breed

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Hbthebattle
10/10/23 4:55:45 PM
#130:


andylt posted...
Actually I wonder what is the least parent-like pokemon that can breed
cubone
also vullaby

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Bitto
10/10/23 4:59:34 PM
#131:


I thought I was crazy for seeing a diaper on Toxel

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mnk
10/10/23 5:05:23 PM
#132:


I think Solosis is the most unparent Pokemon.

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andylt
10/10/23 5:09:49 PM
#133:


all good shouts. I'd also add Bounsweet to continue the diaper theme.

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ecksgem
10/10/23 5:14:02 PM
#134:


You know, I guess I never really paid all that much attention to Toxel. I just thought it was pretty cute and I liked the line, but kind of wishing I had it lower now.

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STElNER
10/10/23 5:19:29 PM
#135:


Was gonna post another tonight but I got into bed and the laptop is in the other room sorry
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LusterSoldier
10/10/23 6:35:18 PM
#136:


Sheep007 posted...

Wooloo woulda been third but Dubwool is unfortunately a regression to mid-tier.


I think a lot of the lists probably had Wooloo higher than Dubwool as well. I fully expect Dubwool to finish well below Wooloo.

Steiner posted...
89. Milcery

NFUN (31) - cum


Maybe this NFUN write-up was the reason Nick had Milcery so high on his list that didn't count because he posted it as an image. Nick probably thought it resembled cum as well and ranked it high for that reason.

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-hotdogturtle--
10/10/23 6:37:32 PM
#137:


Hmm.

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andylt
10/10/23 6:39:10 PM
#138:


@Whiskey_Nick can you confirm this is the reason you ranked Milcery high??

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NFUN
10/10/23 6:44:03 PM
#139:


yes my writeup is what inspired nick to elevate milcery so high

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Raka_Putra
10/10/23 7:59:51 PM
#140:


Milcery doesn't look that much like cum.

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MoogleKupo141
10/10/23 8:01:03 PM
#141:


but on the scale of cumlike pokemon, it has to be at least top 3

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Steiner
10/11/23 1:13:21 AM
#142:


86. Stonjourner

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Total Score: 2703
Average Rank: 63
Standard Deviation: 23.692
Rock Rank: 5/6

Fully Evolved Rank: 56/60

Rankings:
16 - Anagram
16 - andylt
17 - hbthebattle
19 - Johnbobb
31 - mnk
33 - th3l3fty
36 - hotdogturtle
37 - changmas
37 - Eddv
40 - XIII_Rocks
44 - VeryInsane
46 - Steiner
49 - Brayze_II
51 - Xuxon
54 - Cody11533
54 - TexWolf_1729
60 - KommunistKoala
60 - mcflubbin
61 - starfox
65 - Ashethan
65 - skulltrumpets
70 - DragonGargoyle
71 - PrinceOfKoopas
74 - PrinceKaro
75 - Bitto
76 - Ermine
77 - ctesjbuvf
77 - NFUN
78 - Inviso
78 - Mihark
80 - ecksgem
81 - Raka_Putra
84 - GameBopAdv
84 - Paratroopa1
85 - Bane_Of_Despair
85 - Luster Soldier
86 - xenosaga
89 - ScepterOfLove
90 - MoogleKupo141
92 - DireKrow
92 - red13n
94 - MZero
94 - OrangeCrush980

Comments:
andylt (16) - Exactly the level of stupid that works for me.
Johnbobb (19) - https://imgur.com/B0cdts9
mnk (31) - What a weirdo, but I still like it. I hope it gets an evolution one day that's just like a giant complex monument thingy.
DragonGargoyle (70) - You can be friends with stonehenge. Das dope
PrinceOfKoopas (71) - This thing is so weird.
Inviso (78) - The concept is interesting, but it's super rare for a version exclusive, and I hate that it's a slow mono-type on top of everything else.
Raka_Putra (81) - hwat
Paratroopa1 (84) - in the grand tradition of object-based pokemon, this is definitely one of them
Bane_Of_Despair (85) - This one is a little silly in a funny way, but overall just some rocks.
Luster Soldier (85) - Very bland Stonehenge inspired design for a Pokemon.


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mnk
10/11/23 1:22:04 AM
#143:


That's too bad. I do wish it was Rock/Fairy, though. Would've given it a bigger sense of mystery and whimsy.

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Hbthebattle
10/11/23 2:37:31 AM
#144:


:(

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Anagram
10/11/23 3:58:30 AM
#145:


You monsters.

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XIII_Rocks
10/11/23 6:06:25 AM
#146:


Yeah very low. Shame

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andylt
10/11/23 6:37:34 AM
#147:


Wow, people are not fans of silly happy pokemon with smiley faces huh.

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Espeon
10/11/23 7:19:33 AM
#148:


I just generally hate how many slow mono-types Sword/Shield have.

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Paratroopa1
10/11/23 7:56:01 AM
#149:


I couldn't name the speed value of any of these mons
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LusterSoldier
10/11/23 8:46:33 AM
#150:


I doubt anyone could, unless they're heavily into the competitive side and might somehow know this for a few mons.

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