Board 8 > All Purpose Wrestling Topic 139: A T-Rex Would Kick Ortons Butt

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From: Viktor Vaughn | #011
well daniel bryan is a dragon so he goes to the top of the list immediately

ricky steamboat needs to be up there then as well

and the nexus beat the **** out of the dragon and nearly killed him so

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I still would like to know how drunk Coffee Ninja was last night

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Hey Scotty, I loved your rendition of "Can't Touch This"!



Holy ****, best video ever.

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Maybe Tyler Reks could get a new gimmick and become T-Reks

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From: GTM | #053
I still would like to know how drunk Coffee Ninja was last night

Oh I was pretty gone. Are we really using this as the topic? XD

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Coffee you called out The Rock last night and said you would eat him like a saber tooth tiger and he brought it Via satelite and you still sold it like a champ

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as usual.

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T-Rexes were scavengers, not predators

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Bored enough to do some stat crunching, since Orton and Cena are locked into their rankings for awhile still on the World Title list. Anderson is the only one doing any moving. So here's a list that combines the TNA World Title with the TNA-controlled NWA World Title.

Longest Reigning World Champions in TNA History
1.) Jeff Jarrett: 1,006 days (6 reigns)
2.) A.J. Styles: 407 days (4 reigns)
3.) Kurt Angle: 390 days (3 reigns)
4.) Sting: 327 days (4 reigns)
5.) Christian Cage: 245 days (2 reigns)
6.) Samoa Joe: 182 days
7.) Ron Killings: 119 days (2 reigns)
8.) Rob Van Dam: 113 days
9.) Jeff Hardy: 102 days (2 reigns)
10.) Raven: 88 days
11.) Mick Foley: 63 days
12.) Mr. Anderson: 57 days (2 reigns)
13.) Abyss: 56 days
14.) Ken Shamrock: 49 days
15.) Rhino: 2 days

...TNA does seem to have a bit of a problem pushing homegrown talent to the top, don't they?

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From: Coffee Ninja | #057
Are we really using this as the topic? XD

it's our favoriete


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From: Coffee Ninja | #057
Oh I was pretty gone. Are we really using this as the topic? XD

Why not? I'm quite sure a T-Rex would beat Orton with minimal difficulty.

Also, are we still going to have b8watchesraw for tonight even though it's taped?

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C'mon. I know RAW is taped, but still. Join the damn chat.

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Anyone else seen that DirecTV commercial with a boxer known as "The Truth?"

I wonder if Vince is getting the lawyers ready!

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Senor Jimmy!

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Not sure if the one I'm watching is ahead of everyone elses because there has been no adverts so far buuuuut


WWWYKI!

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That was the best raw segment ever.

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i wonder who is gonna win

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Well, Cena's supposedly hurt as **** and needs time off badly

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I'm on the "Punk wins, and Cena gets fired, a heel...maybe Truth cashes in, and wins.

Then Truth can go on to say Cena owes him one, and that he saved Cenas job

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I'm on the Punk wins and Cena's fired and WM becomes TEAM BRING IT VS STRAIGHT EDGE SOCIETY

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Which odds are worse for Cena, defeating Punk in his home town or overcoming being fired? The latter is bigger but he's already no-sold it once before, so that might even things up a bit.

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If Ryder goes after the tag title, who should his partner be? Primo? Hawkins?
...Drew?

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if you can't take the heat




THEN GET OUTTA MY O-ZONE

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He DID tweet that he got an important call some time ago.

Okay, let's list the Raw people who aren't doing anything at the moment to see who could be Ryder's partner.


Big Show--Why is the thought of Big Show+Ryder so hilarious to me?
Chris Masters--Well, he isn't doing anything else at the moment!
Curt Hawkins--Major Broskis!
David Hart Smith--Yyyyeah, I don't see it.
David Otunga--He's kinda the one with the title right now.
Drew McIntyre-Would be interesting!
Evan Bourne--Uh...does his feud vs Swagger count as something to do?
Goldust--SURPRISE RETURN?
Jack Swagger--Same question as Bourne!
John Morrison--MAKE IT HAPPEN WWE. No, seriously. Imagine the amazing backstage skits with Morrison and Ryder concerning his dad.
JTG-Well, he is free.
Mason Ryan Injured
Michael McGillicutty He is the one Ryder is supposed to be feuding against so...uh no. Unless we are seeing this all wrong and Ryder is supposed to be the new Nexus leader instead of tag team champion.
Primo DZP? Who knows!
Santino Marella-Santino+Ryder would be hilarious.
Skip Sheffield-Injured
Triple H-............HEY WHY NOT?
Tyler Reks-Uh...
Vladimir Kozlov-Nah
Zack Ryder-ZACK RYDER+ZACK RYDER. ULTIMATE TAG TEAM.

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Viktor Vaughn posted...
if you can't take the heat




THEN GET OUTTA MY O-ZONE


That works a lot better than my suggestion

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I love how the tag team champions(no I don't remember their names) just look at each other with a worried expression. RYDER IS COMING FOR YOU.

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Im watching my DVR cause I was with family earlier.

I lol'd at Stanford/Truth

Truth - I JUST SAVED 15% ON CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO!
Stanford - Nice!

aww yeah Ryder.

AND AIR MCMAHON HAS LANDED.

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See, Zack Ryder is taking it slow. He's old-school, he knows he needs to start from the bottom and work his way up. First he appeared backstage. Now he'll spend a month or so appearing on the stage. By the end of the year he'll be having matches.

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Mistake you're making - overlooking the fact that we might not want to be saved.

Like I said in chat, surely they wouldn't do that without some sort of plan.

hey Dolph was just introducing himself for a while

then got suspended

then didnt do much of anything, and finally starting getting used at some point.

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are the zack pack and quack pack affiliated


is donald duck zack's tag team partner

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They are...hyping Ryder. Apparently.

So, Ryder to transform the Nexus into the new Woo Woo Woo order? Or Ryder to just take the tag title? I'M HAPPY EITHER WAY!

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when I read spoilers I honestly thought they were gonna have that happen during a commercial break or something just to appease the audience

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Me too. Either that or just him having a random segment without his music or anything. But they treated it like...he was an actual wwe member!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?

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So this is something I've been thinking about lately that I'm sure is not important but here it is anyway. Skip it if you don't care about my random musings about potential storylines that don't exist.

Punk's big promo was largely about how the company is holding him back from becoming a big star. Now let's see the two most recent big heel turns. R-Truth starts rambling about a conspiracy against him and has some events happen that support the idea he's being treated unfairly (he wasn't given a chance to become #1 contender going into Extreme Rules, he beat Cena but had to earn another title shot even though we know the GM considers "beat Cena" enough to earn it due to what he said about Punk last week). Christian turns heel as a result of the events that have everyone joking about how Teddy Long is the worst GM ever. So basically you have your top two heels and another in the top five all seeming to have a legit claim about being held down by the WWE. Am I the only one who feels like this is kind of interesting and could be used for some sort of big over-arching storyline, especially with everything Cena said tonight? Naturally I doubt it is at all and this is just aimless ramblings but a "hostile takeover"-ish heel stable with Punk in the lead, Christian and Truth backing it up and Mark Henry brought in under the logic that he's pissed at the WWE and this is an excuse to hurt people is my "this would be cool" fantasy booking for now.

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Mistake you're making - overlooking the fact that we might not want to be saved.

Throw in Ryder imo. It is not outside the scope of plausibility.

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and somehow it ends with john cena: wwe chairman


just to piss everyone off

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From: Tom Bombadil | #095
Throw in Ryder imo. It is not outside the scope of plausibility.

*looks at my post*

Huh, to think I started writing that with the intent that Zack Ryder's whole "popular but not on TV" thing would be another example to mention and then didn't actually say it. Woops.

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(from wwe.com)


Otunga ultimately fell victim to Santino’s dreaded Cobra, but it was McGillicutty who sent the international oddballs packing. Speaking of oddballs, The New Nexus’ victory celebration was cut short by Long Island Iced Z himself, Zack Ryder. The self-proclaimed “Internet Champion” left Otunga & McGillicutty with a cryptic warning as only he can deliver: “Woo woo woo, you know it.” Just what are they supposed to know?

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Panthera posted...
See, Zack Ryder is taking it slow. He's old-school, he knows he needs to start from the bottom and work his way up. First he appeared backstage. Now he'll spend a month or so appearing on the stage. By the end of the year he'll be having matches.

What will he do during the 4 or so months between appearing on the stage for a month and having matches at the end of the year?

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