Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 142: Summer of Punk.

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also I posted this in the chat but no one replied (I think) but I love the idea so i'm posting it again

On RAW (or the ppv >_>) have Zack Ryder lose the Internet Champion to Ziggler. Then when Thursday comes around, we see Z!TLIS is hosted by your INTERNET Champion Dolph Ziggler. Have random segments like Vickie taking over the role of Scott Stanford, Dolph's dad stalking Melina (and seeing Zack's dad), and the 1 second shot of the ghostbuster and a Zack Ryder figure. Could also work with Morrison (or others) I guess, with Morrison's dad stalking Melina >_>

The week after, Zack Ryder rewins the belt and status quo is returned.

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I've got to be completely realistic with you, Tom.

There is probably not much you will be able to do outside of something with little known indies. And even then, you'll need to have a different job as well. Chances are you won't be hired to even something like RoH. TNA wouldn't take you, and WWE is a far shot.

With WWE, the only way you can become an announcer or any sort of thing like that is to have experience in broadcast journalism for X amount of years (with exceptions like Booker, who clearly needed experience in broadcast journalism anyway-- and Josh Matthews, who sort of fell into it due to Tough Enough.) To be an on air personality, you still need to have plenty of experience, because they will not hire Joe Schmoe off the street. Concerning writing for WWE.com, they're mostly filled up, I bet, and that requires a degree and much more experience as well.

To be on the writing staff (unless you are an established old wrestler), you need to have a degree in creative writing (I believe) and have experience writing for TV for X amount of years.

Like, it's not impossible... but there are so many steps you need to take to even come close.

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become a truck monkey

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WWE_Creative

You thought last night was interesting? Wait until you see what we have in store for you with #RAWTonight

hype hype hype

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Zack Ryder push!

Big Show wailing!

Breaking kayfabe and Vince punishing Beth!

Nexus wandering aimlessly!

Del Rio cash-in on Ziggler!

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I'm disappointed we only got like, one minute of Big Show crying instead of five.

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Vladimir Kozlov coming out, saying he loves Double Double E and wants competition, and Vince giving him the new Title!

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clearly the answer is to walkin at tna and start working...then theyll forget they never hired you!

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oh my god if Cena does get "fired" and Show is out with an injury, Raws top two faces are Mysterio and Riley

oh gosh

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I have been lurking every wrestling board I know about all night reading what everyone has to say, I am very hyped.

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I must see that PPV now.

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you must see that PPV yesterday get on it

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Is the replay on Wednesday?

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Good Times,
Great Memories

The absolute best way for RAW to go is to have neither Punk nor Apple Dough on it the entire time, and the entire show being varying degrees of chaos. A legitimate apocalyptic style angle with Vince losing his damn mind.

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You know, CM Punk's theme song never fit him better until last night:

YEAH!

Yeah

All I've ever wanted was destiny to be fulfilled
It is in my hands, I must not fail, I must not fail

Even through the darkest days
This fire burns always
This fire burns always

This is the proving ground
Misery begins to rise
Turn away from yesterday
Tomorrow's in my eyes (Oh!)

Nevermore to be held down
By the waves against me
Nevermore to be cast aside
This day is mine

Even through the darkest days
This fire burns always
This fire burns always

I will not be denied in this final hour
I will not be denied, this day is mine
This passion inside me is burning (Is burning)
This passion inside me is burning (Is burning)

Even through the darkest days
This fire burns always (always)
This fire burns (fire burns) always
Always (always)

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kota drunkbushi

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i was browsing wrestling stuff on tumblr and i found something worthy of whatastupidbaby.txt

Oh, in other wrestling news....

Sin Cara has reportedly been suspended for failing a Wellness Policy Test and CM Punk put the WWE Title in his fridge.

On Sin Cara: Good. Maybe this will wake WWE up and they’ll quit trying so hard with the guy. It doesn’t matter what distracting color the lights are, or the fancy entrance you set up, he still does not yet deserve the attention he’s getting.

On CM Punk: Oh, boy, hilarity ensues in the world of CM Punk! Did you all have a good laugh when you saw that picture? Yeah? Well good for you.

…I’m so already tired of this s***. I know I’m the only one, but I am completely done with CM Punk. And I resent the fact that everyone in the world is speaking for me when they say “every wrestling fan was waiting for that Cena/Punk match and everyone marked out” and blah blah blah. I did not. If it was a necessary evil to get people like Bryan Danielson in the spotlight, then fine. I just want the bulls*** part to be over already.


proving that is, in fact, impossible to make everyone happy

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I was unaware people like that could exist. If you like wrestling, I don't see how you couldn't be at least mildly entertained with the best E angle in the past decade.

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one thing i forgot to mention last night

the part in the match where cena was going for a top rope AA and punk started fighting him off with elbows before eventually giving him a frankensteiner

i totally thought he was gonna do the pepsi plunge

i assume you all did as well

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oh, no doubt

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I think it was an intentional tease.

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Einstein would turn over in his grave. Not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded.

Literally stood up during that spot in anticipation.

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I thought about it for a second, but I kinda feel like WWE would say "no way" and I'm guessing Punk is classy enough not to want to do it either.

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Only way to respond to that guy is "Dumdum"

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i don't even care if cena kicked out of it (it would probably even be better if he did, since punk didn't get any nearfalls, which was my main gripe with the match)

i just wanted to see it

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This is a Wrestlemania reaction. I can't see any way they'd let Punk walk after this, but at the same time I can't see any way for them to satisfactorily just bring him right back into the fold without cheapening what MitB was.

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CM PUNK

CM PUNK

that was basically the hottest crowd ever

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I'm still amazed they drowned out Cenas music in boos

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Like I mentioned in the chat, my friend was at both Wrestlemania and MITB, and she said that MITB was easily the better of the two shows in terms of atmosphere and the crowd.

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this is the best response I've seen to he Sin Cara thing:

Trust WWE to hire the ONE wrestler in the world who takes drugs.

Triple H, dropping the ball again.

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CMPunk CM Punk
On my couch. About to put the title on the line against Piston Honda.


yesssssssssss

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so i was thinking about stuff for our website and planning a rough outline of the layout

i was thinking about the tagline "it's still real to us damn it!"

the same way grantland has "For when the One Great Scorer comes to mark against your name, He writes—not that you won or lost—but how you played the Game," like on this page

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/6772996/on-wrestling-reality

thoughts

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does this man look like a star or what

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i still can't believe he won

i was ready to be so pissed at the tease when it looked like he was eating wasteland through the ladder

was colt visible at all during that match?

they need to make a sequel to wrestling road diaries ending with colt (and ace steel) going to mitb to see punk and amdrag

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He looks like he wants to kick someone's ****ing head in.

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They really need to give Daniel Bryan a RUTHLESS AGGRESSION gimmick.

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I HAVE TIL FIVE

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relevant alt/sig

Even if it didn't make perfect sense, though, I'm glad Danielson didn't cash in. He has a year! I'd be terribly depressed if Christian had a one-day reign to accentuate his five-day one.

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Daniel Bryan is going to be a pro about his cash-in and save it for 'Mania.

You're going to get your f***ing head kicked in is so much win. As is 'I have til five!'

At one point last night I thought he was going to apply the LeBell Lock through the ladder.

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Even if it didn't make perfect sense, though, I'm glad Danielson didn't cash in. He has a year! I'd be terribly depressed if Christian had a one-day reign to accentuate his five-day one.

it also makes perfect sense for christian to immediately lose his title though

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Bidoof posted...
Daniel Bryan is going to be a pro about his cash-in and save it for 'Mania.

"Bump me off of Wrestlemania last year, will you? Well this time I'm making sure I'm going to be at Mania!"

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cena vs. the rock vs. bryan danielson imo

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Bryan gonna cash in on Davey Richards

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It would be hilarious if he had the MitB for that purpose and still entered the Rumble.

Danielson wins the Rumble, goes to WM against whoever. Loses. Snaps. Beats them to within an inch of their life with a steel chair. Cashes in. Wins.

Best.

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Yeah, I was definitely surprised when it didn't happen, but I'm slightly okay with it depending on where they take the story!

Also, watching Punk's entrance, just noticed they still had 'The Nexus' under his name on the graphic. I wonder if they'll just slowly dissolve or what. Because moreso than Punk elevates them I feel like their continued involvement with him just pulls what crazy heights he can reach a bit down.

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Or even better -- Wins Rumble, goes to WM against whoever. Heel champion gets himself DQed or counted out. Then he snaps, beats the crap out of them and then cashes in and wins.

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