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Yeah stick it in some water and it should be thawed out in a couple hours. In the fridge it can take like 3 days for poultry to thaw.

Put it in a bowl, fill bowl with cold water, have a small trickle of water continue to flow into the bowl. It'll thaw in no time.

Have you never cooked before?

Run cold water from the sink on it for a few minutes. Do not just put it in a bowl of water lol

Also buy a thermometer. Use thermometers people! Especially if you're barely starting out.

Cook it sous vide, then you can safely cook it to 145, it'll be much more juicy and tender than your typical 165 degree chicken breast.

make chicken katsu

Yeah I'm fine now.

I was a cashier at walmart I'm not gonna miss it but job hunting sucks ass lol

Crimmy confessions?

I thought people were talking behind my back based on some of the confessions in this topic so I had a paranoia delusional episode. I ended up not going to work between Thursday and Tuesday so they fired me. That was why I left Turbam's server and unfriended everyone one on discord

And I see more people are talking about me still ._.

Hi Harpie, I had a psychotic episode last week

And I got fired

I love cuil mlm

I ate all the food

Is it wrong that i find the braless look a turnoff? When a woman takes her top off and there's no bra i feel ripped off

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I am a fulcrum pnb

Hey, you are awesom3

Hey, whats up???

Don't u hate when u work out legs so hard and it's so difficult to walk up ur stairs and sit on the toilet. Or is it just me.

Dang! I found this topic too late!

I like pie!

I did it! I killed Mr. Body in the study with a rope!

Happy mother's day to everyone mom on here I am very grateful for you all

You are a rockin chick

Did this topic die?????????????

Wanna be my friend?signed, friendless

CE Confessionary - Endgame RULES (Because I desperately want to keep this topic alive): - Keep it PG-13 and TOS friendly - Flaming is strictly prohibited, no matter if you name drop or not - Suicidal ideation will be seen by me, but not posted in the topic because of the TOS - Links of any kind will be omitted from this topic I have sole discretion over what is posted. Even if you don't technically break the rules above, if I sense that you are saying something to cause issues in my tissues it will not be posted. Only you and I will know the truth. Remember to recite your daily prayers to our celord and savior, error1355 -------------------------------------------- *If Google is asking you to sign in, ignore it. Emails are not required to submit confessions and even if you did sign in, I have no way of knowing since all I receive is an anonymous message. Neither I or ce know who you are. With great power comes great responsibility, so YES, this is 100% anonymous.*

Hey Harpie, Tails here. I couldn't help but notice the multiple hornyposting violations. Do you think certain users continue to get protection because of their uh, assets?

For a good time PM me ;)

+1 to the list of countries I've pooped in. Today I ticked Poland off while visiting a local Polish metropolis

I'm pretty sure I've got nut cancer and they're going to have to take both of them :| been putting off getting it looked at so I can sign up for life insurance first

It's a bit unfortunate when you're into something more niche. Idk how accessible Reddit would be for simple discussions, and I don't feel like getting an account there. And I ain't joining a huge Discord server. Easy to get lost there and everyone's a weird kook. I don't even know if I want to talk to someone about it, I just want someone to say "yeah man I watched that show too". But oh well. It's a nice phase regardless.

I think I love my girlfriend, but how do you know?

You rock my world

Tbh when you first started posting here (or when I first started noticed you posting here) I found you to be really obnoxious and annoying. I figured you were just another lame attention seeker and drama stirrer. So much so that you even put a friend of mine on blast for something they did. Nowadays though you are significantly better and I actually view you as one of the better posters now. Im still annoyed that so many people on here simp for any female that posts on CE, but thats obviously not a you thing. Thats a simps need to stop being annoying simps thing. Anyway, I guess kudos for you for transforming into a pretty chill poster I guess. Cheers.

If half of the population has VAGINAS, then how come I've never seen one irl? Checkmate, atheists

The person who mentioned Crimsoness is right about the pictures, I do believe she is the same person as her OG account but years ago she did post a very different picture which in comparison to her selfies clearly wasn't really her.

For the past two years I've been having very heavy periods, to the point where I had to stop using tampons because they'd get soaked as soon as I inserted one, so I switched to heavy-duty pads which are better but due to the amount of bleeding still don't always contain the blood, my problem is the blood "fans" out at the back, so for a solution I did what any sensible woman would do and looked on the reddit periods sub. I saw some posts mentioning that stuffing toilet paper into your butt crack can help with this issue, so I tried it and it really did help, I would wear tight shorts over my underwear to keep everything in place. So a couple of months ago I was on my period and just before going to work I did the toilet paper stuffed into butt crack thing but had no clean shorts to wear so had to rely on just my undies to keep it all secure. At one point I could feel the tissue begin to move up my crack a little, I kept meaning to go to the toilet and clean up ect but was so busy I didn't manage to do so for a good few hours. So when I finally got to go, I was very shocked to see the toilet paper had "disappeared", I felt around my butt, looked in my underwear, around the toilet in the toilet but I could not see that damn bloody wedge! I retraced my steps but I never saw it so if it fell out somewhere I don't know where it ended up, I was so embarrassed I can't see how it could have fell out, I assumed I would feel it specially as it would have had to escape via the waistband on my underwear / legs of my pants

Crimsoness alluded a few times to another source of income that made her job borderline unnecessary, and now she does all these giveaways. You reckon it's OF? I know she's talked about potentially doing that before. I love the thought that it is because CE is always so whiny about the unfairness of women being able to make money that way, so the idea that CE as a whole is now profiting on it is really funny to me.

I think the idea of brother/sister incest is hot tbh. Age/power dynamics not so much. I think it's the idea of two people who have grown up together and know everything about each other. It just feels more romantic, like they have a closer connection. Don't actually have a sister of course, so it's purely theoretical.

Degenerate Gamer here again. I'll list a couple less mainstream sites, though I'll caution that the first one list might have some piracy? Hard to tell sometimes if it's just someone advertising their game vs making it available to the users there as the dev vs someone pirating it. I definitely think some games listed there are pirating it (which I don't advocate for. This is just to open the doors for NSFW games). f95zone (possibly has pirated games, use at your own risk) and tfgames (indie developers listing their site with a focus on transformations. most are free, but some are successful enough they are listed on Steam. No pirating here).

Welp I just unfriended everyone on discord because of that confession ._.

i have a conspiracy theory that crimsoness isnt the OG crimsonangel. or she just posted fake pics in the past because she looks really different in her selfies than she did from back then.

I'm the one who slept with his fourth cousin, it could have turned into a long term thing but we were at different points in our lives so it didn't go very far.

Not gonna lie Harpie before you edited I thought you were confessing to sleeping with your cousin lol

I know who this is ._.

Ok you were right. I made the ghosting someone for like 5 years confession yesterday (2 + 3 years). I did try to say Hello again earlier today and he just left me on read. Part of me still thinks he'll eventually reply back though. Thing is we are actually part of three online groups and it's weird seeing his name online and I wonder if he feels the same too? Idk probably not. I've done some digging and he might already be in another relationship now. Well he was in one last time I even chatted with him so I don't see the problem with me trying to contact him again tbh.. I feel kind of childish even thinking like this tbh I've just been lonely lately. I used to have a lot of friends but slowly stopped talking to them and they did the same with me. Used to not think much about it but now it's really hurting, damn. I think I ghost people because I don't want to get too attached in case they do the same with me. I don't even like logging into my regular social media now since it hurts to see all the messages of people I knew irl saying Hello from a few years ago that I just never responded to back.

started my first day at work and I'm having horrible Fortnite withdrawals. I genuinely cannot breathe

Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Dear, Harpie..thank you for being a great crush on many CEers over the years, and why not? Youre super cute! I think I have a sign message from you that dates back years. Keep your chin up, just like you have been. Oh, yeah amajrpgs or wrpgs?

I have a crush on Frieren.

The people obsessed with those Reddit users are really funny, calling the Reddit users losers while not realizing spending their entire day thinking about them and stalking them makes them losers as well. It sure is funny though reading.

See, I'm not festive, but I quite like presents Don't wanna die, but I quite like heaven Wanna good place, but I don't like waiting Wanna go crazy, but I'm not patient Wanna be smart, but I don't like learning I wanna be rich, but it takes time earning Wanna be fit, but I don't like running Then I see you and I wish I done something

I'm the one who slept with my 4th cousin, my parents knew as did my grandma. Nobody took issue with it, she was far enough down the line in my opinion.

Furry Danganronpa writer here again. What's AO3? I was posting it to a fairly big furry-focused site due to the cast, but due to the nature of all the porn that gets posted on that site I probably can't even name it on GameFAQs under our new puritan laws, but iykyk. It didn't attract any audience there. Probably due to a lack of [redacted] dogs in [redacted].

Degenerate Gamer here again. NSFW games have probably been around for almost as long as there have been games. Think of any media at any point in time, there's always going to be a small portion of it dedicated to NSFW stuff (pornos, smut books, cartoons, etc). I'd say NSFW games are getting more and more popular and mainstream (to a point) these days. OG NSFW mentioned Huniepop. Huniepop was, by all means, a huge success for what it was. Fun gameplay and you got to see boobs at the end. Mainstream review sites reviewed it. That isn't to say all NSFW games are successes or popular. Steam now allows NSFW games on its platform. Itch.io has tons of NSFW games that independent developers can upload and share. Those are just the mainstream sites. There's countless other NSFW sites where NSFW games get shared. Again, quality can be give and take, but if you know what you like, you can find something for it.

Different NSFW game guy here. I basically only crank that soulja hog to porno games. It all started on newgrounds with the Love Hina Date Sim....

I wish there were, like, more good console dating sims. I want some, like, Tokimeki Memorial shit but idk where to look, especially since I can't read or speak Japanese.

Crimsoness is really annoying me with the blatant ignoring and acting like a fake friend. :/

Also not the person who posted the cofession about crushing on their best friend, but why not talk about it with her? If you two have such a strong friendship, wouldn't a discussion like this be a good thing? You clearly know her better than any of us.

Don't do that to yourself. You are way more valuable than that piece of shit employer.

This was the right move tbh, swing for the fences despite the shitty curveball

bruh why would you even want the job at that point

Fuck that dude. You don't want to work for someone like that anyway.

Have you mentioned us or this topic to her?

Actual photo of Harpie and her siblings:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d478bafb.jpg

Hope you guys have fun!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g95xIxkL16w

I think I'm gonna drink and send drunk dms to Harpie tonight

Get in line

I want to put my Rick in your ear. no that's not a typo.

I secretly wish I could walk around my house in women's comfy wear. Like spaghetti string tops, cloth short shorts, and some cute panties with a bear on the butt.

I kinda feel like once I establish a certian trait about myself, like doing something regularly or liking or disliking something, etc, I have to stick to it no matter what around people who knew it. Like for example... I just straight up don't generally feel comfortable playing a game from a genre / franchise I haven't liked in the past, if it's around my partner or other people who've known me a long time. It's to the point that it's often been a huge relief when I've had to leave somewhere and the people I knew there. I don't want to [redacted] anymore but how can I tell everyone that? (Okay this is a serious confession, I just couldn't resist referencing the meme at the end.)

When I was 13 I snuck into a Snoop Dogg show with some friends from school. We found a dropped joint and smoked it, and got so fucked up that we don't really remember what happened after that. I didn't even know who or what a Snoop Dogg was at the time, but hey, if your friends jump off a bridge... anyway, ever since that day. I've always had this weird feeling of wanting [redacted].

I know where Cotton Eye Joe came from. And I'm about 70% certain regarding where he went, too.

Furry Danganronpa writer here again. I definitely do like the world and characters I created (it actually has no ties or references to the games, I just stole the storytelling structure) and I'm glad you think it sounds interesting, but I don't know how I would go about sharing it with others at this point if I were to continue.

The mods that didn't step down after CE access was limited are complicit in the destruction of CE and GameFAQs

Hey Harpie, good to see you back and your confession topic too! My "confession" is that I really regret how I lost my virginity, I was drunk, of legal age but very young and it was with a stranger. I see Cemen on the board being sad about being virgins still but I'm jealous of their purity because I wish so much that I had waited until I met my current "the one" boyfriend, it would mean I lost my virginity mid 30s but I would prefer that and if I could go back in time and stop stupid younger me, I would, it's dumb but even all these years later I still feel kind of tainted.

So I ghosted someone twice. 1st time was 2 years of no contact after we dated. I apologized about it out of the blue one day while I was drunk. He seemed very understanding about it and we became decent long distance online friends for a few months till i decided to ghost again. I reclused myself again because of anxiety and other negative thoughts I had at the time. Well today after almost 3 years of no contact I replied to him to apologize again and tell him a bit why i ghosted in the first place. All he sent back was "oh ok". I feel hurt right now tbh. Am i in the wrong? Idk if i should reply back to him anymore.

I am a fairly longtime lurker of the boards (never once posted) and I just have to say that it is impressive how level headed you've managed to remain with all of the stuff you've gone through in your life. You've got a good head on your shoulders and I am glad to see that your life has turned out pretty well so far.

Pics of Harpie's sister's [redacted]

How ce responds to some cegals is a great example of the Madonna/whore complex and pretty privilege

Imagine being transported back in time. Not just a few years or whatever but like way way back. To the early ages of humanity. Or even further, back to dinosaur times or something. It sounds cool at first, but think about it. It'd be awful. None of the food you're used to, not even familiar landscape features, no [redacted], nothing...

I've always believed that gender is not about what's in the front of your pants but it is about what's in the back of your pants because women don't fart and shit so doesn't matter if you've got a big black behemoth boner as long as you don't fart or shit you are a woman.

The thought of forbidden incestuous relationship turns me on, and so I ship brother/sister relationships in most media.

I'm not the guy who's developing a crush on their best friend but I can sympathize. I kind of don't really agree with the notion that a friendship *is enough*, provided that the person who is crushing has genuine strong, powerful feelings for the object of affection, to the point where you feel genuine lovesickness and it really hurts knowing your crush doesn't feel the same way about you. Going even further, it hurts knowing that theyre talking to or even dating other people. Im not saying that youre really wrong for feeling the way that you feel but being on the other end of that, it can feel lower than dirt having your romantic feelings not reciprocated. I could never understand how people could just accept that and just move on as if nothing happened. On another note, regarding finding good friends being harder to find than good partners, I dont find that to be true at all. I do not have many good friends nor have I ever really had a lot. However, I have found that making good friends is easier than finding a partner, period. I just wish you could understand the feeling of utterly aching for someone and when they dont see you that way, feeling like your heart hurts so badly, that you cant be around them as much.

When I was 15 I had this girlfriend and I went round to her house and her mom straight up asked me what I was intending to do and I was just like "Ma'am. Do you have a dog? Cause if so I'd [redacted]"

I slept with my 4th cousin many years ago, we briefly dated too. She was pretty hot and i had a crush on her when we were younger in our teen years. I figured it wasnt a big deal because it was down the line

Furry Danganronpa writer here again. I just wanted to assure you that at no point in the story does anybody [redacted] a dog in [redacted]. There is, however, a very angry and gay rabbit that flirts with an anxiety-ridden dragon a lot, a mouse with a poorly-hidden robot fetish, and a stuttery, stalkery moth who is very, very into the tiger-sheep girl's striped wool. I got up to where I wrote the death for at least two of these characters.

A few weeks back I was invited to go along to a church service. Figured I had nothing to lose so I'd check it out. The sermon was actually pretty relevant to me tbh. I went and spoke to the priest afterwards. About life, the universe, everything. Told him how I felt lost, that something was missing. He suggested that I needed Jesus. But I told him no. I just wanna [redacted].

"What about her makes you want her over anyone else? Have you allowed yourself to get to know other women enough to restart a close connection?" She was someone I really liked when I did know her. I think what motivated me was the allure. I had dreams about her, and I was convinced that meant something. And breakup music is really appealing to me. It formed my identity to an extent, having that "one that got away". It gave me a purpose, kept me from dying of boredom. I suppose I wanted her over anyone else because of that commitment. It got me into songwriting, and eventually I realized I was only using it as a device to sing about, so that I had something. Writing multiple songs about the one concept with multiple angles was hard, but so is coming up with other stuff now :/ For a while I refused to connect with any other girls. Especially because the one I knew the most was a close friend of my crush. That seems like a minefield. I do have a female friend that I text with on occasion. She's a bit younger so I don't really view her romantically. We get along great though. I think she's taught me stuff about love and chemistry. I struggle with projecting feelings onto her though because of our age difference though. For specifics, we're both highschoolers, she's a couple years younger. I'm certain I'm younger than anyone on this board. And I basically don't know any other girls at all... I'm homeschooled.

Degenerate gamer here again. No, Dream Daddy is still rated T. You could probably get away with playing it at work, assuming your work lets you play games. Some people may give you a side eye, but it wouldn't be something you'd want to hide. Maybe. I assume it doesn't have nudity at least since it's T? Regardless, an example might be...there's a game that came out recently called FlipWitch, a Metroidvania inspired by Momodora. It's a pretty good game, but it's NSFW since the enemies are mostly naked and there's some sex scenes when you complete some side quests or get a game over. Bit overt compared to some stuff I play, but a fun game at its core. You may want to censor the game name since I don't know if the horny ban might hit you or not for mentioning it?

[redacted]

OG NSFW gamer here: I'm just horny I guess. There's something satisfying about putting the effort in and succeeding in unlocking sexy times. As for game names, you might have to redact this but ones I played recently are Huniepop and Winter Memories

People who jerk off at their PC: how? Mine is in my living room; while I do live alone, the thought of getting it dirty with my ...emissions... doesn't exactly appeal to me

I have the highest win rate of all the ranking topics ever posted on CE (you know, the 1>2>3>... ones)

I have only three wishes. Riches, world peace, and to [redacted].

Damn, it's been two whole days since the last confessions. Where did Harpie go?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man running the stand, "Hey!" bam bam bam "Got any grapes?" The man says "I wanna fucking eat some grapes too. Let's do so without (redacted)ing any dogs in (redacted)."

This morning I woke up and ripped a fart so massive that if I'd lit it, it'd have been Hiroshima scale.

Degenerate here who plays a ton of NSFW games but would never admit it publicly or to their friends. Not sure what the other person's reasons for playing NSFW games are, but I can explain mine. There is a lot of junk for it out there, but there are some good stuff. Sometimes it's story based, other times it's gameplay based. It's your standard game, but NSFW. Maybe that's just nudity (though that's becoming more mainstream these days in some ways) other times it's a specific kink that the game is just tailored towards. NSFW games have always existed, they're just harder to find/learn about if you don't know where to look. They're still games.

if people want to see Crim and Harpie boobs so bad they should pay for their OF

I had a childhood crush on one of my older cousins. Feelings came back after I found out that she was a streamer from another cousin of mine. She isnt a big time streamer but makes enough money to make it a full-time job, basically. So i looked her up. Found out she was doing like some OF/[redacted] type thing but was not totally nsfw. Later found out from uhh research that she used to do nude modeling for a specific website. I subbed to that but all her pics were gone by then. Im not proud of this. If it makes anyone feel better she looks nothing like me since she is mixed race. Only saw her a few times in person too.

I hate myself so much. I don't know why anyone likes me because I'm a shit human being and have no redeeming qualities.

Sent the text. Just said "some stuff came up". That was nerve-wracking lol

What're me and Harpie then?

I don't have anything in particular to confess that I wouldn't want to admit otherwise here, but I just wanted you (Harpie) to know that I really appreciate and respect what you're doing here. Sometimes people just need to get something personal off their chest, without it getting back to them (even if most of us are already practically anonymous here).
I often read these topics just because I find them interesting, without really wondering "Hmmm, I wonder who wrote this" and it's good to see that some people actually use it to say something that has been bottling up.

So thank you for making these topics.

Some would say that I am a simple man. That I live life one day at a time, looking only at what's in front of me, and dealing with issues as they arise. Others would say I am a mastermind, prepared for almost any situation, and able to come up with a new plan in seconds if a situation I didn't foresee arises. Yet the truth is. I am neither of these things. I am no simple man, yet nor am I a mastermind. I am a man who wants to [redacted] a dog in [redacted].

I was gonna paste the entire lyrics to Fuck A Dog here but it's *just* over the length limit. boo. boo Harpie. boo.

Oof. that John Stamos one wasn't me. You've got two people who wanna [redacted] a dog in the [redacted] now.

Remember when you were making out with your first boyfriend and he [redacted] right as you touched his leg? It was me, Harpie. I [redacted] him off at super-speed so it seemed like he nutted at just a woman's touch!

I wanna take Aeriis to ...............................................a nice restaurant

I wish I could see Crimsonesss [redacted]

I'm in love with my best friend. We've known each other for 5 years now. She's been married for nearly 6 years. I regularly get signs from her that we have a mutual attraction to each other and romantic interest in each other. She and her husband have had a rocky marriage in the last two years; nothing egregious, just the normal "we feel like roommates" and "he's not romantically attentive" and "I feel like I'm de-facto responsible for more in our shared life than him" and "he doesn't want to go out and do things I want to do with me" and "it's difficult to communicate with him." I regularly encourage her to give him the benefit of the doubt and try to communicate with him in various ways. He's a good guy, just extremely introverted and a bit stuck in a comfortable rut. I think a big reason why she gives me signs that she's interested in me is because I fulfill all the aforementioned roles that her husband does not. But I think if we ever found ourselves in a situation where cheating was on the table, I would refuse her. I've been cheated on numerous times before and I'm not interested in subjecting her husband to that feeling. While I wish we could try being together, ultimately I just want to see her happy and fulfilled, and I think the best thing I can do for her is to encourage the two of them to work on their marriage. I can't talk to her about this because drawing attention to it will make it real and complicate our friendship, our friend group, and possibly stain her marraige.

I regret how I ended things with one CEgal, I was coming off of a bad breakup at the time and just latched onto whomever I found comfort in. Hopefully whereever she is, she's doing fine. I fully regret how things played out and how the drama spilled out onto the board.

There's nothing like having a conversation with someone and then the other person randomly forgets what the subject is and goes on a tangent. Like you're talking about the birds in the yard and then suddenly the subject turns into (insert random political issue)

*** I feel like I'll never find "the one" and I feel like just withdrawing from society because of it. Whenever I think about admitting it, I hold my tongue because it feels like men can not admit something like that without looking like a creepy incel, even though Im really not. Just really sad and probably desperate. ***

I found the OF leaks of a popular foodtuber and I'm so happy RN

If DToast was fired and you were given Admin and told to manage the community. What changes would you make?

Hello harpie it is me, John Stamos. I played uncle Jessie or Joey on the hit sitcom (hitcom) the full house. I want to [REDACTED] a dog [REDACTED]. Ohhhh have mercy! Your friend, John stamps.

I've started playing nsfw games a lot more recently. Most are either exploitative trash or just plain boring, but there are some real gems out there.

I would say I had options if it was safe to leave. But it's not.

I wanna abstain a cat in the face.

Say, can you see By the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed At the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars Through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watched Were so gallantly, yeah, streaming? And the rockets' red glare The bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free I wanna [redacted] a dog in [redacted]

I'm a bigger pervert than Neon but I keep it to myself. Is that a bad or good thing?

There's a scenario I ponder occasionally where I'm in bed with my crush and she's drunk. And I just feel terrible for taking advantage of her. I know it isn't a realistic scenario at all. But I suppose the capacity to prioritize my own benefit over someone else's at a grievous extent scares me.
Maybe I feel selfish just for having a one-sided crush. I haven't even talked to her in over two years, I just missed her at some point. And that turned into love, and that eventually fizzled out, but she's still the default. A real person out there somewhere that I still think about like she matters to me, for no good reason. Just to feel something. But at this point I'm more free of her than I could have considered possible at the beginning of the year.
I'm at least open to finding someone else. In January, I wanted her or death. Because I saw her three times in December and couldn't talk to her, which absolutely destroyed me. I hit my lowest and consider non-TOS friendly actions involving myself all the time. I'm glad I'm doing alright now.
This was a lot more than I intended to share, but what the heck? Hopefully this message is suitable. If not, alright. These topics are the absolute best thing on CE, keep up the good work Harpie! Also there is no line breaks here at all because of mobile

Judgement, I guess?

In general, I tend to get more anxious over irl interactions than online ones. You can't really tell when talking to me, since I've learned to outwardly project confidence to some extent, but inside I can be anywhere from as confident as I look to a nervous mess depending on the situation

You should mix in your own confessions to the ones posted. It's not like we'd be able to tell which ones are yours

Also, obligatory "feel free to hornypost in my DMs" tbqh fr fr

But that's scary

I have done much worse things than anyone at all knows about me.

I want to [redacted] a canine in [redacted].

I feel so worthless both online and in real life. From like mid 2022 to mid 2023 I stopped posting on gamefaqs completely (still lurked tho) because I didnt think anyone gave a damn about me. That whole year I dont think I saw a single post about me or received a single PM from anyone wondering if I was okay, which just kinda confirmed my suspicion. And Id like to think I was a fairly active member of CE. I tried to integrate myself back in when I started posting again in 2023, but that feeling never really went away. And now Im thinking about just stopping again cause I still feel worthless and like no one gives a crap about me. (Yeah Im the same confession as the other friend one from a little earlier).

Person who posted the cleanup confession here. Yeah, I think it has helped me. My steam, discord, and battle net accounts are significantly less bloated and filled with people I never chat with. Also I dont get dumb notifications anymore telling me said people who I never speak or game with are playing a game or doing something.

i know who the person who confessed they have literally no friends is. id be willing to bet $100 on it im so confident but im not sure how badly name dropping him would be received

I wish my partner was cheating on me so I would have an excuse to leave. Partner has helped keep me extremely unhappy for years. I have no one I can talk to about my feelings and can't safely leave currently. Praying every night that I find an out.

My worst sin is [redacted] my 1st girlfriend a few times. Well at least I consider it [redacted]. We were sexually active when I was ages 14-16; she was a year older than me . There were a few instances where she didn't want it and just gave in because I emotionally manipulated her after she'd say NO initially. The absolute worst thing I did was when I slipped it in while we were cuddling the day before she moved (she had flashed me previously for some context but she never said she wanted sex). She did not look comfortable with this so I stopped and acted like nothing happened. Didn't realize I was a creep [redacted] until years later. It took the popularity of the MeTOO movement for me to start reflecting. I also read a book that had a [redacted] teenage character (occured in 1 chapter) and ngl he reminded me of myself at that age. I do regret my past actions but I feel there is no real forgiveness for me. I would never bring this up to anyone in real life. I'm not sure how my 1st gf feels but probably best I never contact her again. This stuff happened about 15 years ago for context.

I made plans with work friends on Saturday. It's now Friday and I don't feel like taking part. Partially because I'm out almost every weekend this month and would appreciate one day to decompress at home. What do??

I really wanted to post this earlier, but decided against it as I figured it would be better posted anonymously. Ive gotten really sick of people in general over the years. I hate people who say they like you, want to be your friend, want to do stuff with you, etc. but then put in ZERO effort to ever talk or interact with you. Ive recently put my phone on my nightstand and adopted the philosophy of if someone wants to be my friend, they will reach out. If they dont, they wont. I hardly text anyone anymore because of that. And I dont buy the BS excuses like Im too busy working to text or Im not really a texting person lol! I HATE those excuses. No one is THAT busy that they need 2 weeks to respond to a simple text. And the people who always say they dont like texting certainly dont seem to mind it whenever I see them in person. Everyone feels so fake to me and its why I say I literally, actually have no friends. Because I dont have anybody that regularly talks to me or actually puts in effort to see me. I hate it so much. I just want a friend that actually gives a damn about me and is willing to put in the tiniest amount of effort.

I deleted like 50% of my steam friend list because the vast majority of the people on it I havent spoken to or played a game with in a year or greater. Why bother adding someone to your friend list if youre just going to sit there and do nothing with me? I also cleaned up my discord and battle net accounts for the same reason.

What do Barack Obama and a Spanish policeman have in common? They both wanna [Redacted] a dog in [Redacted]. and so do I.

Harpie this, Crimsoness that. Does no one remember the true queen of CE Aeriis?

Since you guys want actual confessions or whatever.... How does one cope with the reality that they may have PTSD from childhood? I see several counselors a week, and yet I still find it difficult to not just assume I'm either being a pussy or what I experienced wasn't "bad enough". I have quite a few symptoms of what I'd consider to be PTSD, but it would feel silly to lump me in with actual like... Soldiers and shit, right? I mean I know there's levels to everything, but even just typing this out I feel like I'm being a baby. My confession then, would be that I can't see myself as having experienced trauma because I downplay anything that happens to me, but I experience residual effects from childhood daily that have fundamentally shaped who I am as a person. I've become pretty numb to most things in my life, but still have seemingly random triggers that cause intense emotions, usually negative. Sorry if this is too real or something, you don't have to read if you don't want to. Also docs mobile only let's me see like 30 characters at a time so I apologize for any weirdness in this message.

I wish I could see CrimsonAngel's favorite lunch to have on a nice peaceful day.

I wish I was in a room with Crimsoness and Harpie... so I could see their reaction in person when I fucking Rickroll them.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Canadian walk into a bar. They sit down and start chatting about a recent sportsball game. Long story short, I wanna [REDACTED] a dog in [REDACTED].

I had an encounter with Kate Mara in Vegas this week, even said hi to her, and had no idea who she even was at the time. It was only when I was talking to a coworker that I realized it was a celeb

Tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'M A VEGETARIAN AND I AIN'T FUCKING SCARED OF HIM

IMO, the trolling rule on this site has failed since it allows people like Scotty to run amok and single handedly ruin the dragon ball board. We all know these people are trolls yet theyre allowed to exist because gamefaqs trolling rule is worded weirdly.

Ive submitted this confession in past topic I think, but I find it weird how people act differently around female posters like Harpie ITT. Stop acting so fake and just be yourself around girls jfc.

I like calling people goofs. OP, youre a goof.

A dog walks into a police station. He walks up to the desk and rings the bell. A clerk comes over to assist them. "Hi, I'd like to file a complaint," the dog says. "I've been dabbling in this online message board, Current Events, and there's something really disturbing me that the admins won't do anything about." The clerk gives him a funny look, but takes notes. "And what would you like us to make them do?", she asks the dog. The dog looks at her and says, "I'd really like it if they'd ban Turbam."

Hey, person who posted the crush on the best friend confession. Thats a totally understandable opinion and I was leaning towards suppressing my feelings too, because kinda like what you said our friendship is extremely precious to me and I dont want to lose that. Shes my go to for basically everything and shes one of the few people Ive actually felt like is a true friend. Like she actually wants to talk to me more often than a single text once a month, she actually cares about what I think and feel, and she takes interest in my interests. So I very much dont want to ruin this friendship.