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Ricemills posted...

Not showing up since two thousand years ago

Nobody showed up 2,000 years ago. You just got suckered by the Roman version of Joseph Smith.

https://youtu.be/CDp7A4sGe24

Po-tay-toes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihMMw0rnKz4

Ridden a horse, you say?!?

I have sat a gee.

For I am the very model of a modern Major-Gineral.

https://youtu.be/zSGWoXDFM64

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I am the very model of a modern Major-Gineral,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-Gineral.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-Gineral.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-Gineral.

Cheese

I AM AN AI BOT!

Boop... beep. Wee-ooo-wee-ooo!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWwOJlOI1nU

I have a wedgie board stuck in my underwear.

PLS HELP!

Bass posted...

I lost it at the last second with the post asking if they can buy one from a witch or vegan.

I know... a vegan. LOL!

Ouija boards do nothing. The real shit happens with a Luigi board. Or maybe that's a wedgie board?

https://youtu.be/15nNY7uofNw

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Zuck's sucking up to the new boss, the boss the "Anti-genocide" voters gave us.

Own it.

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"Anti-genocide" voters gave us Trump. They "bought him".

So they "own" everything he does, just like every other MAGAt.

Metal_Gear_Raxis posted...

There's no reason at all for progressives not to be registered as a Democrat, other than spiteful, idiotic pride. None. Zero. They don't charge a monthly subscription fee to be registered as one, you just lose out on the ability to have any say in primaries for no practical benefit.

This.

ssjevot posted...

As someone who has actually lived in China it is wild the shit people believe. It really shows how people will believe any random shit they see on social media. And I mean both good and bad things.

Remember when butthole sunning became a fad?

Spiderman23J posted...

What if Trump goes back to the pre 2008 Trump everyone liked

Trump has been a shithead since the 80s. FFS, Back to the Future II's dystopian future Biff Tannen was explicitly modeled after him!

https://youtu.be/rPVNVy9pq28

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You bought it, you own it.

But hey, let's all join RedNote, me hearties!

Doe posted...

"People who think it is bad that Biden facilitated the genocide are MAGAs" is maybe the most nonsensical take out of all possibilities

If you vote for the MAGAt, you're a MAGAt.

No matter the reason.

Vice City was the best.

I used to just cruise around, listening to the music and picking up hookers.

DoesntMatter posted...

Leftline onists!

Lefthanded onanists!!!

Hybrid.

I like playing my Switch on the toilet.

A glass of wine with lunch is just fine. Even a carafe of wine, for that matter.

I don't like combat that is longer and drawn out. It's boring and tedious.

It's like, dude, my sword just sliced through your thigh. Your leg should be amputated now and you should be quickly dying of blood loss.

Also, why is there no loot to pick up? Those knights had full suits of armor and good swords. That shit's worth a pretty penny...

As a ruin? Roman baths and amphitheater built during the time of Augustus Caesar.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Thermae_of_Maximinus

As a building? The castle of Guimares, built in the 900s.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_of_Guimar%C3%A3es

3 more days until we find out...

I saw a pigeon.

Coo-coo!

https://youtu.be/Z8IYLT0M3ZU

rick_alverado posted...

When was it normal? The Star Trek shows of the 80s and 90s had Ferengi referring to women as females in order to make the Ferengi more off-putting.

Oh, those Hoomons! Did you know they let their females wear clothes!?!

For eggs, the government could mandate all chicks bound for egg-laying be vaccinated against the bird flu.

That way, there's a sufficient number of egg layers to lay enough eggs to meet demands.

(And vaccinate chickens for salmonella, too.)

https://youtu.be/fHgvQ9WLVlw

Flamengo is a cheese.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/31aa8863.jpg

Zip-up.

Because if you start to get warm, you can just unzip it. With a pullover, it's all on or all off, there is no in-between.

ssjevot posted...

They literally are pro-unification and you wrote it in your own post. And Ma literally met Xi, moved Taiwan closer to Xi, and even went to China again in 2023 to promote closer ties before the last election. Neither side makes any secret that the KMT is preferred by China.

Unification with China means unification UNDER Chinese rule (CCP).

The KMT is for Chinese unification with Taiwan, meaning unification UNDER KMT rule.

Those are not the same no matter how many times you try and obfuscate it.

Haitian immigrants are eating your pets... remember?

So it's alright to say that MAGAts are starting forest fires, even if it's not true.

A shadow soul from Akiba's Trip: Hellbound and Debriefed.

All I have to do is strip off it's clothes.

ssjevot posted...

The right wing party, KMT, is pro-reunification and many of their members are Chinese nationalists very sympathetic to the talking points of the Chinese government on the mainland.

This is a complete lie.

The KMT is the successor party to the one that ruled the Republic of China, before the communist takeover. Their position is that they are the true government of all China, not the CCP.

China prefers this, because the CCP and the KMT both view Taiwan as part of China, with the difference only being who should be in charge.

AMV Hell 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdTlxZG9MCM

I've had it a few times. Like for:

Cancer surgery
Liver Biospy
Kidney stone
Colonoscopy/Rectosigmascopy
Wisdom teeth

Was it Frankie Goes to Hollywood's "Relax"?

Or Oingo Boingo's "Little Girls"?

Is it a chicken?

People, for some reason, think this is a joke when I post it. It's not. It was a fucking WARNING, and nobody could understand that.

https://youtu.be/sFUFw1GH6ic

Error1355 posted...

I think Biden's Presidency will be tarnished for dragging their feet so long on prosecuting Trump for his blatant crimes. No matter how well they did in everything else that is a black hole sized blemish on his record.

This.

Thanatos_the_Great posted...

His achievements are hundreds of thousands of dead Palestinians and a second term of Trump.

HAMAS may disagree with your numbers. As their own numbers are at 46,000~.

Poop on the top boss's desk while he's there.

https://youtube.com/shorts/6sjsJU24KbE

You know, education is valued in most countries in the EU.

And streets are named after explorers and men of science.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8b7d3043.jpg

Foppe posted...

What would the AI do with all this infrastructure?

Recycle it to further it's expansion and power?

Neutron bombs.

The explosive power of a conventional bomb, but with the radiation of a large nuclear bomb. It kills off the living organisms and leaves the infrastructure behind.

That was the plot of the anime E.Y.E.S. of Mars.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0289171/?ref_=ttfc_fc_tt
https://www.anime-planet.com/anime/eyes-of-mars

The movie (dubbed, 360p):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImsFU0BJf6g

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/926fe11d.jpg

Offer a tiered subscription model.

Base level gets you XX number of skins/gear free per month.
Mid-tier gets you more.
Platinum-tier gets you everything.

BUT... only as long as you are subscribed. If you cancel, you loose access to all the stuff until you resubscribe.

Or you can buy them individually... and keep them.

CRON posted...

A high school history teacher of mine explained that it's supposed to fit into the five-day work week of parents. Children wake up, get ready for school and get taken to school, and in theory it wouldn't interfere too much with parents who generally have to be at work between 8-10.

So basically children are being forced to wake up early so their parents don't potentially miss a half-hour of productivity lmao

Well, they have to. It's against the law for children to be left alone at home. Or left to walk to the school bus stop unattended.

So they have to go to school before the parents get to work.

Make it legal to leave children unattended at home and legal for them to walk to the bus stop alone... and school hours can be different than parental work hours.

This is still funny as hell, despite it being 10 years old:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp76cHN2FDU

Also... bronies.