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TopicGive me a fictional character. I'll enter them into a Hunger Games sim
PK_Spam
01/13/20 10:38:10 PM
#87
How is the topic still alive

Guess I better go and update this then >_>

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TopicGive me a fictional character. I'll enter them into a Hunger Games sim
PK_Spam
01/05/20 9:14:51 AM
#86
After I stop being dead

sorry >_>

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TopicWhat the longest hair length you've seen in real life?
PK_Spam
01/01/20 6:20:52 PM
#8
47 feet

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Topic"Papa John" Schnatter
PK_Spam
01/01/20 6:20:21 PM
#31
Hes really really leaning into the memes now. I bet hes hoping to get some other position thatll give him the spotlight again. Nobody does this just for the memes.

Im waiting for the alt-right to suddenly start financing him, like they did with George Zimmerman for a while.

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TopicMy housemate thinks Spider-Man Far from Home is an indie movie
PK_Spam
12/31/19 3:39:37 PM
#1
He says because the stakes arent sky high, and its a coming of age story, and it has a certain style its an indie movie, even though indie movies are films made by independent studios, and arent a genre or even necessarily have the same style.

But its not surprising, because he also thinks (Game of Thrones spoilers) That Jon Snow and Dany are both mass murderers because theyve killed people before, so it wasnt out of nowhere when Dany went and burned KLs citizens to death for no reason at the end, and that killing rapists/warlords/schemers is the same thing as killing a normal person.

Am I crazy? Im not crazy, right?

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TopicI totally destroyed this old lady at the store today.
PK_Spam
12/30/19 3:01:43 PM
#10
Careful, when she turns out to be a master swordsman, youre gonna beg her to train you.

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Topictinder babe keeps bugging me while i'm trying to play earthbound
PK_Spam
12/30/19 8:56:45 AM
#3
Ew, earthbound

Just play its sequel.

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TopicI'm reading the novels Mother 3 is (loosely) based off of. (Spoilers)
PK_Spam
12/29/19 8:12:53 PM
#1
Ooooooooooohhhhh myyyyyyyy goooooooddddd. Its really fucked up.

and its reinforcing my headcanon that Mother 3 Lucas is a giant asshole.

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TopicI really don't like season 2 of You (spoilers)
PK_Spam
12/29/19 7:21:05 PM
#1
HOLY SHIT this season was dumb

So, a list of some of the problems with the season

1) Joes ex girlfriend who he tried to murder, Candace, survives her murder by literally digging her way out of a literal grave. No further explanation is given.

2) She goes to a cop about her potential murder. He tells her theres nothing they can do about it because shes alive and maybe it would be better if she just kept playing dead forever instead of going against her murderer.

3) Candace (eventually) follows Joe to LA after scaring him out of NYC. Her plan now is to go and ruin his life without jail. This involves... dating Joes new girlfriends brother and only telling the girlfriend that Joe attempted murdered her once before going away

4) She comes back, but then quickly gets murdered, but not before telling Girlfriends Brother that Joe is bad. Finally.

5) Joe doesnt kill good people anymore. Now hes just a detective who kills the REAL bad guys.

6) Hes Dexter now, but without the ethical code

7) Anyone can kill anyone else now and hiding a body isnt a huge issue like it used to be.

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TopicTales of Vesperia: Definitive Edition is $20
PK_Spam
12/27/19 1:11:09 AM
#7
MechaKirby posted...
My personal Game of the Year And decade


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TopicAll of my worst movie audience experiences have been at Star Wars (spoilers)
PK_Spam
12/26/19 3:49:00 PM
#1
Rouge One had my friends brother get a nerdgasm when all that old footage of the OG pilots played at the climax. He started kicking his feet and slammed them into the seat in front of him. The guy who sat there spilled his drink

Solo had me sitting next to a mouth breather who smelled like chocolate milk.

My (third) viewing of RoS had a Reylo gasping at Youre a palpatine and happy crying at THE kiss.

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TopicI received a third copy of Kingdom Hearts 3 for Christmas.
PK_Spam
12/26/19 3:06:04 AM
#2
Have you sold the pin? There are a lot of Disney Pin collectors who arent gamers who I imagine would want that pin and would pay a decent price for it.

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TopicMy cousin didnt want to give me my secret Santa gift when I visited him before
PK_Spam
12/25/19 5:07:03 PM
#2
If this came out especially cranky, know that I was especially hungry

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TopicMy cousin didnt want to give me my secret Santa gift when I visited him before
PK_Spam
12/25/19 4:44:13 PM
#1
We want you to open it on Christmas

Well they just came to my sisters Christmas party, and look at that!!! They forgot! So it looks like I wont be opening it on Christmas either.

I already know what it was (two books), and I already gave them my gift. I certainly didnt forget it at my house.

I bet they didnt even buy me it at all >_>

Im not that upset, I just hate when people do stuff like this.

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TopicGive me a fictional character. I'll enter them into a Hunger Games sim
PK_Spam
12/25/19 4:23:15 PM
#83
Bump

Christmas with the family has kept me from my laptop

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TopicI'm watching Mystery Incorporated with my niece. Velma is a... (spoilers)
PK_Spam
12/25/19 9:40:43 AM
#11
Man, this show is really something

One episode has Daphne in a bikini pretty much the entire time, and this one has her wearing some really risqu stuff with the Hex Girls.

Cartoon Network really took a risk with this show.

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TopicI'm watching Mystery Incorporated with my niece. Velma is a... (spoilers)
PK_Spam
12/24/19 9:40:29 PM
#7
I thought it was generally agreed upon that Velma was a lesbian

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TopicI'm watching Mystery Incorporated with my niece. Velma is a... (spoilers)
PK_Spam
12/24/19 8:25:40 PM
#3
My dad is here watching it with us too. He seems to remember them flirting all the time in the original show even though they absolutely didnt. No one did.

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TopicI'm watching Mystery Incorporated with my niece. Velma is a... (spoilers)
PK_Spam
12/24/19 8:13:35 PM
#1
Real BITCH!

Whys she so controlling here? She constantly prods Shaggy into telling everyone about their relationship, and constantly almost does it, even though hes clearly uncomfortable with it. And thats... whatever, I guess, but then she goes and acts bitchy about it all the time.

And shes controlling as hell. Now shes telling Shaggy that he cant eat junk food? Was their intention to make her this mean spirited? Because everyone else is really entertaining now, but Velma just drags the whole experience down.

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TopicBritain will use KIM KARDASHIAN'S ASS to get MEN to join the ARMY!!!
PK_Spam
12/23/19 6:38:01 AM
#7
I unironically learn all of my most interesting news facts from Duckbear. Please never go away.

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Topic63 car pile up in Virgina.
PK_Spam
12/22/19 11:56:20 PM
#5
This is why you replace your fucking tires.

I see a ton of southerners here in Florida whose tires are barely there. All it takes is a single freeze one morning, and those cars are gonna go and crash into someone on the sidewalk.

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TopicGive me a fictional character. I'll enter them into a Hunger Games sim
PK_Spam
12/22/19 8:57:24 PM
#82
More tomorrow. Heres the tiniest shred of a preview...

(Wording subject to change)

Hank let out a sign, then pulled back on Baby Yodas leash. No matter where the two went, the baby always faced the center of the arena. Where the Cornocopia was.

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TopicSanta never gives coal to nice kids. He never gives naughty kids what they want
PK_Spam
12/22/19 6:16:22 PM
#3
Idk, he probably asks them for toe pics

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TopicCHRISTIANS Raise 60000+ to REVIVE their DEAD DAUGHTER and asked TRUMP FOR HELP!
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12/22/19 11:54:05 AM
#13
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They're literally using their dead kid to scam people out of their money.


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Topic'Mario VS. Luigi: Superstar Showdown' announced for 3DS, 3DS XL, new 3DS, 2DS
PK_Spam
12/22/19 11:51:23 AM
#18
I remember when someone did the math and determined that Luigi is hung like a stallion, so now whenever I see someone play him in Smash or Mario Kart, I just imagine that they only picked him because theyre a size queen.

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TopicSo... about THAT Star Wars 9 kiss (MAJOR spoilers)
PK_Spam
12/21/19 6:51:58 PM
#9
the people who voted I mean poll are LITERALLY homophobic

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TopicSo... about THAT Star Wars 9 kiss (MAJOR spoilers)
PK_Spam
12/21/19 8:26:44 AM
#3
No

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TopicSo... about THAT Star Wars 9 kiss (MAJOR spoilers)
PK_Spam
12/21/19 8:15:30 AM
#1
Not Reylo. That's a whole-ass problem we need a whole-ass topic for. The gay one










This is very important to me.

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TopicI'm pretty sure, every single one of you could have Taco Bell within an hour,
PK_Spam
12/21/19 3:05:27 AM
#9
I get Taco Bell once a month, telling myself that this time its going to be different, and every. Single. Time. I end up being supremely disappointed.

But then the next month rolls around, and I smoke a ton and put on my clown makeup as I take the 2 minute drive to the restaurant once more...

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TopicMy mom went and rescheduled my dentist appointment
PK_Spam
12/20/19 6:33:34 PM
#42
They get me like $50 in groceries when they visit, but thats really it. I actually wind up spending more than I save because they always want me to take each of them out for lunch, on top of the extra food I buy so I can cook them meals twice a week.

Other than that, its all me.

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TopicMy mom went and rescheduled my dentist appointment
PK_Spam
12/20/19 12:47:58 PM
#28
Yeah, Im just about to get back to my sisters place. Im going to need to talk to this woman, because she cant act like this when I tell her I want to be at my home more than 1 day a week when I pay a lot of money to live there.

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TopicMy mom went and rescheduled my dentist appointment
PK_Spam
12/20/19 12:25:00 PM
#25
Ill take shut up

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TopicMy mom went and rescheduled my dentist appointment
PK_Spam
12/20/19 12:20:11 PM
#23
I cant even muster up the courage to come out to my parents rofl. You think I can go and do that?

I just need to tell my mom NOTHING to avoid this hit. Thats the lesson here

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TopicMy mom went and rescheduled my dentist appointment
PK_Spam
12/20/19 12:02:12 PM
#21
She visits Florida pretty often, and thats just how she is. She does this with my sister too, and my sister usually is just whatever about it.

Cutting her off would be STUPID difficult. Both physically and mentally

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TopicMy mom went and rescheduled my dentist appointment
PK_Spam
12/20/19 11:16:01 AM
#12
Jen0125 posted...
Why was she even able to change your appointment? You're not a minor.
Idfk, but Im at the office there now, and very explicitly told them to get it in writing that only I should be able to reschedule my own appointments. The secretary apologized for the mistake, but Im already here now, so what else can I do?

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TopicMy mom went and rescheduled my dentist appointment
PK_Spam
12/20/19 11:14:39 AM
#11
If youre going to ask why I just decided not to call him, know that one time in high school, a job didnt get back to me the week they promised and my mom called them and yelled at them about why they hadnt hired me yet.

She blamed me not getting the job on me saying hey, to a worker there one time, and me replying yeah, to someone elses question about whether I applied yet or not.

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TopicMy mom went and rescheduled my dentist appointment
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12/20/19 11:04:52 AM
#8
I feel like it should go on record that I once submitted a script to a producer who was the friend of my aunts boyfriend.

My mom SWORE that the producer called the boyfriend and that he told the boyfriend to tell his girlfriend to tell my mom (4 fucking degrees of separation!) that he had a job for me. When I told her that didnt make sense, that the producer had my number AND email and communicated to me on both, and would likely just go and tell me he had a job for me, my mom got upset and started crying there too, telling me that I constantly sabotaged myself, and that this guy was for sure going to offer me the 6 figure job he had that also paid to travel. And she sat in my room and stared at me until I called. Then she listened in as I talked, but stayed over my shoulder and kept telling me exactly what I had to tell the man. He likely heard her shouting.

The producer had NO idea what I was talking about. The next day, I received a letter of rejection saying that they passed on my script.

I find it hard to believe the two things were unrelated.

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TopicMy mom went and rescheduled my dentist appointment
PK_Spam
12/20/19 10:58:42 AM
#7
Im 25 >_>

This is what I get for telling her when I was going instead of just keeping it to myself.

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TopicMy mom went and rescheduled my dentist appointment
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12/20/19 10:24:39 AM
#5
Keep in mind that I had been at that house for 3 days. And it wasnt even like We were out and doing stuff. When my mom and sister werent shopping, and my dad wasnt having us wash the cars, all we did was sit on the couch and watch TV.

Which is fine! I like TV. But Im not about to stay in a house with only 2 changes of clothes and sleep in a room I cant even lock and have privacy in because my mom wants to physically see me existing

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TopicMy mom went and rescheduled my dentist appointment
PK_Spam
12/20/19 10:15:00 AM
#4
I firmly believe she did this because she got upset and started crying that I wanted to sleep in my own bed at my own home instead of the uncomfortable inflatable mattress in my sisters house, where shes staying.

And she wants me to do this for 3 weeks straight. Shes lucky Im sticking to my word and coming back today, otherwise Id go and stay in my house until Christmas Eve

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TopicMy mom went and rescheduled my dentist appointment
PK_Spam
12/20/19 10:11:24 AM
#1
It was supposed to be next week, and then she went and changed it to TODAY

She didnt tell me about this until yesterday afternoon, after the point where I could call and reschedule.

I dont even have enough fucking time to get back into flossing so the cleaning doesnt have me bleeding all over the place.

This is why I get upset at her.

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TopicGive me a fictional character. I'll enter them into a Hunger Games sim
PK_Spam
12/19/19 9:30:02 PM
#77
Pooh absolutely clowned Goku. What did you think?

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12/19/19 9:18:15 PM
#75
(Ronald McDonald)

When he awoke from his nap on his throne in the ruined vestiges of the Cornocopia, Beerus was before him, on his knees, and badly beaten up. The cold rain did nothing to deter the feline, and he flew forward, ready to deliver a strike to Ronald.

Oh? The clown was only momentarily deterred by the attack, catching it in the palm of his hand. Was this still going on? When Ronald started his nap, he was already 4 hours into his spectacle match with the God of
Destruction. He carelessly, way too slowly, brought his fist before Beerus face, but he didnt punch. Instead, he flicked the feline, sending him rocking all the way through the arena, through masses of trees, mountains, waterfalls. Beerus was helpless before Ronalds might. Beerus managed to stop himself just inches away from the arenas edge. Inches away from getting fried.

Fine! Beerus shouted loud enough that everyone remaining could hear him. If I cant beat you fair and square, Ill just destroy this entire arena!

Energy pulsed in his palms. Beerus was far stronger than Goku, and his Ki could be charged to near catastrophic levels near instantaneously.

Ronald McDonald finally got up from his throne.

Even faster than Beerus could react, he was kicked all the way from the edge of the arena back to the spot he was at moments before. There was nothing he could de before the clowns might.

Kill me was all Beerus could mutter.

Tell me, Beerus, how many have you killed?

Kill me was all Beerus could say back.

Ronald picked him up by the scruff of his neck.

How. Many. Have. You. Killed? Ronald repeated between kicks.

I dont know billions.

Ive served over 200 billion burgers to over 99 billion people. Billions of nuggets. Millions of McRibs. Dozens of McDonalds Pizzas. Ive had people stab each other over sauce. You are nothing to me, do you understand?

He dropped Beerus to the mud.

Kill me he muttered once more.

Ronald sneered, then stomped on Beerus skull. He didnt need to say more.

I understand.

Ronald finally smiled. He gingerly brought Beerus back to his feet, tenderly caressing his face. I have a proposition for you

Lightning lit up the ruined clearing. Behind Ronald, standing menacingly amid the boxes and boxes of weapons, bombs, food supplies, and equipment, was Senator Armstrong, Bayonetta, and Winnie the Pooh.

We are the Elite 4. And you Ronald punched Beerus to the ground. Are our pet. You would do well to serve us and make it to the Final 5.

Beerus had no choice but to accept.

(Hank Hill)

Bwaaaaahhhhh

Off in the distance, just outside the ruined destruction, Hank was hiding in a bush.

The strongest five had made an alliance. He had to do something

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12/19/19 8:45:51 PM
#74
XXX NSFW Commander Shepard x Earthworm Jim XXX Scene

The freezing rain only got worse with the sun setting, luckily, Commander Shepard received a care package from a sponsor. A full tent, with a 24 hour invisibility shield, a king sized bed, and super sexy lingerie that kept her 100% warm.

The tent also had a shower and hot tub inside, so she wasnt all smelly and icky from being out in the wilderness.

But she was soooooo lonely. That was until a certain someone came stumbling through the woods.

His rippling muscles bulged through his tight suit, and his kissable face was very kissable and Shepard wanted to kiss it.

Come here, big boy, she said, opening her tent and also her heart and legs. Its nice and warm here.

She wasnt talking about the tent.

Earthworm Jim came inside.

Not the tent

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12/19/19 5:48:19 PM
#73
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I kinda changed Galactus death because what was there didnt make for good fiction on its own without embellishing a bit. Ill have to do that a little more often from here on out, such as giving one particular character an extra kill or two, but make no mistake. If the character died on a specific day in the sim, theyre still set to die there in this. This is just so the entire thing is cohesive, and it like a robot used an RNG to set it up. He died due to freezing here because the PotD gods who chose him nerfed him. I dont make the rules, I swear!

Expect one or two plot progressing chapters before the nights over. These will be much shorter, but will set up everything for Day 2.

BTW, if its not in this novelization, its not canon. So characters running away from others in the Sim dont count.

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12/19/19 5:34:47 PM
#71
Recap before the first night:

Deaths:
Randy Orton- Killed by Mia Smoak
Brittney Spears- Strangled by The Doctor
Goku- Tired out by Bayonetta, then killed in an explosion planted by Winnie the Pooh
Milhouse- Took a Poison Dart to the neck by Bobobo
Jack McFarland- Attempted to seduce Goku before the games started, Lost his balance and died in an explosion.
Timmy Turner- Unceremoniously gutted by Bayonetta
Galactus- Fell for Punpun's snake trap, and then drowned.

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12/19/19 5:30:19 PM
#70
Galactus speared whatever it was that was hiding, and the hissing stopped. Pulling out his weapon, he found a snake, mouth agape, eyes still staring at him despite the spear through its spine. Its skulls was at least the size of an apple, and its fangs were dropping a muscous venom. He had been told about these. Muttations. Animals designed by the game makers to give the contestants yet another thing to worry about. Something that size would seriously harm him even without its venom. He shuttered to think what would happen had it bitten him.

But suddenly, more hissing, this time from another direction. Galactus speared the spot he thought he heard it coming from, but came up empty. Suddenly two more, this time form his left. Staying here would be a foolhardy decision, he made a beeline for the lake. He tripped over another wire. And then another. Whoever had been here had made a concerted effort to make sure anyone running would go over as many as possible, and the more bells he sounded, the more snakes seemed to start hissing at him from below the snow.

Galactus bounded around a large tree, but a snake jumped out from the snow in front of him. He dodged it just in time, and reactively speared it straight through the mouth, but before he could pull it out and reclaim his weapon, another two came veering his way. This wasnt good, he had to abandon his weapon, and continued over his path.

The snow and ice did nothing to deter them, they seemed to benefit from it, in fact. The snakes that werent burrowing through the foot of snow were on top, sliding on the ice faster than he could run. He bounded forward, the lake was within his sights now, frozen over, to his dismay but being out there, on open land would be better than being in the frozen tangled woods, where the snakes all seemed to live.

In a last ditch effort, a coiled mass of snakes came at him from a tree branch, and Galactus was knocked to his feet. He balled his fist and hammered down a blow, crushing their slender bodies, before scrambling to his feet and finally getting to the frozen clearing of water.

He didnt let himself walk too far into the frozen surface once he realized that the snakes refused to leave their wooded haven. Were they programmed to behave that way, or was there some other reason? Nevertheless, they gathered en masse, forming a slithering border along the lakes edge, slowly, very slowly, coming closer, more a wall of scales than a collection of reptiles. There was no getting off the lake now, just like there was no hope of getting back to the forest. He was fully visible from all angels now. The snakes, apprehensive to journey onto the snow packed surface of the lake were the least of his long term worries.

The ice cracked beneath his feet.

Shit!

He began running again. Venture too far away from the forest, and he risked the ice cracking beneath his feet even sooner. Get too close to the border of snakes, and they couldve leaped forward and killed him with their venom.

The Hunger Games were more than a battle. It was a survival show.

The ice a few feet ahead crumbled away, and Galactus had to stop in his tracks and turn around, but before he could head in the opposite direction, he saw that he was already stranded, the ice behind him had already shattered, leaving eerie blue, frigid water sending waves over the ices surface.

And just as quickly as that had happened, the very ice beneath his feet gave out.

Galactus was sent into a shock the minute he felt the cold seep into his skin. Something below the surface was picking at his feet, sliding his boots off his feet, nipping at him. Any attempts he made at grabbing hold of the unbroken ice ahead lead to it instantly breaking off, sending him plummeting deeper into the frozen waters. And it was there, just as he finally managed to gasp for breath, he saw it. The one following him.

The small birdlike figure, Punpun Onodera.

He stared at Galactus, rope in hand, clearly aware of the power he held at this moment.

Please, Galactus screamed between chocked gasps. Help! Help!

He had wanted to say so much more. He had wanted to lie and say that he had food hidden in a cache somewhere, and weapons. But his panicking body could only mutter those two words as he was forced to take hurried breaths.

The things beneath the surface continued picking at his toes, momentarily dropping him down before releasing him, as if part of a cruel game, but in the too brief moments Galactus managed to get where he saw above the surface, he watched Punpun slowly casually, walk towards him. Was he going to be saved?

Just as Galactus went to gasp for breath again, his fingers numb beyond anything he had felt before, Galactus got a good look at Punpuns eyes.

The boy didnt care. Just watched, emotionless, as Galactus took his last breath.

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TopicGive me a fictional character. I'll enter them into a Hunger Games sim
PK_Spam
12/19/19 5:28:39 PM
#69
(Galactus)

The snowfall came quickly, and the battle royale quickly became a rush to gather as many resources as possible.

Leaves, once lush and green, turned brown and brittle within the hour as the inches of heavy snow crowded their branches. Birds that hadnt already hidden themselves away in tree hollows were dropping left and right, encased in shells of ice. Normally, inclimate weather would have no effect on Galactus, but the games had taken away any powers that were deemed game breaking. While he could still battle it out with the rest of the powerhouses, he couldnt magnify his size and devour the entire arena. The gamers were not on his terms.

The snow subsided, but just as quickly as it came and went, frigid rain fell from above, sapping the heat from his skin, and seeping into his clothes. He would need to find adequate shelter, and soon. He couldnt tie himself to a tree and wait out the weather, he would need to find somewhere protected, not just from the rain, but from the others.

The Cornocopia seemed like it wouldve made a great base of operations, but Galactus had felt the surging waves of power coming from a battle that had taken place there. If the winner hadnt already sequestered themselves away, surrounded by all the weapons they could use, someone else most certainly had. Going there now, without a plan or an alliance, would certainly lead to an arrow straight through the eye.

Galactus made sure to carefully travel downhill. The path was rocky, and with the sleet coating everything in ice, any minor mistake could send him tumbling down, and a single stone hitting his head on the way would be the end. It wasnt just the others he had to worry about, the terrain was possibly his biggest adversary. Not to say that he didnt plan on taking advantage of that, should he come across someone else unwilling to take him up on his offer to team up.

Longer than he wouldve liked to admit, he finally reached the base of the mountain he had initially worked so hard to climb up. If this was how the game was going to go, constantly throwing curveballs at its contestants, then his initial plan of finding a single place from which he could survey as much of the arena as possible would be much more difficult than he had anticipated. This was going to be a long, slow game, one he was determined to win.

Between his cosmic powers allowing him to sense the land, and his own viewpoint from atop the mountain, he knew exactly where he was. There was a lake just a kilometer or two from where he was, and if his senses were correct, a cave not much further from that.

He trudged onward through the snow, weary of the fact that he was leaving giant footsteps in his wake. Though his feet were growing numb, he couldnt get distracted, especially not because he heard something in the distance.

One that seemed to be following him.

A quick survey didnt seem to reveal anything. Whoever it was following him was either small, or a master of staying hidden. It wasnt worth it to go looking for a fight now, the heavy snow was tiring to get through, and his opponent was probably counting on his wearing himself out. Even Galactus himself could be taken down if he werent at 100%. That was why he needed to find food and a place to rest.

He took another step forward. His feet felt resistance. Galactus looked down. A trip wire?

Just a few feet away, a bundle of bells, hastily tied to a tree, jostled. Was this someones security signal? Whoever
set it up, was it so they would know to run or so they could know when to attack.

Armed with only a sharpened stick, Galactus was at a significant disadvantage should someone come at him with a sword, or proper spear. And if they had half decent aiming, and were armed with a bow, he would have almost no choice but to retreat. His shuffling through the snow became more intense. He went through another trip wire, and another bell sounded. He made a mental note to watch his step, and looked down, but then another string caught his torso.

More bells.

It was at this moment that he heard something. This wasnt the thing that was following him earlier. It was something else. Something hissing and rattling.

It came closer and closer.

It was from under the snow.

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Topic***official star wars episode ix hype topic***
PK_Spam
12/19/19 12:52:36 AM
#27
I hear cats is really SOMETHING. I cant wait to watch it

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TopicThe president has been impeached.
PK_Spam
12/18/19 9:38:15 PM
#32
TheWorstPoster posted...
Goody. That means that all illegal aliens and dead people won't vote
Oh yeah? Youre going on about how muh ill-eagles rigging muh erections?

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