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TopicThe people who wrote the Baywatch movie only know two jokes
PK_Spam
12/31/18 3:35:33 PM
#1
1) These guys arent police!!!! Its so silly that they do things outside of lifeguarding!

2) The Rock making one liners.

And a bonus joke about the fat guy being funny because hes fat.
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TopicI think we're gonna look back on Bird Box as a modern classic
PK_Spam
12/27/18 10:39:39 PM
#8
Eh, I would make an argument that both movies differ in pretty big ways.

A Quiet Place is just a trendy monster flic

Bird Box is a movie that represents our paranoia on the proliferation of mass plagues, like Ebola.
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TopicI think we're gonna look back on Bird Box as a modern classic
PK_Spam
12/27/18 3:51:12 PM
#1
Such a fantastic movie.

Sandra Bullock surprised the fuck out of me
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TopicThe hot girl and sentimental dad dilemma.
PK_Spam
12/26/18 11:11:17 AM
#30
But my dad would never say that lol
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TopicThe hot girl and sentimental dad dilemma.
PK_Spam
12/26/18 9:57:35 AM
#28
UnfairRepresent posted...
PK_Spam posted...
Raikuro posted...
how hot is dad tho?

It's your dad

But this must be someone elses dad because Ive never found a girl hot, and I absolutely wouldnt go out of my way to hang out with my dad and my dad would do the same to me.
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TopicMan, writing fenale characters is hard!!!
PK_Spam
12/25/18 5:23:02 PM
#1
Like, do women want things? What do they even eat? How am I supposed to know what they think or how they talk?

Better just not have any female characters in the main cast at all. Except for the nice wife and the mean hot girl who is trying to take the man from the nice wife.
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TopicThe hot girl and sentimental dad dilemma.
PK_Spam
12/25/18 5:14:00 PM
#22
Raikuro posted...
how hot is dad tho?

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TopicSJW Girl is OUTRAGED she has to REMOVE her F*** NAZI'S Sign!! Is She Hot???
PK_Spam
12/24/18 8:49:13 AM
#18
Kyuubi4269 posted...
SJWs: fighting hate with hate since forever.



Shes right. Fuck nazis

But with something hard and sandpapery
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TopicWhite Ref who made a Black Kid CUT his HAIR is a PROVEN RACIST and is BANNED!!!
PK_Spam
12/23/18 11:38:35 AM
#24
DPsx7 posted...
PK_Spam posted...
DPsx7 posted...
PK_Spam posted...

An adult used their position of power to abuse a person of color. If you dont see it here, youre not gonna see it when a cop curbstomps a handcuffed black person already on the ground and then says that the victim was resisting arrest.


A haircut constitutes as abuse now? No, please leave and don't come back.

Oh, was I unclear?

Yes. I do.


You're a troll. As all SJW's are. And these days I don't have as much patience for stupidity.

Yeah, screw those SJWs and their habit of... *squints*... calling out racism.
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TopicWhite Ref who made a Black Kid CUT his HAIR is a PROVEN RACIST and is BANNED!!!
PK_Spam
12/23/18 10:19:59 AM
#18
DPsx7 posted...
PK_Spam posted...

An adult used their position of power to abuse a person of color. If you dont see it here, youre not gonna see it when a cop curbstomps a handcuffed black person already on the ground and then says that the victim was resisting arrest.


A haircut constitutes as abuse now? No, please leave and don't come back.

Oh, was I unclear?

Yes. I do.
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TopicWhite Ref who made a Black Kid CUT his HAIR is a PROVEN RACIST and is BANNED!!!
PK_Spam
12/23/18 10:18:57 AM
#17
So youre saying that minorities should bow down to oppressive rules designed to enforce double standards on them... instead of fighting to take down those racist rules and the individuals who enforce them?
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TopicWhite Ref who made a Black Kid CUT his HAIR is a PROVEN RACIST and is BANNED!!!
PK_Spam
12/23/18 10:14:42 AM
#14
Its okay that he was forced to needlessly shave his head in front of a live audience, he won!
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TopicFavorite Christmas commercial
PK_Spam
12/23/18 10:12:57 AM
#5
The best part of waking up is incest in your cup


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TopicWhite Ref who made a Black Kid CUT his HAIR is a PROVEN RACIST and is BANNED!!!
PK_Spam
12/23/18 10:05:40 AM
#11
Im dreading the day a bunch of KKK members publicly beat a black person senseless, and then white people come out of the woodwork to say that, yes, the KKK was wrong, but the black person shouldnt have done anything to get them mad.

You KNOW there are a bunch of people who would say that.
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TopicWhite Ref who made a Black Kid CUT his HAIR is a PROVEN RACIST and is BANNED!!!
PK_Spam
12/23/18 9:57:34 AM
#9
DPsx7 posted...
More idiots whining over nothing. Will the SJW's ever be destroyed?


Kyuubi4269 posted...
Full Throttle posted...
Alex Medina said "This dehumanizing and what anti-blackness looks like in sports. Andrew Johnson failed at every possible level by his coaches. They should have defended him and protected his dignity even if it cost them a loss"

Fuck right off, he accepted his hair being cut to not be denied a chance at the win, do NOT suggest it's acceptable to sacrifice the victory he's chasing.


An adult used their position of power to abuse a person of color. If you dont see it here, youre not gonna see it when a cop curbstomps a handcuffed black person already on the ground and then says that the victim was resisting arrest.
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TopicWhite Ref who made a Black Kid CUT his HAIR is a PROVEN RACIST and is BANNED!!!
PK_Spam
12/23/18 9:56:00 AM
#8
Ive met SO many racist people who arent racist per-say, but have stupidly high standards for black/Hispanic/PoC people. Like, all it takes is for one of them to do ONE thing wrong (or at least be perceived to do one thing wrong) for the racist to go wild.

Meanwhile those same people shrug their shoulders when their (white) friends date 15 year old girls, or literally call Muslim immigrants Sand N-words on Facebook.

This was clearly a racist attack, and anyone who says otherwise is very clearly just as biased as those racist white people I know.
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TopicDid anyone read that one Pokemon manga where Pokemon actually died?
PK_Spam
12/22/18 11:34:31 AM
#30
TheSlinja posted...
is DP adventure not a part of pokemon adventures???? what a terrible name lmao

Nah, its essentially the story of Diamond and Pearl but with a rambunctious kid as a main character (hes not actually annoying though), and his Dawn is a hot woman with a checkered past. It has all the melodrama you would expect out of anime, but I remember it being super palatable, and it was fun seeing the lead catch legendaries and then eventually use actual competitive strats (gimmicky ones, but still) in his fights.

I just really like it, okay?!
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TopicHey guys, I'm getting married tomorrow. Ama?
PK_Spam
12/22/18 11:30:02 AM
#27
Has it seriously been 7 years? I remember back when you two started dating...

Man... Ive wasted too much time on this fucking website.

Anyway, dont do it, marriage is a scam, etc...
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TopicAladdin's first look.
PK_Spam
12/21/18 9:56:41 PM
#18
Oops_All_Berrys posted...
Why does the movie need to be remade, what does making it live action do to improve it?

They need to make some sort of commentary on the old film with the new ones.

Just look at what the live action beauty and the beast did
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TopicWhat are your least favorite aspects about your favorite games?
PK_Spam
12/21/18 9:12:50 PM
#3
Tales of Vesperia has the most unintuitive sidequests ever.

Like, youll sail across the ocean and see the first cutscene in the new town, and the characters explicitly say that you need to hurry to the inn, but WAIT!!!! The third step of the Dark Enforcer sidequest starts right now, so you have to sail back to the first continent, trek ALL the way across to the first city, and then watch one cutscene, and then head ALL the way back to the other continent.

And if you dont do that specific step right there, you fail the sidequest and cant do it again until your next play through.

Oh, and theres absolutely nothing telling you that the sidequest even started or that you can miss it
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TopicDid anyone read that one Pokemon manga where Pokemon actually died?
PK_Spam
12/21/18 6:38:49 PM
#26
LinkPizza posted...
PK_Spam posted...
dioxxys posted...
I need the names for all of these

Which ones?

All of them...

Depends on what you want.

If you want really big titties, I already told you about Electric Tale of Pikachu.

If you want fake edge and melodrama, Pokmon Adventures is for you.

If you want a daddy of a mangaka and also big titties, Diamond and Pearl Adventure is what youre looking for.

If you want people turning into Pokmon, and ask even bigger titties on full display, Pokmon ReBurst... exists...

If you want classic Japanese gags, the Clefairy one is still around in the old parts of the internet.

Uh... I believe there was a manga during the Black and White era with a boy and his Lillipup. It was pretty standard preschool fluff.

Uh... and lots more. Those are just the notable ones
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TopicDid anyone read that one Pokemon manga where Pokemon actually died?
PK_Spam
12/21/18 3:50:00 PM
#22
dioxxys posted...
I need the names for all of these

Which ones?
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TopicTrump signs bill where Americans MUST get JOBS to get FOOD STAMPS!!!
PK_Spam
12/21/18 10:46:55 AM
#24
_AdjI_ posted...
Did he also sign a bill to ensure that jobs exist for everyone currently on food stamps?

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TopicDid anyone read that one Pokemon manga where Pokemon actually died?
PK_Spam
12/21/18 10:24:16 AM
#18
Electric Tale of Pikachu is really interesting in its own right because it comes from a time before Pokmon really solidified itself as a brand, so adaptations were able to do whatever the fuck it wanted, which we didnt get for a looooooooong time until ~2011 when we got ReBurst, which was... a thing.

It was basically Digimon Frontier where the cast transformed into Pokmon and fought, but... captured Pokmon were still a thing? There was a lot less fan service too, but most of the female cast had huge tits, and the ones who didnt show it had lots of promotional art of them in bikinis.

That one didnt last very long.

I could literally go on and on about Pokemons different adaptations, because it was weirdly my thing when I was 15, but nobody wants to read 20+ posts about why Adventures is a hacky manga and why it shouldnt still exist when we had stuff like Diamond and Pearl Adventure, or how it seemingly drags plotpoints and villains forEVER, but I havent kept up with the series in any serious capacity in yeeeeeeaaarrrrssss, so my info is probably outdated.

Manga readers, did Surd eventually even do anything at all? I remember her having a thing during the Diamond and Pearl arc of Adventures (the names are probably getting confusing) but I dont remember reading anything about her after Black and Whites arc, which I didnt read.
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TopicDid anyone read that one Pokemon manga where Pokemon actually died?
PK_Spam
12/21/18 10:19:08 AM
#17
What he means is that there was a manga adaptation of the anime (I put quotes because its a super loose adaptation) where all of the girls had giant titties. Misty had a very out of place bath scene where she even talks about how big they are with Pikachu. Im not kidding.

Adventures is a different manga adaptation of the games. Its... fine. It gets stupidly edgy sometimes Zinnia gets impales straight through by Rayquazas tail and then Hyper Beamed right there, Ruby (the male protagonist from RSE) gets the shit beat out of him by his dad because he wants to do contests instead of battling, while also being a little effeminate and... it comes out just as bad as Im making it sound and it rose quite a few eyebrows, uh... Green/Blue gets her shirt ripped open during a fight with Sabrina (whos evil and in Team Rocket for some reason)...

Its fine.

Its my least favorite Pokmon Manga.

Diamond and Pearl Adventure was legitimately good though. I have the whole series of manga back at my old house. Never got too edgy, but the stakes were always realistically high enough to keep your investment, and the main character was great, even if he was just a little kid surrounded by teenagers.
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TopicWhy is Full House considered a bad sitcom?
PK_Spam
12/21/18 10:12:35 AM
#36
I dont like it, but I struggle to say its bad, because there are objectively worse sitcoms out there.

I think its just super fashionable to hate on it because we have so many shows like BoJack Horseman now, that just shit all over old sitcoms like that, or otherwise just have long-running narratives where everything doesnt necessarily wrap itself up at the end of an episode, if not the end of a season.
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TopicIm terrified my niece is gonna kill her dog. For real.
PK_Spam
12/19/18 8:24:07 PM
#4
Its my dog too. I live with them.

No matter what I do, my niece doesnt understand that you need to be gentle with things smaller than you. And shes a strong, solid kid who cant control her strength.
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TopicIm terrified my niece is gonna kill her dog. For real.
PK_Spam
12/19/18 8:14:32 PM
#2
She JUST fucking grabbed him so hard that he squealed. And she kept holding onto him anyway.
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TopicIm terrified my niece is gonna kill her dog. For real.
PK_Spam
12/19/18 8:12:40 PM
#1
She is SO goddamn rough with it. And the dog isnt even like a medium sized thing, its a little Morkie that weighs less than 5 pounds. And she throws him around and hugs him like hes some sort of rag doll.

And everyones acting like Im the unreasonable one when I tell my 5 year old niece not to throw her entire fucking weight on the puppy. 5 times in 5 minutes.

And no amount of me calmly explaining to her that she can very easily kill the dog seems to work. So of course I get mad and yell and tell my niece to knock it off.
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TopicHaters gonna hate; The Hobbit movies are fantastic
PK_Spam
12/08/18 4:43:07 PM
#13
MICHALECOLE posted...
FrozenBananas posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
You shouldnt be comparing the hobbit to the lotr?



Naw theyre two different trilogies about completely different things

March of the penguins and Friday the 13th are about completely different things

The hobbit and the lord of the rings are about very similar things

No theyre not

The Hobbit isnt a prequel. Its an almost unrelated story written years before the LotR trilogy. Story wise, character-wise, and tone-wise, theyre different tales altogether.
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TopicHaters gonna hate; The Hobbit movies are fantastic
PK_Spam
12/08/18 4:12:01 PM
#9
What? ew. No.

The Hobbit was a fucking mess and they shouldnt have added half of the shit they did.
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TopicI woke up to my parents screaming and cursing my name for sleeping until 8:30
PK_Spam
12/07/18 6:40:52 PM
#66
I never said I was a perfect human being, or that my development was necessarily linear.
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TopicI woke up to my parents screaming and cursing my name for sleeping until 8:30
PK_Spam
12/07/18 10:25:45 AM
#59
I have a problem with people irl disrespecting me, okay!?
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TopicI woke up to my parents screaming and cursing my name for sleeping until 8:30
PK_Spam
12/07/18 10:14:05 AM
#56
My therapist regularly tells me to stop being a dickhead in slightly nicer words tbh. Like, he gives me credit where credit is due, but he makes no effort to pretend like Im some flawless human being.

I like that he calls me out when I tell him that I try to make work harder for the people I dislike, even when it makes my job even harder too.
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Topicwhy do 95% of all indie games have to be difficult as fuck?
PK_Spam
12/07/18 10:10:42 AM
#48
Chewster posted...
I don't know what the newest difficulty-wanking indie game is, so it's the best example I could think of. I guess Hollow Knight is hard according to this topic but at least it doesn't seem like being hard is the whole point of the game like SMB

Hollow Knight is hard in the sense that you need to learn the boss fights, and the only way to do that is by throwing yourself at it again and again. Once you learn the ins and outs of each boss, and change your setup to match, its only a little above average in difficulty

except for the DLC content and final bosses
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TopicI woke up to my parents screaming and cursing my name for sleeping until 8:30
PK_Spam
12/07/18 10:02:52 AM
#51
Please, I dont even know my therapists last name. But he doesnt seem like the Porsche type
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TopicI woke up to my parents screaming and cursing my name for sleeping until 8:30
PK_Spam
12/06/18 4:09:47 PM
#47
trogita posted...
This is so obviously unhealthy. Either tell the truth to your parents or go no contact. There is no reason to spend your life living out lies forced upon you by others. There is no reason to be voiceless.

Just curious, are your parents Americans (culturally)? O_o

Yup

Theyre just... judgmental, lets say.
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TopicI woke up to my parents screaming and cursing my name for sleeping until 8:30
PK_Spam
12/06/18 12:10:13 PM
#28
They retired early.

They might be whatever, but theyre extremely good with money and dont have to live on a budget or anything
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TopicI woke up to my parents screaming and cursing my name for sleeping until 8:30
PK_Spam
12/06/18 11:50:09 AM
#26
These arent normal people, and Im not really able to have a normal, functioning relationship where Im on even footing with them, like those ideal families on tv. Its literally all I can do to keep them from just invading every bit of privacy I have.

And it goes both ways, I guess. I could easily go no contact, but I mentally cant. And even if I did, Im renting a house with my sister and niece, so Id be seeing them anyway.

Sometimes life sucks and youre given a bad hand, but its whatever.
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TopicI woke up to my parents screaming and cursing my name for sleeping until 8:30
PK_Spam
12/06/18 11:41:33 AM
#24
NightStrife posted...
Your family sounds extremely overbearing.

I coughed the other day and my mom suddenly blew up because she thought the cough was caused by lung cancer because she knew I smoked cigerettes all the time in my locked room at night, and that I just covered up the smell with air freshener by the morning. Then she told me she was gonna go and smell all of my clothes and go through my shit and take my supply because I needed to stop before I died.

I dont smoke cigarettes. Like, at all.

Theyre just a tad overbearing.
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TopicWould you die at this range?
PK_Spam
12/06/18 9:49:10 AM
#3
No matter what way you turn your phone, the gun is still pointed at you.
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TopicI woke up to my parents screaming and cursing my name for sleeping until 8:30
PK_Spam
12/06/18 9:35:45 AM
#15
wwinterj25 posted...
Why do you have contact with your parents if you feel this way? Seems to me you love the drama. Probably explains why your act like it's some cloak and dagger BS about who you fuck.

Its... weird. Family is weird.

And its not just about who I fuck either. My parents have never met a single one of my friends. I just dont like the idea of them knowing who I am as a person outside of that bubble around them.
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TopicI woke up to my parents screaming and cursing my name for sleeping until 8:30
PK_Spam
12/06/18 9:34:05 AM
#14
RCtheWSBC posted...
You should consider going no contact with them.

Im definitely not at the stage where I can do that, but Im at least hoping to bring the daily calls I get from 3 a day (I know thats not normal) to maybe 1. I need to take baby steps with this thing. Its so weirdly engrained into my being that I actually feel this heavy guilt just thinking about doing it.
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TopicI woke up to my parents screaming and cursing my name for sleeping until 8:30
PK_Spam
12/06/18 9:28:27 AM
#10
Its honestly not worth the headache of doing any of that. I dont really want to come clean about that part of my life because Ive never been comfortable with them even knowing who any of my friends are. Why would I ever tell them such a personal part of my life. Plus I know Id see them looking at me out of the corner of their eye and saying Are you sure you dont like women??? every other day.

I know its not normal to have a combative relationship with your parents of all people, but Ive done a lot of work on myself these last few months. I even got a therapist and everything. Its healthier for me to just keep these people at arms length and not trust them with such a personal detail about my life.
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TopicI woke up to my parents screaming and cursing my name for sleeping until 8:30
PK_Spam
12/06/18 9:10:05 AM
#8
Ive been here for just about a year and a half, I think. My job kinda sucks, but it pays the bills and I regularly get lots of overtime. And I definitely have enough money in reserve so if the worst happens and I suddenly get booted from my job, I can pay rent and comfortably eat well for at least 5 months. Im doing pretty well down here, cant complain too much about my living situation.

Im actually planning on moving or on my own in a few months too. Things arent so bad when I dont have people barking at me for stupid shit.
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TopicI woke up to my parents screaming and cursing my name for sleeping until 8:30
PK_Spam
12/06/18 9:01:46 AM
#5
Theyre actually visiting my home for the month. Im (thankfully) not living with them anymore and havent for quite some time.
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TopicI woke up to my parents screaming and cursing my name for sleeping until 8:30
PK_Spam
12/06/18 8:57:00 AM
#3
I think its so unreasonable because its in the AM!

Id be embarrassed as fuck about not waking up until 8:30 PM (who the fuck does that unless you have a job in the graveyard shift)
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TopicI woke up to my parents screaming and cursing my name for sleeping until 8:30
PK_Spam
12/06/18 8:41:34 AM
#1
Venting topic. I guess.

And not even stuff like This guy needs to learn how to wake up earlier, more like Why cant this fucking guy get up at a normal hour like every other fucking person on the planet?

At no point did any of them think Oh, if we want him awake, maybe we should just knock on his door.

Im starting to finally realize why childhood me was always terrified of telling them I made a single mistake as a kid.
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TopicI need a good movie script
PK_Spam
12/06/18 12:31:35 AM
#23
-Komaiko54- posted...
bump, this script stuff is tuffer than I thought gonna take the late fee and do it tomorrow morning

Fee? Isnt this for a class?

And whats so hard about analyzing a screenplay? Reading a screenplay isnt even particularly hard, and theres not a ton of stuff in a majority of scripts that needs to be sorted through with a fine toothed comb.
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TopicI need a good movie script
PK_Spam
12/05/18 9:09:26 PM
#17
In fairness, she regrets every single thing she released as NC except for the Freddie Got Fingered video.

Nevertheless, this Hercules video is excellent. Shes at her best when she takes an academic stance on film.
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