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SmokeMassTree posted...

Is that the fat friend? She made it watchable but I just didn't like ANY of the other characters.

Eh...

Gretchen is INSUFFERABLE this season and I just cant enjoy her anymore after the absolutely HEINOUS things she did this season, and Edgar is... okay. But Jimmy is hilarious!

Id pay to watch a show of just Lindsey and Jimmy together.
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SmokeMassTree posted...

No

I thought you had a crush on Kether Donahue.

Not that I blame you
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Im not taking about how its a great show, because it is, but thats not the point here.

So I recommended it to a coworker the other day. Then my sister brought it up out of nowhere.

Tonight, I deceived to rewatch it, and lo and behold season 4 is on Hulu!

Im glad I made the snap decision to watch this show 2 years ago. Even if it hits a LOT of the same character and plot beats as BoJack Horseman.

Anyway, give it a watch
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But just think, if people are pooling that much money for... THAT... imagine people pooling money together for an honest to god VRMMO.

Id put some decent cash for that
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Pus_N_Pecans posted...

Last I heard, they updated their ToS to disallow refunds even if they never finished the game.

Wasnt there a law recently made about that?

Or was it specifically about preorders and not in game content?
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Jesus Christ! I cant believe people fell for that scam.

I remember a friend of mine dropping $100 a few years ago because he was so sure he could get a new ship and couldnt wait to play with it.

I wonder how often theyve done that these last few years. How has hype not completely died out yet?
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Are you actually going to swing, or just to point and laugh with a half chub?
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LinkPizza posted...

PK_Spam posted...

In order for that method to work, you need to tell them trivia about critically panned movie Max Keebles Big Move. And they need to voluntarily stay for the entire time.

The longer you keep talking about Max Keeble trivia and lore, like about the story where one of the monkeys there jerked it on a child, or how Josh Peck apparently had his first beer on set, the more likely that your method works on the person. And once it works, it works forever.

Lets say it takes an hour of Max Keeble conversation to have a 100% success rate.

Would you use this to pick up attractive people on the daily?

I mean, I guess so. If it worked...

But if it fails youll never be able to talk to that person ever again.

Would you risk a full proof method if the failure of that method meant any future wooing would be impossible?
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In order for that method to work, you need to tell them trivia about critically panned movie Max Keebles Big Move. And they need to voluntarily stay for the entire time.

The longer you keep talking about Max Keeble trivia and lore, like about the story where one of the monkeys there jerked it on a child, or how Josh Peck apparently had his first beer on set, the more likely that your method works on the person. And once it works, it works forever.

Lets say it takes an hour of Max Keeble conversation to have a 100% success rate.

Would you use this to pick up attractive people on the daily?
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Bulbasaur posted...

you actually like the zesteria music?

I like the elemental temple songs. Maybe one or two more
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Like... 5? Ive been so bummed with my current situation that I havent really gone out.

Plus a huge percentage of people in the Orlando area are busted looking as hell.
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Think of is video game music

Yeah bro, Drake is okay, but Im constantly blasting the music from Mother 3 into my ears when Im at the gym. Sometimes I like to mix it up with the Fire/Water Temple songs from Tales of Zestiria. And I recently started listening through the entirety of Xenoblade 2s album.

<_<
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If he keeps even 20% of that money to himself and his family, hes a piece of shit.

Who even needs that much cash?
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Doctor Foxx posted...

PK_Spam posted...

Its quotable, and some of the gifs those guitars make are pretty decent. Its fine. Its not 30 Rock or Always Sunny, but its... fine

I honestly think Schitts Creek is the better Netflix Comedy. Though I have some personal problems with the length of some of the subplots. Some of them literally only last like 2 minutes.

But its good too. Give it a shot

Schittts Creek is CBC not Netflix

Its considered a Netflix Original here in the US though. Figured thats where TC is from because, yknow, American centralism bias
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Its quotable, and some of the gifs those guitars make are pretty decent. Its fine. Its not 30 Rock or Always Sunny, but its... fine

I honestly think Schitts Creek is the better Netflix Comedy. Though I have some personal problems with the length of some of the subplots. Some of them literally only last like 2 minutes.

But its good too. Give it a shot
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Jen0125 posted...

SpaceBear_ posted...

Get fucked, Brandon.

brandon needs jesus

I do ;)
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Unrepentant posted...

I think, if you were ok with a white woman (Scarlett Johansson) playing an Asian character (the Major) you are a racist.
Also, if you had a problem with a black man (Idris Elba) playing a white character (the gunslinger) you are a racist.
Wait... Something about that doesn't sound right.

But The Major is supposed to be Asian. Like its even a thing in the movie that we see shes supposed to be Asian.

The Gunslinger is just a guy. His race has nothing to do with his character or where hes from, so he could be played by anyone.

Yall always get upset when a black character takes what would be thought of as a traditionally white character, but then you all ignore the shoehorned in white protagonists (looking at you Gods of Egypt) or the white actors who take roles that are LITERALLY Asian people.
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Mead posted...

Problem now is that theyll go with a trans actor to try and do right by the person the film is based on but without a big name it likely wont make much money

So executives will look at that result for years and come to the conclusion that they shouldnt hire trans actors for major roles because they dont draw audiences

But they wouldnt have hired any trans actors anyway if it did well with Johansson.

If anything, any future products about trans people will cast them because the backlash was THAT bad
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Dont you have a child to overfeed with McDonalds?
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Jen0125 posted...

You're literally holding your brand new fresh from the vagina baby in your arm and the only thing you can think to do is... Post on poll of the day.

Jen fucking murdered me here with that.
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Sunny is literally the human embodiment of those shitty republican stories where they meet a Democrat and school them with a stupid hypothetical.

And every single time I go to a pharmacy, I see at least 3 old men who look like Sunny did 5 years ago.
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I prefer to imagine him pacing back and forth in his living room having an imaginary argument with Jen until his wife tells him to shut the fuck up
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Sunny, hows that incoming divorce coming along?
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Im so glad I kept having night terrors, because I otherwise wouldnt be awake to see Sunny constantly put his foot in his mouth again and again
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Cacciato posted...

ClarkDuke posted...

Why not get a job, ok?

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Monopoman posted...

Does any other beloved authors have a song about how badly they are wanted?

I don't think so....

Rebeccca Bloom didnt have to save mankind with that song

But she did
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WOw! The ending to this movie was laughably bad and stupid. And the featurette has Micheal B jordan talking up the book like it was some cornerstone of society when it is, and was, just riding on the coattails of other dystopias.

Questionmarktarius posted...

PK_Spam posted...

Yeah, 1984 is FANTASTIC. Im trying to get my sister to watch the movie with me soon. Thats why were watching 451

It's just too bad the only bluray release is Region-B, and the only watchable DVD I could find is a region-0 from Korea.

Just watch it online ;)
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Questionmarktarius posted...

PK_Spam posted...

I wasnt even born until 10 years later. But was it that bad? Or did I misinterpret your comment and it was sarcasm

Believe it or not, Reagan was actually more actively hated than Trump, so far anyway, probably because neither election was even close.

Also, 1984 (1984) really is a pretty good movie. John Hurt sold the fuck out of it.

Yeah, 1984 is FANTASTIC. Im trying to get my sister to watch the movie with me soon. Thats why were watching 451
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I couldnt help but scream FLAME ON! when Montag (played by micheal B Jordan) burned that guy to death
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Beatty is SO queer coded in the new movie its crazy.

Beattys all I like to read and write, but I have to do it in secret! But its soooo dirty and nobody could know I do this. Mmmmm Montag, read Crime and Punishment again.

Questionmarktarius posted...

PK_Spam posted...

And 451 (the movie) is continuing the trend by coming out after everyone started talking about 1984 after Trump became president.

Were you around for everyone talking about 1984 in 1984? Fun times.
Pretty good movie, too.

I wasnt even born until 10 years later. But was it that bad? Or did I misinterpret your comment and it was sarcasm
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I like how Montags wife isnt in the movie because her whole purpose in the book was tv is bad and how ironic that would.
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Monopoman posted...

Lol, the book is a classic TC.

Lets be honest here, Fahrenheit 451 was clearly written because 1984 was such a big hit a few years before.

And 451 (the movie) is continuing the trend by coming out after everyone started talking about 1984 after Trump became president.
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Outside of obvious exceptions like Hunger Games and the other young adult dystopias.

But... yeah. Its so fucking simple and the basic moral of it outside of FACISM is television is bad.

And it looks like the movie is cutting out the latter.
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ICOYAR get a job
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Is it true that women pee out of their butts?
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Sorta

Now the guy just makes over 2k a month making VG Cats porn. Im not kidding. Go on the website, he has his patreon listed and everything.

How times change...
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Digimon posted...

what is wrong with her hands

Shes, like, a rabbit lady or something.
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Okay, but why does Crash look like everyones local tweaker?
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green dragon posted...

You could've just deleted the topic and fixed the typo

And spend MORE time on the weekend not playing vidya games?!
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*It not use

I need to start fucking spell checking my shit
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So my sister bought the trilogy for our Switch, and for the life of me, I CANNOT grasp the physics of this game. There seems to be SO little margin for error in the platforming that you die ALL the time because you didnt push the control stick soon enough by just a millisecond.

Even the bonus stage I just won after 5 minutes gave me trouble in the part where I had to bounce on 2 consecutive boxes.

Is the shitty physics the reason why nobody talked about this series until the rerelease came out?
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Wow! Got this last month, and with the DLC stuff, I STILL have stuff to do. This game has seriously been keeping me from writing. Its goddamn dangerous.
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xOmniCloudx posted...

Lol at men trying to control what women can do with their body yet also preaching freedom despite spewing religious venom in the name of Christianity all while hypocritically shunnin Islam who are barely any different from them.

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>_>

*song
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I cant think think of another villain song from those movies that are... good.

Villain songs usually suck really bad
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He was Jeff in Community, btw.

I just saw him in Santa Clarita Diet, and I realized he has NO range other than snarky asshole. Can you imagine not being able to succeed with Santa Claritas stellar writing?
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Shes just getting ready for global warming and the inevitable flooding of the earth.

Yall laugh now, but while the rest of us are all drowning 500 feet under water, shell be using those built in floaties to doggy paddle her way to safety.
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Theyve stooped to making videos about memes related to games that gave them a ton of views



This is worse than the billion FNaF videos theyve made. Its not like theres a lack of games out there with interesting things to talk about. But looks like theyre gonna continue playing it safe until the next big indie game comes out.
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Anyway, who are you guys planning on maining in the new game?
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Replaying Mother 3 made me realize how much I love this game. Ive been maiming Shulk/Ness/Duck Hunt... but I might be replacing Ness this time around.

I like Lucas WAY more. Hopefully he has some good kill options in Sma5h outside of PK Rocket and his back throw.
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