Current Events > CYOA: You are a Magikarp and your grandfather is dying of cancer.

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3PiesAndAFork posted...

A. It's only a swalot. Time to get closer to becoming a Gyarados.

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This is not how the Ninth Step of Alcoholics Anonymous is supposed to work but we'll take it.

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E.

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E: You're not scared of the Elite 4 when you have one of your own! go Bruno!

Bruno's way bigger than this guy. He's got this.... right?

You throw your pokeball and Bruno emerges in all his glory! The Swalot stops dead in its tracks in intimidtion.

Bruno: "-ears! ... Hey where did the crowd go? Where's my badge?"

Koga is taken aback and expresses emotion for the first time.

Koga: "Bruno!?"
Bruno: "Koga!?"

Koga: "I should have known you were behind this nonsense. What are you even doing here?"

Bruno: "Um... What are YOU doing here!?"

Koga: "Going to Victory Road to continue my many years of being near undefeated on the Elite 4. Because I don't get trounced by children."

Bruno: "Oh.... That's... Okay that's actually... a good reason."

Koga: "Now tell me, what's so special about this pokeball that Team Rocket is so desperately after?"

Bruno: "Huh? I dunno what you're talking about."

Koga: "Now there's a surprise... As useless as always"

Bruno: "About as surprising and useless as your ugly face!"

Koga: "You've literally never seen my face."

Bruno: "Exactly! Only an ugly dude would have to hide their looks behind a mask all day. Imagine being 'Too good looking to be seen?' talk about an oxy-... ermm...umm Oxy..."

Koga: "-moron."

Bruno: "Hey shuddap! Don't insult me because I don't do words good."

Koga: "Trust me, I speak on behalf of all of Kanto when I say you have never done anything 'good' in your entire life Bruno."

Bruno: "Why you! Take this!"

Bruno lunges forward with a thrust kick but Koga dodges to the side with a cartwheel. Bruno tries a few more swings but Koga evades every blow with impresive agility and does a series of backflips to get away from the strikes.

Koga: "That was always your problem Bruno. You never understood that there is more to competition than physical strength. That's why you couldn't hang with the Elite 4. My daughter could wipe the floor with you. Where are all your pokemon anyway?"

Bruno: "I.... I lost them."

Koga: "Of course, to be expected. The ability to take care of pokemon is one of the many skills you never had. If you can't take care of your own pokemon, you ultimately can never succeed."

Wait didn't someone say Koga lost one of his a mintue ago?

Bruno: "Yeah wel-"

Koga: "And you Bruno, can never succeed. Now crawl back to the nearest dank bar and do well not to disturb my presence again."

The Swalot points and laughs at Bruno's humiliation.

Bruno: "Wait is that your Swalot?"
Koga: "Yeah?"
Bruno: "Imma kick it."
Koga: "Don't you dare do that!"
Bruno: "Immado it!"
Koga: "Dang it!"

Bruno switches targets, runs up and punts the Swalot full force, sending it flying across the corridor with a squeal, directly towards the door to the Casino.

Koga rushes after it and protectively catches it in mid-air before it colides head first into the door. However this leaves him open to attack and Bruno was anticpating that. Bruno aggressively tackles Koga the moment his feet land on the ground.

The 3 barrell through the door with tremendous velocity. It leads straight into an upper level of the Casino. They roll down a staircase in a mishapen ball before crashing through the bannister and plummeting several feet landing hard directly ontop of a Roulette Table. Looks like 33 black.

You hop through the door to follow the action and looking down from the upper section you see dozens of terrified passengers and staff gasping in shock and scattering across the room until they form distant onlooking crowds. The only one moving towards the fight is that Winston boy you saw earlier.



All 3 are hurt and breathing heavy. After a moment Bruno winds up ontop of Koga due to his size and tries to punch him but Koga swivels out of the way and gets free. He tries to leap off the table but Bruno grabs his ankles, making Koga faceplant awkwardly into a pile of chips. The Swalot tries to eat Bruno's left leg but it's too big due to all the fat and muscle, casuing the Swalot to just sort of get stuck. Leaving the specatle of the three of them spread across the table. Koga at the wheel held by the ankles kicking for freedom, Bruno in kind held by the Swalot on the grid and the Swalot dangling on Bruno's leg hanging off the side.

Winston: "Koga! What is the meaning of this!?"

Koga: "It's just a big strong dumb brute who doesn't know his place. I'll be gone in a moment."

He still sounds surprisingly calm and emotionless for his predicament.

Bruno: "You take that back!"

Koga: "Fine, you're not strong."

Bruno: "Now that's more li- HHEY! Shuddap!"

Winston: "You ! You're on my Zepplein assaulting my bodyguard! Stop this at once! You're making a mockery of my maiden voyage!"

Bruno: "Your dumb hair already did that blondie. Did your mommy do that for you?"

Winston: "You're the second person to insult me on my own Zeppelin today and that's twice too many. Zigzagoon! Bring me this knave's wobbling tongue!"

Winston throws a pokeball and a Zigzagoon emerges. Going right for Bruno.

Zigzagoon: "Zigzagoon Zigzagoon!" (Prepare to feel my Ziggy wrath!)

Bruno: "Come on them! Bring it! One at a time or alltogether! It's all the same to me!"

Team Rocket Onlooker #1: "Is this what we were told to look out for?"
Team Rocket Onlooker #2: "Nah its just some muscular fat guy fist fighting a ninja, a Zigzagoon, Swalot and Rich Brat on a roulette table. Nothing interesting."
Team Rocket Onlooker #1: "Ah right yeah, Boss told us to find a Magikarp. Keep your eyes peeled"

Bruno is outnumbered.
What do you do:

A. Get down there and help him clean the house!
B. Bruno's got this by himself, let's just watch.
C. He needs back up! Pikachu! I Choose you!
D: He needs back up! TRAINER! (Injured) (Accuracy Drop)
E: 2 heads are cooler than one! Back him up Dr Cool-Joy! (Injured) (Accuracy Drop)
F. Withdraw Bruno and run away.
G. Abandon Bruno to create a distraction and run away.

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C

I think I owe to the GoFundMe for Bruno's therapy now.

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A.

Kindly tag us when you make the next topic please.

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A. This is the sort of thing that can only be solved with a Splash. Preferably on Winstons hair.

Though what we really need is our buddy Grimer.

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A. Get down there and help him clean the house!

Don't worry Bruno! I got your back!

You hop as fast as you can and leap off the edge of the upper floor, aiming for Winston square in his smug big blond face as you plummet.

You feel the wind brush through your clothes and scales as you fall and then you feel the cold hard ground. With a loud intense smack you crash into the floor about 2 feet away from Winston. Aiming is hard when balancing on a stick.

Luckily your thick scales, the rod and the clothes took the brunt of the impact, so it didn't hurt too much. However your fishing rod splits upon impact, breaking it beyond repair and forcing you to hop much closer to the ground. The onlookers gasp in horror as it looks to them like you just broke both your legs and arms and are now squirming across the floor with flailing jelly for limbs.

Winston: "WHAT THE?"

He looks down on you by his feet as you look up and squirm around making burbling noises. The sight disgusts him as he kicks you away softly with his foot like he was shooing an unwanted cat. In the confusion Koga manages to break free of Bruno's grasp and leap off the table with a flip. Landing on his feet.

At the same time the Zigzagoon goes for Double-Edge on Bruno but with Koga out of the way, Bruno simply sits up and holds his Swalot covered leg out, causing the Zigzagoon to attack the Swalot directly in the ass.

The Swalot squeals a muffled scream in pain while still stuck on Bruno's leg as the Zigzagoon is hurt by the recoil of his own attack.

Bruno rolls foward and while balancing on one leg he picks you up by the pant legs, grabing the end of the rod and starts swinging you llike a Morning Star. He sweeps Winston's legs causing him to fall onto his butt and scootch backwards across the floor.

You: "Magikarp Magikarp!" (I did not consent to this!)

He's about to smash you over Winston's head when the Zigzagoon intervenes so Bruno changes target and smacks you directly across the Zigzagoon's face, sending it hurtling over a Blackjack table. It hurts but you're sure it hurt the Zigzagoon a lot more. Bruno then tries to swing you at Koga but he expertly dodges with a ninja slide.

The crowd is gasping in shock on each strike. It looks like he's using a cippled person as a weapon. You're gasping too, just in pain. The recoil of each blow is taking it out of you.

Winston: "WHAT IS THIS NUTCASE DOING TO THAT GUY!?"

Koga: "Hmmph. That's not a guy. That's the Magikarp that has Team Rocket so wound up. For some reason it's working with Bruno here."

Winston: "What!? Why!? How!?"

Koga: "That's what I intend to find out."

Team Rocket Onlooker #1: "Wait that IS what the boss is after! Let's get him! Go Rat-gjaflfah."
Team Rocket Onlooker #2: "Hey what are you flaaaaaagh.."

Koga leaps behind the first Team Rocket member and knocks him out with a chop to the back of the head, then in one swift motion takes out the second with a palm thrust to the throat. Making him fall to the ground and wheeze before passing out. This thins out the crowd as several people start fleeing the Casino in fear for their safety.

Winston: "What do you think you're doing!? As annoying as those goons are, you're attacking my paying customers!"

Koga: "You wouldn't understand. He attacked my pokemon. This is something I have to do myself."

Winston: "Oh shut up. I am in no mood for this. You need to start listening to me right now or you're fired!"

Koga: "I quit."

Koga withdraws Swalot, freeing Bruno's leg. Then throws a pokeball and Skuntank emerges. The Skuntank furiously swipes at the Zigzagoon, destroying it in seconds.

Zigzagoon has fainted.

Winston: "HAVE YOU COMPLETELY LOST YOUR M-"

Koga: "Stay out of this."

Koga and the Skuntank start walking towards you and Bruno, sizing you up. Bruno holds you over his shoulder like a club and he's limping again, can he go 5 minutes without hurting his damn leg?

There's no where to run now.

What do you do?

A: Tell Bruno to go wild.
B: Tell Bruno to put you down. We'll attack seperately.
C: Use Super-potion on yourself.
D: User Super-Potion on Bruno.
E: Withdraw Bruno. Go Pikachu!
D: Withdraw Bruno. I choose you TRAINER! (Injured) (Accuracy Drop)
E: Withdraw Bruno. Dr Cool-Joy has this.(Injured) (Accuracy Drop)
F: Offer to pay Koga for his services. ($150)

Inventory: $287
Broken Fishing Rod
Disguise
Super-Potion
Medicine
Fishing Lure
Breathmints
Cinnabar Island Gym Badge

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D, followed by A.

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A.

Make us into fish-chucks with the broken pole.

Somehow

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DrizztLink posted...

A.

Make us into fish-chucks with the broken pole.

Somehow

It's like that, just imagine wood, clothes and to scale lol.

You're still tethered to it and it's still tied to the pants. it's just splitting in the middle.

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Lol, that makes me want to have us use Flail while Bruno swings us like a flail.

A might lead to that, so Im voting A.

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A

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this is the single greatest moment of my life

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A is the obvious correct answer

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A.

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A: Tell Bruno to go wild.

You: "Magi? Karp!" (Bruno? Kill!)

Bruno seems to understand as he lunges forward on one leg and starts flailing you around at Koga.

The swings are vicious and you hear ringing in your ears but Koga is too fast, he just dodges every blow. Suddenly Koga backs off a little, making Bruno extend himself on each swing.

You realize what he's doing. He's trying get Bruno off balance to set up an attack from Skuntank.

You: "Mag-I-karp Mag-I-karp!" (To the left to the left!)

Skuntank tries to spray toxic vapors at you but Bruno manages to swing you at it just in time. Smashing the Skuntank in the backside with the side of your face. This knocks the Skuntank to to side and makes it spray at nothing before backing off.

The recoil hurt you a lot more than smacking into the Zigzagoon. That means means hurt it more too right?

Bruno is standing in a weird pose, spinning you round and round over his head with one hand hand beckoning Koga to bring it with the other.

Winston: "Who the heck is this guy!?"

Bruno: "I am Bruno of the Elite 4! Through rigorous training, people and Pokmon can become strongerwithout limit. I've lived and trained with my Fighting-type Pokmon! And that will never change!"

Koga: "No you're not part of the Elite 4 and your only pokemon is a Magikarp. Plenty has changed and you have extremely obvious limits. Only thing that will never change is your losing streak."

Bruno: "I'll have you know I just beat Blaine I'm front of a roaring crowd!"

Koga: "Your father-in-law? That guy's still around?"

Winston: "Realllly. YOU beat Blaine? Prove it. Where's your badge?"

Bruno: "I ... umm..Well the thing is... I didn't... I don't have a badge. But I did beat him! Really I did."

Winson: "Yeah of course you did."

Koga: "Just like you're really worthy of being on the Elite 4 I suppose?"

Bruno: "Shaddap! Don't you mock me! Let me show you exactly what I can do!"

Bruno rushes forward, waving you around in his hand but in his anger he doesn't think and puts all his weight on his bad leg. Making him collapse, fall on his face and drive his knee straight into your back.

Bruno and you writhe around on the floor for an awkwardly uncomfortable long time. He clutches his leg and groans in pain. You realize now Koga was provoking him into this.

Winston: "Right..."

Bruno: "Uggh... this is worse than drinking toilet cleaner."

Koga: "How do you know that? You know what, some things are best left unknown. Skuntank! Poison them!"

The Skuntank rushes forward while you're still down and Belches loudly in Bruno's face. It's not very effective.

Bruno headbutts the Skuntank while it's at point blank range, then grabs it by the arms while it's reeling and uses Seismic Toss, hurling the Skuntank over his head and across the room.

Before you could react Bruno grabs you again throws you like a projectile right at the Skuntank. The moment after it smashed into the ground, you collide directly into it and both crash into a slot machine which activates from the impact and lands lands on Feebas, Magikarp and Weedle. No prize.

You're both wheezing in a pile of pain when Bruno leaps across the room and tries to finish Skuntank off with an elbow drop.

Koga withdraws it at the last moment, making Bruno drop an elbow on nothing right next to you. His elbow landing an inch away from your face was too close for your comfort.

Bruno: "Hey! Stop switching out your pokemon whenever you're losing!"
Koga: "No."

With another wrist flick, Koga hurls a pokeball and and a Venomoth emerges. Floating through the air.

Bruno: "Gwhahah! That looks more frail than blondie."

Winston: "I will not endure another moment of this! All of you cease this at once!"

Bruno ignores him, hops forward on one leg, leaps into the air with you firmly in his grasp and spins only for the Venomoth to flap its wings and engulf Bruno in powder.

Bruno's spin turns into a limp corkscrew in the air. He drops straight down onto a poker table, sending playing cards flying in all directions before he slides off it, flopping back to the ground with his face resting on one of the unconscious Team Rocket Member's boots and aces'n'eights cards sprawled across his back. Dragging you along with him every step of the way.

Then he starts snoring loudly. You're now stuck under his enormous frame although ironically you realize his enormous frame is all that protected you from the Sleep Powder. Most of the crowd have fled at this point, leaving only a handful of onlookers.

Koga: "I tried to warn him. Only a fool relies on Brute force alone. A well placed strategy is worth 10,000 men."

You try to nudge Bruno awake but all that manages to do is make him fart loudly.

Bruno: "zzzzZzzzzzz.. Nooo I don't wanna go to church mommy...zzzZzzzz... I wanna play with my rocks... Zzzzzz."

Winston: "You're destroying everything!
Do you have any idea how expensiv-"

Koga : "I've already warned you once not to interfere."

Winston: "How dare you talk to me like th-"

Koga: "There will not be a 3rd time."

Winston: "Why you....grrr.."

The Venomoth is making another pass. You're not worried, it doesn't look too tough, you'll just get it when when comes close.... And it doesn't come close.

Staying high in the air it starts to glow for a moment, then blasts you with a Psybeam.

Critical Hit!

It hurts like hell as you're sent rolling out from under Bruno and sliding across the floor until you crash face-first into another slot machine then crumple into a heap In front of it.

The slot machine activates from the blow and lands on 3 Gyarados, causing the machine to light up and make beeping noises before pouring a jackpot of coins right ontop of your head in a painful waterfall of metal.

You: "Magikarp Magikarp... " (That's just not fair...)

Koga picks you up by the mouth with his fingers and lifts you into the air, coins roll down your face and inside your clothes as he holds you there dangling in his grasp.

Koga: "You chose your friends poorly. Now I will discover your secrets."

He pulls out a Great Ball and holds it right in front of your now wide eyes.

He's got you by the mouth! You can't use any of your items!

What do you do?

A. Scream for Bruno to wake up and save you.
B. Scream for Winston to rescue you.
C. Beg Koga to let you go.
D. Try to flick the Great Ball out of his hand and back at him.
E. Try to thrust your jagged broken rod directly into his groin.
F. Bite down as hard as you can.
G. Submit. He's just too strong.

Inventory: $287
Broken Fishing Rod
Disguise
Super-Potion
Medicine
Fishing Lure
Breathmints
Cinnabar Island Gym Badge
Loose gambling coins

Next update will be in a new topic

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E. I like where that's going.

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Tag me when you make it please
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need a tiebreaker

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Guns_of_Verdun posted...

need a tiebreaker

E into D ? :P
Gotta damage the enemy before you catch them right?

Bump.

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Magikarp was the grandfather all along. Gyarados was a room outside.

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D. We need to capture all the Elite Four. All of them.

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