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A) Chicago Mob Boss

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NICE lol

CobraGT posted...

A) Chicago Mob Boss

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I need a tiebreak

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B

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B. No

You make a celebratory flop and then head to the ball, but you're too far away. Your bucket's been kicked (literally) as Jessie lets go of TRAINER, easily beats you to the Master Ball and picks it up.

You Lost Item: Master Ball.

Jessie: "So... The boss is inside here? And he's trapped? Like forever?"

You flop up and down trying to grab it from her hand, but she'll too tall. Also you have no arms or fingers. You can't reach and she just kicks you across the room. It hurts your pride more than your body.

James: "I guess. He said it was the Master Ball. Totally impenetrable."

Meowth: "The Magikarp did it! Maybe it can let the boss out? Or maybe if it dies..."

James: "WE could free him!"

Jessie makes a loud performative "Hmmm" sound and then casually tosses the Master Ball down the air vent, causing everyone in the room to jump up in shock... Except TRAINER who is still down for the count clutching her face.

Jessie: "We could but then that happened."
James: "WHAT!?"
Meowth: "What!?"
You: "Magikarp!?" (What!?)
Persian: "Persian!?" (What!?)
Grimer: "GRIMER!... Grimer." (What!? ... Still helping.)

Jessie chuckles and dons Giovanni's jacket. It's ridiclously too large for her but she doesn't seem to care. Then she sits down in his chair and crosses her legs.

Jessie: "Looks like I am the boss now."

James: "I... I don't think that's how it works. You can't just sit in the big Chair and declare yourself the Chairwoman."
TRAINER: "Chairperson!"

Jessie: "Well I say it does! And I'm the boss so nyyyyah!" She bashes James on the head and sticks her tongue out.

Persian let's go of TRAINER's face and launches at Jessie with a loud aggressive hiss.

Persian: "PERSIAN! Perrrrrrsiaaan..." (TRAITOR! Ill Geenytymymymyymymymfm)

Jessie simply grabs Persian by the scruff of the neck and it goes limp.

Jessie: "Thanks for teaching me that little trick little girl."

TRAINER: "I have no idea what is going on and I am in tremedous pain."

James: "Yeah, welcome to Team Rocket kiddo."

Jessie puts Persian in a cat carrier and closes the cage door. Persian aggressively sticks one of it's legs out and starts waving it around but it's trapped and useless.

Meowth: "I could get to like this new administration.... There's just one problem 'boss'..."

Jessie: "Hmmm?"

Meowth: "DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID!? That was the prototype!"

Jessie: "So?"

Meowth: "So it wasn't mass produced yet! Think about it, the boss was so sure of this thing that he didn't need us no more! So what do you think is going to happen when the rest of Team Rocket find out? Question one is going to be where's the boss and question 2 is going to be where's the thing we suspended all our plans for so we could finish perfecting and have our entire enterprise resting all of it's entire future on!? See we kinda need the absolutely priceless thing to learn how to replicate the absoltuely priceless thing!"

Jessie: "Ah... And I threw it down the-"

Meowth: "And you threw it down the air vent. Yes. So what do we do about that then boss?"

Jessie: "Ermm.... Well....What I meant was James is the leader now." She frantically tries to take the jacket off and hand it to James but he won't take it.
James: "I am not! This is your mess. You sovle it."
Jessie: "Co-Chairperson?"
TRAINER: "Thank you."
James: "No!"

Jessie: "I ask you to do ONE thing! Fine! I'll solve this myself! We'll just go get it back! It can't have gone far. How much air does something in the middle of the air need anyway? Hmm.. The vent It's too big for the Ekans I think. Meowth! Crawl into the vents and go find that ball!"

Meowth: "Why do I have to do it!?"

Jessie: "Well you have a choice. You can get in the vents or you can get in that pet carrier."

Meowth: "Why I outta.... Smghghffhf... Blah! I miss the old administration."

Meowth reluctantly clambers into the air vent and starts crawling around.

James: "In the meantime what do we do about these ... Whatever they are." he indicates to you, Grimer and TRAINER.

Grimer: "Grimer!" (HELLO!)

Jessie: "Come now James. We don't need to dirty our hands with that anymore. That's for the help! Securrrrrrrittttttttyyy!" she calls out in a sing-song voice.

3 burly men in Team Rocket Jumpsuits burst into the room immediately.

Team Rocket member: "What is it!? Where's the boss!? What the heck is going on in here!?"

Jessie: "He had to go. But he left me charge, see he even gave me his jacket and Persian. So We need you to expose of these interlopers for us."

Team Rocket member: "Seems legit. Let's get them fellas." They begin to advance on you.

Grimer: "Grimer! Grimer!" (I know a secret way out! Follow me)

You barely have time to withdraw TRAINER as Grimer pulls you into the airvent... Literally the only way out and one you all were aware of... You both slide down the vent. Bashing about into the sides and walls as the vent zigs and zags arcross the Zeppelin. Why did you have to be at the very top!?

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It doesn't take long for you to overtake Meowth. For perhaps the first and only time, you're faster than him. Meowth is taking his time, gripping onto the walls with his claws to crawl about it. Grimer and you just slide and plummet about like you're on a slip'n'slide. Grimer because it doesn't care and you because you can't grip onto anything and Grimer's ooze is making you tumble about.

Meowth: "What the- hey!"

Eventually your slide comes to a halt as you land flat on a stretch of purely horizontal vents. Grimer's goo is repulsive to all your senses but at least it help breaks your falls. You see through some grates beneath you that you are high up, directly above a stage. The curtain is closed but you can see the most beautiful woman you've ever seen, with fiery orange hair and an colorful flowery dancers dress. She's pacing about in circles. Looks like she's prepping for a show. Wait you've seen her picture on the posters! That's Copper Rose!

Then you look ahead and beyond Grimer you see it! The Master Ball! It's about 2 feet in front you! Resting on another grate. Grimer squleches forward and picks it up.

Grimer: "Grimer!" (I found it! Brilliant!)

Grimer's mass starts to sink through the grate and the newfound weight makes it begin to give way. The sudden collaspe causes Grimer to drop the Master Ball down through the now larger hole and towards the stage.

Grimer: "Grimer!" (I dropped it! Amazing!)

The grate completely crumbles and Grimer starts to plummet.

Grimer: "Grimer!" (I fell! Awesome!)

Oh ye gods. What to do. You've got a massive drop to certain doom ahead of you and a massive climb to certain doom behind. You hear Meowth getting closer every moment. You're a sitting duck in the vent... Well sitting fish anyway. You don't even have room to use a pokeball. Relucatantly you take a deep breath and press forward. Plummeting down the hole Grimer just created.

Copper Rose: "I can't believe they bring me all the way out here and then make me wait. ME! Copper Rose! I can't take anymore of this. I'm better than this! I swear! I'm this close to losing it!"

The Master Ball (And some chunks of metal grate) drop out of the sky and bonk her right in the head. The Master Ball rolls down her back and gets caught in the petal themed petticoats of her dress.

Copper Rose: "Owwwwwwwwwwww! What the-"

She rubs her head and then looks up.

Splat!

Grimer shortly follows the Masterball and lands directly on Copper Rose's face. Coating her entire body in smelly goop. She leans forward instinctively, coughing and spluttering.

Copper Rose: "Eww! Eww! EWW! This day cannot possibly get any worse."

Then you follow Grimer and plummet directly onto her back with a smack, causing her to faceplant to the ground and slam her face directly into grimer's body upon landing, with your weight on top of her, pressing her further into the mass of goop. Luckily she broke you fall and I suppose Grimer broke hers.

Copper Rose: "I AM 200% DONE! I QUIT! AND YOU! YOU'RE GOING DOWN THE DRAIN!"

Grimer: "Grimer Grimer Grimer Grimer!" (Attractive women keep trying to kill me! That's brilliant! You know Some people pay good moeny for that!)

She quickly gets back to her feet and storms of the left side of stage towards her dressing room, holding Grimer in front of her with both arms like she was holding a dirty diaper. They leave a trail of goop as they go.

OH no! She's unwittingly taking the Master Ball (and consequently, Giovanni) with her! You can see it caught up in her dress! You try to pursue her and really begin to miss your bucket as you just kind of hop and down on the spot when suddenly bright stage lights turn on, illuminating the entire stage. You hear an annoucer's voice over the PA system.

Annoucer: "Ladies and Gentlemen, weeeeeeeeeelcome to Winston's Zeppelin's debut voyage! And allow us all to present to you, what you have ALL been waiting for! The one! The Only! The Exotic Wonder of the East! The irresistable! Copper! ROOOOOSE!"

There is a thunderous applause. Elegant music starts to play as the curtain draws open, exposing you alone in the center of the stage, slowly awkwardly flopping around vaguely traveling towards the left in front of hundreds of puzzled spectators, surrounded by Grimer goo and making fart and spitting noises as you try to expell the horrible goo from your mouth. You wonder if your mom would be proud of you. You are center stage.

A few dozen Oddishes appear behind you on a raised platform and start to perform a heavily choreographed, well practiced dance routine until slowly one by one they stop when they notice you, the confused crowd and the lack of Copper Rose. Then they just stand there awkwardly not knowing what to do now.

Crowd Member #14: "After all the delays... This is the show?"

Crowd Member #47: "I get the Copper but I don't see where the Rose comes in."
Crowd Member #48: "It's symbolic dear. The Rose is a metaphorical representation of her interpretative dance."
Crowd Member #47: "I don't get it."
Crowd Member #48: "I'm not surprised dear, it's very high brow. You probably wouldn't be able to understand it."
Crowd Member #47: "Wow you're so smart honey."

Worker #2: "I bailed on my shift for this? I better not get my pay docked."

Crowd Member #154: "She's nothing like she looks in the pictures."

Crowd Member #17: "They like some weird shit in the East...."

Crowd Member #13: "Why does it smell? Is it supposed to smell so bad?"

The music abbruptly stops and the curtains slowly close as a small handful of the audience very politely clap out of courtesy.

Then before you can process what just happened, Meowth lands directly behind you. Perfectly on his feet despite the steep drop. You're filled with envy and a little concern. The Oddishes are more confused than ever.

Meowth: "There's no way that Ball went any further than here! Where is it!? You've got it haven't you!? I knew you were a troublemaker the minute I saw you! I recongize my own kind! You don't know what you're messing with do ya!? Hand it over!"

Meowth extends his claws.

What do you do?

A. Make a dash for Copper Rose's dressing room. You don't have time for this.
B. Fight Meowth. Use Struggle!
C: Fight Meowth. Go for the scruff of his neck!
D. Fight Meowth. Time to redeem yourself TRAINER! (Injured) (Accuracy Drop)
E. Fight Meowth. There's plenty of room to swing a cat here! Get 'em Bruno!
F: Fight Meowth. I'm sure Dr Cool-Joy is a cat person! I choose you!
G: Try to get the Oddishes on your side.
H: Go in front of the curtain and try to appeal to the audience for help.

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Guns_of_Verdun posted...

TRAINER: "I have no idea what is going on and I am in tremedous pain."

James: "Yeah, welcome to Team Rocket kiddo."

25 years later I still heard that in James' voice.

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Just to check out what pokeperson is out there ;)

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B. Let's try to gain exp points and evolve into Gyarados.

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Just dont hurt meowth too bad

Kanaya413 posted...

Just dont hurt meowth too bad

Meowth that's right?

More like MEOWTH CAN'T FIGHT



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F. The nurse will handle Meowth perfectly.

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F.

Dont purge

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Sorry I've been slacking on this lately

real life problems have been cutting into my messing around on the Internet time

I will try to make up for it

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No worries!
if yoU need to remake please tag me thanks

Likewise for me please.

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Guns_of_Verdun posted...

Sorry I've been slacking on this lately

real life problems have been cutting into my messing around on the Internet time

I will try to make up for it

it's fine dude, it's free work and we appreciate it.

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If you have to remake the topic, please tag me as well.

Bump.

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jumi posted...

Bump.

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Guns_of_Verdun posted...

Sorry I've been slacking on this lately

real life problems have been cutting into my messing around on the Internet time

I will try to make up for it

Take your time.

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A. Make a dash for Copper Rose's dressing room. You don't have time for this.

Ignoring Meowth's threats, you flop your way towards the dressing room. You were always more of a dog person anyway.

Meowth: "Hey are you deaf!? I was talking to you!... Hey! Don't ignore me! That's it! No more Mr nice kitty!"

You see Meowth get on all fours for the first time as he starts pelting towards you, closing the distance. He pounces on you and smacks you with both his front paws, which thanks to the trail of goo all over the place (and all over you) sends you you sliding across the stage and crashing into Copper Rose's dressing room door with a wet smack. The Oddishes are very confused.

Oh goodie, that saved some time... It also hurt... Alot. Ow...

Faintly on the other side of the curtain you hear some voices.
Crowd Member #47: "What's going on back there?"
Crowd Member #48: "Sounds like someone is being a bit of a diva. Oh my."

Thankfully Copper Rose's dressing room door has a turnhandle, not a twist handle as you flop into the air and catch the handle in your mouth. Forcing it open and making you plop into the dressing room. Meowth is in hot pursuit.

Meowth: "Stop ignoring me!"
You: "Magikarp." (No.)

Looking around the room you see several lockers, a dressing table and a row of several shower cubicles. One of which has a trail of goo leading up to it and is being used by Copper Rose behind a curtain. It's clear this was designed for several people despite Copper Rose hogging it for herself.

Oh no Grimer! Oh no, where's the Master Ball!? You can't see either anywhere.

You flop towards Copper Rose and reach the cubicle next to hers when Meowth catches up to you. He places a hind leg on your body, pinning you in place. Then raises his front right paw, claws fully extended. He's aiming right for your eyes!

Meowth: "It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-die!"

But instead of sharp pain you feel fresh rejuvenating water across your body. Water! The showers are automatic and motion activated! It's pouring all over you! It feels amazing and cleans the worst of the gunky goop off your scales. Meowth takes a step back and starts hissing. He hates the water! You love the water! Rules change kitty! You start splashing furiously,

You: "Magikarp! Magikarp!" (Take that! How do you like me noooooooow!?)

Meowth: "Stop it! That's really annoying! *hiss* I hate baths!"

It isn't hurting him but it's making him angry. Eventually Meowth snaps and bites you. It hurts but your tough scales kick in and break 2 of Meowth's teeth. Making him back up and clutch his jaw in pain.

Meowth: "Aaargh! What are you made of!? You are without a doubt the worst fish I have ever heard of"

Magikarp: "Magikarp Magikarp!" (But you have heard of me.)

Copper Rose: "EEEK! What are you doing in my dressing room!"

Copper Rose (wearing only a towel) heard the commotion and stepped out of the shower, only to see you and Meowth squabbling in her dressing room. Behind her you see Grimer, smaller than ever after being sprayed in shower water. Literally being washed away.

Meowth: "I don't care about you lady. I just want t-"

Copper Rose slaps Meowth across his already aching mouth.

Copper Rose: "Security!"

Two people burst into the room in Team Rocket Uniforms. Only these are black uniforms not gray.

Team Rocket Security Member Cassidy: "Perpare for Trouble...."
Team Rocket Security Member Butch: "...And make it doub-."

Meowth: "No! None of that! Shame on you!"

Butch: "Wait Meowth... is that you... What are you doing?"

Cassidy: "I always knew he was a creep."

You sense some hostility here between them.

Copper Rose: "This whole Zeppelin is overflowing with grotesque Pokemon. I insist that you take them away at once!"

Cassidy: "With pleasure! Oh I've been waiting for an excuse to do this." She reaches for her pokeballs.

Meowth: "No. Listen! The Boss!"

Cassidy heistates

Cassidy: "The Boss what?"

Meowth: "Trust me when I tell you, The Boss's secret Master Ball has been stolen. The boss has suspended all other projects until we get the Master Ball back! And this big stupid fish has it!"

Grimer: "Grimer Grimer!" (No it doesn't)

Cassidy: "What is it saying!?"

Meowth: "Where is it then then!?"

Grimer: "Grimer grimer grimer grime-" (Well the ball got stuck in her dress which was awesome so then I w-)

Meowth: "It's in the girl's dress! They don't have it!"
Butch: "He said it's in the girl's dress."
Cassidy: "Yes I know! I can understand him you dolt! It's the othe- nevermind! You! The permanent bad hair day girl. Where is your dress!?"

Copper Rose: "Excuse me!? How dare you! I'll have you know I won the Kanto be-"
Cassidy: "The dress!"

Copper Rose: "Hmmph! Well if you must know. I had the Maid take it down to the laundry to be cleaned. Now are you going to take these... things away or?"

Cassidy: "The laundry room! Come on!"

Copper Rose: "Now hold on! I have never been more outraged by anything in my life than my treatment on this cruise. You come back here right now and we are going to talk about my compensation!"

Butch, Cassidy and Meowth all charge out of the room. Copper Rose starts to follow them and sensing your oppotunity you leap up and grip onto the bottom of her towel with your mouth. Forcing her to carry you around as he chases them. Time to ride the Copper taxi! You'd never keep up otherwise. Grimer slowly slides out of the shower into safety and stands still in the middle of the empty room.

Grimer: "Grimer! Grimer! Grimer Grimer!" (Yay! I'm being abandoned again! Awesome! This is amazing. Don't worry about me or anything guys. I love being alone. Being left behind is brilliant! I don't miss my trainer at all!)

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The Oddishes are even more confused as Cassidy, Butch and Meowth sprint through the Zeppelin to make it to the Laundry Room before the dress is washed. When they reach it they swing the door open carelessly into the faces of someone and a Pikachu who were passing by. You didn't see who the person was as they fell behind the door unconcious with a loud thud, you just saw a red and white cap that fell to the ground ontop of a Pikachu. Hey that's the Pikachu you saw in the Cargo Hold earlier.

Butch stops and picks the Pikachu up.

Butch: "Hang on... I did it! I captured Pikachu!'
Cassidy: "No one cares anymore. Didn't you hear!? Boss' orders are to get this Ball!"
Butch: "Oh okay."

Butch casually drops Pikachu like a sack of potatos to the gorund and rushes into the laundry room. You (well Copper Rose) aren't far behind and upon entry find a maid, hard at work, cleaning, drying and folding uniforms. There are washer/dryer machines all around.

Maid: "What are you doing in here!?"

Butch: "We need Copper Rose's dirty laundry now! Before it's washed!"

Maid: "Eww you perverts! Get out of here!"

Cassidy: "There! In the laundry basket!.... *she notices it's full of dirty clothes and Grimer Goo* By all means go ahead Butch."

Reluctantly Butch starts shifting through a basket full of dirty clothes, topped off by Copper Rose's goo covered dress. He searches it throughly, getting more and more frustrated as he can't find anything, before he gives up and starts tearing the dress to pieces.

Copper Rose: "HEY! Do you have any idea how much that cost!?"

Maid: "I'm calling security."

Cassidy: "We are security!"

Butch: "It isn't here!"

Maid: "What isn't!?"

Copper Rose: "Well what about the pokeball on that dryer over there?"

All heads turn as she points at a pokeball, resting casually on of the dryers. Without a word, Cassidy rushes over to the dryer and picks it up.

Cassidy: "I got it!"

Maid: "Hey! That's not yours! Give it back!"

The maid takes the pokeball from Cassidy and starts wagging her finger. Cassidy responds by punching the maid between the eyes with a straight right hand. Knocking her out cold before she hits the ground and sending the ball flying into the air.

Butch: "I got it... I got it!"

Butch grabs the Pokeball but slips in the goo/wet dress remnants all over the floor and trips over, landing in a heap in the doorway ontop of the Pikachu, waking it up. This slip caused him to literally drop the ball and it rolls to Copper Rose's feet. She quickly scoops it up.

Copper Rose: "This is what you all were after? It doesn't seem special to me."

With impressive agility Meowth leaps across the room and snatches it from her hands before landing right next to you.

Meowth: "MINE! Ha! It's mine!"

With a slap of your fin you knock it out of Meowth's grasp, while still clinging onto the towel. As it flies across the room, you leap, slide across the slimy ground and catch it in your mouth before it lands. Huh... Seems smaller than you remembered.

You Obtained Item: Pokeball

Meowth: "The boss!"
Copper Rose: "The cat!"
Cassidy: "The fish!"
Butch: "The pikachu!"

You: "Magikarp Magikarp!" (Get them Giovanni!)

You throw the pokeball and in a flash of light... A Psyduck appears in the front of all of you, grabbing its own head and whining quietly. Everyone is stunned into silence, mouths agape.

You: "Magikarp." (The duck?)
Psyduck: "Psssssssssy...." (Owwww my head....)
Cassidy: "Why does the boss want.... a Psyduck?"
Meowth: "No! That's not the Master Ball! We were tricked!"
Cassidy: "You were the one who told us it was here! Should never listen to one of the Trio."
Butch: "So... Did we just steal that Maid's Psyduck?"
Copper Rose: "Not just that you all assaulted her! I'm adding that to my greivances."
Meowth: "Hey I didn't! If anything it's all the fish's fault. It started all this!"

Uhoh... Now they're all looking at you. You're about to take action when Cassidy picks you up without warning and starts carrying you. You squirm but you're too weak from Meowth's attacks to break her grip. Oh who are you kidding? At full strength you would still not be able to overpower her.

Cassidy: "As usual it's up to me to handle everything. I'll deal with this fish and then I'll find this Master Ball. Then I'm dealing with you cat."

Meowth: "This just isn't my day..."

Copper Rose: "Hey I don't like that thing either but don't you think you're being a little..."

Cassidy walks out of the laundry toom, past the barely concious Pikachu and straight up to one of the windows that she opens, causing cold wind to blow into the corridor. Uh-oh.

Cassidy: "No ticket."
Butch: "Pokemon don't need tickets C-
Cassidy: "One more word and I'm tossing you out too!"

With a swing she hurls you towards the open window. At the last second you desperately cling onto the top of the window frame with your mouth. Your body is flailing in the wind, hanging outside of the Zeppelin and your grip is slipping. It's not fair! Why can't you have sharp teeth and multiple long limbs like everyone else seems too!?

All you can see is the ocean 245 feet below and some land in the far distance. There are several Krokorok's in the water directly beneath you. Snapping and swimming around. Do they know what's happening? Or are they just following the Zeppelin!?

You can't reach your pokeballs/items in this state and you can't hold on much longer.

What do you do:

A: Try to climb onto the top of the Zeppelin from the outside. There's nothing good for you on this floor.
B: Appeal to Butch
C: Appeal to Cassidy
D: Appeal to Copper Rose
E: Appeal to the Injured Pikachu
F: Appeal to the Psyduck
G: Appeal to Meowth
H: Swing back inside the Zeppelin and launch yourself at Cassidy's face
I: Let go and fall into the Ocean. Water is your friend

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Glad to see you again
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Enjoyed the new entry. :)

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He's gotta be sick of their shit by now.

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E: Appeal to the Injured Pikachu

You: "Mmgblmgmlamgm mahhilufhhfhh" (Mmgblmgmlamgm mahhilufhhfhh)

You try to call for help but its hard to do while gripping onto a window and comes out in mumbles. You wish you could talk through your ass but only your brothers seem able to do that.

You focus and try as hard as you can

You: "Maggglharg Magggfdgikarhh Mahhblhkarp!" (Pikachu! Pikachu! Help me! They're going to kill us! I'm going to fall! My Grandfather's going to die!)

Pikachu: "Pika? Pika Pikachu?" (Wha? What's happening?)

You: "Maffgarg Mafhhdgilarhh!" (Pikachu! You have to save me! You have to stop Team Rocket!)

That seems to wake him up

Pikachu: "Pika pika?" (Team Rocket?)

He staggers to his feet then starts to sprint on all fours, running between Copper Rose's legs (Oh so that's who that girl was) and makes a beeline for you.

You lose your grip and feel yourself falling for a second when Pikachu grabs you by the whiskers at the last moment.

It hurts like hell dangling in mid air like that and feeling the strong winds but at least you're not falling. Pikachu is standing in the window and struggling to hold you up.

Pikachu: "Pika pika!" (You're so heavy! You need to watch your diet!)

You: "Magikarp Magikarp!" (I'm not fat! Just big scaled)

Pikachu: "Piiikkka chuuu!" (Coooommmme onnnn)

With all his might the Pikachu heaves you back into the Zeppelin and you collapse in a heap together, both breathing heavily and exhausted.

Butch: "Huh, there's something you don't see everyday."

Meowth: "Ehhhh, I kinda do."

Cassidy: "Enough is enough! I have had it with these Meowth fighting freaks on this Monday to Friday Zeppelin. I'm tired of being surrounded by constant failures! I'm ending this runt now once and for all!"

Meowth: "You couldn't even beat that Magikarp."

Cassidy: "Neither could you!!"

Copper Rose: "Wait you're not going to hurt that cute little Pikachu are you?"

Cassidy: "No of course not... I'm going to destroy him!"

Butch and Cassidy want to fight. Pikachu staggers back to his feet. You just kinda flop about behind him.

Butch: "Go Hitmontop!"
Cassidy: "Raticate! I choose you!"

In a flash of red light a menacing looking Raticate and Hitmontop appear and advance on Pikachu!

He's injured and outnumbered 2 to 1!

What do you do?

A. Back up Pikachu yourself. It's time for a Struggle.
B: You've got this TRAINER! (Injured) (Accuracy Drop)
C. Bruno's probably spent a lot of time with rodents, he can do it.
D: Dr Cool-Joy handled a Rattata, she can handle this!
E: Try to bribe them $100. These seem like mercenary types.
F: Ditch Pikachu and flee. You have other things to attend too.

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D: Dr Cool-Joy handled a Rattata, she can handle this!

Pikachu saved you, it's time to return the favor.

You throw your pokeball and in a flash of red light Dr Cool-Joy appears beside Pikachu. Now it's even.

Meowth: "OK now that I don't see everyday."
Butch: "Why does her coat have burn marks?"
Cassidy: "Because clearly she's a hard working woman who didn't have time to change."
Butch: "Why does she have a Tentacool on her shoulder?"
Cassidy: "Oh my God you are so judgmental sometimes Butch."
Dr Cool-Joy: "I bet he's not like that with men in uniform."
Butch: "Hey! I didn't even say anything."
Cassidy: "Totally. By the way i love your hair!"
Dr Cool-Joy: "Thanks! Yours looks great too!"
Cassidy: "It can be a real pain sometimes, especially when I'm traveling a lot."
Dr Cool-Joy: "Oh don't get me started on that."

While Cassidy and Dr Cool-Joy huddle together and keep taking, Pikachu starts charging an attack, Hitmontop continues advancing but Raticate is paralyzed due to a lack of instructions from Cassidy.

Pikachu: "Piiikkka chuuu!" Taaaaake this!"

Pikachu blasts Hitmontop with a well placed Thundershock. Sending it careening across the room and back to Butches feet.

Butch: "Cass! A little help here?"

Cassidy: "You would not believe this girl that I work with."
Dr Cool-Joy: "That bad huh?"
Cassidy: "Yeah she's so full of herself and arrogant."
Dr Cool-Joy: "And it just makes everything you need to do harder right?"
Cassidy: "Exactly! I can't wait to show her up in my front of our Boss. It's petty I know but trust me she brings the worst out of you."
Dr Cool-Joy: "I know right! I have 456 sisters. And we all do the same job, dad demanded it."
Cassidy: "Wow! And I thought I had it bad"
Dr Cool-Joy: "It can get really catty."
Cassidy: "I can imagine."
Meowth: "I find that offensive."

Butch: "Okay that's it, Hitmontop, shut her up."

Hitmontop nails Dr Cool-Joy right in the stomach with a ferocious kick. Causing the good doctor to back up and topple over.

The Tentacool squelches over to the Hitmontop.

Tentacool: "Tentacool Tentac-" (Hey don't hurt my-)

Hitmontop causally stomps on the Tentacool.

Cassidy: "Hey! We were talking!"

Butch: "Thats the problem! We have work to do. I'll take the doctor, you take the Pikachu!"

Cassidy: "Ugh, fine. Deal. You know you're just proving her point though? Raticate! Use Hyper Fang!"

Raticate uses Hyper Fang and bites Pikachu in the back while he was charging another attack. Raticate's teeth dig deeply right into Pikachu's flesh.

Pikachu squeals in pain and rolls onto his back.

Butch: "Hitmontop use Triple Kick! 2 for the doctor and 1 for her jellyfish."
Cassidy: "Raticate! Finish off that Pikachu! Give it everything you got!"

Hitmontop starts spinning on its head with tremendous velocity, Raticate bears its teeth and they look sharper than ever. I guess Cassidy does take good care of them.

What do you do ?

A: Dr Cool-Joy! Use Protect !
B: Dr Cool-Joy! Use Liquid Ooze!
C: Dr Cool-Joy! Use Helping Hand!
D: Use Item Super Potion on Dr Cool-Joy.
E: Use Item Super Potion on Pikachu.
F: Withdraw Dr Cool-Joy, use Struggle!
G: Withdraw Dr Cool-Joy, use TRAINER! (Injured) (Accuracy Drop)
H: Withdraw Dr Cool-Joy, use Bruno!
I: This isn't going well. Run Away!

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B

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d

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A

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H. Bruno needs to squash these chumps.

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B

How are you all not eager to see how she uses Liquid Ooze?

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