Current Events > CYOA: You are a Magikarp and your grandfather is dying of cancer.

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D. Let's see what kind of trouble we can get into during a show.

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As long as we bring our new friend along I'm good with whatever :D

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DivideR posted...

As long as we bring our new friend along I'm good with whatever :D

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Time to add Copper Rose to our humandex!

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I (other), lets go to the restroom for some clean water instead of whatever Grimer threw at our lovely bucket

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C. Gotta save grandpa. Plus, we might need some medicine ourselves, being in Grimer grime.

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The mess hall should have clean water

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C. Tell Grimer to come with you and go to the Cargo Hold. That's where the medicine must be.

This isn't a pleasure cruise... Well actually it is but you're on a mission.

You go down the stairs to the cargo hold, clanking your bucket on each step. Once you reach the hold you see a large room full of crates, boxes and barrels of all shapes and sizes with workers moving things around. And there it is! On top of a large stack you see one of the crates marked as medicine.

If only there was some way you could distract the workers.

Worker#1: "Hey did you hear!? Copper Rose is performing upstairs!"

Worker #2: "Huh!? Really! The Exotic Wonder of The East? Now this I gotta see!"

All the workers run out of the room. How fortuitous! It's empty! Nows your chance!

With Grimer's help you climb up to the top of the stack. He spurts goo in front of the medicine crate to make the ground slippery and with your powers combined you push the crate as hard as you can until slowly it slides off the stack and crashes to the ground below with a loud crash.

Various liquids and broken glass spill everywhere amongst a heap of cracked wood... Maybe you could have been smarter about that but it's nice not to inside something falling off the shelf this time.

Grimer: "Grimer Grimer Grimer Grimer Grimer Grimer Grimer!" (Oh my god that was amazing! It was like smash! And all the healing stuff went everywhere. I hope no one is going to now die because of us. And we were like push push shove and then it exploded! Isn't this the most brilliant place you've ever been In your life!?)

A Pikachu wanders into the room and is left stunned at the sight of the trashed crate, the liquids, the weird Grimer and giant fish in a disgusting bucket.

Grimer: "GRIMER GRIMER GRIMER GRIMER GRIMER GRIMER!" (OHMYGOD IT'A A PIKACHU! THEYRE MY FAVORITE THING! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!)

The Pikachu squeals in fear at the sight of the raving Grimer and all the mess behind it. Then immediately runs away terrified.

Grimer: "Grimer Grimer! Grimer Grimer?" (It ran away in fear of me. Brilliant ! That's cool, we don't have to be friends. Can you believe today?)

But you don't have time for that now. Excitedly you scour through the rubble and after an endless string of broken battles and loose tablets , you find something still intact.

You found item: Medicine
You found Item: Super-Potion

You have it! You finally have it In your fins!... Well for the second time anyway. Now all you need to do is figure out where this Zeppelin is going, where your home was and how to get back there! That can't be too difficult right?

And hey! You see brand new box of delicious cookies! Right in the middle of the room! Mayve they fell out of the crate too, what where they doing in there? You are feeling hungry.

What do you do?

A. Eat the cookies yourself .
B. Share the cookies with Grimer .
C. Take the cookies but save them for later.
D. Leave the cookies . You got what you came for.

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It's friendly friends time
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B Grime a bro

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B. Share the cookies with Grimer .

You open the cookie pack and start munching away.

You are no longer hungry.

You pass the other half of the cookies to Grimer. In one go he just sort of absorbs it into his mass, packaging and all.

Grimer: "Grimer! Grimer Grimer Grimer!" (Cookies! brilliant! I mean they're not as nice as garbage or nuclear waste but still! Amazing!)

Then suddenly a giant net swoops down from above right where where cookies were. It's on some kind of timed rope conveyer. It tangles you up helplessly and then dunks you into a sack.

It was a trap!

You squirm and thrash around but it has no effect. What was this sack made to contain? A Rayquaza?

You feel sticks hitting the sack you over and over until both you and Grimer get the message and stop trying to escape.

Then someone lifts the sack and starts moving. Every step taken makes you slosh around, smacking into your bucket or Grimer. His ooze is coating you , both from him and from the bucket.

Grimer: "Grimer Grimer Grimer!" (Whey-hey! we're being kidnapped! This is amazing! Please don't kill me. Have you ever been kidnapped before? It's brilliant!)

After a short period of time whoever is carrying you stops walking. There's a moment of silence and then you hear voices.

???: "Prepare for trouble!"
???: "And make it double!"
???: "To protect the world from devastation!"
???: "To unite all peoples within our nation!"
???: "To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
???: "To extend our reach to the stars above!"
Jessie: "Jessie!"
James: "James!"
Jessie: "Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!"
James: "Surrender now, or prepare t-"

???: "You don't need to do the bit. I wrote the damn thing."

James: "Oh... right... Anyway without further ado."
Jessie: "Here is Pikachu!"

And with that they tip the sack upside down, making you, Grimer and the bucket fall out.

You flop about in front of an extremely unimpressed looking man in an expensive suit. He is sitting in a fancy chair with a most dangerous looking Persian you've ever seen by his foot. He has jet black hair and reeks of authority... actually that might just be grimers goo that you can't get out of your nose.

This must be the luxury suite at the top of the ZZeppelin. It's full of the most fancy silks and has the largest bed you have ever seen. Behind you is a man with short purple hair, a woman with long red hair and the smuggest looking Meowth. They are all wearing gray uniforms with an "R" on them.

You flop about in a small pile of goop. Making spitting noises as you try to get the ooze out of your month.

Grimer is upside-down and can't right himself so he just kinda shifts his mass to move his face the right way up.

Slowly the man stands up. His expression is unchanged but you still can feel the disappointment and exasperation radiating from him.

Giovanni: "I don't see Pikachu."

James: "B-but how!? That's impossible! We tricked it into getting a ticket, lured it onto the the Zeppelin and into our trap in the empty cargo bay with its favorite cookies and even had to put up with that superstar strumpet Copper Rose to distract the staff! We planned it to the smallest detail!"

Jessie: "It must have seen through our plan all along It! What a diobologual genius! It wasn't enough just to foil our plans , that rotten rodent had to embarrass us with a foul fish and grotesuqe Grimer too!"

Meowth: "That's right!"

Grimer: "Grimer! Grimer!" (I'm helping! Whooo!)

Giovanni: "You two incompetent fools have failed me for the last time."

Meowth: "Three! Three of us have.. failed yo... why do I always open my big mouth?."

Giovanni: "You are done."

James: "Okay sir. We'll be back soon, with Pikachu. We promise. A week at most ."

Giovanni: "No. I mean you are done. You are no longer members of Team Rocket. You are nothing."

Jessie : "Well then how are you going to capture Pikachu without us!?"

James: "Yeah ! I don't see you running out there and concocting schemes!... Ermm r-respectfully... sir..."

Giovanni: "Do you know what this is." he holds up an unusually large pokeball in the palm of his hand.

James: "...A pokeball?"

Giovanni: "No you boobs! This is no ordinary pokeball. It's the latest technology. This is a Master Ball! Right now it's a unique prototype but soon it will be perfected and mass produced. Unlike an ordinary pokeball, its capture effect is instantaneous. No matter what pokemon you are, no matter how powerful you are, no matter how hard you resist, you can't escape it."

Jessie: "Oh no... Did you hear all that?"

James: "Yeah. Did he just call us boobs?"

Jessie: "No you idiot! He can capture Pikachu! He doesn't need a plan or anything. That thing just made us obsolete."

Meowth: "Which means we're out of a job!"

Giovanni turns his back on all of you.

Giovanni: "You're out of more than that. Persian. Dispose of those two disgusting filths...... After you've killed the Magikarp and Grimer."

The Persian hisses and prowls towards you. Jessie , James and Meowth all tremble.

Grimer: "Grimer Grimer! Grimer Grimer!" (Hey this is brilliant! I've never been killed by a big cat before! New experiences! Amazing!)

What do you do?

A. Struggle.
B. Get 'em Grimer!
C. Trainer! I choose you.
C. You're my uno Bruno!
D. The doctor is in! Go Dr Cool-Joy.


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C. Trainer! I choose you.

Maybe she can ride this one too. You throw your pokeball.

Trainer: "Stop poking my eye!... Wait.. where am I now?"

The Persian hisses at her and leans back, preparing for a pounce.

Trainer: "No! Bad kitty."

Trainer grabs the Persian by the scruff of the neck and lifts it up. Suddenly it goes limp and docile and makes quiet whimpers.

Jessie: "What?"
James: "How!?"
Meowth: "Bwaahahahaa.... sorry. I mean
...How terrible."

This gets Giovanni's attention, who turns back around and looks at Trainer.

Trainer: "Have none of you people seen a cat before? It's an instinct, they can't help it."

Meowth: "There is absolutely no way that's a thi-yhmmmyhfdnfnfayim..."

Jessie grabs Meowth by the scruff of his neck and he goes limp too. His back legs kicking slightly in the air.

Jessie: "Oh wow, it really works."

James: "He had an off button all this time! Why didn't anyone ever tell me?"

Giovanni: "Who are you? How did you get In here? How did you get past my security?"

Trainer: "I don't know. I didn't choose to come here in this stupid place." *She looks around* "Actually this place is really nice, can I live here? Anyway who are YOU!?"

Giovanni: "I am Giovanni. The chairman of Team Rocket and benefactor of the world's ultimate destiny."

Trainer is visibly irritated.

Trainer: "Chairperson. It's Chairperson! 'Chairman' is ridiculously sexist and antiqued! What kind of organisation are you running!?"

Giovanni: "A successful one?"

Trainer: "Just think! How would you feel if your daughter was getting ready to take your place and people were still using words like chairman?"

Giovanni : "Before or after I have her shot?"

Trainer uses double slap with her free hand... It's not very effective.

Giovanni doesn't flinch and glares at her. Making Trainer back up.

Giovanni: "New assignment. I want you two to think of the most painful possible way to eliminate this malcontent."

Trainer: "H-hey now hold on..."

James: "Why would we help you if we don't work for you anymore"

Jessie: "because he'll give us our jobs back you moron!"

James: "Oh right. Good point."

Jessie let's go of Meowth and grabs Trainer's legs. James grabs Trainer's arms, causing her to drop Persian.

Jessie and James are now holding Trainer down, Persian is coming around for an attack.

Trainer : "Stop it! Lemme gooooo!"

Trainer desperately kicks her legs and sends one of her shoes flying across the room and into the whiskey cabinet with a smash.

James: "Will you hold her still!?"

Jessie: "I'm trying! She's very wriggly!"

Trainer kicks her other shoe off and it goes flying straight into Giovanni's arm. It doesn't hurt hurt but it knocks the Master Ball out of his hands.

Giovanni: "Insolent fool!"

The Master Ball falls to the ground and rolls across the floor.

You: "Magikarp!" (Dibs!)
Meowth: "Mine!"

You both make a beeline for the ball. Meowth was further away but is much faster than you, he's about to reach it until he Is intercepted by Grimer.

Grimer: "Grimer Grimer Grimer Grimer Grimer Grimer. " (Sorry buddy, Magikarp called dibs. So you don't get the thing. I don't make the rules. I guess God does. Do you think God does? I bet God exists because today is brilliant!)

Meowth: "Get out of my way! Don't you know what this means!?"

Grimer : "Grimer!" (You're mean!)

You flopped to the ball first!

You obtained item: Master Ball.

You look around and see Trainer being held down as Persian strikes, Giovanni looks pissed, Grimer and Meowth are about to fight and now you know there's security outside.

What do you do?

A. Throw the Master Ball at Jessie
B. Throw the Master Ball at James
C. Throw the Master Ball at Meowth
D. Throw the Master Ball at Giovanni
E. Throw the Master Ball at Persian
F. Withdraw Trainer and escape out the air vent while you can. Bet there's no security posted there.

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B actually. I like James.

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The big boy.
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D means you own Team Rocket as well.

Btw did they really catch a grimer with a net?

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TetsuoS2 posted...

D means you own Team Rocket as well.

Btw did they really catch a grimer with a net?

I guess enough of it got caught In your bucket

No plot holes, no worries

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F. Time to do a Solid Snake imitation.

Giovanni is a legendary, but do we have enough badges for him to obey?

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gotta go with d
also I love the picking up Persian like its mama bit

Idk if we should waste a master ball this early.

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samurai bandit posted...

Idk if we should waste a master ball this early.

Its either D or F for this =/ =/ =/

If we get gio we get team rocket automatically

F.

What if we encounter that pikachu again? It sounds like would be a worthy master ball target.

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Guns_of_Verdun posted...

I guess enough of it got caught In your bucket

No plot holes, no worries

lol it's fine, just kidding

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samurai bandit posted...

Idk if we should waste a master ball this early.

F

Like sure, maybe we stumble upon some Champion or something. But it wont have the same fun to it using the ball on them instead of the arrogant guy whos bragging about the master ball and just fired some of his people because it means he no longer needs them.

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uwnim posted...

Like sure, maybe we stumble upon some Champion or something. But it wont have the same fun to it using the ball on them instead of the arrogant guy whos bragging about the master ball and just fired some of his people because it means he no longer needs them.

This isn't about efficiency.

We are the fist of IRONIC FATE HERSELF

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Not sure about this. On the up side having Giovanni in a Master ball means he is not running around loose.

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D. Throw the Master Ball at Giovanni

The Persian pounces and starts scratching up TRAINER's face . Making her squeal and squirm like an anime fan on prom night.

TRAINER: "Arrrgh my eyes!? Why is it always the eyes!?"

At the same time Grimer tries to coat Meowth with toxic ooze but Meowth just leaps over the the goop and lands ontop of Grimer's... Head?... General mass?... with all 4 paws, pressing it against the floor.

Meowth: "You're gonna have to try a lot harder than-ugh you're so gross! It gets everywhere ."

It's 2 - 0 for cats as Persian and Meowth keep scratching away but Giovanni is unimpressed.

TRAINER: "Why isn't anyone helping me?"

Giovanni slowly takes his jacket off, folds it, puts it on the seat and starts methodically rolling up his sleeves.

Giovanni: "If you want a job done properly... Let me show you how this is done."

You grab the Master Ball with your mouth (It's a little harder this time as it's larger ) and toss it across the room with all your might.

The ball smacks Giovanni right in the haircut and he is drawn inside. It doesn't even wobble once, just like with Bruno as he is instantaneous trapped.

You caught a GIOVANNI.

Jessie: "I could get my Ekans to wrap around her and squeeze life out of her?"

James: "My Koffing could poison her? What do you think boss? .... Boss? Where did he go!?"

Meowth: "He's in the Master Ball!"
Jessie: "What!?"
Persian: "Persian!?" (What!?)
TRAINER: "Arrrgh my eye! My doctor said I'm not supposed to get blood in it."
James: "What!?"
Grimer : "Grim! Grimer!? ... Grimer" (Oh! What!?... I'm joining in.)

Would you like to give GIOVANNI a nickname?

A. Yes ________
B. No

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A. Magikarp
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jumi posted...

A. Assface.

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A) Italian Mob Boss
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